Disclaimer : She's so gorgeous! She wouldn't need to own Slayers!
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Crowd : *Chanting as Philbrizzo smashes the last of the ice off his foot* Philly! Philly! Philly!
Philbrizzo : Shut up! I'm not that dratted Springer man!
*Lunara and Argentium walk on from opposite wings*
*Crowd shrugs in unison*
Crowd : Lunara! Argentium! Lunara! Argentium! Lunara! Argentium!
*Philbrizzo looks thunderstruck*
*But. . . .all noise dies away as the two women march toward and face each other, looking highly enraged*
Argentium : You're a Mazoku Lord!?
Lunara : You're a goodie two-shoes Dragon Lord!?
Philbrizzo : *Find himself Standing between them* WHAT!?
Both women : AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE-YYYYAAAAAA!!!!! *Start tumbling over each other in a cat fight with Philbrizzo caught on by his shirt entwining around Lunara's leg*
Crowd : *Look at each other and start cheering*
Philbrizzo : WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!! *Is rolled over and over being severely tumble dried after his icy ordeal*
Both women : *Hissing and spitting and scratching at each other*
Philbrizzo : Stop! STOP!! *Being severely dried, his hair goes static and frizzy* My hair has gone POOF!!!
Argentium : *Falls to the floor, laughing insanely*
Lunara : *We find her doing the same* WHAT THE HELL!? WAAAHAHAHA FRIZZY!! FRIZZIBO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Philbrizzo : I don't find that very amusing *Gets up* QUIETEN DOWN THE LOT OF YOU! *Watches proudly as the crowd hushes in deep fear* I want to get this show started! NOW! *Combs down his hair, ignoring the unsilenced laughter of Lunara and Argentium* Ok, so who is my guest?
Gourry : *Appearing from off stage* That would be LINA!
Philbrizzo : What? WHAT!? NO!!! *hides behind Argentium* She's not still possessed by the Lord of nightmares is she? O.o;;;
Lunara : *Chewing on strawberry pocky* Hey! Hey, pipe down Philly. We're not getting you crushed when the show has just started now are we? We're not that heartless!
Philbrizzo : I wouldn't put it past you. . . . .
Lina : *From backstage* I am not coming out there with that little brat!!! What if he tries to make me Giga slave again!?
Argentium : *Trying to turn around, but has Philbrizzo attached to her dress* Get off you little squit! Go and sit in your chair! Oh dear! Lunara! Lina won't come out and the audience looks restless!
Man in Audience : 4-1 bets that Philbrizzo is trying to look up Argentium's dress!!!
Woman nearby : I'll take those odds!
Lunara : *Finishing her pocky* Don't you worry! If I know Lina, I'll get her on stage before you can say "Shadow snap!" *Runs off stage*
Philbrizzo : *Glares around* No one is to even dare utter those words!
Argentium : I'm starting to worry about the amount of food consumption that is eminent. . . . . .
*Lunara wheels out a large buffet and has put on a chef's hat and an apron, boasting the words "Kiss the cook, Gaav baby!" *
Lunara : Watch and learn *Clears her throat* ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET! ABSOLUTELY FREE!
*There is a strong wind and a blur of colour as a figure streaks out from behind stage and starts chucking down anything edible*
Argentium : Hey, Gourry! How come you aren't eating anything?
Gourry : Well I would, but I don't think I want to get between Lina and her food, or she could get nasty.
Lunara : *Hands him the strawberry pocky packet* here ya go!
Gourry : WOW! Thank you Lady!! *Munches happily*
Lina : *Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp*
Philbrizzo : *Approaching with caution* So umm. . . .Lina, to start our chat, would you please like to take a seat?
Lina : Can't talk *Munch* Eating.
Philbrizzo : Ok! No problem! If you want me, I'll be here for as short amount of time as I can manage! *Turns around and bumps into Argentium* ^_^;;; hiya!!!
Argentium : Get on with your job, or the Lord of nightmares is going to get here pretty damn soon.
