Title: Slayers Rhapsody
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story
The day begins with Lina staring out the window thinking about the mysterious swordsman Gourry(who's really Prince Ferdinand!).
Lina: Sigh...
Amelia: Ahhh.
Lina: Sigh...
Amelia: Hrrmmm!
Lina: Sigh...
Amelia: Miss Lina will you snap out of it already!?
Lina: Huh?
Amelia: Ahhh, I bet I know what you're thinking about. You're thinking about the Prince.
Lina: I didn't... I din't know he was the real Prince.
Amelia: Why don't you go talk to him?
Lina: But...
Amelia: Come on Miss Lina, you can do it. And if that doesn't work then you can just show him a little leg. Guys can't resist a little leg.
Lina: Maybe you're right. Let's go to Mothergreen.
*In Mothergreen*
Lina: We're here now. What do we do?
Amelia: Let's see if we can find anything out about the Prince.
*So Lina and Amelia wander around until they enter...*
*The Restaurant on the Lake*
Lina: Hey alright. It's a restaurant. Let's get some food.
Amelia: But Miss Lina, what about the Prince?
Lina: Oh he'll still be there after we eat.
*So Lina and Amelia sit down and get ready to order*
Waiter: What will the two young ladies have?
Amelia: I'll have a a slice of cherry pie and a cup of mint tea please.
Lina: And I'll have the biggest plate of Dragon Cuisine.
Waiter: Very good. I'll back with your order shortly.
*However, while Lina and Amelia are waiting for their order...*
Lina: I wonder what's taking so long. I better not have to wait 6 months for that Dragon cuisine.
Mysterious Voice: I could get you some Dragon Cuisine.
Lina: Really, that would be so... great. *Lina gets a closer look at that mysterious voice*
Mysterious Voice: My name is Noonsa and I must say I find you very attractive.
Lina: Uh, thank you. Now what was that you said about Dragon Quisine?
Noonsa: Yes, I know the perfect place to get some, but...
Lina: But...?
Noonsa: It's location is a well kept secret of my tribe and I wouldn't feel right showing it to you for free.
Lina: Ok then, how much?
Noonsa: Oh I'm not asking for much. All I want is... A KISS!
Lina: A-a-a KISS? GET AWAY FROM ME!
Noonsa: *Puckers up his lips* Come on baby you'll love it. A kiss from me, the handsomest guy in my tribe.
Lina: I'd hate to see the rest of the tribe.
Noonsa: Come on, just one little kiss. Mwumumum. *SMOOCH! Starts to blush*
Lina: AGGGHHHH. *Pulls her face out of his mouth and she's coverd with slime. EEEW* Uggh, the smell. How dare you. Take this, FIREBALL!
*Noonsa is now one baked fish... as well as the rest of the restaurant*
Amelia: Um, I think you over did it a bit Miss Lina.
Lina: Uhh, I think you're right.
*The owner storms over to them*
Owner: My, my restaurant Look what you've done. How are you going to pay for this?
Lina: *Gets this sly look in her eye* Well you see it was, sort of, an accident and, it's not much, but, do you think, that, maybe, this would cover the damage? *Hands him a shiny pink gem*
Owner: *Gets this dreamy look in his eye* Ahhh, thank you. You're such an honest girl so of course it's alright. *goes of to stare at his gem some more*
Amelia: It isn't nice to lie like that Miss Lina.
Lina: That wasn't lieing, that was just creative story telling.
Amelia: Yeah, but when you do that it gives me the chills.
Lina: Baka! *hits Amelia with a big paper fan*
*Suddenly, three fangirls of the Prince go over to Lina*
Fangirl 1: Wow, do you realize how lucky you are?
Fangirl 2: Like, totally lucky.
Fangirl 3: Like, super dee duper mega lucky.
Lina: What in the world are you babbling about?
Fangirl 2: Like, you really have no idea?
Fangirl 3: You have happened to stumble upon one of the most rarest of rare things?
Lina: And that would be...?
