10:35 AM:

Arwen is my mother?!  That's sick!

10:36 AM:

Arwen looks as shocked as I am.

10:36 and a bit AM:

But she's only PRETENDING to be confused.  She's CHEATING ON ME!!!

10:37 AM:

Oh my gosh, this is SO GROSS!  I'VE BEEN ROMANCING WITH MY MOTHER!

Ew!  Ew!  Ew!  Puke!  Puke!  Puke!

10:38 AM:

And who does my mum think she is to tell me she's a man and I'm a woman?  What's her problem?!

10:39 AM:

Too choked.  Can't write.

10:40 AM:

I can't believe Arwen is my mum.  ARWEN IS MY MOTHER!!  How could she?  Why?  Doesn't she have any morals?  Any values?  Any sense of responsibility?

10:41 AM:
Oh well, she's a good kisser!  It's all good!

10:42 AM:
Do you think it's illegal to marry your mother?

10:43 AM:

I can hear someone screaming.

10:44 AM:

It's Legolas!

10:45 AM:

Oh well

10:46 AM:

Legolas is calling for me to help him.  Well screw him.  He made me go to the supermarket.

10:47 AM:

Now he's threatening to kill me if I don't help him.

10:48 AM:

Can't

10:49 AM:

help

10:50 AM:

him.

10:51 AM:

Too

10:52 AM:

busy

10:53 AM:

making

10:54 AM:

out

10:55 AM:

with

10:56 AM:

Arwen.

10:57 AM:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………………..

11:00 AM:

Now he's threatening to steal my shoelaces if I don't help him.  Oh no!  I better go and help him right away!

11:01 AM:

Where the hell is my shirt?!

11:02 AM:

Oh no!  Legolas is screaming again!  Screw my shirt; I must fond him at once!

11:03 AM:

Running up stairs.  Looking incredibly sexy, as always.

11:04 AM:

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarragooooooooooooooooorn!!!!!!!!  HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

11:05 AM:

Ah hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:19 AM:

Sorry, I couldn't write there for a bit because I was laughing too hard.

11:20 AM:

LEGOLAS IS GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:27 AM:
Ahahaha!  A green elf!  That's classic!  Hahahaha!

11:28 AM:

Must-compose-heehee-myself.  Legolas is threatening to steal my shoelaces again.

11:29 AM:

Asked him how he turned green.

11:29 and ¾ AM:

He says that he's always been green.

11:29 and 5/6 AM:

I told him that's stupid; he's always been UN-green.  But NO!  He says that he's always been green!

11:30 AM:

Maybe, just maybe, he's COLOUR BLIND and someone told him that "white", or whatever colour he sees is "green" so wow, he's stupid!

11:31 AM:

Yeah, that's probably write.  Legolas the stuupidd ellf.

11:32 AM:

I just yelled "haha, you stupid colour blind green elf! and he snorted.

11:32 and a bit AM:
Wow, I dunno if it's good or bad, but upon snorting he choked and is coughing madly.

11:33 AM:

Now Legolas is turning brown….he looks pretty like that…

11:34 AM:

Legolas is now turning black.

11:35 AM:

He looks even prettier.

11:36 AM:

Uh oh.  I think he's dying. 

11:37 AM:

Oh well.  Shit happens.

11:38 AM:

Gimli just ran in and yelled "Oh no!  Master elf!  I'll save you!"

11:39 AM:

Teehee!  He's too short to reach Legolas!

11:40 AM:

I'm so bored.  Legolas is STILL dying!  I mean, die or live, just hurry up, alright?!

11:47 AM:

Legolas has decided to live.  Great. 

11:48 AM:

Legolas has now gone back to a fluorescent green.

11:49 AM:

Hey, why was he green in the first place?

11:50 AM:

He said he ate too much snot and turned green.

11:51 AM:

His snot's green?  Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

11:52 AM:

Wait a sec, my snot's green too...ew…well at least I don't eat it!

11:53 AM:

Just out of curiosity, I told Legolas to turn back to brown.

11:53 and a sec:

OMG, he turned brown!

11:54 AM:

I told him to turn yellow.

11:54 and a second AM:

And guess what?  He did!

11:55 AM:

This is cool.  I can tell Legolas to turn any colour and he will.  Heehee…I'm wonderful…

11:56 AM:

Now I have Legolas flashing colour every split second…hehe..Look!  Pink!  Red!  Purple!

12:00 PM:

But Gimli's really pissed at my 'making fun of' his beloved lf.

