Yay!!! Chapter two!!! As promised, this chapter is much better than chapter
one. (or at least it is in my opinion) Anyway, let's start the Insanity
once more!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, or InuYasha, but Ai is mine.
Ch. 2
Demons on warpaths and
Miroku says stupid things
*Stuff* = actions
Kenshin: I wonder why Miss. Ai would want to do this to us?
Kurama: Like I said, she has an insane, unpredictable mind.
Miroku: Yeah, she's almost as annoying as demons
Kurama: What?!
Miroku: Ummm hmm. She is just like those damn demons. Sure, InuYasha and Shippo are alright. Demons are such hot-shots, going around thinking they can do what ever they want, just because they're big and powerful. They are hot headed too. Just the slightest offense and they want to kill! Or at least make lame death threats. And, even though Shippo is almost like a little brother to me, I'd have to say that kitsunes are the most annoying. All they ever do is cause mischif, and they think they know everything. Also, I sometimes wonder about all those "plant concotions" of theirs, they seem to know a little too much about botany if you ask me. *He looks up and sees Kenshin straining to hold back an extremely pissed off Kurama.* What's the matter with you Kurama? (a/n: dun dun dunnn! ^_^)
Kenshin: You've...somehow angered him...with all of your talk about demons, that you...did. But I don't...see how, demons are just a...myth.
Kurama: *Fuming* I am a demon! A kitsune to be exact! *Kenshin and Miroku anime fall*
Miroku: Y-you're a demon? But you look so... uh... human to me.
Kurama: That's because I've taken on a human form.
Miroku: *Sweatdrop* Oh...
Kenshin: I've always been told that demons were just myths and never really existed. I remember one legend I really enjoyed, about two powerful, unstopable demon thieves. Nothing was safe from them. Together, they stole some of the most valuable treasures of their world. I believe their names were ummm... *Straining to think* Youko... and uh...Ka... no...Ko...no umm... Ku...
Kurama: Kuronue.
Kenshin: Oh! You've heard the legend as well?
Kurama: *Chuckles* Acually, I am quite surprised you've heard of me. You see, I am Youko.
Miroku and Kenshin: What?! *anime fall again*
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Sanosuke: There, that ought to hold you. * He somehow managed to tie InuYahsa and Hiei to some chairs.* (a/n: use you imagination on this one, and the rope he used was just lying around in the room)
InuYasha: UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW!!! I HATE THIS!!! *He is thrashing around in the chair and bouncing up and down, until the chair breaks under him* Ouch!!! Damn it that hurt!!!
Hiei: Fool, did you honestly think that could restrain me?
Sanosuke: *Lokks at Hiei and gasps* Huh? What the hell?! *What used to be ropes is now ashes on the ground and the chair is smoldering*
InuYasha: How the hell did you do that?
Hiei: Hn!
InuYasha: *Fidgeting with the ropes* Now.. if only I could... loosen these ropes.
Sanosuke: *Sweatdrop* I uh... tied those pretty tight.
InuYasha: Yeah, and thanks to the back of this stupid chair being in my way, I can't claw the ropes apart. *He shifts around in the ropes and shimmys them towards his head, then he starts to chew on them.*
Sanosuke: You're gonna try to chew the ropes off?
InuYasha: *Growls and glares at Sanosuke, while chewing the rope*
Sanosuke: Why am I in here?! Hey, what are you doing?!?!?!?!
Hiei: Hn. * He is attempting to burn down the door, but the door is unharmed as the wall around it sets on fire.*
Sanosuke: Ahhhh!!! You're gonna burn us all alive!!!
InuYasha: *Almost free from the ropes* You'll burn alive, my kimono will protect me. It's stronget that any armor. (a/n: Is that thing a kimono, that's what I always hear it called. Please correct me if I'm wrong.)
Hiei: I'm a fire demon, I'll be out of here before I even start to feel the heat.
Sanosuke: *really nervous* I knew something was inhuman about you two! I'm gonna die!
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Ai: *Eating popcorn and watch the activities taking place in the room via my surveillance system* I should probably extinguish that fire soon. Good thing I installed thise fire extinguishing sprinklers in room two! ^_^ What do you think girls? *Botan, Kagome, and Megumi are sitting with me on the couch, eating popcorn and watching the action.*
Botan: Oh, thank you for inviting us Ai! This is so intresting.
