Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Firthuliel doesn't own anything. Except Vebrion. And Christina. And ourselves, Nilturiel and Firthuliel. I wish I owned Legolas. Or Orlando Bloom. Or even Will Turner. Although I would make him take a shower and cut his hair. Well, anyway, onward!
Chapter 6 A 'Rush' of strange creatures
Geoffrey Rush was riding his horse straight ahead. He never once turned left or right, but he never made it to his destination. When he was about halfway there, he heard a strange noise. When he stopped to listen more closely, he discovered that it was just the sound of a lot of croaking frogs.
Geoffrey kept riding and ignored the frogs. The further he went, though, the louder the croaking got. He wondered if he really had made a turn somewhere and was now headed to the Frog House, a division of the Butterfly House.
Suddenly, a really, really loud frog croaked right by his horse. Rocco panicked, tossed Geoffrey to the ground, and bolted. Hmm…. Not a very dependable horse, he thought. Of course, he had only taken it from that farm he'd passed where that girl had been standing there. Now that he thought about it, why had she been standing there? He was sure that she was up to no good.
After thinking over things a while, he decided that the only thing he could do was keep trying to get to Orlando. He began walking straight, just as that strange girl had said. But what he didn't know, was that he had actually veered slightly left. This was very bad because the aliens and their evil frog creatures lived to the left. If a person so much as put one foot off the straight path, they disappeared and were never seen again. Well, some were, but no one knows why they didn't vanish. The ones who returned were actually considered quite crazy. They went on and on about how no one should ever learn to draw fish and that everyone should grow their hair really long and never comb it.
The sounds of the croaking frogs abruptly stopped. Geoffrey looked around, wondering why. A silent army of frogs came out of nowhere and abducted him. Everyone knows that frogs are the alien's pets…except Geoffrey Rush, of course.