The next morning, Leah and Tavari happened to meet each other in the great
hall. It was practically empty- with only a couple students milling around.
"Leah!" Tavari Said excitedly. "Lets go find the passages. Its very
elvish!"
"Yeah- I could see watermelon face doing that!"
"He did- he just died before you got to see him."
Leah didn't bother to respond as she busted out a few dance moves.
"Leah." Tavari moaned.
"Dance Tavari!" Leah ordered executing a high kicked which hit Tavari's
chin.
"DAH!" Yelped Tavari. "I won't be caught dead dancing.
Leah managed another high kick, which Tavari ducked.
"Aw- upset? My heart bleeds for you."
"So sweet Tavari. Expressively for me I'm sure. You know- Torg would say."
"Oh shut up."
After about fifteen minutes of arguing and random dancing and kicks, Professor McGonagall came over to the two girls. "Its called maturity Card and O'Shea!" she snapped. "I have no idea wher your friends are- but tell them that this evening we will depart for Diagon Alley. Today you will just sit in on your classes and get used to it." Er- do we have schedules?" Asked Leah. "Of course!" Snapped McGonagall. "Here." She said as she handed a stack of parchment to Leah. "I made sure you all had the same classes, so that you'll adapt well." " Thanks!" replied Leah and Tavari quickly. Deciding they had more important things to do than fighting, they walked over to a fireplace in the hall and sat down on the cold stone floor. Once settled, they each took one of the schedules. "Lets see.." Tavari muttered. "We have Divination with Phirenz, Transfiguration with McGonagall, Charms with Flitwick, Potions with Snape, eww, that wil be bad. Defense against the dark arts with Lupin. Lupin?! He's back?? Ace will flip out! Herbology with Sprout, Care of Magical creatures with Hagrid, Astronomy with Sinastra, History of Magic with Binns, Flying with Hooch. Flying???? Yessssss, and The elvish language with Haldir. Wait. No way! Haldir?" Finished Tavari. "Yeah." Replied Leah. "So today we have Divination, Care of Magical Creatures, Potions, Defense." "Good day!" Remarked Tavari. "Like 1,000 times better than Bishops." She put on a high fake voice, associated with popular girls "Ooh- lets see, math, chemistry, history, Spanish, English.ooh!" By this time the Great hall was packed with students. "Leah- take these schedules to the others. You're closer to Hufflepuff. I'll take this to Pocky." "If they're not reading magazines." Leah snorted. "Honestly- they should totally be preparing for SAT's!" "You're not!" Tavari retorted. "Besides- were not muggles anymore! To hell with SAT's! She crowed drawing stares from the Ravenclaw table." "Um- yeah right!" Leah said looking deeply offended. "I'm taking them no matter what! Who wouldn't want to?" "I can't imagine." Tavari replied sarcastically. "Suggest you buy a NEWT preparation book though. Hermione has one I'm sure." "Hermione-" Leah said grinning. "Now that's what I call a good student. Smart, somewhat courageous, overloaded schedules, two guy friends who she keeps in line, muggle parents." "Oh go marry her!' Tavari snapped. "Um- I'm not the gay one here. I don't like Ms. Elijah Wood." "Ooh, hardy har har." Tavari retorted. "You astound me with your wit. Never heard that one before." "Yes Tav Tav- I know you're jealous." "There are hardly words." "Oh Tav Tav."