Fangirl 1: A Noonsa, of course.
Fangirl 3: It happens to be the Princes most favorite foods in the whole world.
Fangirl 2: The only place they can be found is the Natalie River, and there aren't many left there now.
Fangirl 1: Yeah so, like, treasure this while you can.
Fangirl 3: Yeah because we're all, like, on a diet.
Fangirl 2: And want to lose weight so we can enter the Miss Marl contest.
Fangirl 1: And, like, have the chance of becoming the Prince's Bride. Well, we have to go now. Bye.
Fangirl 2: Catch you later.
Fangirl 3: See you later.
*The three girls leave*
Amelia: I think we should go too now, Miss Lina.
Lina: Right.
*Outside what used to be the Restaurant on the Lake*
Amelia: Did you here what they said?
Lina: About the Noonsa?
Amelia: Yeah, do you know what this means?
Lina: You bet I do. This means that I can take this fish and... sell it for a good price!
Amelia: *sweatdrops* Nooo, it means that you can cook it, er, prepare it (since it's already cooked) for the Prince and then give it to him.'
Lina: Hmmm, well. I guess I could do that too. I could always go back to the Natalie River and get some more. Heck, I'll just Fireball the whole damn lake. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Amelia: Miss Lina you're really beginning to scare me.
*Due to Lina's laugh though who should appear but...*
Obnoxious Person: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
*Women lock thir doors, children start to cry, and even men cower in fear at the sound of that laugh. Two old women begin to chant a prayer that sends demons away*
Lina: Oh no. It can't be her!
Amelia: I think it is.
Lina and Amelia: It's Naga. *major sweatdrop*
Naga: I thought it was you Lina. Of course, it's hard to see you from this distance since you're so small. AH HA HA HA HAHA.
Lina: *sigh* What do you want Naga?
Naga: Oh I'm just doing a bit of preparation for the contest. Of course I really don't need to do much since I'll just win again anyways. In fact, I just bought a new dress. It cost me 1 Million Inotium. Did you hear that? 1 Million Inotium. That may seem like a lot to you but for me it's just a drop in the bucket. In fact, I bought all the dresses in town so good luck finding one. Not that you were thinking of entering the contest were you?
Lina: Well, I...
Amelia: Of course she's going to enter and she's going to clean you're clock.
Naga: Hmm, why if it isn't little Amelia. Still Naive are you. My beauty is uncompared. Even this dress pales in comparison to my god like beauty.
Lina: Yeah whatever.
Naga: Hmph. Well if you'll excuse me I have to go get fitted for my custom dress Kain Blueriver. Ta ta. AH HAH AH HA HA HA. *Naga jiggles of towards the dress shop*
Amelia: Boy, she sure has a big head.
Lina: Yeah, but that's not the only thing thats big. What are we going to do now.
Amelia: I'll tell you what we're going to do, we're going to go fix that Prince the best fish dinner he's ever had.
*Back at Lina's house*
Lina: Let's get cooking. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm. Oh this will be the best dish ever!
Amelia: Is it done yet?
Lina: Yep!
Amelia: Let's see now. YUM!
Lina: Hey that's for the Prince. Hands off.
Amelia: This is really good.
Lina: Really?
Amelia: Let's go. Meet me outside the church.
*Outside the church*
Lina: Amelia, what's this all about?
Amelia: If I do this then.. hah. *moves one of the headstones in the graveyard to reveal a secret passage* This passage goes all the way to the castle. It's kind of like a hidden escape for the people in the castle.
Lina: Hmm, but how did you know about it?
Amelia: Never mind that.
*Lina and Amelia enter the passage and head on until they get a door*
Lina: Now what?
Amelia: There's a switch here and we just push it like so. *Pushes the switch*. Oh, I forgot to tell you though, when you push it monsters appear like so.
Lina: Idiot! *Hits Amelia with a paper fan* Oh this is just great. Take this monsters. MEGA BRANDO!
Amelia: Way to go Miss Lina. Now we can continue on.
