Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Firthuliel doesn't own anything. Except Vebrion. And Christina. And ourselves, Nilturiel and Firthuliel. And the UPS guy. I wish I owned Legolas. Or Orlando Bloom. Or even Will Turner. Although I would make him take a shower and cut his hair. Well, anyway, onward!
Chapter 9 The Opening of the Package
Orlando and Will got to know one another while building the fort. They discovered a mutual love for horses, and RUM!!!! They decided that they should stock the fort with lots of lembas and even more rum.
The UPS guy rode up to the fort. "Do either of you know a Mr. Orlando Bloom??? I have a very odd package here for him."
"I'm Orlando," said Orlando.
The UPS guy said, "Sign here please. And could you open the package now? I really want to see what game it is"
"Game?" said Orlando and Will at the same time. Just then, Firthuliel and Nilturiel ran up.
"We saw some strange guy on a horse ride over here and we thought he just might be the UPS guy since he was carrying a strange package. Are you the UPS guy?" Nilturiel asked.
The UPS guy said, "Why yes! I am the UPS guy! But my truck broke down in the middle of a field, so I chose one of those horses that are conveniently located right next to the field and rode up here as fast as I could."
Orlando asked everyone to come into his newly built fort and see the opening of the package. Everyone held their breath while he tore open the paper. At first, everyone thought it was a dummy of Orlando, since they looked so much alike, but then they noticed that the person was breathing.
"I know who that is!" shouted Firthuliel and Nilturiel. "It's LEGOLAS!!!!!" They both ran into each other while trying to get to Legolas. They fell to the floor, unconscious.
The UPS guy, Orlando, and Will looked at each other and rolled their eyes. How come Legolas got all the attention? After all, he was only an elf.