Hola! This little insanity fic is a crossover of Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha,
and Rurouni Kenshin. It is the fisrt fic that I am posting on this site.
(I write lot's of these things, I just never post them) Please read and
review! Don't flame me too bad. (Flames will be used to torture my 6
victims of this story) Enjoy!!!!!!
a/n: The real title of this fic is "Locked in a room", but I noticed that
title is already used, and I hate copying things, so I retitled it.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters of Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, or Rurouni Kenshin, but I do own Ai.
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Rooms of Insanity
prologue
*stuff* = actions
Ai: Hello, welcome to my torture-chamber... er, umm... I mean dojo. I am going to be conducting a small experiment of locking some "specially" chosen anime characters in rooms together and observing how they kill each... I mean react with eachother. I have two rooms. In room one I will put Kurama from YYH, Miroku from IY, and the ever so loveable Kenshin from RK. In room two will be Hiei from YYH , *Start staring at one of my many Hiei picture collections* InuYasha from IY, and Sanosuke from RK. Hee hee... Hiei and InuYasha locked in a room together, I SMELL BLOODSHED! I just hope Sanosuke remembers that umbrella I advised him to bring. ^_^ Oh yay! Sounds like my victims have arrived!
Miroku: *Walking in* Hi, I'm here.
Ai: Hey Miroku!, where's InuYasha?
Miroku: He's comming. I needed some persuation from Kagome to get him here.
Kagome: *Outside the room* Sit boy!
InuYasha: Wah!!! *crash*
Ai: Oh! I see...
Kagome: *Pushes InuYasha in* Here he is.
Ai: Thanks Kagome! *Kagome leaves* Hey there InuYasha.
InuYasha: Why should I have to be here?
Miroku: Oh calm down InuYasha. Ai must have some good reason for wanting us here.
Ai: *Evil chuckle* Yeah, I have a good reason alright. Oh look! more uh... visitors.
*Kurama and Hiei walk in*
Kurama: Hello Ai.
Hiei: Hn.
Ai: Hi guys! Oh shit! *Hiding my Hiei pictures*
Hiei: What are you hiding?
Ai: Oh...nothing.
Hiei: Hn. Who are they and why am I here?
Kurama: Yes, I have been wondering the same thing.
Ai: You'll find out as soon as the other two arrive.
InuYasha: What other two?
*As if on cue, Kenshin and Sanosuke strut in, Sanosuke carring an umbrella and Kenshin as cheerful as ever.*
Ai: Hey there boys!
Kenshin: Hello miss Ai, how are you today?
Sanosuke: Hi, hey why did I need to bring this umbrella?
Ai: Oh don't worry Sano, You'll find out soon enough. *Glancing at a scowling InuYasha and Hiei* This is gonna be great. Ok boys, follow me. *The six follow me to two padlocked doors, behind which are the rooms. I unlock the doors* Ok, Kenshin, Miroku, and Kurama into room one, Hiei, Sano, and InuYasha go into room two.
Miroku and Sanosuke: Ok. *Walk in their rooms*
Ai: Excelent... Uh, hey you four, kindly do as I say.
Kurama: Not to be rude, but only a fool would blindly step into a room sealed by a padlocked door.
Kenshin: Sorry, but I agree, that I do.
Ai: *Putting an arm around each of their shoulders* Oh come on guys, you can trust me.
Kurama:......
Kenshin: *Sweatdrop* It's not that we don't trust you miss Ai, It's uh...
Kurama: Just not wise!
Ai: *Evil grin* Just not wise? Do explain to me exactly what you mean by that.
Kurama: *Sweatdrop* Nevermind, I'll just trust you on this one.
Ai: *Looking directly at Kenshin with my evil grin*
Kenshin: *All nervous* I-I'll go into the room, that I will!
*They join Miroku in their room*
Ai: Very good. Well, Hiei, InuYasha, what are you waiting for?
InuYasha: *Scowling*
Hiei: *In a cold tone of voice* I don't go where people tell me to. And I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. (a/n: Does that sound typical Hiei or what? ^_^)
InuYasha: *Glaring at Hiei* Well, aren't you the cheerful one.
Hiei: *Mumbles* fools.
InuYasha: What the hell did you just call me?!
Hiei: *Glaring at InuYasha* Hn!
InuYasha: *Making a fist* Why you little...
Ai: Ok! Enough of this nonsense! *Shove them both into their room and bolt the door shut* Whew! That was fun! * I look over and notice Kenshin, Kurama, and Miroku peeking out from their room with curious looks on their faces. I calmly walk over to them and they look at me with innocent smiles*
Miroku: Umm... what exactly are you planning to do with us?
Ai: * I simply smile sweetly as I close and lock their door. Then I go over to my couch and take out my Hiei photo collection and proceed to look at it.
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Hiei and InuYasha fighting before they even get into the room. What will happen next? Nobody knows!! *insert creepy, mystical music* Anyway please review and tell me what you think. Also, if anybody has ideas for what should happen to the guys, to mabey liven it up a bit, I am happy to accept submissions. (Even though I wrote this a few months ago, altering in some detail is a simple task) Oh, and por favor, make any submissions NON-YAOI! muchas gracias! If I get good reviews, I will continue to write as soon as possible!