12:00 PM:

Argh!  He's rushing at me with his axe!

12:01 PM:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:02 PM:

Teehee!  Gimli just tripped over his beard which somehow magically regrew after it got eatened by Mr Lamington the Third.  This is my opportunity to escape!

12:04 PM:

I'm now running away from Gimli as fast as I can.  Which, of course, is very fast.  And Gimli's chasing me as fast as he can.  Which, of course, with him being a dwarf and all, is barely faster than a hobbit.

12:06 PM:

I just ran into another room and slammed the door.  Now Gimli can't get me!  Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa-uh oh.  I'M LOCKED IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I CAN'T GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:09 PM:

Damn!  Now I'm hungry!  And because I'm locked in this stupid room I can't get any food!

12:11 PM:

Wait a second.  I appear to be locked…IN THE KITCHEN!  YAY!

12:12 PM:

Oh no!  Arwen's locked outside!  I'm  going to have to cook for myself!

12:13 PM:

I'M DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!

12:15 PM:

Ok, calm down.  I can look after myself.  I'm the leader of the Dunedain!  I've lived with Elrond for 20 years for crying out loud!  I'm sure I can manage to cook for myself.

12:16 PM:

I CAN'T COOK!  I'M GOING TO BE HUNGRY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:31 PM:

Sorry, I couldn't write for a second there.  I was *pant* having a *panic* panic attack.  But I *pant* think I'm *pant* ok now.

12:32 PM:

Ok, I remember Arwen tried to tech me how to cook-what was it again? Uh……………….toast?

12:33 PM:

TOAST?!  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

12:34 PM:

Ok think Aragorn.  I need some…uh…b-bread?

12:35 PM:

Ok, I'm looking in the cupboards for bread.  I don't see any "bread".  I do see some "nail polish".  Well, I know that Legolas uses that a lot, and he loves Lembas, and Lembas is sorta like toast, so maybe "nail polish" is like "bread".

12:36 PM:

Ok, pouring "nail polish" into a strangely shaped box which is apparently a "toaster".

12:37 PM:

Ok, now what do I do?

12: 38 PM:

I just heard a voice in my head which said "listen to the voice in your head".  Well obviously I'm already doing that!  Stupid voice.

12:39 PM:

The voice said, "hit your head on the table."

12:40 PM:

Ow!!!!!!!!!!!!  I just hit my head on the table and it REALLY hurts!!!!!!!

12:41 PM:

Oh no!  I think I'm bleeding!

12:42 PM:

The voice just said, "No you stupid human!  The OTHER voice!" 

12:43 PM:

Honestly, how many voices are there?!

12:47 PM:

Hey!  I'm not human!

12:48 PM:

Ok, the voice just told me to push down the button.  Pushing it down………………..

12:49 PM:

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:50 PM:  

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!  FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

12:51 PM:

Running away from fire now!  HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!

12:52 PM:

Oh no!  Gimli's chasing me again!  Doesn't he ever give up?!

12:54 PM:

YAY!  I found Arwen!  She'll protect me from the evil dwarf!

12:55 PM:

Now I'm safe :)  It's all good………………..

12:56 PM:

Arwen's looking at me.

12:57 PM:

OMG is she SMILING?!

12:58 PM:

OMG!!!!!!!!  SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:03 PM:

Sorry, I couldn't write for a while. I was just so overwhelmed by the fact that Arwen was smiling that I had to sit down.  Anyways, she just said, "Estel, I have something to tell you."

1:04 PM:

Sweet Valar, she's not going to tell me she's a man again, is she?

1:05 PM:

She just informed me she's pregnant.

1:06 PM:

I just reminded her that that's not possible since Elrond "accidentally" castrated me when I was 10.

1:07 PM:

She just asked me how the hell she got pregnant then.

1:08 OM:

I said I have absolutely no idea.  

1:09 PM:

Wait a sec..What's that laughing?!

1:10 PM:

It's coming from behind that tree.

1:11 PM:

It Eowyn.  And she just looked really creepily at Arwen, grinned really joyfully, and said,

"Hello my darling wife."

1:12 PM:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

THE END….

A/N: Gotta go, very tight netball game!  YES!  SYDNEY WON!!!!!!!  WITH ONE SECOND TO GO, SYDNEY BEAT MELBOURNE!!! HAHAHAH!  SUCKED IN!  OMG I burnt my hand earlier and do u know how hard it is to type with one hand?!