Title: Slayers Rhapsody
Disclaimer: I own nothing in the story
*Now that Lina and friends have finally made it to Bluecat they can finally start looking for a dress for Lina*
Amelia: For a town named Bluecat it's not very blue and I don't see any cats
Zelgadis: Whew, it sure smells like fish though.
Lina: Ugh, more fish, let's hurry up and find my dress so we can get out of here.
*So Lina, Amelia, and Zelgadis look around but find only fish shops. They manage to get a slight lead from an old man though*
Old Man: So you say you're looking for a dress. I don't know how much of this is true, but it's said that in the ruins nearby there were ritiuals held by dancers. I don't know id there's anything left but there might be a dress or two.
Lina: Thanks pops we'll be sure to check it out. What's the name of this place?
Old Man: It's called "Maiden's Shrine" and is located to the East of here. Here is a map of the inside. *Hands Lina a map* Good luck for I hear spirits haunt the place.
*Later in the Maiden's Shrine*
Lina: Spirits, huh? Well if any spirits show up I'll just blast them.
Amelia: Miss Lina try not to cause too much destruction, ok?
Lina: Yeah whatever. Hey Zelgadis, where does the map say to go now?
Zelgadis: Hm, it says to go straight and then turn left.
*They do as the map says*
Zelgadis: Now the map says that you'll see a wall in front......
Amelia: Ok then, leave this to Amelia. Charge! *Amelia runs up and pushes on the wall*
Zelgadis: ......... And to not push on it because it's a trap.
Amelia: What? Aggggghhhh. *Falls through the hole but quickly casts a Levitation spell on herself* Mr. Zelgadis next time please warn be about these things.
Zelgadis: Well sorry but you didn't let me finish reading it first. Instead you want to pull on the candle holder to your left
*Lina does so and a hidden door opens*
Lina: Hey is this it?
Zeladis: That's what the map says.
Amelia: Hey I see something over in the back. Do you think it could be what we're looking for?
Lina: I don't know but let's go check it out. Even if it's not a dress it still might be some treasure*
*Lina, Amelia, and Zelgadis go over to inspect their findings*
Lina: What the. This just looks like a big dusty coffin.
Amelia: Coffin? Miss Lina we really shouldn't disturb the dead.
Lina: Oh don't be such a baby. Since they're dead already I'm sure they won't mind.
Zelgadis: All right, here we go. *Slides the top of the coffin to find....nothing?*
Lina: Ohhh, what a rip off. I thought there might at least have been some jewels. Oh well.
Amelia: Wait Miss Lina. What's that? *Points to something in the corner*
Zelgadis: It looks like clothes.
Lina: No. It looks like..... DRESSES! It's about time something good came out of this miserable ruin. Let's grab it and get out of here. *Grabs everything but doesn't really look at it*
Amelia: I'm glad because this place is really starting to creep me out.
Zelgadis: Don't worry Amelia, I'll protect you.
Amelia: Really? *Starts to blush a little*
Zelgadis: *Realizes what he just said and also starts to blush* Um, I mean, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Now let's go.
*They all start to walk out when they hear a spooky voice*
Spooky Voice: *Gribbit* Who do you think your calling nothing? *Gribbit*
Amelia: Agghhhh, it's a ghost. *Quickly hides behind Zelgadis*
Lina: Who's there?
Zelgadis: Show yourself you coward.
Spooky Voice: Very well then. *Gribbit* *Something leaps from behind the coffin* TA-DA!
Lina: What the, it's nothing but a stupid toad.
Stupid Frog: Hey, watch how you talk to the great Joyrock. You're nothing but a bunch of thieves.
Zelgadis: Watch who you call a thief.
Lina: Joyrock? That name sounds familiar......
Joyrock: Well it should. I have been know to strike fear in the heart of many.*Gribbit* I certainly don't think two boys and a girl will be a match for the Great Joyrock.*Gribbit*
Lina: *Starts to show that oh so familiar vein* WHAT? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BOY?
Amelia: There she goes again.
Zelgadis: She's really mad now.
Lina: I remember you now. I already kicked your ass once Jaywalk.
Joyrock: That's the Great Joyrock to you, you miserable little brat. *Gribbit*
Lina: Yeah, well I'm the Great Lina Inverse you poor excuse for an amphibian.
Joyrock: Lina...Inverse....Uh-oh.*Gulp*
Lina: Uh-oh is right. We dealt with Slug BBQ earlier so now it's time for some Toad BBQ! DRAGON SLAVE!
Amelia: Oh no!
Zelgadis: Amelia, get down. *With out thinking he pushes Amelia down and covers her*
*Now we take a look outside as a huge cloud envelopes Maiden's Shrine, or at least what's left of it*
Lina: That's what you get for calling me a boy. Now maybe this time he'll stay dead. HA HA HA HA HA
Zelgadis: Damn, you really need to try and control yourself Lina.
Lina: Yeah, yeah whatever. At least I got my dress now.
Amelia: Um, Mister Zelgadis, thanks for protecting me but can you get off me now?
*Zelgadis realizes that he was still on Amelia and quickly gets up*
Lina: Look, he's blushing.
Zelgadis: No I'm not *Who of course clearly is*
Lina: Let's head on back to Mothergreen now. The competion should be starting soon.
*Lina, Amelia, and Zelgadis head back to Mothergreen and Lina finally takes a look at her new "dress"*
Lina: What is this thing. I know I need a dress for the competition, but this really wasn't what I had in mind. *Holds up what appears to be a pink ruffly....tu-tu?*
Amelia: Oh Miss Lina, don't worry about it. They say individuality and uniqueness are two very important qualities in a contest. Plus it comes with this really cute wand, see? *Holds up a gold colored wand with a small heart at the top*
Zelgadis: And it appears that there's some sort of song book. Besides, we're all out of options and the contest will be starting soon.
Amelia: Yeah Miss Lina. Besides, it can't get any worse, can it?
Obnoxious Person: OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO.
Amelia: Uh, well, maybe it can
Lina: *Rests her head on her hand* Great, what do you want now Naga?
