10:19 AM:

"DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

10:20 AM:

OMG my daddy, Arathorn, stole my beloved!

10:21 AM:

How rude

10:22 AM:

I just yelled, "What the hell?!  Daddy you're dead!"

To which he replied, "No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!  I saw you die!"

"No, that was the OTHER Arathorn."

10:25 AM:

…………….?

10:32 AM:

"Well then, who are you?"

"Arathorn."

10:33 AM:

I am COMPLETELY confused.

10:34 AM:

"Well what are you doing with my beloved Arwen?"

"She's my beloved Arwen!"

"No she's not!"

"Yes she is!" Dad yelled.  "She's my wife!  And you're mother!"