BwAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm feeling evil, what say you? Well here
comes a crazy chapter from none other than me and Lunara!!!
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Episode 2 - Crazy presenter hook up fest
Phibrizzo : I return everybody! And today is a special day as we have managed to get two very well renowned *Coughs and looks pleased with himself* Although less powerful then myself of course, Mazoku Lords!
Argentium : Oh goodness, not more.
Lunara : *Praying silently to herself, although no one knows quite why*
Phibrizzo : We were going to interview a well known Mr. Zelgadiss and Xellos but unfortunately due to circumstances encountered by an angry golden dragon they are on a quest to save each other.
Argentium : *To herself* cousin Filia, you make me proud.
Phibrizzo : So without further ado, I welcome our two Mazoku Lords. Dynast and. . . . Gaav!
Lunara : *Almost wetting herself with anticipation* YES YES YES YES!!!! I KNEW IT!
Argentium : I swear this obsession is unhealthy.
*The two Mazoku Lords walk on form either side of the stage, Argentium watches Gaav*
But I kind of see her point, he's alright *sniff* for one of those Mazoku thingies. *Looks haughtily up at the ceiling*
Phibrizzo : Welcome, welcome my brothers! *Turns viciously to the audience* STOP CHEERING! STOP BEING SO HAPPY!!! Thank you! Take a seat you two, and don't mind those two women, they're absolutely insane. . . . uh. . . . .Luna? O.o;;;
Lunara : *Has attached herself to Gaav's leg* Yes?
Gaav : Oh. . . . hello!
Lunara : ^______________________^ Oh my L-sama, he spoke to me!
Dynast : And who's that woman over there?
Phibrizzo : Oh, she's a reject golden dragon because she came out kinda silvery instead of gold. Explains the name, Argentium Silverwing. She's really jealous of her twin sister, Aureum Goldentail.
Argentium : *Is suddenly hovering over Phibrizzo with her mace at the ready* And where did all this information come from?
Phibrizzo : Uh. . . .uh. . .
Dynast : A silver, golden dragon? Well, that IS interesting.
Argentium : Well I don't think it's. . *Turns to look at Dynast for the first time*. . . VERY interesting.
Lunara : *Looks up at Argentium* Oh it doen't matter really, we're still great friends even though we're complete opposites, I think if we work hard enough, we can make her really really evil which of course would be cool. Hang on a moment . . . . Argentium? *Waves a hand infront of her sparkling blue eyes*
Argentium : ~*_*~ It gives a whole new meaning to the word divine. . . .
Gaav : What on earth is wrong with her?
Dynast : I'm not sure, but the way she's looking at me is really starting to freak me out.
Phibrizzo : Careful, she looks rather amorous.
Lunara : Her? Like? Dynast? Argentium? Never! She's all stuck up about the dragon thing!
Argentium : *shaking herself out of it* I have free will!
Lunara : *Scoffs* argentium, You are a smoochy goodie-do-gooder dragon lord, you can't possibly hook up with a Mazoku!
Argentium : *Looks enfuriated* EAT MY MALLET YOU GRAVEDIGGER!!!!
Lunara : DON'T INSULT MY SHOVEL-WIELDING SKILLS!
*Catfight ensues*
Phibrizzo : Don't worry guys, they manage to have at least one each show, it should end soon, in the meantime I want to ask you some questions.
Dynast : Fire away
Phibrizzo : Alright, why do you live in like the north pole?
Dynast : Why not? Most of those foolish mortal human things can't stand the intense cold, so they stay away and I don't have to face them much.
Gaav : You know I think that those humans get a real raw deal, some of them have absolutely no magic whatsoever, they are a really boring race and do nothing interesting.
Phibrizzo : *Turns to Gaav* So! Do you feel a slight sympathy for these creatures?
Gaav : Well. . *Gets hit on the side of the head by a blue shoe* OUCH!
Argentium : *from the middle of a cartoon fight cloud* WHAT? YOU LEVERED OFF MY SHOE WITH THAT DAMN SPADE!
Lunara : It's A SHOVEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!! AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE-YAAAAAA!!
*CLLLLLAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaAAaaAaAANG!*
Argentium : *Falls out of the cloud sideways with a seriously crooked smile and swirled eyes* @.@ strawberry noodles.*collapses*
Phibrizzo : Guys, I think we seriously should stop them fighting
Argentium : *On the rebound, leaps up ferociously and faces Lunara who has an argentium shaped dent in her shovel* You haven't won yet!
Dynast : What can we do?
Phibrizzo : I don't know! Strip or something!!!
*The two women freeze, Argentium is having her black hair yanked by Lunara who is avoiding a punch to her cheek*
Lunara : Did. . . . .did.. . . .you just? . .THERE IS AN L-SAMA!
Dynast : -o_o-;; please tell me you were joking, I'll be raped *Warily eyes Argentium*
Gaav : *Leaps up and starts dancing* Wooooh yeah baby! There is nothing I like better than making girls happy! *Rips off his coat and flings it* CUE MUSIC!
*Macho man starts blaring through the speakers, the audience starts laughing and cheering, while dancing in their seats*
Dynast : Oh my dear sama. . . .
Gaav : Come ON Dynast! I'm obviously far more macho than you!
Dynast : *Eyes snap open* Was that a challenge?
Gaav : You better believe it!
Argentium : *Releasing Lunara* You SHOW HIM DYNAST!
Lunara : *letting go of Argen's hair* BEAT HIM TO IT GAAV BABY!
Dynast : ALRRRRIGHT! THAT DOES IT GAAV!