By this time the hall was packed with its usual amount of students, shuffling in tiredly, grabbing a bite or two, and then scurrying off to meet their friends. "Lets go find the others before first period." Tavari said dismissing Leah's last comment. "Before Divination. God. Why? Wait- Trewlaney's sacked! We have a centaur!" "Yeah." "Lets go now!!" "kk." The two girls both stood up, and quickly walked out of the hall. "Uh- where do we find everybody?" Leah asked. "We need a marauders map." Tavari muttered. "Tavari- no ideas right now." "Jealousy is a deadly sin Leah." Tavari smirked. "Old testament!" She explained with a shrug. "Oh." The girls wandered around aimlessly, not sure where to start." "We need a marauders map." Tavari repeated. Leah didn't bother even to answer. Soon they came to a hall marked "Bentham." "Whoa. What the heck?" Said Leah. "Nooo, not a Bishops reference!" Moaned Tavari. A sudden burst of noises in the hall shut them up. "Eh?" Tavari inquired. "Tavari-" Began Leah. "When in Rome do as the Romans do." "Eh.?" "We are at Hogwarts now- not Bishops-" "Thank God." "Which means- you don't say 'eh'. That's such a sign of American cluelessness. So- you say 'bloody hell?' when you don't understand something, 'blimey' when your surprised, 'bloody brilliant', when your amazed, and so on." "Thank you miss slang- master!" Tavari said with a frown. "How becoming," retorted Leah. Ending the little pointless argument as quickly as it began, the rest of the girls pranced around the corner in Bentham hall. "Top of the mornin to ye!" Said Leah loudly. "WTF?" Inquired Pocky. "Whatever" said Gazelle. "Honestly," said Leah coldly. "I should teach a British slang class!" "Maybe Remy will." Said Ace dreamily. "Maybe Sirius will." Said Tavari grinning dumbly. "Wait- bloody hell- he's dead!" With that she burst into tears and walked away. Of course, Ace was the only sympathizer as she tried to comfort Tavari by saying at least Remus was alive. But before she could say that Remus was probably hotter even though he was her's, a nearby clock signaled first class. "Where do we go?" Moaned Porky as she applied some crimson lipstick "Oh yeah" said Leah as she pulled out the stack of parchments and snatched the extra one from Tavari's hand. "McGonagall gave these to us. Said were just gonna observe classes today to get used to it. Then we're gonna go to Diagon Alley or some place and get our stuff." "Whatever" said Gazelle. "You guys- we have to go to class." Said Ace "Looks like we have Pockination!" Right now said Pocky at an attempt to joke. "Bloody right." Said Leah. "Lets go to dance revanation!" "Oh shut up." Tavari sniffed. With the help of a couple portraits they made their way to the divination classroom. "Tavari- cheer up- its elvish!" Said Ace. "Oh" was the short reply. The classroom was indeed amazing. Like it said in the book, it felt as though one had just stepped into a forest. And Phirenz, was more amazing than the room. He was bigger than a normal horse, and he had a heavily muscled chest, kinda like the guys on the body builder magazines that use steroids. "He's hot!" whispered Pocky. "He's ok," said Porky. A soft snort from behind the girls startled them. "There will be no talking." Said Phirenz. You may not disturb the delicate orbits of the planets." With that he tossed back his head and gazed at the ceiling. "The stars!" He whispered. Those big beautiful babes!" "WTF?" asked Pocky. "Bloody hell." Leah corrected. "Whatever" said Gazelle. Phirenze glared at them. "You six may sit on those mushrooms over there. They're quite sturdy." "Why so you can stare at us the whole time?" Snapped Porky. "I find the stars much more appealing Brooks." "Are you saying I'm not hot?" "As your professor you have no right to ask, and I have no right to answer. Now shut up." With that the centaur cantered over to the rest of the class. "What a pedophile!" Porky hissed. "Now. Today- we are going to work on dreams- and how they predict the future to those of us who care, and take time to interpret them correctly. TO begin with- I would like one of you to share your latest dream with the class and I will interpret it for you. Then I will explain how I did so- and how you may follow. Volunteers?"
Not a singly student moved. Nervously they looked at their comrades, hoping somebody would volunteer. "Bloody God!" said Leah standing up from her mushroom. "I just had the best dream!"