Philbrizzo : *Turns back to Lina equally as fast* YES MA'AM! Lina, please this isn't very easy for me.
Lina : *Slurp*
Philbrizzo : So Umm, what is your relationship with Gourry?
Lina : *Crunch*
Philbrizzo : Right. How about Zelgadiss, you gotta love the Chimera?
Lina : *Chew*
Philbrizzo : Tense huh? Yeah I guess he can be tetchy. . . . *looks around for help* Lina, please! How does it feel to be a heroine.
Lina : *Gobble*
Philbrizzo : *now starting to get fired up* Alright!!! That's it! How come your chest is just absolutely and unbelievably small and won't grow how matter much you eat?
Lina : *The eating ceases, Philly has obviously hit a sensitive nerve* Excuuuuuuse me?
Philbrizzo : *Sweatdrops* I said. . . . hehe? Umm. . . Why is your TREASURE chest not filling up no matter how much you MEET the expectations of people?? ^_^()
*As this scene is censored for violent tendencies we go back to Argentium and Lunara, waiting at the other side of the stage*
Argentium : This doesn't look too promising *Looks over to see Lina advancing on Philly*
Lunara : No, no leave them be! He's getting along fine!
Argentium : You just want to see senseless violence don't you?
Lunara : Guilty as charged ^__________^
Argentium : Bloody Mazoku lords!
Philbrizzo : *Goes running past screaming with his shorts on fire* YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Lina : COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SCUM BAG!!! *Pursues him*
Lunara : Lina, Lina *Catches her with one arm* Have I ever told you about the spell Lunara blaze?
Argentium : I better catch up with him and get another freeze arrow ready. . . *runs off, sprouting a tail as she goes*
Gourry : I swear I've eaten about twelve pockies, but there are always four in this packet, weird huh!?. . . . . . . wait a minute, where is everybody exactly?
Philbrizzo : *Comes running back, his butt now smoking and being pursued by a freeze arrow* AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!! *gets hit and freezes*
Argentium : *comes panting after him* Oh Dragon Gods. . . .he's gunna get so annoyed!!!
Gourry : Argentium, could you tell me something?
Argentium : What now Gourry?
Gourry : Why do these Pockies keep coming back?
*Crickets chirp*
Argentium : V.v;;;; I'll get back to you on that one Gourry. . . .
Philbrizzo : *gets his head free* Argentium. . . . . . I'm going to make sure that when you die, I'll resurrect you so I can torture you constantly.
Argentium : Anything you say Phil, anything you say *Waves her tail around*
*Lunara comes charging out of the wings, wearing a saucepan for a helmet and waving her shovel around*
Lunara : AH HA!! Come on Lina! You can practise it by melting Philbrizzo's ice prison!
Philbrizzo : o.o;; Practise WHAT exactly?
Lunara : LUNARA BLAZE!!!
Philbrizzo : X_X;;;;; Our Lord of nightmares, who art in some realm somewhere, hallowed be thy name. . . .
Lina : Yes lunara! Flames of Hell join with my body. Fires of darkness join within my soul. Lend me your power to destroy our enemies... LUNARA BLA-. . .
Gourry : *walking straight infront of her* I still don't get this pocky problem!
Lunara : NO GOURRY! DON'T INTERRU-. . .
Lina : AAAIIIIEEE!!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!! *Runs away screaming*
Argentium : I've had it up to HERE with Freeze arrows!!! *Runs after Lina*
Philbrizzo : There IS a Lord of Nightmares!
Gourry : What were you saying Lunara?
Lunara : *Growls*Just forget it you dolt.
Philbrizzo : *freeing his microphone hand* So tell me Gourry, do you have a crush on Lina?
Gourry : I'd never crush Lina!!!!
Philbrizzo : If you go the whole nine yards you will! ^_^ HAHAHAHA!!!
