Disclaimer : I love you Argentium!!!

Argentium : Do your job . . . . now. . . .

Disclaimer : Anything for you my sweet! This girl does not own anything, don't you worry!

Argentium : Oy. . . . .

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Welcome! Welcome! I am Argentium Silverwing, and I introduce to you a small boy . . . . .

*cough from backstage*

I mean, A terrifying Mazoku Lord, who will be your host for tonight! Hellmaster Phibrizzo takes centre stage!!!

Phibrizzo : *Struts on looking ever so pleased with himself although he's about half as high as the woman who introduced him* Hello everybody!!! I'm Hellmaster Phibrizzo! I will be hosting this show!

Argentium : Along with me, and Lunara Moonbeam!

Lunara : *Walking out from the wings* Hey there!

Phibrizzo : *Looking Irate* What? That wasn't in the contract!!!

Lunara : Does the almighty terrifying half-pint have a problem with that?

Phibrizzo : YES ACTUALLY!

Argentium : Now, Phibrizzo, believe me sweetie, you can do all the talking yourself, Lunara is just supervising you!

Phibrizzo : I may LOOK ten but I most certainly am NOT!

Lunara : Then why don't you have a girlfriend?

Phibrizzo : *Flushes bright red* Will, THIS answer your question? *Snaps his fingers*

Lunara : *Looks at him, rather amused* Umm. . . .Fizzy, if you want a pile of ashes *Flicks out her finger and his shirt goes up in flames* Light a fire.

Phibrizzo : AAH! AAH!!! Put it out! Put it out!!!

Argentium : *Panicking* No!! Umm!! Oh god! What can I do? I know!! Freeze arrow!!

*The fire stops and Phibrizzo is encased in a large block of ice, looking most displeased. . . . . . *

Lunara : HAHAH!! Look at the little squit! That is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

Argentium : Well, while we sort this out, our first guest will be arriving! I hope whoever it is will get here safely!

Lunara : Shall I fire ball him back to melting point?

Argentium : No, Luna, no, I think he'll cope by himself. . . .

Lunara : *Looks dissapointed* Oh well, can't blame a girl for trying!

Phibrizzo : *gets his head free* You two are going to be in so much -

Argentium : Thank you for joining our introduction! Any suggestions on who to interview shall be welcome!

Lunara : Review or fear my shovel!!! *Waves it around menacingly as Phibrizzo glowers*