*They enter the door to find them in a dark room*
Lina: It sure is dark in here and it smells funny to.
Amelia: We can't light a torch though since it seems the room is filled with gas...
Lina: Gas! Wait, what kind of gas...? *major sweatdrop*
Amelia: Boy it really does smell bad in here. Miss LIna, did you...?
Lina: NO! *Hits Amelia with the paper fan again*
Amelia: Hey, I think I found the exit. *slides open a door*
Lina: Whew, we finally got out of there. Where are we. *Goes out of the stall she was in* WHAT THAT HELL. WE CAME OUT OF A TOILET.
Amelia: Not to worry Miss Lina. It's no longer in use, see? *points to a sign on the stall door that says out of order*
Lina: Oh, I guess it's ok then...
Grumbly Voice: Hey, what's all the racket out there?
*A guy exits one of the stalls*
Lina: Amelia, this is the guys bathroom.
Grumbly Voice: Who are you? What are you doing here?
Lina: We uh...
Grumbly Voice: Oh, I know. You must be...
Lina: Uhhh...
Grumbly Voice: You must be a secret admirer. Going to all this trouble just to sneak in here. How cute. You must have heard that I'm the best swordsman in the land and came to get an autograph.
Lina: No, we, um...
Amelia: *whispers to Lina* Miss Lina you have to play along. Otherwise we'll get arrested.
Grumbly Voice: *sniff, sniff* My, what a pleasant odor. How thoughtful.
Lina: Hey, wait this is for...
Amelia: Lina, this guy is Minister Zangulus.
Lina: But this is for the Prince...
Zangulus: Hey, you're not half bad looking. Come closer.
Lina: Well, ok. *steps a little closer*
Zangulus: Good girl. Don't worry I won't bite. Hmm, you're pretty cute. Kind of flat chested though.
Lina: WHAT?
Amelia: That's it pervert. In the name of justice you're going down. *Whacks him with a big paper fan*
Lina: How DARE you call me flat chested! *Throws the fish at Zangulus*
Zangulus: Help me, I'm being attacked! Assassins!
*Several monsters appear*
Zangulus: Get them!
Lina: That's it. There is no way I'm letting you slide that easy after calling me flat. GIGA BOLT!
*Lina ends up zapping the monsters, Zangulus, and the entire men's bathroom*
Lina: Crap.
Amelia: Miss Lina I think it's time to get out of here.
Lina: Good thinking.
*Now back in front of the secret passage way*
Amelia: That was a total bust.
Lina: Yeah, and I had no idea that guy was a minister. He didn't really act like one. What are we going to do now?
Amelia: I heard that registration for the contest in in Mothergreen so let's go there.
Lina: Right.
*However, Lina and Amelia stop in front of a sign near the entrance of Orange Village*
Lina: Hmm, it seems there's a new post on the sign. Let's see what it says.
*They read the sign*
Sign: There has been a recent assassination attempt on Minister Zangulus. If anyone has any information on his attackers then please contact the head of the guard at Marl Castle.
Amelia: Hey, they're talking about us! Wait, wait, they're expecting us to panic. *suddenly jumps up onto the sign and goes into a justice speech* In the name of justice we will not let ourselves be pulled into devious plan so we'll just have to be as inconspicuos as possible! *Notices Lina and to girls looking at her*
Lina: Uh, Amelia...
Amelia: Oh, but I wouldn't happen to be the most conspicuous person here, now would I? Don't worry though iss Lina. These pictures suck and don't even look like us.
(A/N: Just imagine the picture of Lina that Gourry showed to the bartender in the first Slayers season). :)
Lina: That's true. Let's go onto Mothergreen.
A/N: So what did you all think of the latest chapter of Slayers Rhapsody? I'm trying my best to follow the story line of both Slayers AND Rhapsody as best I can so let me know if you have any ideas that you would like to see in the following chapters. PS though, as stated before, the following couples will be Lina/Gourry, Amelia/Zelgadis, and Filia/Xellos so, when you submit your ideas, keep those pairings in mind. Thank You! :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story
The day begins with Lina staring out the window thinking about the mysterious swordsman Gourry(who's really Prince Ferdinand!).