Argentium : *Is suddenly at his side, rhythmically slapping a mallet into her hand*
Philbrizzo : Hello your excellency ^_^;;;;;
Argentium : This. . . . *Motions around the studio with her weapon* Is a PG-13 and we intend to keep it that way. Got it?
Gourry : What's a PG-13?
Lunara : Something you shouldn't even bother to go and see Gourry, it might offend you.
Gourry : Where's Lina?
Lina : *Comes in with Ice around her feet like shoes* This is not dignified! *Slips and finds herself doing the splits*
Philbrizzo : *Starts laughing at her* Hahahahahahahaha!!! You're trapped in Ice! You're trapped in ice! *looks down* Oh . . . .
Argentium : *rubs her forehead* It has been a long, long day. . . . Oy.
Lunara : Well Everybody! Give Lina and Gourry a big hand for joining in with our show today! We're not sure who we'll be with next week but you will find out soon enough!!
Argentium : So It's goodbye from me!
Lunara : From me!
Philbrizzo : And I'll never ever see you again from me!!!
*Get glared at*
Eh-heh ^^;;; Juuuuuuust kidding!!!! ... . . v.v;; DAMMIT!
*The audience cheers as the camera backs out, giving us a wide shot of the stage as Lunara and Lina look at each other menacingly, before averting their gaze to the reminants of the buffet. Lina slips due to the ice and Lunara beats her. The others flee in panic as a Dragon slave battle commences*
~Unfortunately, Master Philbrizzo could not escape due to his legs being encased in a block of ice. He is suffering third degree burns and severe frostbite but is recovering well under the care of Miss Argentium Silverwing~
Philbrizzo : *Suddenly comes tearing out of nowhere across the announcement, running the best he can with plaster casts on his legs* HELP! EVIL PSYCHO BITCH ON THE LOOSE!!!
Argentium : *Brandishing her mallet* THAT IS THE LAST TIME YOU TRY TO LOOK UP MY NURSIE OUTFIT YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!
Woman from earlier : I WIN!!
Man who set the bet : DRAT!
Lunara : *popping her head out of the backdrop* As ever, review or fear my shovel!! ^_^
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Crowd : *Chanting as Philbrizzo smashes the last of the ice off his foot* Philly! Philly! Philly!
Philbrizzo : Shut up! I'm not that dratted Springer man!
*Lunara and Argentium walk on from opposite wings*
*Crowd shrugs in unison*
Crowd : Lunara! Argentium! Lunara! Argentium! Lunara! Argentium!
*Philbrizzo looks thunderstruck*
*But. . . .all noise dies away as the two women march toward and face each other, looking highly enraged*
Argentium : You're a Mazoku Lord!?
Lunara : You're a goodie two-shoes Dragon Lord!?
Philbrizzo : *Find himself Standing between them* WHAT!?
Both women : AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE-YYYYAAAAAA!!!!! *Start tumbling over each other in a cat fight with Philbrizzo caught on by his shirt entwining around Lunara's leg*
Crowd : *Look at each other and start cheering*
Philbrizzo : WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!! *Is rolled over and over being severely tumble dried after his icy ordeal*
Both women : *Hissing and spitting and scratching at each other*
Philbrizzo : Stop! STOP!! *Being severely dried, his hair goes static and frizzy* My hair has gone POOF!!!
Argentium : *Falls to the floor, laughing insanely*
Lunara : *We find her doing the same* WHAT THE HELL!? WAAAHAHAHA FRIZZY!! FRIZZIBO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Philbrizzo : I don't find that very amusing *Gets up* QUIETEN DOWN THE LOT OF YOU! *Watches proudly as the crowd hushes in deep fear* I want to get this show started! NOW! *Combs down his hair, ignoring the unsilenced laughter of Lunara and Argentium* Ok, so who is my guest?
Gourry : *Appearing from off stage* That would be LINA!
Philbrizzo : What? WHAT!? NO!!! *hides behind Argentium* She's not still possessed by the Lord of nightmares is she? O.o;;;
Lunara : *Chewing on strawberry pocky* Hey! Hey, pipe down Philly. We're not getting you crushed when the show has just started now are we? We're not that heartless!