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters of Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, or Rurouni Kenshin, but I do own Ai.
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Rooms of Insanity
prologue
*stuff* = actions
Ai: Hello, welcome to my torture-chamber... er, umm... I mean dojo. I am going to be conducting a small experiment of locking some "specially" chosen anime characters in rooms together and observing how they kill each... I mean react with eachother. I have two rooms. In room one I will put Kurama from YYH, Miroku from IY, and the ever so loveable Kenshin from RK. In room two will be Hiei from YYH , *Start staring at one of my many Hiei picture collections* InuYasha from IY, and Sanosuke from RK. Hee hee... Hiei and InuYasha locked in a room together, I SMELL BLOODSHED! I just hope Sanosuke remembers that umbrella I advised him to bring. ^_^ Oh yay! Sounds like my victims have arrived!
Miroku: *Walking in* Hi, I'm here.
Ai: Hey Miroku!, where's InuYasha?
Miroku: He's comming. I needed some persuation from Kagome to get him here.
Kagome: *Outside the room* Sit boy!
InuYasha: Wah!!! *crash*
Ai: Oh! I see...
Kagome: *Pushes InuYasha in* Here he is.
Ai: Thanks Kagome! *Kagome leaves* Hey there InuYasha.
InuYasha: Why should I have to be here?
Miroku: Oh calm down InuYasha. Ai must have some good reason for wanting us here.
Ai: *Evil chuckle* Yeah, I have a good reason alright. Oh look! more uh... visitors.
*Kurama and Hiei walk in*
Kurama: Hello Ai.
Hiei: Hn.
Ai: Hi guys! Oh shit! *Hiding my Hiei pictures*
Hiei: What are you hiding?
Ai: Oh...nothing.
Hiei: Hn. Who are they and why am I here?
Kurama: Yes, I have been wondering the same thing.
Ai: You'll find out as soon as the other two arrive.
InuYasha: What other two?
*As if on cue, Kenshin and Sanosuke strut in, Sanosuke carring an umbrella and Kenshin as cheerful as ever.*
Ai: Hey there boys!
Kenshin: Hello miss Ai, how are you today?
Sanosuke: Hi, hey why did I need to bring this umbrella?
Ai: Oh don't worry Sano, You'll find out soon enough. *Glancing at a scowling InuYasha and Hiei* This is gonna be great. Ok boys, follow me. *The six follow me to two padlocked doors, behind which are the rooms. I unlock the doors* Ok, Kenshin, Miroku, and Kurama into room one, Hiei, Sano, and InuYasha go into room two.
Miroku and Sanosuke: Ok. *Walk in their rooms*
Ai: Excelent... Uh, hey you four, kindly do as I say.
Kurama: Not to be rude, but only a fool would blindly step into a room sealed by a padlocked door.
Kenshin: Sorry, but I agree, that I do.
Ai: *Putting an arm around each of their shoulders* Oh come on guys, you can trust me.
Kurama:......
Kenshin: *Sweatdrop* It's not that we don't trust you miss Ai, It's uh...
Kurama: Just not wise!
Ai: *Evil grin* Just not wise? Do explain to me exactly what you mean by that.
Kurama: *Sweatdrop* Nevermind, I'll just trust you on this one.
Ai: *Looking directly at Kenshin with my evil grin*
Kenshin: *All nervous* I-I'll go into the room, that I will!
*They join Miroku in their room*
Ai: Very good. Well, Hiei, InuYasha, what are you waiting for?
InuYasha: *Scowling*
Hiei: *In a cold tone of voice* I don't go where people tell me to. And I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. (a/n: Does that sound typical Hiei or what? ^_^)
InuYasha: *Glaring at Hiei* Well, aren't you the cheerful one.
Hiei: *Mumbles* fools.
InuYasha: What the hell did you just call me?!
Hiei: *Glaring at InuYasha* Hn!
InuYasha: *Making a fist* Why you little...
Ai: Ok! Enough of this nonsense! *Shove them both into their room and bolt the door shut* Whew! That was fun! * I look over and notice Kenshin, Kurama, and Miroku peeking out from their room with curious looks on their faces. I calmly walk over to them and they look at me with innocent smiles*
Miroku: Umm... what exactly are you planning to do with us?
Ai: * I simply smile sweetly as I close and lock their door. Then I go over to my couch and take out my Hiei photo collection and proceed to look at it.
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Hiei and InuYasha fighting before they even get into the room. What will happen next? Nobody knows!! *insert creepy, mystical music* Anyway please review and tell me what you think. Also, if anybody has ideas for what should happen to the guys, to mabey liven it up a bit, I am happy to accept submissions. (Even though I wrote this a few months ago, altering in some detail is a simple task) Oh, and por favor, make any submissions NON-YAOI! muchas gracias! If I get good reviews, I will continue to write as soon as possible!