*Naga jiggles on over*
Naga: Why Lina, I'm rather surprised to see you here at all. I thought you would have been scared away by now.
Lina: Tch, yeah right. Don't count your snakes before they hatch Naga. I'm entering that contest and I'm going to win.
Naga: Really now, with that outfit? *Points to the pink ruffly tu-tu*
Lina: Y-yeah, I am. You should talk Naga. You're the one who always wears that stupid leather outfit of yours.
Naga: Hmph. You're just jealous that I have the chest to fill this outfit.
Lina: WHY YOU! JUST WAIT UNTIL I'M THROUGH WITH YOU. THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH OF YOU TO FILL A PAPER BAG, LET ALONE THAT RIDICULOUS COSTUME!
*Amelia and Zelgadis have a hold on Lina in order to keep her from casting the Dragon Slave*
Amelia: Miss Lina please calm down.
Zelgadis: People are starting to stare at me.
Naga: Hmph. I don't have time for this for I have a contest to win. See you later Lina. OH HO HO HO HO HO. *Naga jiggles of toward the castle*
Lina: Grrr, I'll show her.
Amelia: Miss Lina we should head of to the castle now too. The contest is going start soon.
*In the castle Lina, Amelia, and Zelgadis are waiting for the Queen to appear and make her speech*
Lina: Wow, look at all the people. It looks like every girl in the entire Kingdom decided to participate.
Amelia: Don't worry Miss Lina. I'm sure you'll win. Oh hey look. Isn't that the Prince over there?
Lina: Where! Oh crap he's asleep. What a jellyfish brain.
*And asleep he was. Guess our Little Prince didn't get enough sleep last night.
Zelgadis: Look the Queen is making her entrance.
*All hail the Queen*
Queen Sera: I want to thank all of you for coming here, and to let you know that this contest isn't just about looks. It's also about how well you act and think things through. You will now be told the rules of the contest.
Soldier: As the Queen said this isn't just about looks. You will also be scored on the way you walk in the dress you chosen, as well as your smarts and how well you think things through. Because of that we will be testing you in one-on-one combat and, for the final task, there will be a singing contest.
Queen Sera: Those are the rules. For the singing part it doesn't matter what the words are as long as it's a song that truly comes from the heart. People will be judged on the way they are on the inside, not just their outward appearance. Thank you and may the best girl win. *Before heading off the stage she looks at her son and whispers to him* *Psst* Gourry, it's time to go. Get up sleepy head.
Gourry: *Still asleep* Snzzzxxxxzzzzzzzzzzz ok mommy zzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxzzzzssnnn. *Stumbles off after his mother*
Soldier: Will all contestants please head to the waiting rooms. The first match will begin in 10 minutes.
Amelia: Wow, what a great Queen she is. A TRUE defender and ally of justice.
Lina: Well she is the Prince's mother.
Amelia: Yeah.
Zelgadis: Lina, don't you think we should head over to the waiting room now?
Lina: Right.
*In the Waiting Room*
Amelia: Are you ready for your first match Miss Lina?
Lina: No problem!
Zelgadis: Just be sure not to blow anything up, ok?
Lina: Quiet you. I know what I'm doing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*About three contestants left at that moment. Also a soldier entered the room*
Soldier: It is time for the first match to begin. Will as participants please go to the arena.
*In the Arena*
Soldier: This is to be a fair fight. That means no bad stuff, got it?
Zelgadis: You better be careful then Lina.
Lina: SHH!
Soldier: These are the first rounds line up.
Match 1: Olivia vs. Milly
Match 2: Mimi vs. Nene
Match 3: Naga vs. Connie
Match 4: Lina vs. Serena
Soldier: READY......... FIGHT!
*The first three matches proceeded without incident. Then it was Lina's turn*
Soldier: In the blue corner we have the censational Serena Usagi, weighing in at a luscious 110 pounds. And, in the red corner we have the abominable Lina Inverse, weighing in at a miniscule 80 pounds.
Lina: That is so not true. Where are you people getting this information from?
Amelia: Go get them Miss Lina.
Lina: No big! I'll wipe the floor with her!
Zelgadis: With that introduction you better be able to. Here we go.
Serena: I'll show you a think or two. RAINBOW SPIRAL HEART ATTACK, HA!
Lina: *Snicker* Oh, ok then. Here's one for the books. EXPLOSION ARRAY!
Serena: Huh? Aggghhhh, waaaahhh. I think my stupid wands broken.
Lina: HA *Holds up her two fingers* VICTORY! That's what you get for shopping at Sailor Scouts R' Us store. Now get lost you loser.
Serena: Waaaah, now I need a box of cookies to help me calm down. Waaaahhh *Goes running out of the arena*
Soldier: THE WINNNNNAAAAAAAAAA, LINA INVERSE. Thank you all for paticipating. Please got to the waiting rooms. The next part of the contest will begin soon.
Amelia: Way to go Miss Lina. I knew that justice would surely triumph.
Zelgadis: Not to shabby. Now let's see how well you can do in the....*Dun dun dun* FASHION SHOW!
Lina: Crap I'd had forgotten about that part.
Amelia: I'm sure you'll do fine in that part since you have that cute pink fuku.
Lina: I hope so.... but I have a really bad feeling about this.
*In the waiting room*
Zelgadis: It appears that quite a few contestants have dropped out.
Lina: That's just because they didn't want to face the abomin- er, I mean, Great Lina Inverse.
Obnoxious Person: OH HO HO HO HO HO.
Lina: Oh great. Look who decided to slither on over.
Naga: Don't kid yourself Lina. It's more like they didn't want to have to face Naga the Serpent.
Amelia: The show isn't over yet. I know Miss Lina will be the one to win.
Naga: Sure, you just keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. Well if you'll excuse me I must go finishing preparing. I want to look my best when I accept the title. Ta ta. OH HO HO HO HO HO HO.
*Now about three more contestants left*
Lina: Who does she think she is? That stuck up snob. Amelia, hand me my dress!
Amelia: Yes Miss Lina!
*10 minutes later, on the stage*
MC: Next is contestant #21, Miss Sulphur from Safron City. Lovely.
