Disclaimer: I'm getting tired of writing these. We don't own Lord of the Rings, we don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, we don't own Geoffrey Rush, Celebría or Glorfindel, and sadly we don't own Orlando, Legolas, or Will. We do own Christina, Vebrion, the UPS guy, the evil frogs and of course, the aliens.

Chapter 16 Yo Ho Ho and a Couple Bottles of Rum

Will was the last to wake the next morning. He opened his eyes then shut them quickly. His head hurt from all of the rum last night. He reopened his eyes and saw that the other two were in similar conditions. He groaned and went back to sleep. Two hours later he woke up and felt so much better. Orlando and Legolas came back from feeding the horses.

"It appears," Will started, "That all of the rum is gone."

"That's a calamity," Legolas said.

"We will just have to go get some more. And, it looks like most of the lembas is gone, too." Will added.

"I can make some more lembas without the fear of someone blackmailing me." Orlando said glaring at Legolas.

"Legolas you can come with me to get more rum. I know who we can get some from." Will said. "Legolas, Firthuliel's nenelith said that we could use their house anytime, so you can use the kitchen to make some more lembas."

"But what are we going to do about them?" Orlando asked, pointing to the two teenage girls passed out on the ground.

"They'll wake up. Eventually." Legolas said. "Trust me, I have experience with fangirls."

With that, Orlando went into the house and Legolas and Will took two of the horses and started to ride. "So, where are we going?" Legolas asked.

"Port Royale." Will answered. That didn't help Legolas put he didn't ask anything else.

10 minutes after they left, Vebrion rode up on her horse. No one answered the front door, so she went around back. She got to the fort and no one was there. Except for two teenage girls passed out on the floor. She grumbled to herself and started to look for clues about Celebrían and Glorfy. She found none. In her frustration, she left her horse and started running away. 5 minutes after she left, Firthuliel sat up.

"Nilturiel wake up!" she cried. The girl next to her sat up. "Where is everybody?" she asked.

"I don't know. We should go find out. It doesn't look like anyone's home, and we can't drive, so we'll have to take the horses. There's only two left, to our luck, this one must have ran here." What the two didn't know was that one of them was that one of the horses was Vebrion's and Rocco, Geoffrey Rush's horse. After he got thrown off, Rocco ran to Firthuliel's because he sensed other horses.

They both mounted their horses and rode off towards Christina. They didn't hear the frogs until it was too late. They too were thrown off their horses and abducted by the aliens. The horses ran back to Firthuliel's house.

Meanwhile…Will and Legolas had reached Port Royale. Fortunately for them, The Black Pearl was docked. Legolas followed Will onto the boat. "Hello, you must be a new member of our crew. I knew Jack was talking about getting some new people. I am Will Turner and I want to speak to Jack."

"Never. You are a trespasser on this ship and I am taking you down to the prison. You two, you long haired person." The man said. He took both of them and shoved them into the cell. "Captain Jack Sparrow will deal with you in a minute. He isn't very busy."

The man left. "Good job." Legolas said sarcastically.

"Dina." Will said.

"I didn't know you knew elvish!" Legolas said.

"Only insults." Will said.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" came a voice.

"Shut up Jack. Get me out of here." Will said.

"All you need is the right leverage." Jack said.

"Hey, I got you out of jail, now get me out." Will said.

"So, why did you come back?" Jack asked after he unlocked the door.

They started walking on the top deck. "We ran out of rum. We need some more."

"But why the rum?!" Jack cried.

"Come on Jack, we all know about your secret stash. We're only asking for a couple of bottles." Will said.

"You're becoming more and more like Elizabeth everyday." Jack said. "Fine, take as much as you want. I don't care." Legolas and Orlando took as many bottles as they could carry. They turned to leave and Jack said, "You're not leaving, are you? Elizabeth has been bugging me. She's been asking for you."

"Tell her I love her, but I'm going to need another guy's night out." Will said. They both helped each other mount their horse and they rode off.