A/n: Chapter 3 finally has arrived!!! It took me so long because I decided
to re-write this story from chapters 3 and up. I got so many good ideas
from my reviewrs! THANKS!! Plus, I'm back in school so I'll have plenty of
time to write new material. Oh, and check out my other story, "Yu Yu
Hakusho Sitcom Style" It's pretty funny!
Chapter 3 Crazyness!
Kenshin: *Swirly eyed* I don't believe it! Is it true that you could be the demon legend I've heard about?
Miroku: That can't be possible! I think you are just trying to fool us.
Kenshin: Yeah, it's only a joke, that it is.
Kurama: *Pulls out his rode* Really? Rose Whip! *The whip lashes out and cuts a chair in half* Do you two still deny that I'm a demon?
Kenshin & Miroku: *Sweat drop* No...
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Sanosuke: Is this water ever gonna stop? *It is now almost a foot deep*
InuYasha: *Free from the chair, pounding on the door* STOP THE DAMN WATER! THE FIRE'S OUT!
Hiei: *Standing on a cahir with his cloak over his head* Stop your whining. It's only water.
Sanosuke: I'd worry if I were you, becasuse if this water gets too deep, you'll be the first to drown!
Hiei: No, I can swim
InuYasha: I'll just stop this stupid water myself.
Hiei: And just how are you going to do that?
InuYasha: I'll just break off those things spewing out the water, then they won't be there for anymore water to come out through. *He stands on the back of a chair and takes hold of a sprinkler.* (a/n: Remember, he's from the feudal era and doesn't know how these new fangled things work ^_^)
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Ai: *Trying to shut off the water* Oh great! The damn thing is jamed!
Kagome: What is InuYasha doing?
Botan: I think he's trying to break the sprinkler...
Megumi: *Gasp* Hey, I just now realized that the umbrella Sano has is my favorite one! *Stands up with a merciless look of revenge* That jerk will pay!
Botan: Huh? It's only and imbrella.
Kagome: What are you planing on doing? *Sarcastically* Put a laxative in his drink or something?
Megumi: Hey! That's not a bad idea! *Pulls a medicine bag out of nowhere and starts digging through it* Now... Where did I put... yes! Here it is! *Pulls out a little brown bottle* This is the strongest stuff made. Just one drop and sweet revenge is mine!
Ai: *Still trying to unjam the sprinkler* Chill Out Megumi, once you are back at the Kamiya Dojo, you can get all the revenge you want on Sano, but there is no way in hell that you'll pull that stunt here in my dojo!
Megumi: Ok fine. *She smirks and puts the bottle in her pocket*
Ai: Whoops, it broke, not good!
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At the same time Ai breaks the sprinkler valve, InuYasha breaks one of the sprinkler heads , resulting in water gushing uncontrolably from it
InuYasha: AHHH!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!
Sanosuke: What did you do?!
Hiei: He broke it, fool!
Sanosuke: Yeah I can see that!
Hiei: Hn, then why did you ask?
Sanosuke: You know what short stuff, I'm getting really tired of your attitude.
Hiei: So?
InuYasha: So, why don't you shut up before I make you!
Hiei: Hn, you can't make me do anything you weak fool! (a/n: oooooo diss! ouch!)
InuYasha: WHAT! WHAT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Hiei: I called you a weak fool, is your hearing as poor as your strength?! (a/n: harsh double whammy)
InuYasha: Oh that's it! You're dead! *He pulls out Tetsusaiga and races towards Hiei, Hiei pulls out his katana and dodges InuYasha's blow*
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Botan: Oh dear! Hiei and that other guy are fighting again.
Kagome: His name is InuYasha. Aren't you going to stop them Ai?, They are going to kill eachother!
Ai: *Still trying to stop the water* Yeah, when things get too hasty.
Megumi: You mean they aren't already?
Ai: No, they're just playing a violent game of tag now. I'll stop them after the first near death experience.
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Kurama: ... And that's how I helped my team defeat Toguro's and win the Dark Tournament.
Miroku and Kenshin are siting there bored stiff and falling asleep, listening to Kurama ramble on about his whole life story.
Kenshin: Kurama sure can talk a lot, that he can.
Kurama: Then, after the Dark Tournament I...
Miroku: *Finally snaps* I can't take anymore of this torture!
Kurama & Kenshin: Huh?
Miroku jumps on Kurama with a rope and a gag. He manages to tie Kurama to a chair and gag him.
Miroku: *Dusting his hands* Ahhhh, much better. (a/n: Credit goes to Kurayami no KitsuneYoukai for submitting that idea, I loved it, it was so cute ^_^)
Kurama: *Angred* Mmwh mmwh mmwh mmwh?
Miroku: *Rolls his eyes* He's still talking?!
Kenshin: *Sighs and shakes his head* This isn't right.
Miroku & Kurama: Huh?
Kenshin: *Walks over to Kurama and tightens the ropes and the gag* Now it's right. You tied these ropes way to loose, that you did.
Miroku: Oh...
Kurama: Grrrrr........