MC: It's last years winner contestant #22, Miss Naga G. Serpent from our very own Mothergreen
MC: And last, but certainly least, contestant #23, Miss Lina Inverse from Orange Village.
*Lina steps out onto the stage*
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lina: What, what's going on here?
Loud Voice 1: Look guys, it's the Bunny of the Moon!
Loud Voice 2: Shouldn't there be a black cat with you?
Loud Voice 3: Oh no! Please don't hurt me with your pink sugar hearts! Talk about being a hypocrite!
*However, off in the Prince's corner*
Gourry: (Hey, that's a cute outfit. If she wins, I wonder if I could get her to wear it a little more often? Maybe even do a little bit of singing too).
Lina: Grrr, just wait until I get my hands on you Amelia! *Storms of the stage*
*Backstage*
Lina: Amelia, you've got some explaining to do!
Amelia: What's wrong Miss Lina?
Lina: What's Wrong! I just made a total ass of myself in front of everyone, including the Prince!
Zelgadis: Calm down Lina. I'm sure Amelia didn't do it on purpose.
Lina: You stay out of this unless you want some black to go with that blue!
Zelgadis: Hmph!
Amelia: He's right Miss Lina. While you were out there I was looking through this song book *Holds up the song book from the Maiden's Shrine* I picked out a good song for the final part of the contest and even found a blue ruffly fuku so I could go out there and sing with you.
Lina: No! No more help from you! Just stay out of my life, forever!
Amelia: *Tears start to well up in her eyes* Well fine Miss Lina, if that's how you want it! Good-bye and good riddance! *Quickly runs away*
Lina: Hey that's supposed to be my line!
Zelgadis: Now you've done it. I'm going after her to make sure she's ok. *Runs off after Amelia*
Lina: What is with everyone? Sheesh.
*Naga suddenly appears*
Naga: I was asking myself the same thing. You really should be nicer to your friends Lina, especially since they're all you have.
Lina: Shut up Naga! I don't need a lecture from someone who's only friend has been money and the Wonder Bra.
Naga: Hmph! See if I ever try to give you good advice Lina. I'll just have to teach you a lesson in the final match!
Lina: Final match? But I've only fought once.
Naga: Yes,well, apparently the rest of the contestants got scared off so it's just you and me.
Lina: I won't lose!
Naga: Neither will I! In fact, how about we make a little wager?
Lina: Alright, I'm game. If I win you have to take back every mean remark you've made about me and my chest size.
Naga: Agreed. And if I win you have to apologize to Amelia and to admit that I'm your greatest rival.
Lina: Fine. Let's go Naga. It's time for our match.
*In the arena again*
Soldier: It seems that the rest of the contestants have gotten scared and ran off, so the final match will be Lina vs. Naga. READY...... FIGHT!
Lina: Get ready to loose Naga!
Naga: In your dreams Lina! We'll finish this once and for all!
Lina: Take this Naga! FLARE ARROW!
Naga: Right back at you Lina! FREEZE ARROW!
*Of course we all no what happens when two opposite spells hit*
Lina/Naga: Damn!
Lina: They just canceled each other out. But I won't be beaten!
*This continued on for a little while until...
Lina: It's time we finished this Naga! SPECIAL ATTACK SLIPPER SLASH! *Lina starts charging towards Naga*
Naga: Hmph..... Flat Chest!
Lina: What.... agggghhhh. *Falls down on the ground in complete shock.
Soldier: AND THE WINNNNNAAA IS THE SLINKY SNAKE OF MOTHERGREEN, NAGA THE SERPENT. The final round will begin shortly with the singing part of the contest. Until then please wait in the waiting rooms. Thank you.
*In the waiting room*
Naga: Do you know why you lost Lina?
Lina: Because you cheated which shows you have no real talent?
Naga: Ahem! No, you lost because you're missing your cheering section.
Lina: Don't be ridiculous (Did I really lose because Amelia isn't here?).
Naga: Think about it Lina, who has always been there for you?
Lina: Amelia....
Naga: And who isn't here right now?
Lina: Amelia....
Naga: And what are you going to do about it?
Lina: I'm going... to get something to eat.
Naga: *Falls over* No you idiot. You're going to apoligize to Amelia!
Lina: Alright, alright. What about the second part of the bet?
Naga: The greatest rival part? Well, I'm going to let that slip for now since you understand so well, and because you know it to be true.
Lina: Yeah, sure, go on now Naga. There's something I need to do.
Naga: See you later Lina, OH HO HO HO HO HO HO. *Naga saunters out of the room as Amelia enters*
Amelia: Miss Lina I.....
Lina: Amelia I wanted to apoligize to you!
Amelia: Miss lina?
Lina: I know it wasn't your fault with what happened earlier and I know you were just trying to help. Do you forgive me?
Amelia: Of course I do Miss Lina! *Runs up to her and gives her a big hug*
Lina: Great! Now are you ready to go do our song? *Holds up the song book*
Amelia: Uh-Huh *Quickly nods* Let's hurry up and change.
*They both change into their dresses*
Lina: Wow, that looks really nice on you.
Amelia: Thanks Miss Lina.
Lina: Ok then, let's go. Oh, by the way, do you know where Zel is? I know he went after you.
Amelia: Uhhhh, I think he's drying off.
Lina: Drying off? How did he get wet?
Amelia: I'll tell you later. For now why don't we go to the stage? The singing contest should be starting soon.
Lina: Oh, ok.
*Lina and Amelia head off while Zelgadis er, is somewhere drying himself off*
*In the mens bathroom*
Zelgadis: Sheesh, Amelia sure can be out of it sometimes.
