Last to Know
chapter notes from LJ

With great, great amounts of love to the people who shamelessly egged me on in the writing, and assured me that it was actually funny--Aine, Liz, Ingrid, et al. 3 There wouldn't be 45k of Lokicrack without them.

Monday-
(in which I tossed off a page and a half of a gag fic that was supposed to end RIGHT THERE.)

'cos in the manga, Heimdall DOES stalk Loki around and do things like leave him wilted flowers, and even after he seems to have lost his urge to kill Loki, the urge to make Loki's life hell doesn't seem to have dissipated. 3

This was born after seeing Loki and Heimdall attend school together in Loki Ragnarok volume 2, and randomly noting to Aine this morning that I wanted to see something whereby Loki and Heimdall are dragged, KICKING and SCREAMING, into romance. I like Loki/Heimdall, so sue me. 3 3 <3 They're physically about 16 here, I think, because I am merrily ignoring manga canon past what suits my needs.

Tuesday-
(in which I watched episode 13 and wrote 5 pages within a day)

Not, you know, that I was WAY TOO AMUSED by the hamster thing in Loki ep 13, or anything...

If anyone wants to know, Mayura is actually somewhere in here. As a relief teacher. (which, as scary as it sounds, really did happen manga-wise.) And so is Freyr, who became a teacher after Mayura became a teacher, and he is in charge of the Drama club. No one knows about Thor.

Wednesday-
(in which Freyr is a big fruitcake, but what else is new?)

Skidbladnir- Freyr's big ship thing that he summons in episode 11,
Gullinbrusti- The robot pig thing that Freyr rides around,
the fact that Freyr is actually the teacher in charge of the drama society- Aine.

Thursday-
(in which Loki and Heimdall snark at each other very much and nothing actually happens).

Fenrir is Aine's fault, Yamino-kun is Liz's fault, and anything to do with Heimdall's bird is Meg's fault. 3 Heimdall HAS, in fact, canonically attempted to kill Loki via convoluted plans involving karaoke, paint bombs, and front porch voodoo. Not at the same time.

Friday-
(in which stuff actually happens, and Loki and Heimdall fall down a lot for some reason.)

Actually, there is a reason. That reason is probably 'because I found it funny'. 3
Loki: >.>;;;
Heimdall: ...bitch.

Saturday and Sunday-
(in which they are posted together because saturday only happens so that sunday can)

Random info: The Norns DO snap their fingers and return Loki to his child form when it suits them, or at least Urd does. 3 Janken is short for 'jan-ken-pon', or rock, paper, scissors. Mythologically, Heimdall does have nine mothers, the giantesses who are the waves of the sea (...or something?) and Odin is his father. Freyr actually does sing a song called "The Cockatrice is a Blue Bird" in the manga. It goes "Cocka, cocka, cockatrice, the cockatrice is a blue bird..." ...we don't question Freyr.

Kou-chan's concussion can be entirely attributed to Ingrid. It's TRADITION.

Yes, the ending blows. I am beyond caring. 3

Feed the starving writer. 3 3 Do review.