"Very well. Please tell me, omitting no details." "Alright. I was on top of a palm tree and Pocky was dancing around. Then Elijah Wood climbed up the tree and fell off, and he shrunk somehow. Then he started to sing something, and Porky came out in a leather bikini and hula skirt-" "WHAT?" screeched Porky. "Leah you are a teenage child molestor!" "Porky- I can't help what I dream-" "But dreams go over what you think of the day! I seriously hope you don't think of me that way... You probably write slash you-" "Porkyyyyyyyyy!" "One.two.three.four." "You know what Porky- its just a dream- so move on." "five.six.seven.eight.nine." At ten Porky has stood up. "I'm not going to sit next to people who think of me that way. So I'm leaving and getting better friends." And she flounced out of the room, leaving Phirenze quite dumb founded. "I will interpret your dream later." He said gravely. Now I need my privacy while I uh- consult the stars." Gleefully- the students and the five girls streamed out of the room. "So- " said Leah brightly. "Care of magical creatures, potions, and Defense against the dark arts." Ace giggled insanely and twirled her hair. "WTF?" asked Pocky staring at her. "He's a teacher." "Oh- my smart little Remy- poo." Ace crooned. "What a doorknob." Tavari muttered. "Lets go out to Hagrids. I assume that's where we meet?" "OK," said Ace- still blushing. The five girls headed out to Hagrid's hut, making their way across the grassy lawn in front of Hogwarts. "You guys- wait up!" Said Porky- smiling as if nothing had been wrong. "Whatever" Said Gazelle. Leah decided to be quiet.
There were very few students milling around Hagrid's hut. A couple random people you don't need to know about- and then. "WTF?" Screeched Pocky- her mouth dropping open. Tavari, Ace, Leah, Gazelle, and Porky hastily looked in the direction of Pocky's gaze. Everyone's mouth except for Porky's hung open. "That looks like Orange!" Hissed Pocky. Indeed it did. The boy in question had dirty blonde hair, a mocking face, and a ton of acne. Behind this boy were two human gorillas, for that was the only way to explain them. Glancing in the direction of the six girls, the blonde boy who looked like Orange came over to them. "Newcomers- I see." He drawled. "And Mudbloods. Father always said that this place was going to the dogs. I am Draco Malfoy. Draco Evan Malfoy. You will learn to hold this name of mine in high respect." He hastily nudged his elbow into one of the guerillas sides. "Uh- yeah!" IT muttered. "Very good Crabbe." Draco E. Malfoy said. "Now- " he said turning to look at Pocky. "Have we met? You looking scathingly familiar." "Whom are you picking on now you bloody asshole!" Demanded a voice from behind them. The six girls turned and stared. A scrawny yet tall boy with insanely messy hair, glasses, and a scar walked towards them. "Cheerio scarface!" Draco E. Malfoy shouted in return. "Harry potter?" Exclaimed Tavari. "Yeah!" Harry yelled angrily. "Now leave me alone!" "Harry-"said a second figure (Ron it turned out). "Don't start- do you need a cheering charm?" "NO YOU BLOCKHEAD!" Harry roared. Ron cowered in fright. "RON!" Pocky shrieked. "DON't let the wittle boy scare you." She crooned. Ron turned red. "I AM NOT A LITTLE BOY!" Harry yelled. "Harry- please." Said Hermione from behind Ron and Pocky "Don't be a blockhead."
Harry growled in return. By this time Ron and Pocky were having A Moment- and they were staring in each others eyes. "RON YOU SISSY!" Harry berated. "AW," Said Draco. "Is somebody having PMS?" "YOU TWISTED PIECE OF SLIME!" Harry screeched reaching for his wand. "Harry- don't waste yer time- he's not worth gettin in trouble fer."
Harry's jaw twitched. "Now class today wer' going ter go into the forest. Stay close ter me and have yer wands ready. You six will pair up with other students with wands. Lets see. Pocky go with Ron here, Ace and Leah with Hermione, Gazelle with Harry, Porky with Draco, and Tavari with Parkinson. Follow me now." The six girls trailed off with their partners behind Hagrid. Only Ace, Leah, and Pocky, (who developed a suspicious limp that made her lean on Rons shoulder) looked happy. Porky merely looked suspicious, Tavari repulsed, and Gazelle, very timid behind Harry's fuming back. "You in Gryffindor!" hissed Pansy as she surveyed Bonnie. "I knew it. After you insisted on being friends with Ace, Gazelle, and Meatloaf for a time. You would never measure up against Slytherin standards!"