*We see a flashback of when Zelgadis went looking for Amelia. Amelia is sitting near a fountain thinking about her fight with Lina*
Amelia: This is just terrible. I didn't think the pink fuku was all that bad. Poor Miss Lina. What if she doesn't win the contest now because of that. Oh, but it wasn't all my fault. Still, I guess I could have tried harder at finding a decent dress for her. Agh, this is getting me nowhere. Miss Lina's battle should eb over soon and I'm going to go talk to her right now. After all, that would be the just thing to do! *Gets up and starts racing back to the waiting room*
*Little did she know but Zelgadis was coming along the path looking for her. The rest is due to gravity and the fact that he's heavy enough to be an anchor*
*SPLOOOSH*
Amelia: Oh I'm so sorry Zel-Kun I didn't see you there! I'd like to stay and chat but I have to go find Miss Lina and work things out with her. I'll see you later. RAY WING! *Amelia flies off to go find Lina leaving a rather surprised Zelgadis sitting in the fountain*
Zelgadis: Tsk, well maybe those two will work things out. I'm so tired of listening to them bicker and... wait, did she just call me Zel-Kun? AMELIA!!!
*End of flashback. We now return you to your regularly scheduled bathroom scene*
Zelgadis: I wonder if those two have worked things out by now? I know Amelia doesn't mean any harm. Why, when she bumped into me her face was so soft and full of compassion. It looked like her big blue eyes were about to start brimming with tears and.... uh, what am I thinking! I really need to get out of this restroom. I think this draft is starting to affect me. I know it helped dry off my clothes, but I wonder how half the men's room went missing like this? Oh well, I'm sure the last of the contest should be starting soon.
*On the stage once again*
Soldier: This will be the final test to see who will be named Miss Marl. The Queen would like to say a few words as well.
Queen Sera: Thank you. As you all know the winner will attend next weeks party which will also help celebrate Prince Gourry's 18 birthday. Remember that the song must come from the heart and that we will know if it is truly sung that way. Thank you.
Soldier: yes, and for out first contestant we have Miss Naga G. Serpent.
Naga: Thank you. I'm sure you'll be able to tell that this song is truly about me. To help me with it I've brought three cats I found wandering around the Wonder Woods. Ready? Now here we go!
-Evil Queen-
Naga: ~I am mightier than the god
The devil is my slave
More beautiful than the goddess
I put her face to shame~
~Oh look at me, what do you see?
Ther's no one greater than me
I'm the queen. The best you've seen,
So worship me.~
Three Cats: ~Your highness
Naga, We worship you as number one~
Naga: ~OH YES! I am evil personified
So get down on your knees
And if you're ever graced by my beauty,
You'll thank your lucky stars.
Aren't I great, I'm amazing myself all the time.~ OH HO HO HO
Naga: ~There is one thing that I still have to get
I won't rest till he's mine, Prince Ferdinando~
Three Cats: ~Don't you know you're old enough to be his mother~
Naga: ~HEY! YOU! SHUT! UP!
My heart is burning overheating with a raging fire
The Prince I do admire, he fills me with desire
Dear Ferdinando, I am here to save you from this curse.
Let his love quench my thirst~
Three Cats: ~QUENCH YOUR THIRST!
Naga: ~If you dare to get in my way~
Three Cats: ~WE'LL MAKE YOU PAY!~
Naga: ~You won't live another day~
Three Cats: ~Queeny, just show your beauty
You're the baddest queen under the sun
Keep on shining, We'll keep on whining
She's our queen, She's the baddest to be seen
Naga, you're the evil beauty
We bow down to you eternally!~
*Dun-dun-dun*
*Naga and her three cats walk off stage while Lina and Amelia enter the stage*
*Once again, off in the Prince Gourry corner*
Gourry: (Hey, she made it, and she's wearing that outfit again. Plus I get to hear her sing. Maybe dreams really do come true. To find out for sure though I'll have to see if she can make me a cheese burger).
Lina: Wow, she's pretty good. Do you think we can beat her?
Amelia: Of course we can Miss Lina. Remember, just follow the words like it shows in the book.
Lina: Ok, here we go.
-Otome no Inori: Maiden's Prayer-
Lina and Amelia: ~Koi ni koi suru onna no ko ni wa
mabushisugiru no mai daarin
Kirakira ruuju (akogare doriimu)
Pinku no piichi
Todoite hoshii no otome no inori
*Yozora ni ukabu gin no kofune
suki ti kirai no namima ni yureru
chiisana mune o kyunkyun no moto ni
Onegai todoite otome no negai
zembu agechau kirei no watashi
Koi ni koi suru onna no ko ni wa
Mabushisugiru no mai darrin
Kurakura koron (yurameki doriimu)
Mizuiro parasoru
Kanaete hoshii no otome no negai
*Repeat
Onegai todoite otome no negai
Nageta kissu was buumeran
Katamichi kippu no buumeran
zembu agechau kirei na watashi
Shiroi pegasasu ni omoi nosete
Todoketai no
Koi no jigusoo rasuto piisu~
*As Lina and Amelia finish their song small pieces of what appears to be light pink rose petals gently flutter down*
Queen Sera: Oh, that was truely a wonderful performance.
Naga: Thank you your Highness.
Lina: Yes, thank you.
Queen Sera: Because of the turnout of this event I would like to propose we have two Miss Marl winners. What do you say girls?
Naga: If it is the Queen's wish, then yes.
Lina: Two winners, so that means I won, alright!
Amelia: You did it Miss Lina.
Queen Sera: I hope you two will be able to attend the party next weak.
Lina: Party?
Queen Sera: It's to celebrate the Prince's 18th birthday. Will you be there?
Naga: I know I'll be there.
Queen Sera: And you, Lina?
Lina: Yes, of course I'll be there.
Queen Sera: Good. Until next week then. *She walks off the stage with Gourry walking behind*
Lina: What a long day it's been. I'm ready to go home. Come on Amelia.
Amelia: Ok Miss Lina. By the way, I wonder where Mister Zelgadis went off too. He missed getting to hear us sing.
Lina: Oh I'm sure he'll show up eventually.
*Meanwhile, somewhere in the depths of the castle*
Zelgadis: Damn it, where the hell am I. I'm sure the contest is already over by now. Tsk, I didn't even get a chance to see Amelia in that blue fuku. Now they've probably already gone home. GRRR, WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET TO OF HERE?