Philbrizzo : I wouldn't put it past you. . . . .
Lina : *From backstage* I am not coming out there with that little brat!!! What if he tries to make me Giga slave again!?
Argentium : *Trying to turn around, but has Philbrizzo attached to her dress* Get off you little squit! Go and sit in your chair! Oh dear! Lunara! Lina won't come out and the audience looks restless!
Man in Audience : 4-1 bets that Philbrizzo is trying to look up Argentium's dress!!!
Woman nearby : I'll take those odds!
Lunara : *Finishing her pocky* Don't you worry! If I know Lina, I'll get her on stage before you can say "Shadow snap!" *Runs off stage*
Philbrizzo : *Glares around* No one is to even dare utter those words!
Argentium : I'm starting to worry about the amount of food consumption that is eminent. . . . . .
*Lunara wheels out a large buffet and has put on a chef's hat and an apron, boasting the words "Kiss the cook, Gaav baby!" *
Lunara : Watch and learn *Clears her throat* ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET! ABSOLUTELY FREE!
*There is a strong wind and a blur of colour as a figure streaks out from behind stage and starts chucking down anything edible*
Argentium : Hey, Gourry! How come you aren't eating anything?
Gourry : Well I would, but I don't think I want to get between Lina and her food, or she could get nasty.
Lunara : *Hands him the strawberry pocky packet* here ya go!
Gourry : WOW! Thank you Lady!! *Munches happily*
Lina : *Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp*
Philbrizzo : *Approaching with caution* So umm. . . .Lina, to start our chat, would you please like to take a seat?
Lina : Can't talk *Munch* Eating.
Philbrizzo : Ok! No problem! If you want me, I'll be here for as short amount of time as I can manage! *Turns around and bumps into Argentium* ^_^;;; hiya!!!
Argentium : Get on with your job, or the Lord of nightmares is going to get here pretty damn soon.
Philbrizzo : *Turns back to Lina equally as fast* YES MA'AM! Lina, please this isn't very easy for me.
Lina : *Slurp*
Philbrizzo : So Umm, what is your relationship with Gourry?
Lina : *Crunch*
Philbrizzo : Right. How about Zelgadiss, you gotta love the Chimera?
Lina : *Chew*
Philbrizzo : Tense huh? Yeah I guess he can be tetchy. . . . *looks around for help* Lina, please! How does it feel to be a heroine.
Lina : *Gobble*
Philbrizzo : *now starting to get fired up* Alright!!! That's it! How come your chest is just absolutely and unbelievably small and won't grow how matter much you eat?
Lina : *The eating ceases, Philly has obviously hit a sensitive nerve* Excuuuuuuse me?
Philbrizzo : *Sweatdrops* I said. . . . hehe? Umm. . . Why is your TREASURE chest not filling up no matter how much you MEET the expectations of people?? ^_^()
*As this scene is censored for violent tendencies we go back to Argentium and Lunara, waiting at the other side of the stage*
Argentium : This doesn't look too promising *Looks over to see Lina advancing on Philly*
Lunara : No, no leave them be! He's getting along fine!
Argentium : You just want to see senseless violence don't you?
Lunara : Guilty as charged ^__________^
Argentium : Bloody Mazoku lords!
Philbrizzo : *Goes running past screaming with his shorts on fire* YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Lina : COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SCUM BAG!!! *Pursues him*
Lunara : Lina, Lina *Catches her with one arm* Have I ever told you about the spell Lunara blaze?
Argentium : I better catch up with him and get another freeze arrow ready. . . *runs off, sprouting a tail as she goes*
Gourry : I swear I've eaten about twelve pockies, but there are always four in this packet, weird huh!?. . . . . . . wait a minute, where is everybody exactly?
Philbrizzo : *Comes running back, his butt now smoking and being pursued by a freeze arrow* AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!! *gets hit and freezes*
Argentium : *comes panting after him* Oh Dragon Gods. . . .he's gunna get so annoyed!!!