Lina: Sigh...
Amelia: Ahhh.
Lina: Sigh...
Amelia: Hrrmmm!
Lina: Sigh...
Amelia: Miss Lina will you snap out of it already!?
Lina: Huh?
Amelia: Ahhh, I bet I know what you're thinking about. You're thinking about the Prince.
Lina: I didn't... I din't know he was the real Prince.
Amelia: Why don't you go talk to him?
Lina: But...
Amelia: Come on Miss Lina, you can do it. And if that doesn't work then you can just show him a little leg. Guys can't resist a little leg.
Lina: Maybe you're right. Let's go to Mothergreen.
*In Mothergreen*
Lina: We're here now. What do we do?
Amelia: Let's see if we can find anything out about the Prince.
*So Lina and Amelia wander around until they enter...*
*The Restaurant on the Lake*
Lina: Hey alright. It's a restaurant. Let's get some food.
Amelia: But Miss Lina, what about the Prince?
Lina: Oh he'll still be there after we eat.
*So Lina and Amelia sit down and get ready to order*
Waiter: What will the two young ladies have?
Amelia: I'll have a a slice of cherry pie and a cup of mint tea please.
Lina: And I'll have the biggest plate of Dragon Cuisine.
Waiter: Very good. I'll back with your order shortly.
*However, while Lina and Amelia are waiting for their order...*
Lina: I wonder what's taking so long. I better not have to wait 6 months for that Dragon cuisine.
Mysterious Voice: I could get you some Dragon Cuisine.
Lina: Really, that would be so... great. *Lina gets a closer look at that mysterious voice*
Mysterious Voice: My name is Noonsa and I must say I find you very attractive.
Lina: Uh, thank you. Now what was that you said about Dragon Quisine?
Noonsa: Yes, I know the perfect place to get some, but...
Lina: But...?
Noonsa: It's location is a well kept secret of my tribe and I wouldn't feel right showing it to you for free.
Lina: Ok then, how much?
Noonsa: Oh I'm not asking for much. All I want is... A KISS!
Lina: A-a-a KISS? GET AWAY FROM ME!
Noonsa: *Puckers up his lips* Come on baby you'll love it. A kiss from me, the handsomest guy in my tribe.
Lina: I'd hate to see the rest of the tribe.
Noonsa: Come on, just one little kiss. Mwumumum. *SMOOCH! Starts to blush*
Lina: AGGGHHHH. *Pulls her face out of his mouth and she's coverd with slime. EEEW* Uggh, the smell. How dare you. Take this, FIREBALL!
*Noonsa is now one baked fish... as well as the rest of the restaurant*
Amelia: Um, I think you over did it a bit Miss Lina.
Lina: Uhh, I think you're right.
*The owner storms over to them*
Owner: My, my restaurant Look what you've done. How are you going to pay for this?
Lina: *Gets this sly look in her eye* Well you see it was, sort of, an accident and, it's not much, but, do you think, that, maybe, this would cover the damage? *Hands him a shiny pink gem*
Owner: *Gets this dreamy look in his eye* Ahhh, thank you. You're such an honest girl so of course it's alright. *goes of to stare at his gem some more*
Amelia: It isn't nice to lie like that Miss Lina.
Lina: That wasn't lieing, that was just creative story telling.
Amelia: Yeah, but when you do that it gives me the chills.
Lina: Baka! *hits Amelia with a big paper fan*
*Suddenly, three fangirls of the Prince go over to Lina*
Fangirl 1: Wow, do you realize how lucky you are?
Fangirl 2: Like, totally lucky.
Fangirl 3: Like, super dee duper mega lucky.
Lina: What in the world are you babbling about?
Fangirl 2: Like, you really have no idea?
Fangirl 3: You have happened to stumble upon one of the most rarest of rare things?
Lina: And that would be...?
Fangirl 1: A Noonsa, of course.