A/N: And so ends another chapter. Lina has won the contest and will be attending the Prince's birthday party. What other adventures and snacks await her? Find out in the next chapter of "Slayers Rhapsody" :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing in the story
*Now that Lina and friends have finally made it to Bluecat they can finally start looking for a dress for Lina*
Amelia: For a town named Bluecat it's not very blue and I don't see any cats
Zelgadis: Whew, it sure smells like fish though.
Lina: Ugh, more fish, let's hurry up and find my dress so we can get out of here.
*So Lina, Amelia, and Zelgadis look around but find only fish shops. They manage to get a slight lead from an old man though*
Old Man: So you say you're looking for a dress. I don't know how much of this is true, but it's said that in the ruins nearby there were ritiuals held by dancers. I don't know id there's anything left but there might be a dress or two.
Lina: Thanks pops we'll be sure to check it out. What's the name of this place?
Old Man: It's called "Maiden's Shrine" and is located to the East of here. Here is a map of the inside. *Hands Lina a map* Good luck for I hear spirits haunt the place.
*Later in the Maiden's Shrine*
Lina: Spirits, huh? Well if any spirits show up I'll just blast them.
Amelia: Miss Lina try not to cause too much destruction, ok?
Lina: Yeah whatever. Hey Zelgadis, where does the map say to go now?
Zelgadis: Hm, it says to go straight and then turn left.
*They do as the map says*
Zelgadis: Now the map says that you'll see a wall in front......
Amelia: Ok then, leave this to Amelia. Charge! *Amelia runs up and pushes on the wall*
Zelgadis: ......... And to not push on it because it's a trap.
Amelia: What? Aggggghhhh. *Falls through the hole but quickly casts a Levitation spell on herself* Mr. Zelgadis next time please warn be about these things.
Zelgadis: Well sorry but you didn't let me finish reading it first. Instead you want to pull on the candle holder to your left
*Lina does so and a hidden door opens*
Lina: Hey is this it?
Zeladis: That's what the map says.
Amelia: Hey I see something over in the back. Do you think it could be what we're looking for?
Lina: I don't know but let's go check it out. Even if it's not a dress it still might be some treasure*
*Lina, Amelia, and Zelgadis go over to inspect their findings*
Lina: What the. This just looks like a big dusty coffin.
Amelia: Coffin? Miss Lina we really shouldn't disturb the dead.
Lina: Oh don't be such a baby. Since they're dead already I'm sure they won't mind.
Zelgadis: All right, here we go. *Slides the top of the coffin to find....nothing?*
Lina: Ohhh, what a rip off. I thought there might at least have been some jewels. Oh well.
Amelia: Wait Miss Lina. What's that? *Points to something in the corner*
Zelgadis: It looks like clothes.
Lina: No. It looks like..... DRESSES! It's about time something good came out of this miserable ruin. Let's grab it and get out of here. *Grabs everything but doesn't really look at it*
Amelia: I'm glad because this place is really starting to creep me out.
Zelgadis: Don't worry Amelia, I'll protect you.
Amelia: Really? *Starts to blush a little*
Zelgadis: *Realizes what he just said and also starts to blush* Um, I mean, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Now let's go.
*They all start to walk out when they hear a spooky voice*
Spooky Voice: *Gribbit* Who do you think your calling nothing? *Gribbit*
Amelia: Agghhhh, it's a ghost. *Quickly hides behind Zelgadis*
Lina: Who's there?
Zelgadis: Show yourself you coward.
Spooky Voice: Very well then. *Gribbit* *Something leaps from behind the coffin* TA-DA!
Lina: What the, it's nothing but a stupid toad.
Stupid Frog: Hey, watch how you talk to the great Joyrock. You're nothing but a bunch of thieves.
Zelgadis: Watch who you call a thief.
Lina: Joyrock? That name sounds familiar......
Joyrock: Well it should. I have been know to strike fear in the heart of many.*Gribbit* I certainly don't think two boys and a girl will be a match for the Great Joyrock.*Gribbit*
Lina: *Starts to show that oh so familiar vein* WHAT? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BOY?
Amelia: There she goes again.
Zelgadis: She's really mad now.
Lina: I remember you now. I already kicked your ass once Jaywalk.
Joyrock: That's the Great Joyrock to you, you miserable little brat. *Gribbit*
Lina: Yeah, well I'm the Great Lina Inverse you poor excuse for an amphibian.
Joyrock: Lina...Inverse....Uh-oh.*Gulp*
Lina: Uh-oh is right. We dealt with Slug BBQ earlier so now it's time for some Toad BBQ! DRAGON SLAVE!
Amelia: Oh no!
Zelgadis: Amelia, get down. *With out thinking he pushes Amelia down and covers her*
*Now we take a look outside as a huge cloud envelopes Maiden's Shrine, or at least what's left of it*
Lina: That's what you get for calling me a boy. Now maybe this time he'll stay dead. HA HA HA HA HA
Zelgadis: Damn, you really need to try and control yourself Lina.
Lina: Yeah, yeah whatever. At least I got my dress now.
Amelia: Um, Mister Zelgadis, thanks for protecting me but can you get off me now?
*Zelgadis realizes that he was still on Amelia and quickly gets up*
Lina: Look, he's blushing.
Zelgadis: No I'm not *Who of course clearly is*
Lina: Let's head on back to Mothergreen now. The competion should be starting soon.
*Lina, Amelia, and Zelgadis head back to Mothergreen and Lina finally takes a look at her new "dress"*
Lina: What is this thing. I know I need a dress for the competition, but this really wasn't what I had in mind. *Holds up what appears to be a pink ruffly....tu-tu?*
Amelia: Oh Miss Lina, don't worry about it. They say individuality and uniqueness are two very important qualities in a contest. Plus it comes with this really cute wand, see? *Holds up a gold colored wand with a small heart at the top*
Zelgadis: And it appears that there's some sort of song book. Besides, we're all out of options and the contest will be starting soon.
Amelia: Yeah Miss Lina. Besides, it can't get any worse, can it?
Obnoxious Person: OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO.
Amelia: Uh, well, maybe it can
Lina: *Rests her head on her hand* Great, what do you want now Naga?