Gourry : Argentium, could you tell me something?
Argentium : What now Gourry?
Gourry : Why do these Pockies keep coming back?
*Crickets chirp*
Argentium : V.v;;;; I'll get back to you on that one Gourry. . . .
Philbrizzo : *gets his head free* Argentium. . . . . . I'm going to make sure that when you die, I'll resurrect you so I can torture you constantly.
Argentium : Anything you say Phil, anything you say *Waves her tail around*
*Lunara comes charging out of the wings, wearing a saucepan for a helmet and waving her shovel around*
Lunara : AH HA!! Come on Lina! You can practise it by melting Philbrizzo's ice prison!
Philbrizzo : o.o;; Practise WHAT exactly?
Lunara : LUNARA BLAZE!!!
Philbrizzo : X_X;;;;; Our Lord of nightmares, who art in some realm somewhere, hallowed be thy name. . . .
Lina : Yes lunara! Flames of Hell join with my body. Fires of darkness join within my soul. Lend me your power to destroy our enemies... LUNARA BLA-. . .
Gourry : *walking straight infront of her* I still don't get this pocky problem!
Lunara : NO GOURRY! DON'T INTERRU-. . .
Lina : AAAIIIIEEE!!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!! *Runs away screaming*
Argentium : I've had it up to HERE with Freeze arrows!!! *Runs after Lina*
Philbrizzo : There IS a Lord of Nightmares!
Gourry : What were you saying Lunara?
Lunara : *Growls*Just forget it you dolt.
Philbrizzo : *freeing his microphone hand* So tell me Gourry, do you have a crush on Lina?
Gourry : I'd never crush Lina!!!!
Philbrizzo : If you go the whole nine yards you will! ^_^ HAHAHAHA!!!
Argentium : *Is suddenly at his side, rhythmically slapping a mallet into her hand*
Philbrizzo : Hello your excellency ^_^;;;;;
Argentium : This. . . . *Motions around the studio with her weapon* Is a PG-13 and we intend to keep it that way. Got it?
Gourry : What's a PG-13?
Lunara : Something you shouldn't even bother to go and see Gourry, it might offend you.
Gourry : Where's Lina?
Lina : *Comes in with Ice around her feet like shoes* This is not dignified! *Slips and finds herself doing the splits*
Philbrizzo : *Starts laughing at her* Hahahahahahahaha!!! You're trapped in Ice! You're trapped in ice! *looks down* Oh . . . .
Argentium : *rubs her forehead* It has been a long, long day. . . . Oy.
Lunara : Well Everybody! Give Lina and Gourry a big hand for joining in with our show today! We're not sure who we'll be with next week but you will find out soon enough!!
Argentium : So It's goodbye from me!
Lunara : From me!
Philbrizzo : And I'll never ever see you again from me!!!
*Get glared at*
Eh-heh ^^;;; Juuuuuuust kidding!!!! ... . . v.v;; DAMMIT!
*The audience cheers as the camera backs out, giving us a wide shot of the stage as Lunara and Lina look at each other menacingly, before averting their gaze to the reminants of the buffet. Lina slips due to the ice and Lunara beats her. The others flee in panic as a Dragon slave battle commences*
~Unfortunately, Master Philbrizzo could not escape due to his legs being encased in a block of ice. He is suffering third degree burns and severe frostbite but is recovering well under the care of Miss Argentium Silverwing~
Philbrizzo : *Suddenly comes tearing out of nowhere across the announcement, running the best he can with plaster casts on his legs* HELP! EVIL PSYCHO BITCH ON THE LOOSE!!!
Argentium : *Brandishing her mallet* THAT IS THE LAST TIME YOU TRY TO LOOK UP MY NURSIE OUTFIT YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!
Woman from earlier : I WIN!!
Man who set the bet : DRAT!
Lunara : *popping her head out of the backdrop* As ever, review or fear my shovel!! ^_^