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Chapter 14 The Quest for the Photo Album

Glodfindel and Celebrían were lost. They were looking for their photo album.

"We're lost." Celebrían said for what seemed like the fiftieth time that day.

"No we're not. We're temporarily misplaced." Glorfindel answered.

"That's a fancy way of saying you're lost." Celebrían grumbled. They had been walking in circles for hours, getting nowhere. They were looking for the photo album they had asked Legolas for at the feast. When he had gone missing, the two took it upon themselves to find him, thus finding their photo album.

"Wouldn't it just be easier to go into his room and get it?" Celebrían had asked. Glorfindel had assured her that finding the missing prince would be easier and they would be rewarded for finding him.

"Look! There's someone we can ask for directions!" Celebrían exclaimed.

"We're not lost!" Glorfindel shouted.

Celebrían sighed and walked over to the girl sitting on her car. "Hi." The girl said standing up.

"Hi." Celebrían said. "Do you know how to get to Firthuliel's house? We're lost."

"We're not lost!" Glorfindel said. He hadn't moved from his spot.

"Don't listen to him." Celebrían whispered. "He's very stubborn."

"I know what you mean." Christina said. "Firthuliel's is straight ahead. But beware, it's frog country." Christina turned around to point. "Do you think…" she turned back around and the two elves were gone. Christina was puzzled. How did they do that?

45 minutes later

Celebrían stopped in front of the house. Both Glorfindel and Celebrían stopped to catch their breath. Then Glorfindel went to knock on the door. No one answered. He heard voices coming from the back yard. They walked back to the woods. They saw four men in a fort and two teenage girls passed out on the floor.

"Hello, I am looking for Legolas Greenleaf." Glorfindel said.

"Yo! I'm here." Legolas said. It looked like he was drunk.

"Excuse me, your highness, we are looking for our photo album of when we were young elflings." Celebrían said.

"Ah yes." Legolas hicupped. "Excuse me. Yes, that is in my room under my bed. How did you find me? Where am I?"

"You're right here." Orlando said. "But where is here? Why are we here? Why is everyone here on Middle-Earth?"

The UPS guy said, "You're too philosophical when you are drunk." The UPS guy was sober.

"We are not drunk!" Legolas said. "I condemn you to the dungeons. Or better yet, get me another rum. But after you do that, leave!"

Orlando and Will started laughing for no reason. "He said condemn. Hehehe." Will said. "Do you know what that sounds like?"

"Of course it sounds like commend." Orlando said.

"That's not what I meant." Will said. He burped. "What I meant was…" No one heard what he meant because he had fallen asleep.

"Well, do we have permission to go into your room and get the photo album?" Glorfindel asked.

"Of course. Now leave." Legolas said. He hiccuped. "Or would you like a rum?"

"No thank you." Celebrían said. "How are we going to get home?"
The UPS guy said, "I'll take you home. If you help me fix my truck."

"It's a deal." Glorfindel said.

They walked away from the men in the fort. While they were walking Celebrían explained their situation. What the UPS guy was most interested in was how they knew where he was. Celebrían explained that they had asked their friend, Vebrion, if she knew where he was. They hadn't thought it was strange that they heard frogs in the field they were in.

Suddenly they heard an extremely loud frog beside them. That's when they noticed a silent army of frogs in front of them. They stopped walking and stared. All three of them were abducted. They joined Geoffrey Rush painting strange pictures of fish and dog butts.