*Naga jiggles on over*
Naga: Why Lina, I'm rather surprised to see you here at all. I thought you would have been scared away by now.
Lina: Tch, yeah right. Don't count your snakes before they hatch Naga. I'm entering that contest and I'm going to win.
Naga: Really now, with that outfit? *Points to the pink ruffly tu-tu*
Lina: Y-yeah, I am. You should talk Naga. You're the one who always wears that stupid leather outfit of yours.
Naga: Hmph. You're just jealous that I have the chest to fill this outfit.
Lina: WHY YOU! JUST WAIT UNTIL I'M THROUGH WITH YOU. THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH OF YOU TO FILL A PAPER BAG, LET ALONE THAT RIDICULOUS COSTUME!
*Amelia and Zelgadis have a hold on Lina in order to keep her from casting the Dragon Slave*
Amelia: Miss Lina please calm down.
Zelgadis: People are starting to stare at me.
Naga: Hmph. I don't have time for this for I have a contest to win. See you later Lina. OH HO HO HO HO HO. *Naga jiggles of toward the castle*
Lina: Grrr, I'll show her.
Amelia: Miss Lina we should head of to the castle now too. The contest is going start soon.
*In the castle Lina, Amelia, and Zelgadis are waiting for the Queen to appear and make her speech*
Lina: Wow, look at all the people. It looks like every girl in the entire Kingdom decided to participate.
Amelia: Don't worry Miss Lina. I'm sure you'll win. Oh hey look. Isn't that the Prince over there?
Lina: Where! Oh crap he's asleep. What a jellyfish brain.
*And asleep he was. Guess our Little Prince didn't get enough sleep last night.
Zelgadis: Look the Queen is making her entrance.
*All hail the Queen*
Queen Sera: I want to thank all of you for coming here, and to let you know that this contest isn't just about looks. It's also about how well you act and think things through. You will now be told the rules of the contest.
Soldier: As the Queen said this isn't just about looks. You will also be scored on the way you walk in the dress you chosen, as well as your smarts and how well you think things through. Because of that we will be testing you in one-on-one combat and, for the final task, there will be a singing contest.
Queen Sera: Those are the rules. For the singing part it doesn't matter what the words are as long as it's a song that truly comes from the heart. People will be judged on the way they are on the inside, not just their outward appearance. Thank you and may the best girl win. *Before heading off the stage she looks at her son and whispers to him* *Psst* Gourry, it's time to go. Get up sleepy head.
Gourry: *Still asleep* Snzzzxxxxzzzzzzzzzzz ok mommy zzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxzzzzssnnn. *Stumbles off after his mother*
Soldier: Will all contestants please head to the waiting rooms. The first match will begin in 10 minutes.
Amelia: Wow, what a great Queen she is. A TRUE defender and ally of justice.
Lina: Well she is the Prince's mother.
Amelia: Yeah.
Zelgadis: Lina, don't you think we should head over to the waiting room now?
Lina: Right.
*In the Waiting Room*
Amelia: Are you ready for your first match Miss Lina?
Lina: No problem!
Zelgadis: Just be sure not to blow anything up, ok?
Lina: Quiet you. I know what I'm doing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*About three contestants left at that moment. Also a soldier entered the room*
Soldier: It is time for the first match to begin. Will as participants please go to the arena.
*In the Arena*
Soldier: This is to be a fair fight. That means no bad stuff, got it?
Zelgadis: You better be careful then Lina.
Lina: SHH!
Soldier: These are the first rounds line up.
Match 1: Olivia vs. Milly
Match 2: Mimi vs. Nene
Match 3: Naga vs. Connie
Match 4: Lina vs. Serena
Soldier: READY......... FIGHT!
*The first three matches proceeded without incident. Then it was Lina's turn*
Soldier: In the blue corner we have the censational Serena Usagi, weighing in at a luscious 110 pounds. And, in the red corner we have the abominable Lina Inverse, weighing in at a miniscule 80 pounds.
Lina: That is so not true. Where are you people getting this information from?
Amelia: Go get them Miss Lina.
Lina: No big! I'll wipe the floor with her!
Zelgadis: With that introduction you better be able to. Here we go.
Serena: I'll show you a think or two. RAINBOW SPIRAL HEART ATTACK, HA!
Lina: *Snicker* Oh, ok then. Here's one for the books. EXPLOSION ARRAY!
Serena: Huh? Aggghhhh, waaaahhh. I think my stupid wands broken.
Lina: HA *Holds up her two fingers* VICTORY! That's what you get for shopping at Sailor Scouts R' Us store. Now get lost you loser.
Serena: Waaaah, now I need a box of cookies to help me calm down. Waaaahhh *Goes running out of the arena*
Soldier: THE WINNNNNAAAAAAAAAA, LINA INVERSE. Thank you all for paticipating. Please got to the waiting rooms. The next part of the contest will begin soon.
Amelia: Way to go Miss Lina. I knew that justice would surely triumph.
Zelgadis: Not to shabby. Now let's see how well you can do in the....*Dun dun dun* FASHION SHOW!
Lina: Crap I'd had forgotten about that part.
Amelia: I'm sure you'll do fine in that part since you have that cute pink fuku.
Lina: I hope so.... but I have a really bad feeling about this.
*In the waiting room*
Zelgadis: It appears that quite a few contestants have dropped out.
Lina: That's just because they didn't want to face the abomin- er, I mean, Great Lina Inverse.
Obnoxious Person: OH HO HO HO HO HO.
Lina: Oh great. Look who decided to slither on over.
Naga: Don't kid yourself Lina. It's more like they didn't want to have to face Naga the Serpent.
Amelia: The show isn't over yet. I know Miss Lina will be the one to win.
Naga: Sure, you just keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. Well if you'll excuse me I must go finishing preparing. I want to look my best when I accept the title. Ta ta. OH HO HO HO HO HO HO.
*Now about three more contestants left*
Lina: Who does she think she is? That stuck up snob. Amelia, hand me my dress!
Amelia: Yes Miss Lina!
*10 minutes later, on the stage*
MC: Next is contestant #21, Miss Sulphur from Safron City. Lovely.