"Eh?" Tavari asked raising her eyebrows. Straining to see under the greasy brownish frizzy hair, Tavari finally got a glimpse of Pansy's face. "HOLY CRAP!" She whispered loudly. "SARALAPHA?" "OH shut up. Now when we get back to Bishops you are going to draw me 12 more pictures and then you will murder Ace, and Gazelle in their sleep." "UM?" "I suppose intelligence never was one of your greatest aspects." Pansy (Sarahlapha) Parkinson said with a malicious grin. Ace and Leah had quite a different time.
After about fifteen minutes of arguing and random dancing and kicks, Professor McGonagall came over to the two girls. "Its called maturity Card and O'Shea!" she snapped. "I have no idea wher your friends are- but tell them that this evening we will depart for Diagon Alley. Today you will just sit in on your classes and get used to it." Er- do we have schedules?" Asked Leah. "Of course!" Snapped McGonagall. "Here." She said as she handed a stack of parchment to Leah. "I made sure you all had the same classes, so that you'll adapt well." " Thanks!" replied Leah and Tavari quickly. Deciding they had more important things to do than fighting, they walked over to a fireplace in the hall and sat down on the cold stone floor. Once settled, they each took one of the schedules. "Lets see.." Tavari muttered. "We have Divination with Phirenz, Transfiguration with McGonagall, Charms with Flitwick, Potions with Snape, eww, that wil be bad. Defense against the dark arts with Lupin. Lupin?! He's back?? Ace will flip out! Herbology with Sprout, Care of Magical creatures with Hagrid, Astronomy with Sinastra, History of Magic with Binns, Flying with Hooch. Flying???? Yessssss, and The elvish language with Haldir. Wait. No way! Haldir?" Finished Tavari. "Yeah." Replied Leah. "So today we have Divination, Care of Magical Creatures, Potions, Defense." "Good day!" Remarked Tavari. "Like 1,000 times better than Bishops." She put on a high fake voice, associated with popular girls "Ooh- lets see, math, chemistry, history, Spanish, English.ooh!" By this time the Great hall was packed with students. "Leah- take these schedules to the others. You're closer to Hufflepuff. I'll take this to Pocky." "If they're not reading magazines." Leah snorted. "Honestly- they should totally be preparing for SAT's!" "You're not!" Tavari retorted. "Besides- were not muggles anymore! To hell with SAT's! She crowed drawing stares from the Ravenclaw table." "Um- yeah right!" Leah said looking deeply offended. "I'm taking them no matter what! Who wouldn't want to?" "I can't imagine." Tavari replied sarcastically. "Suggest you buy a NEWT preparation book though. Hermione has one I'm sure." "Hermione-" Leah said grinning. "Now that's what I call a good student. Smart, somewhat courageous, overloaded schedules, two guy friends who she keeps in line, muggle parents." "Oh go marry her!' Tavari snapped. "Um- I'm not the gay one here. I don't like Ms. Elijah Wood." "Ooh, hardy har har." Tavari retorted. "You astound me with your wit. Never heard that one before." "Yes Tav Tav- I know you're jealous." "There are hardly words." "Oh Tav Tav."
