Song: I'm A Blonde // I'm A Rurouni

By: Julie Brown // Black Twilight

((I don't own the original song, but I hope you enjoy this parody!))

Because I'm a rurouni, I don't have to think

I talk like "ORO?!", and my gi is purplish pink

Never have to worry 'bout the country of Japan

Everyone says I have a short attention span!

'Cause I'm a Ru-Ru-rouni

It's all an act, it's baloney!

I see Kaoru-dono working and it only makes me giggle

When she hits me with a bokken, my eyes turn to squiggles!

'Cause I'm a Ru-Ru-rouni

I'm no longer a hitokiri

I always get nosebleeds (Hentai!), and I always helped to cook.

Have you ever seen me in the manga comic books?

I know lots of people are smarter than me,

Who cares, I'm as handsome as a case of hepatitis B....oh!

'Cause I'm a Ru-Ru-rouni

I see guys invoking mayhem, and I feel so sorry for 'em

They're really not bad at heart, so "No" I shouldn't gore 'em!

'Cause I'm a Ru-Ru-rouni

It's all an act, it's baloney!

They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.

Well, I got a TV show, Rurouni Kenshin, and this was my audition:

Oro? ... sessha ... what was it? ... Errr ...

*sweatdrop* ... Rooty Tooty Sen? Rrrrrghh!

Kaoru-dono!

'Cause I'm a Ru-Ru-rouni

I'm no longer a hitokiri

My soul is free, my mind without remorse

Tomoe is dead, no need for a divorce

'Cause I'm a Ru-Ru-rouni

It's all an act, it's baloney!

"Sessha wants to say being on Cartoon Network

Is, like, a compliment that sessha will cherish forever and ever.

Right now the author is having a fit because they moved my time slot

to Saturday. But it doesn't matter, the Jinchuu Arc is starting!"

'Cause I'm a Ru-Ru-rouni

I'm no longer a hitokiri

Fangirls hunt me down, yeah, it's true

But tell Kaoru-dono "Aishiteru!"

I'm a Ru, Ru- ... I don't know!

'Cause I'm a Ru-Ru-rouni

It's all an act, it's baloney!