Fangirl 3: It happens to be the Princes most favorite foods in the whole world.
Fangirl 2: The only place they can be found is the Natalie River, and there aren't many left there now.
Fangirl 1: Yeah so, like, treasure this while you can.
Fangirl 3: Yeah because we're all, like, on a diet.
Fangirl 2: And want to lose weight so we can enter the Miss Marl contest.
Fangirl 1: And, like, have the chance of becoming the Prince's Bride. Well, we have to go now. Bye.
Fangirl 2: Catch you later.
Fangirl 3: See you later.
*The three girls leave*
Amelia: I think we should go too now, Miss Lina.
Lina: Right.
*Outside what used to be the Restaurant on the Lake*
Amelia: Did you here what they said?
Lina: About the Noonsa?
Amelia: Yeah, do you know what this means?
Lina: You bet I do. This means that I can take this fish and... sell it for a good price!
Amelia: *sweatdrops* Nooo, it means that you can cook it, er, prepare it (since it's already cooked) for the Prince and then give it to him.'
Lina: Hmmm, well. I guess I could do that too. I could always go back to the Natalie River and get some more. Heck, I'll just Fireball the whole damn lake. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Amelia: Miss Lina you're really beginning to scare me.
*Due to Lina's laugh though who should appear but...*
Obnoxious Person: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
*Women lock thir doors, children start to cry, and even men cower in fear at the sound of that laugh. Two old women begin to chant a prayer that sends demons away*
Lina: Oh no. It can't be her!
Amelia: I think it is.
Lina and Amelia: It's Naga. *major sweatdrop*
Naga: I thought it was you Lina. Of course, it's hard to see you from this distance since you're so small. AH HA HA HA HAHA.
Lina: *sigh* What do you want Naga?
Naga: Oh I'm just doing a bit of preparation for the contest. Of course I really don't need to do much since I'll just win again anyways. In fact, I just bought a new dress. It cost me 1 Million Inotium. Did you hear that? 1 Million Inotium. That may seem like a lot to you but for me it's just a drop in the bucket. In fact, I bought all the dresses in town so good luck finding one. Not that you were thinking of entering the contest were you?
Lina: Well, I...
Amelia: Of course she's going to enter and she's going to clean you're clock.
Naga: Hmm, why if it isn't little Amelia. Still Naive are you. My beauty is uncompared. Even this dress pales in comparison to my god like beauty.
Lina: Yeah whatever.
Naga: Hmph. Well if you'll excuse me I have to go get fitted for my custom dress Kain Blueriver. Ta ta. AH HAH AH HA HA HA. *Naga jiggles of towards the dress shop*
Amelia: Boy, she sure has a big head.
Lina: Yeah, but that's not the only thing thats big. What are we going to do now.
Amelia: I'll tell you what we're going to do, we're going to go fix that Prince the best fish dinner he's ever had.
*Back at Lina's house*
Lina: Let's get cooking. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm. Oh this will be the best dish ever!
Amelia: Is it done yet?
Lina: Yep!
Amelia: Let's see now. YUM!
Lina: Hey that's for the Prince. Hands off.
Amelia: This is really good.
Lina: Really?
Amelia: Let's go. Meet me outside the church.
*Outside the church*
Lina: Amelia, what's this all about?
Amelia: If I do this then.. hah. *moves one of the headstones in the graveyard to reveal a secret passage* This passage goes all the way to the castle. It's kind of like a hidden escape for the people in the castle.
Lina: Hmm, but how did you know about it?
Amelia: Never mind that.
*Lina and Amelia enter the passage and head on until they get a door*
Lina: Now what?
Amelia: There's a switch here and we just push it like so. *Pushes the switch*. Oh, I forgot to tell you though, when you push it monsters appear like so.
Lina: Idiot! *Hits Amelia with a paper fan* Oh this is just great. Take this monsters. MEGA BRANDO!
Amelia: Way to go Miss Lina. Now we can continue on.
*They enter the door to find them in a dark room*
Lina: It sure is dark in here and it smells funny to.