By this time the hall was packed with its usual amount of students, shuffling in tiredly, grabbing a bite or two, and then scurrying off to meet their friends. "Lets go find the others before first period." Tavari said dismissing Leah's last comment. "Before Divination. God. Why? Wait- Trewlaney's sacked! We have a centaur!" "Yeah." "Lets go now!!" "kk." The two girls both stood up, and quickly walked out of the hall. "Uh- where do we find everybody?" Leah asked. "We need a marauders map." Tavari muttered. "Tavari- no ideas right now." "Jealousy is a deadly sin Leah." Tavari smirked. "Old testament!" She explained with a shrug. "Oh." The girls wandered around aimlessly, not sure where to start." "We need a marauders map." Tavari repeated. Leah didn't bother even to answer. Soon they came to a hall marked "Bentham." "Whoa. What the heck?" Said Leah. "Nooo, not a Bishops reference!" Moaned Tavari. A sudden burst of noises in the hall shut them up. "Eh?" Tavari inquired. "Tavari-" Began Leah. "When in Rome do as the Romans do." "Eh.?" "We are at Hogwarts now- not Bishops-" "Thank God." "Which means- you don't say 'eh'. That's such a sign of American cluelessness. So- you say 'bloody hell?' when you don't understand something, 'blimey' when your surprised, 'bloody brilliant', when your amazed, and so on." "Thank you miss slang- master!" Tavari said with a frown. "How becoming," retorted Leah. Ending the little pointless argument as quickly as it began, the rest of the girls pranced around the corner in Bentham hall. "Top of the mornin to ye!" Said Leah loudly. "WTF?" Inquired Pocky. "Whatever" said Gazelle. "Honestly," said Leah coldly. "I should teach a British slang class!" "Maybe Remy will." Said Ace dreamily. "Maybe Sirius will." Said Tavari grinning dumbly. "Wait- bloody hell- he's dead!" With that she burst into tears and walked away. Of course, Ace was the only sympathizer as she tried to comfort Tavari by saying at least Remus was alive. But before she could say that Remus was probably hotter even though he was her's, a nearby clock signaled first class. "Where do we go?" Moaned Porky as she applied some crimson lipstick "Oh yeah" said Leah as she pulled out the stack of parchments and snatched the extra one from Tavari's hand. "McGonagall gave these to us. Said were just gonna observe classes today to get used to it. Then we're gonna go to Diagon Alley or some place and get our stuff." "Whatever" said Gazelle. "You guys- we have to go to class." Said Ace "Looks like we have Pockination!" Right now said Pocky at an attempt to joke. "Bloody right." Said Leah. "Lets go to dance revanation!" "Oh shut up." Tavari sniffed. With the help of a couple portraits they made their way to the divination classroom. "Tavari- cheer up- its elvish!" Said Ace. "Oh" was the short reply. The classroom was indeed amazing. Like it said in the book, it felt as though one had just stepped into a forest. And Phirenz, was more amazing than the room. He was bigger than a normal horse, and he had a heavily muscled chest, kinda like the guys on the body builder magazines that use steroids. "He's hot!" whispered Pocky. "He's ok," said Porky. A soft snort from behind the girls startled them. "There will be no talking." Said Phirenz. You may not disturb the delicate orbits of the planets." With that he tossed back his head and gazed at the ceiling. "The stars!" He whispered. Those big beautiful babes!" "WTF?" asked Pocky. "Bloody hell." Leah corrected. "Whatever" said Gazelle. Phirenze glared at them. "You six may sit on those mushrooms over there. They're quite sturdy." "Why so you can stare at us the whole time?" Snapped Porky. "I find the stars much more appealing Brooks." "Are you saying I'm not hot?" "As your professor you have no right to ask, and I have no right to answer. Now shut up." With that the centaur cantered over to the rest of the class. "What a pedophile!" Porky hissed. "Now. Today- we are going to work on dreams- and how they predict the future to those of us who care, and take time to interpret them correctly. TO begin with- I would like one of you to share your latest dream with the class and I will interpret it for you. Then I will explain how I did so- and how you may follow. Volunteers?"
Not a singly student moved. Nervously they looked at their comrades, hoping somebody would volunteer. "Bloody God!" said Leah standing up from her mushroom. "I just had the best dream!"
"Very well. Please tell me, omitting no details." "Alright. I was on top of a palm tree and Pocky was dancing around. Then Elijah Wood climbed up the tree and fell off, and he shrunk somehow. Then he started to sing something, and Porky came out in a leather bikini and hula skirt-" "WHAT?" screeched Porky. "Leah you are a teenage child molestor!" "Porky- I can't help what I dream-" "But dreams go over what you think of the day! I seriously hope you don't think of me that way... You probably write slash you-" "Porkyyyyyyyyy!" "One.two.three.four." "You know what Porky- its just a dream- so move on." "five.six.seven.eight.nine." At ten Porky has stood up. "I'm not going to sit next to people who think of me that way. So I'm leaving and getting better friends." And she flounced out of the room, leaving Phirenze quite dumb founded. "I will interpret your dream later." He said gravely. Now I need my privacy while I uh- consult the stars." Gleefully- the students and the five girls streamed out of the room. "So- " said Leah brightly. "Care of magical creatures, potions, and Defense against the dark arts." Ace giggled insanely and twirled her hair. "WTF?" asked Pocky staring at her. "He's a teacher." "Oh- my smart little Remy- poo." Ace crooned. "What a doorknob." Tavari muttered. "Lets go out to Hagrids. I assume that's where we meet?" "OK," said Ace- still blushing. The five girls headed out to Hagrid's hut, making their way across the grassy lawn in front of Hogwarts. "You guys- wait up!" Said Porky- smiling as if nothing had been wrong. "Whatever" Said Gazelle. Leah decided to be quiet.