Kagome: You should probably put that fire out before this place burns down.
Megumi: This popcorn is good. Thanks for inviting me.
Ai: *Activating the sprinkler system* Yeah, too bad Kaoru couldn't come with you today Megumi.
Megumi: Well... You know how buisy she is, with sword lessons and everything.
Ai: Right... *Rolls her eyes* Oh! Here comes the water!
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Sanosuke: *Huddled in a corner, sucking his thumb* I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die...
Hiei: This place will be ashes any time now.
InuYasha: Almost free... huh? What's that noise?
*The the of them look up at the ceiling just as water comes gushing out of the sprinklers. Sanosuke quickly grabs up his umbrella and opens it before he gets too wet. Hiei's fire goes out.*
InuYasha: Ahh! Damn it! What the hell is this?
Hiei: *On his knees, all dramaticy* NOOOOO! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FLAMES OF FREEDOM!!!!!!!!! *He looks up and notices InuYasha and Sanosuke giving him funny looks, the room is silent except for the sound of the water pouring from the sprinklers. Hiei straightens himself up* Ahem...
Sanosuke: Right...
InuYasha: *Still attached to the back of the chair* Hey! The fire's out! Stop this stupid water!
Sanosuke: Good thing I brought this umbrella.
InuYasha: Let me see that thing! * He leaps at Sanosuke's umbrella. Sanosuke quickly closes it, bops InuYasha over the head, and re-opens it* Ow! Why the hell'd you do that?
Sanosuke: It's my umbrella!
Hiei: Fools, it's only water.
InuYasha: Then why are you using that cloak of yours as a shield agains this water?
Hiei: *Hiei has his cloak off and is holding it over his head as an umbrella* Hn!
Sanosuke: If this water doesn't stop soon, we'll probably drown. *The water is already four inches deep* Ai wouldn't let that happen to us... would she? * The three look at eachother in horror*
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Well, that's the end of chapter two! Please review and tell me what you think. Also, keep in mind that I would love to use ideas that anyone has at some point in the story, to spice things up a bit. If you have an idea that you would like to share, please feel free to review and share it with me. If I do use your idea, you will recieve credit of course! Chapter three should be up soon, I hope. Thank you!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, or InuYasha, but Ai is mine.
Ch. 2
Demons on warpaths and
Miroku says stupid things
*Stuff* = actions
Kenshin: I wonder why Miss. Ai would want to do this to us?
Kurama: Like I said, she has an insane, unpredictable mind.
Miroku: Yeah, she's almost as annoying as demons
Kurama: What?!
Miroku: Ummm hmm. She is just like those damn demons. Sure, InuYasha and Shippo are alright. Demons are such hot-shots, going around thinking they can do what ever they want, just because they're big and powerful. They are hot headed too. Just the slightest offense and they want to kill! Or at least make lame death threats. And, even though Shippo is almost like a little brother to me, I'd have to say that kitsunes are the most annoying. All they ever do is cause mischif, and they think they know everything. Also, I sometimes wonder about all those "plant concotions" of theirs, they seem to know a little too much about botany if you ask me. *He looks up and sees Kenshin straining to hold back an extremely pissed off Kurama.* What's the matter with you Kurama? (a/n: dun dun dunnn! ^_^)
Kenshin: You've...somehow angered him...with all of your talk about demons, that you...did. But I don't...see how, demons are just a...myth.
Kurama: *Fuming* I am a demon! A kitsune to be exact! *Kenshin and Miroku anime fall*
Miroku: Y-you're a demon? But you look so... uh... human to me.
Kurama: That's because I've taken on a human form.
Miroku: *Sweatdrop* Oh...
Kenshin: I've always been told that demons were just myths and never really existed. I remember one legend I really enjoyed, about two powerful, unstopable demon thieves. Nothing was safe from them. Together, they stole some of the most valuable treasures of their world. I believe their names were ummm... *Straining to think* Youko... and uh...Ka... no...Ko...no umm... Ku...
Kurama: Kuronue.
Kenshin: Oh! You've heard the legend as well?
Kurama: *Chuckles* Acually, I am quite surprised you've heard of me. You see, I am Youko.