Amelia: We can't light a torch though since it seems the room is filled with gas...
Lina: Gas! Wait, what kind of gas...? *major sweatdrop*
Amelia: Boy it really does smell bad in here. Miss LIna, did you...?
Lina: NO! *Hits Amelia with the paper fan again*
Amelia: Hey, I think I found the exit. *slides open a door*
Lina: Whew, we finally got out of there. Where are we. *Goes out of the stall she was in* WHAT THAT HELL. WE CAME OUT OF A TOILET.
Amelia: Not to worry Miss Lina. It's no longer in use, see? *points to a sign on the stall door that says out of order*
Lina: Oh, I guess it's ok then...
Grumbly Voice: Hey, what's all the racket out there?
*A guy exits one of the stalls*
Lina: Amelia, this is the guys bathroom.
Grumbly Voice: Who are you? What are you doing here?
Lina: We uh...
Grumbly Voice: Oh, I know. You must be...
Lina: Uhhh...
Grumbly Voice: You must be a secret admirer. Going to all this trouble just to sneak in here. How cute. You must have heard that I'm the best swordsman in the land and came to get an autograph.
Lina: No, we, um...
Amelia: *whispers to Lina* Miss Lina you have to play along. Otherwise we'll get arrested.
Grumbly Voice: *sniff, sniff* My, what a pleasant odor. How thoughtful.
Lina: Hey, wait this is for...
Amelia: Lina, this guy is Minister Zangulus.
Lina: But this is for the Prince...
Zangulus: Hey, you're not half bad looking. Come closer.
Lina: Well, ok. *steps a little closer*
Zangulus: Good girl. Don't worry I won't bite. Hmm, you're pretty cute. Kind of flat chested though.
Lina: WHAT?
Amelia: That's it pervert. In the name of justice you're going down. *Whacks him with a big paper fan*
Lina: How DARE you call me flat chested! *Throws the fish at Zangulus*
Zangulus: Help me, I'm being attacked! Assassins!
*Several monsters appear*
Zangulus: Get them!
Lina: That's it. There is no way I'm letting you slide that easy after calling me flat. GIGA BOLT!
*Lina ends up zapping the monsters, Zangulus, and the entire men's bathroom*
Lina: Crap.
Amelia: Miss Lina I think it's time to get out of here.
Lina: Good thinking.
*Now back in front of the secret passage way*
Amelia: That was a total bust.
Lina: Yeah, and I had no idea that guy was a minister. He didn't really act like one. What are we going to do now?
Amelia: I heard that registration for the contest in in Mothergreen so let's go there.
Lina: Right.
*However, Lina and Amelia stop in front of a sign near the entrance of Orange Village*
Lina: Hmm, it seems there's a new post on the sign. Let's see what it says.
*They read the sign*
Sign: There has been a recent assassination attempt on Minister Zangulus. If anyone has any information on his attackers then please contact the head of the guard at Marl Castle.
Amelia: Hey, they're talking about us! Wait, wait, they're expecting us to panic. *suddenly jumps up onto the sign and goes into a justice speech* In the name of justice we will not let ourselves be pulled into devious plan so we'll just have to be as inconspicuos as possible! *Notices Lina and to girls looking at her*
Lina: Uh, Amelia...
Amelia: Oh, but I wouldn't happen to be the most conspicuous person here, now would I? Don't worry though iss Lina. These pictures suck and don't even look like us.
(A/N: Just imagine the picture of Lina that Gourry showed to the bartender in the first Slayers season). :)
Lina: That's true. Let's go onto Mothergreen.
A/N: So what did you all think of the latest chapter of Slayers Rhapsody? I'm trying my best to follow the story line of both Slayers AND Rhapsody as best I can so let me know if you have any ideas that you would like to see in the following chapters. PS though, as stated before, the following couples will be Lina/Gourry, Amelia/Zelgadis, and Filia/Xellos so, when you submit your ideas, keep those pairings in mind. Thank You! :)