MC: It's last years winner contestant #22, Miss Naga G. Serpent from our very own Mothergreen
MC: And last, but certainly least, contestant #23, Miss Lina Inverse from Orange Village.
*Lina steps out onto the stage*
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lina: What, what's going on here?
Loud Voice 1: Look guys, it's the Bunny of the Moon!
Loud Voice 2: Shouldn't there be a black cat with you?
Loud Voice 3: Oh no! Please don't hurt me with your pink sugar hearts! Talk about being a hypocrite!
*However, off in the Prince's corner*
Gourry: (Hey, that's a cute outfit. If she wins, I wonder if I could get her to wear it a little more often? Maybe even do a little bit of singing too).
Lina: Grrr, just wait until I get my hands on you Amelia! *Storms of the stage*
*Backstage*
Lina: Amelia, you've got some explaining to do!
Amelia: What's wrong Miss Lina?
Lina: What's Wrong! I just made a total ass of myself in front of everyone, including the Prince!
Zelgadis: Calm down Lina. I'm sure Amelia didn't do it on purpose.
Lina: You stay out of this unless you want some black to go with that blue!
Zelgadis: Hmph!
Amelia: He's right Miss Lina. While you were out there I was looking through this song book *Holds up the song book from the Maiden's Shrine* I picked out a good song for the final part of the contest and even found a blue ruffly fuku so I could go out there and sing with you.
Lina: No! No more help from you! Just stay out of my life, forever!
Amelia: *Tears start to well up in her eyes* Well fine Miss Lina, if that's how you want it! Good-bye and good riddance! *Quickly runs away*
Lina: Hey that's supposed to be my line!
Zelgadis: Now you've done it. I'm going after her to make sure she's ok. *Runs off after Amelia*
Lina: What is with everyone? Sheesh.
*Naga suddenly appears*
Naga: I was asking myself the same thing. You really should be nicer to your friends Lina, especially since they're all you have.
Lina: Shut up Naga! I don't need a lecture from someone who's only friend has been money and the Wonder Bra.
Naga: Hmph! See if I ever try to give you good advice Lina. I'll just have to teach you a lesson in the final match!
Lina: Final match? But I've only fought once.
Naga: Yes,well, apparently the rest of the contestants got scared off so it's just you and me.
Lina: I won't lose!
Naga: Neither will I! In fact, how about we make a little wager?
Lina: Alright, I'm game. If I win you have to take back every mean remark you've made about me and my chest size.
Naga: Agreed. And if I win you have to apologize to Amelia and to admit that I'm your greatest rival.
Lina: Fine. Let's go Naga. It's time for our match.
*In the arena again*
Soldier: It seems that the rest of the contestants have gotten scared and ran off, so the final match will be Lina vs. Naga. READY...... FIGHT!
Lina: Get ready to loose Naga!
Naga: In your dreams Lina! We'll finish this once and for all!
Lina: Take this Naga! FLARE ARROW!
Naga: Right back at you Lina! FREEZE ARROW!
*Of course we all no what happens when two opposite spells hit*
Lina/Naga: Damn!
Lina: They just canceled each other out. But I won't be beaten!
*This continued on for a little while until...
Lina: It's time we finished this Naga! SPECIAL ATTACK SLIPPER SLASH! *Lina starts charging towards Naga*
Naga: Hmph..... Flat Chest!
Lina: What.... agggghhhh. *Falls down on the ground in complete shock.
Soldier: AND THE WINNNNNAAA IS THE SLINKY SNAKE OF MOTHERGREEN, NAGA THE SERPENT. The final round will begin shortly with the singing part of the contest. Until then please wait in the waiting rooms. Thank you.
*In the waiting room*
Naga: Do you know why you lost Lina?
Lina: Because you cheated which shows you have no real talent?
Naga: Ahem! No, you lost because you're missing your cheering section.
Lina: Don't be ridiculous (Did I really lose because Amelia isn't here?).
Naga: Think about it Lina, who has always been there for you?
Lina: Amelia....
Naga: And who isn't here right now?
Lina: Amelia....
Naga: And what are you going to do about it?
Lina: I'm going... to get something to eat.
Naga: *Falls over* No you idiot. You're going to apoligize to Amelia!
Lina: Alright, alright. What about the second part of the bet?
Naga: The greatest rival part? Well, I'm going to let that slip for now since you understand so well, and because you know it to be true.
Lina: Yeah, sure, go on now Naga. There's something I need to do.
Naga: See you later Lina, OH HO HO HO HO HO HO. *Naga saunters out of the room as Amelia enters*
Amelia: Miss Lina I.....
Lina: Amelia I wanted to apoligize to you!
Amelia: Miss lina?
Lina: I know it wasn't your fault with what happened earlier and I know you were just trying to help. Do you forgive me?
Amelia: Of course I do Miss Lina! *Runs up to her and gives her a big hug*
Lina: Great! Now are you ready to go do our song? *Holds up the song book*
Amelia: Uh-Huh *Quickly nods* Let's hurry up and change.
*They both change into their dresses*
Lina: Wow, that looks really nice on you.
Amelia: Thanks Miss Lina.
Lina: Ok then, let's go. Oh, by the way, do you know where Zel is? I know he went after you.
Amelia: Uhhhh, I think he's drying off.
Lina: Drying off? How did he get wet?
Amelia: I'll tell you later. For now why don't we go to the stage? The singing contest should be starting soon.
Lina: Oh, ok.
*Lina and Amelia head off while Zelgadis er, is somewhere drying himself off*
*In the mens bathroom*
Zelgadis: Sheesh, Amelia sure can be out of it sometimes.
