Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Firthuliel doesn't own anything. Except Vebrion. And Christina. And ourselves, Nilturiel and Firthuliel. And the UPS guy. I wish I owned Legolas. Or Orlando Bloom. Or even Will Turner. Although I would make him take a shower and cut his hair. Well, anyway, onward!
Chapter 9 Finding a new hobby
Vebrion was bored. Now that she had finally gotten revenge on the evil elf, she didn't have anything to do. She had to find a new hobby. She went to the hobby shop. She decided that she couldn't decide on one particular hobby, so she wanted to buy samples of them all. But she didn't have enough money. Poor Vebrion!
She determined that she would have to blackmail people to get the money. But who could she blackmail? As she was stalking everyone to get to Legolas, she saw things that she could blackmail everyone for. She wrote blackmailing notes to everyone. "Hello from your stalker. You are being blackmailed!!! Give me $10,000 and a lembas cracker every month or else I will tell the F.B.I. your little secret. That's right [insert secret here]! Unless you want me to spill the beans, hand over the money. And the lembas, too. Sincerely, the elf capturing queen!"
There we go, she thought. That's a good note. She would just have to wait for the money. And the crackers. She's especially looking forward to the lembas.