Miroku and Kenshin: What?! *anime fall again*
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Sanosuke: There, that ought to hold you. * He somehow managed to tie InuYahsa and Hiei to some chairs.* (a/n: use you imagination on this one, and the rope he used was just lying around in the room)
InuYasha: UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW!!! I HATE THIS!!! *He is thrashing around in the chair and bouncing up and down, until the chair breaks under him* Ouch!!! Damn it that hurt!!!
Hiei: Fool, did you honestly think that could restrain me?
Sanosuke: *Lokks at Hiei and gasps* Huh? What the hell?! *What used to be ropes is now ashes on the ground and the chair is smoldering*
InuYasha: How the hell did you do that?
Hiei: Hn!
InuYasha: *Fidgeting with the ropes* Now.. if only I could... loosen these ropes.
Sanosuke: *Sweatdrop* I uh... tied those pretty tight.
InuYasha: Yeah, and thanks to the back of this stupid chair being in my way, I can't claw the ropes apart. *He shifts around in the ropes and shimmys them towards his head, then he starts to chew on them.*
Sanosuke: You're gonna try to chew the ropes off?
InuYasha: *Growls and glares at Sanosuke, while chewing the rope*
Sanosuke: Why am I in here?! Hey, what are you doing?!?!?!?!
Hiei: Hn. * He is attempting to burn down the door, but the door is unharmed as the wall around it sets on fire.*
Sanosuke: Ahhhh!!! You're gonna burn us all alive!!!
InuYasha: *Almost free from the ropes* You'll burn alive, my kimono will protect me. It's stronget that any armor. (a/n: Is that thing a kimono, that's what I always hear it called. Please correct me if I'm wrong.)
Hiei: I'm a fire demon, I'll be out of here before I even start to feel the heat.
Sanosuke: *really nervous* I knew something was inhuman about you two! I'm gonna die!
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Ai: *Eating popcorn and watch the activities taking place in the room via my surveillance system* I should probably extinguish that fire soon. Good thing I installed thise fire extinguishing sprinklers in room two! ^_^ What do you think girls? *Botan, Kagome, and Megumi are sitting with me on the couch, eating popcorn and watching the action.*
Botan: Oh, thank you for inviting us Ai! This is so intresting.
Kagome: You should probably put that fire out before this place burns down.
Megumi: This popcorn is good. Thanks for inviting me.
Ai: *Activating the sprinkler system* Yeah, too bad Kaoru couldn't come with you today Megumi.
Megumi: Well... You know how buisy she is, with sword lessons and everything.
Ai: Right... *Rolls her eyes* Oh! Here comes the water!
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Sanosuke: *Huddled in a corner, sucking his thumb* I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die...
Hiei: This place will be ashes any time now.
InuYasha: Almost free... huh? What's that noise?
*The the of them look up at the ceiling just as water comes gushing out of the sprinklers. Sanosuke quickly grabs up his umbrella and opens it before he gets too wet. Hiei's fire goes out.*
InuYasha: Ahh! Damn it! What the hell is this?
Hiei: *On his knees, all dramaticy* NOOOOO! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FLAMES OF FREEDOM!!!!!!!!! *He looks up and notices InuYasha and Sanosuke giving him funny looks, the room is silent except for the sound of the water pouring from the sprinklers. Hiei straightens himself up* Ahem...
Sanosuke: Right...
InuYasha: *Still attached to the back of the chair* Hey! The fire's out! Stop this stupid water!
Sanosuke: Good thing I brought this umbrella.
InuYasha: Let me see that thing! * He leaps at Sanosuke's umbrella. Sanosuke quickly closes it, bops InuYasha over the head, and re-opens it* Ow! Why the hell'd you do that?
Sanosuke: It's my umbrella!
Hiei: Fools, it's only water.
InuYasha: Then why are you using that cloak of yours as a shield agains this water?
Hiei: *Hiei has his cloak off and is holding it over his head as an umbrella* Hn!
Sanosuke: If this water doesn't stop soon, we'll probably drown. *The water is already four inches deep* Ai wouldn't let that happen to us... would she? * The three look at eachother in horror*
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Well, that's the end of chapter two! Please review and tell me what you think. Also, keep in mind that I would love to use ideas that anyone has at some point in the story, to spice things up a bit. If you have an idea that you would like to share, please feel free to review and share it with me. If I do use your idea, you will recieve credit of course! Chapter three should be up soon, I hope. Thank you!