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Chapter 13 Fish and Dog Butts
Geoffrey Rush woke up quickly. He had absolutely no idea where he was. The last thing that he remembered was trying to find Orlando Bloom, the bloody pirate! Suddenly, it came back to him. The girl in the field, the horse that he took, and finally, the silent army of frogs. That made him recoil with fear. Where exactly was he.
He looked around the room he was in, but it was empty except for some pictures of something. He wasn't exactly sure what most of them were, but some of them looked like fish. Why would someone want thousands of really bad pictures of fish?
Just then, an alien walked in. It looked like your typical alien, green skin, a weird-shaped head, and whatever else a typical alien looks like. The alien walked over to the corner of the room and set up an easel with some paints. Then it turned to Geoffrey.
"You must paint pictures of fish," it declared. "Then when you are done, you must paint pictures of dog butts. There are some lembas crackers over there. We got them off the black market," it smiled proudly. "They seem to have been taken off the black market though. Our supplier hasn't contacted us in a long time… Oh well, we still have a few left. So eat them sparingly." With that, the alien left the room.
Geoffrey had many questions running through his head. Why was he here? Where was he? Who or what was that thing that just came in? And why fish and dog butts?? He didn't have answers to any of the questions though, so he just started painting.