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Speaking: "..."

Thoughts: //...//

Chapter 3

**KAKASHI** (Heh, it was meant to be Naruto's point of view here, but I like Kakashi, hehe.)

The three men stood poised and ready to fight as a cool breeze swept through the field.

Naruto straightened himself and grinned foxishly, adjusting his head protector. Sasuke just grinned at Naruto.

//They've both grown up...I wonder, can they beat me?//

" Well, how about this then? You two, against me!" Kakashi challenged in a firm tone.

Naruto looked devastated at this prospect.

" Me? Teaming up with him?!? But I wanted to kick SASUKE'S ass today, not yours!" Naruto yelled, giving a sidelong glance at his rival.

" Hey, you scared? Ha, I could beat up Kakashi any time...or don't you want to hurt him?" Sasuke asked Naruto in a mocking voice.

" What's that supposed to mean?!? Ha, well, Kakashi! Get ready, because we're not going to easy on you!" the blonde said strongly.

// Interesting....//

" Come on then! Beat me if you can!" Kakashi yelled, rushing at Sasuke at an inhuman speed.

Sasuke dodged Kakashi's first and second punch, then got caught by a low kick and got sent up into the air, the more experienced jounin going with him.

A flurry of fists and feet could be seen from Naruto's point of view, and Naruto could hardly keep up with the action.

" Hey! Leave some for me, Sasuke! Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!" Naruto called loudly, splitting into around 50 clones of himself, all of them launching themselves at the battle between the Uchiha and Kakashi.

// Damn. Time for a little trick.//

Sasuke dropped to the ground, however Kakashi had been set upon by Naruto's clones, Hit repeatedly, Kakashi fell to the ground...and turned into a 'Come Come Paradise' book.

Sasuke looked bemused and started laughing. However, Naruto had seemed to notice something about the book, mainly because it had a picture of Kakashi on the front, and leaped on it. The book immediately turned back into Kakashi, but before he could do anything, Naruto yelled out:

" Special Jutsu: 10,000 Years of Pain!"

// Shit.//

And Kakashi was given a VERY hard butt poke, sending him flying into the air and collapsing on the ground.

Meanwhile, Sasuke had also collapsed on the ground. With laughter.

// ....Ouch.//

The butt poked Kakashi slowly pulled himself up, and managed to say through the excruciating pain:

" Anyone for ramen?"

This was answered by the sounds of hysterical laughter from the other end of the field.

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Heh heh heh.... I just had to put the 10,000 Years of Pain in. Naruto's revenge!

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