*We see a flashback of when Zelgadis went looking for Amelia. Amelia is sitting near a fountain thinking about her fight with Lina*
Amelia: This is just terrible. I didn't think the pink fuku was all that bad. Poor Miss Lina. What if she doesn't win the contest now because of that. Oh, but it wasn't all my fault. Still, I guess I could have tried harder at finding a decent dress for her. Agh, this is getting me nowhere. Miss Lina's battle should eb over soon and I'm going to go talk to her right now. After all, that would be the just thing to do! *Gets up and starts racing back to the waiting room*
*Little did she know but Zelgadis was coming along the path looking for her. The rest is due to gravity and the fact that he's heavy enough to be an anchor*
*SPLOOOSH*
Amelia: Oh I'm so sorry Zel-Kun I didn't see you there! I'd like to stay and chat but I have to go find Miss Lina and work things out with her. I'll see you later. RAY WING! *Amelia flies off to go find Lina leaving a rather surprised Zelgadis sitting in the fountain*
Zelgadis: Tsk, well maybe those two will work things out. I'm so tired of listening to them bicker and... wait, did she just call me Zel-Kun? AMELIA!!!
*End of flashback. We now return you to your regularly scheduled bathroom scene*
Zelgadis: I wonder if those two have worked things out by now? I know Amelia doesn't mean any harm. Why, when she bumped into me her face was so soft and full of compassion. It looked like her big blue eyes were about to start brimming with tears and.... uh, what am I thinking! I really need to get out of this restroom. I think this draft is starting to affect me. I know it helped dry off my clothes, but I wonder how half the men's room went missing like this? Oh well, I'm sure the last of the contest should be starting soon.
*On the stage once again*
Soldier: This will be the final test to see who will be named Miss Marl. The Queen would like to say a few words as well.
Queen Sera: Thank you. As you all know the winner will attend next weeks party which will also help celebrate Prince Gourry's 18 birthday. Remember that the song must come from the heart and that we will know if it is truly sung that way. Thank you.
Soldier: yes, and for out first contestant we have Miss Naga G. Serpent.
Naga: Thank you. I'm sure you'll be able to tell that this song is truly about me. To help me with it I've brought three cats I found wandering around the Wonder Woods. Ready? Now here we go!
-Evil Queen-
Naga: ~I am mightier than the god
The devil is my slave
More beautiful than the goddess
I put her face to shame~
~Oh look at me, what do you see?
Ther's no one greater than me
I'm the queen. The best you've seen,
So worship me.~
Three Cats: ~Your highness
Naga, We worship you as number one~
Naga: ~OH YES! I am evil personified
So get down on your knees
And if you're ever graced by my beauty,
You'll thank your lucky stars.
Aren't I great, I'm amazing myself all the time.~ OH HO HO HO
Naga: ~There is one thing that I still have to get
I won't rest till he's mine, Prince Ferdinando~
Three Cats: ~Don't you know you're old enough to be his mother~
Naga: ~HEY! YOU! SHUT! UP!
My heart is burning overheating with a raging fire
The Prince I do admire, he fills me with desire
Dear Ferdinando, I am here to save you from this curse.
Let his love quench my thirst~
Three Cats: ~QUENCH YOUR THIRST!
Naga: ~If you dare to get in my way~
Three Cats: ~WE'LL MAKE YOU PAY!~
Naga: ~You won't live another day~
Three Cats: ~Queeny, just show your beauty
You're the baddest queen under the sun
Keep on shining, We'll keep on whining
She's our queen, She's the baddest to be seen
Naga, you're the evil beauty
We bow down to you eternally!~
*Dun-dun-dun*
*Naga and her three cats walk off stage while Lina and Amelia enter the stage*
*Once again, off in the Prince Gourry corner*
Gourry: (Hey, she made it, and she's wearing that outfit again. Plus I get to hear her sing. Maybe dreams really do come true. To find out for sure though I'll have to see if she can make me a cheese burger).
Lina: Wow, she's pretty good. Do you think we can beat her?
Amelia: Of course we can Miss Lina. Remember, just follow the words like it shows in the book.
Lina: Ok, here we go.
-Otome no Inori: Maiden's Prayer-
Lina and Amelia: ~Koi ni koi suru onna no ko ni wa
mabushisugiru no mai daarin
Kirakira ruuju (akogare doriimu)
Pinku no piichi
Todoite hoshii no otome no inori
*Yozora ni ukabu gin no kofune
suki ti kirai no namima ni yureru
chiisana mune o kyunkyun no moto ni
Onegai todoite otome no negai
zembu agechau kirei no watashi
Koi ni koi suru onna no ko ni wa
Mabushisugiru no mai darrin
Kurakura koron (yurameki doriimu)
Mizuiro parasoru
Kanaete hoshii no otome no negai
*Repeat
Onegai todoite otome no negai
Nageta kissu was buumeran
Katamichi kippu no buumeran
zembu agechau kirei na watashi
Shiroi pegasasu ni omoi nosete
Todoketai no
Koi no jigusoo rasuto piisu~
*As Lina and Amelia finish their song small pieces of what appears to be light pink rose petals gently flutter down*
Queen Sera: Oh, that was truely a wonderful performance.
Naga: Thank you your Highness.
Lina: Yes, thank you.
Queen Sera: Because of the turnout of this event I would like to propose we have two Miss Marl winners. What do you say girls?
Naga: If it is the Queen's wish, then yes.
Lina: Two winners, so that means I won, alright!
Amelia: You did it Miss Lina.
Queen Sera: I hope you two will be able to attend the party next weak.
Lina: Party?
Queen Sera: It's to celebrate the Prince's 18th birthday. Will you be there?
Naga: I know I'll be there.
Queen Sera: And you, Lina?
Lina: Yes, of course I'll be there.
Queen Sera: Good. Until next week then. *She walks off the stage with Gourry walking behind*
Lina: What a long day it's been. I'm ready to go home. Come on Amelia.
Amelia: Ok Miss Lina. By the way, I wonder where Mister Zelgadis went off too. He missed getting to hear us sing.
Lina: Oh I'm sure he'll show up eventually.
*Meanwhile, somewhere in the depths of the castle*
Zelgadis: Damn it, where the hell am I. I'm sure the contest is already over by now. Tsk, I didn't even get a chance to see Amelia in that blue fuku. Now they've probably already gone home. GRRR, WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET TO OF HERE?
A/N: And so ends another chapter. Lina has won the contest and will be attending the Prince's birthday party. What other adventures and snacks await her? Find out in the next chapter of "Slayers Rhapsody" :)