Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Firthuliel doesn't own anything. Except Vebrion. And Christina. And ourselves, Nilturiel and Firthuliel. I wish I owned Legolas. Or Orlando Bloom. Or even Will Turner. Although I would make him take a shower and cut his hair. Well, anyway, onward!
Chapter 2 Capturing the elf
Earlier that week, Vebrion the elf attended the annual summer feast hosted at the palace in Mirkwood. Thranduil was a very good host and had supplied lots and lots of rum, among other things.
Vebrion handed Thranduil's son, Legolas another LARGE cup of rum. If she had it her way, she would have given him the whole bottle, but that would cause suspicion. If she wanted her elf she would have to be very subtle.
"This is excellent rum!" Legolas said, to no one in particular.
"Riveting," said Vebrion, "Why don't you have another?"
Glorfindel and his new wife Celebríon, formerly Elrond's wife, spotted Legolas. They came over to talk to him since they hadn't seen him since that unfortunate incident with the hobbits.
"*Elen síla lumenn' omentielvo!*" cried Glorfindel. "Did I tell you that Celebríon and I finally got married?"
"Yes, I finally figured out that Elrond was just way too bossy for me! Then I met Glorfindel. His story about how he helped that poor hobbit, Frodo, across the river to safety was absolutely heartrending. I knew that we were destined to be together. After all, who would really want to spend eternity with Elrond?!?!"
"Do you still have that old photo album of us when we were younger, Legolas?" asked Glorfindel.
"Why yes!" Legolas said, swaggering just a little bit. "I will go get it." With that, Legolas almost gracefully (he only ran into someone once) left the room and Vebrion followed. This was her big chance.
"Ah, here it is," hollered Legolas. He picked up the large album, but it made him lose his balance. He only had time to mutter, "Bloody pirates!" before he fell to the ground unconscious.
"Finally, HE'S MINE!!!!!!" exclaimed Vebrion, while pulling him down to her secret room, the palace guest house.