There were very few students milling around Hagrid's hut. A couple random people you don't need to know about- and then. "WTF?" Screeched Pocky- her mouth dropping open. Tavari, Ace, Leah, Gazelle, and Porky hastily looked in the direction of Pocky's gaze. Everyone's mouth except for Porky's hung open. "That looks like Orange!" Hissed Pocky. Indeed it did. The boy in question had dirty blonde hair, a mocking face, and a ton of acne. Behind this boy were two human gorillas, for that was the only way to explain them. Glancing in the direction of the six girls, the blonde boy who looked like Orange came over to them. "Newcomers- I see." He drawled. "And Mudbloods. Father always said that this place was going to the dogs. I am Draco Malfoy. Draco Evan Malfoy. You will learn to hold this name of mine in high respect." He hastily nudged his elbow into one of the guerillas sides. "Uh- yeah!" IT muttered. "Very good Crabbe." Draco E. Malfoy said. "Now- " he said turning to look at Pocky. "Have we met? You looking scathingly familiar." "Whom are you picking on now you bloody asshole!" Demanded a voice from behind them. The six girls turned and stared. A scrawny yet tall boy with insanely messy hair, glasses, and a scar walked towards them. "Cheerio scarface!" Draco E. Malfoy shouted in return. "Harry potter?" Exclaimed Tavari. "Yeah!" Harry yelled angrily. "Now leave me alone!" "Harry-"said a second figure (Ron it turned out). "Don't start- do you need a cheering charm?" "NO YOU BLOCKHEAD!" Harry roared. Ron cowered in fright. "RON!" Pocky shrieked. "DON't let the wittle boy scare you." She crooned. Ron turned red. "I AM NOT A LITTLE BOY!" Harry yelled. "Harry- please." Said Hermione from behind Ron and Pocky "Don't be a blockhead."
Harry growled in return. By this time Ron and Pocky were having A Moment- and they were staring in each others eyes. "RON YOU SISSY!" Harry berated. "AW," Said Draco. "Is somebody having PMS?" "YOU TWISTED PIECE OF SLIME!" Harry screeched reaching for his wand. "Harry- don't waste yer time- he's not worth gettin in trouble fer."
Harry's jaw twitched. "Now class today wer' going ter go into the forest. Stay close ter me and have yer wands ready. You six will pair up with other students with wands. Lets see. Pocky go with Ron here, Ace and Leah with Hermione, Gazelle with Harry, Porky with Draco, and Tavari with Parkinson. Follow me now." The six girls trailed off with their partners behind Hagrid. Only Ace, Leah, and Pocky, (who developed a suspicious limp that made her lean on Rons shoulder) looked happy. Porky merely looked suspicious, Tavari repulsed, and Gazelle, very timid behind Harry's fuming back. "You in Gryffindor!" hissed Pansy as she surveyed Bonnie. "I knew it. After you insisted on being friends with Ace, Gazelle, and Meatloaf for a time. You would never measure up against Slytherin standards!"
"Eh?" Tavari asked raising her eyebrows. Straining to see under the greasy brownish frizzy hair, Tavari finally got a glimpse of Pansy's face. "HOLY CRAP!" She whispered loudly. "SARALAPHA?" "OH shut up. Now when we get back to Bishops you are going to draw me 12 more pictures and then you will murder Ace, and Gazelle in their sleep." "UM?" "I suppose intelligence never was one of your greatest aspects." Pansy (Sarahlapha) Parkinson said with a malicious grin. Ace and Leah had quite a different time.