What will happen next? Does Sano get Megumi's laxative? Does Kurama ever get free? And if he does, how? Will the water ever stop running? What about Hiei and InuYasha's fight? You get to decide! Who ever sends the best ideas I'll use!!!! Be creative and send me a review with your idea!! Otherwise, I'll just create something.
Chapter 3 Crazyness!
Kenshin: *Swirly eyed* I don't believe it! Is it true that you could be the demon legend I've heard about?
Miroku: That can't be possible! I think you are just trying to fool us.
Kenshin: Yeah, it's only a joke, that it is.
Kurama: *Pulls out his rode* Really? Rose Whip! *The whip lashes out and cuts a chair in half* Do you two still deny that I'm a demon?
Kenshin & Miroku: *Sweat drop* No...
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Sanosuke: Is this water ever gonna stop? *It is now almost a foot deep*
InuYasha: *Free from the chair, pounding on the door* STOP THE DAMN WATER! THE FIRE'S OUT!
Hiei: *Standing on a cahir with his cloak over his head* Stop your whining. It's only water.
Sanosuke: I'd worry if I were you, becasuse if this water gets too deep, you'll be the first to drown!
Hiei: No, I can swim
InuYasha: I'll just stop this stupid water myself.
Hiei: And just how are you going to do that?
InuYasha: I'll just break off those things spewing out the water, then they won't be there for anymore water to come out through. *He stands on the back of a chair and takes hold of a sprinkler.* (a/n: Remember, he's from the feudal era and doesn't know how these new fangled things work ^_^)
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Ai: *Trying to shut off the water* Oh great! The damn thing is jamed!
Kagome: What is InuYasha doing?
Botan: I think he's trying to break the sprinkler...
Megumi: *Gasp* Hey, I just now realized that the umbrella Sano has is my favorite one! *Stands up with a merciless look of revenge* That jerk will pay!
Botan: Huh? It's only and imbrella.
Kagome: What are you planing on doing? *Sarcastically* Put a laxative in his drink or something?
Megumi: Hey! That's not a bad idea! *Pulls a medicine bag out of nowhere and starts digging through it* Now... Where did I put... yes! Here it is! *Pulls out a little brown bottle* This is the strongest stuff made. Just one drop and sweet revenge is mine!
Ai: *Still trying to unjam the sprinkler* Chill Out Megumi, once you are back at the Kamiya Dojo, you can get all the revenge you want on Sano, but there is no way in hell that you'll pull that stunt here in my dojo!
Megumi: Ok fine. *She smirks and puts the bottle in her pocket*
Ai: Whoops, it broke, not good!
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At the same time Ai breaks the sprinkler valve, InuYasha breaks one of the sprinkler heads , resulting in water gushing uncontrolably from it
InuYasha: AHHH!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!
Sanosuke: What did you do?!
Hiei: He broke it, fool!
Sanosuke: Yeah I can see that!
Hiei: Hn, then why did you ask?
Sanosuke: You know what short stuff, I'm getting really tired of your attitude.
Hiei: So?
InuYasha: So, why don't you shut up before I make you!
Hiei: Hn, you can't make me do anything you weak fool! (a/n: oooooo diss! ouch!)
InuYasha: WHAT! WHAT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Hiei: I called you a weak fool, is your hearing as poor as your strength?! (a/n: harsh double whammy)
InuYasha: Oh that's it! You're dead! *He pulls out Tetsusaiga and races towards Hiei, Hiei pulls out his katana and dodges InuYasha's blow*
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Botan: Oh dear! Hiei and that other guy are fighting again.
Kagome: His name is InuYasha. Aren't you going to stop them Ai?, They are going to kill eachother!
Ai: *Still trying to stop the water* Yeah, when things get too hasty.
Megumi: You mean they aren't already?
Ai: No, they're just playing a violent game of tag now. I'll stop them after the first near death experience.
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Kurama: ... And that's how I helped my team defeat Toguro's and win the Dark Tournament.
Miroku and Kenshin are siting there bored stiff and falling asleep, listening to Kurama ramble on about his whole life story.
Kenshin: Kurama sure can talk a lot, that he can.
Kurama: Then, after the Dark Tournament I...
Miroku: *Finally snaps* I can't take anymore of this torture!
Kurama & Kenshin: Huh?
Miroku jumps on Kurama with a rope and a gag. He manages to tie Kurama to a chair and gag him.
Miroku: *Dusting his hands* Ahhhh, much better. (a/n: Credit goes to Kurayami no KitsuneYoukai for submitting that idea, I loved it, it was so cute ^_^)
Kurama: *Angred* Mmwh mmwh mmwh mmwh?
Miroku: *Rolls his eyes* He's still talking?!
Kenshin: *Sighs and shakes his head* This isn't right.
Miroku & Kurama: Huh?
Kenshin: *Walks over to Kurama and tightens the ropes and the gag* Now it's right. You tied these ropes way to loose, that you did.
Miroku: Oh...
Kurama: Grrrrr........
What will happen next? Does Sano get Megumi's laxative? Does Kurama ever get free? And if he does, how? Will the water ever stop running? What about Hiei and InuYasha's fight? You get to decide! Who ever sends the best ideas I'll use!!!! Be creative and send me a review with your idea!! Otherwise, I'll just create something.