Phibrizzo : *Approaches Gaav's coat cautiously* Hmmm. . . .
Gaav : Ok, along to the song, you have to strip down and show how macho you are!
Argentium : COME ON! Please let me see your boxer shorts!
Lunara : Oh ho ho ho! Argen! Mazoku males don't WEAR underwear!
Argentium : *Faints*
Dynast : Me first?
Gaav : Yes! You first Dynast
Dynast : Oh no Gaav, after you!
Gaav : Oh no, I insist Dynast
Dynast : Seriously Gaav, it's your call
Gaav : Shortest first!
Dynast : Largest first!
Gaav : Ladies first, Dynast!
Dynast : ..¬.¬;; You calling me a lady?
Gaav : YUP!
*Camera goes to Phibrizzo, clawing through Gaav's cavernous coat*
Phibrizzo : I could camp out in this, oh, so this is where the circus went. . . . .Hmm, what are these things
Lunara : *Swipes away the coat* Phibrizzo! Looking through people's belongings is rude! Very rude! *Accidentally holds it the wrong way and several things begin to fall out*
Phibrizzo : *Watches absolutely delighted* Axe, knife, sword, shield, helmet, spear, left over take away, turkey, rubber chicken. . . . . .O.o;;; What?
Lunara : sack of potatoes, cocktail dress, hair straightner, curlers, brush. . . . . .*Clunk* Make up kit? ^_^ This is kinda hot in a. . . . .yaoi kinda way.
Gaav : That is NOT mine!
Dynast : o.o;;; suuuuuure
Phibrizzo : YOU STOLE THAT FROM MY DRESSING ROOM! *Crickets chirp and everything goes silent* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .shit.
Argentium : You have a make-up kit?
Lunara : HE has a dressing room! *Strokes her spade lovingly* I don't have a dressing room. . . . .*Looks dangerous*
Gaav : Well you see, Phibby here does *Pats the ten year old looking Mazoku on the back* Isn't that right Phib the phag
Phibrizzo : . . . . . . You know, I think I've forgotton something, what could it be. . . . OH YEAH! *Clicks his fingers and with a loud BANG Gaav is a pie of ashes on the floor*
Pile of ash formerly known as Gaav : Damn you, Hellmaster, you win this time!
Lunara : GAAV!! OH my goodness GAAV! *Kneels by his ahses* My darling, me sweet baby darling Gaav! *Scoops him lovingly into a shiny new urn* PHIBRIZZO!
Phibrizzo : *gulp* Y-y-yes?
Lunara : I'M GOING TO LUNARA BLAZE YOU TO YOUR OWN REALM AND BACK!
Phibrizzo : ^^ You know, that is quite a long way. . . .
Lunara : *Drawing her shovel* Precisely. . .
Phibrizzo : *Stares, contemplating the matter for several moments* I have come to a descision *Turns and begins to run* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunara : *Brandishing her shovel ferociously* BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Chases after him, leaving argentium and dynast alone*
Argentium : Well. . . . . .It's just me and you dynast
Dynast : You know, I'm not very good with women, considering that I live in the north pole and. . . . .*Stares a little bit below her neck line* I'm. . . . not all...that breas..I mean Great!! At talking to THEM. . . .
Argentium : Well don't talk to them, talk to my face.
Dynast : o.o;; Would you like to take this backstage
Argentium : There's no stopping me! ^_____________________^ *Takes his hand and follows him*
Voice from urn : Hello?. . . . . . . .I'm kinda stuck? *Sigh* Valgaav? VALGAAV!?
Valgaav : *Poking his head round the corner* Yes Lord? . . .Lord Gaav?? Lord. . . . . .OH MY GOODNESS! Gaav-sama! What happened?
Gaav : It was. . . . .
Lunara : WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE?? *Waves her shovel around brutally*
Valgaav : Oh! So you're looking for Gaav to finish him off huh?
Lunara : What?
Gaav : WAIT!
Valgaav : NO SIR! I have to AVENGE your death!
Lunara : Let him fight, I know it hardly seems fair but oh well!
Phibrizzo : Don't do it! No! You'll mess up my stage!
Lunara : THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE BRAT! *Hooks him up by his collar, using her shovel* Look, Valgaav wants to kill you because you massacred his master, kay?
Phibrizzo : WHAT?
Valgaav : Gggrrrrrrrrrr, so, it was YOU! HELLMASTER! AGAIN!
Phibrizzo : You'd be surprised, I think that you should take up Yoga and meditation ^^;;;;;;;
Voice from backstage : WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DO IT AGAIN DYNAST! OH YAAAaAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All : ()____() ;;;;;;;;;;; *Turn to direction of sounds*
Lunara : I really think we need to go NOW, before they chuck us off for going over the pg-13 limit.
Betting man : 3-1 says that they're making out steamily, backstage!
Old geezer : I'll take those odds!
Lunara : Well guys, thank you very much for attending this episode of Phibrizzo's show, we hope you enjoyed it, infact, we hope you enjoyed the whole series, because now I am going to make sure he never ever rises from his ashes again!
Phibrizzo : Lunara, I think you should try to remember that without me you don't get paid.
Lunara : *Taps her shovel gently into her palm* Don't provoke me.
Phibrizzo : *Looking for nearest escape route* Well, good night and BYE! *Makes a quick getaway*
Valgaav : GET'IM! *Him and Lunara chase Phibrizzo offstage*
*But backstage. . . .the camera crew just HAD to find out, and then perhaps send off the footage to hot sex weekly*
Voice from round a corner : Ok Argentium, seeing as you are absolutely impossible to throw off, I'm gonna crank it up to it's highest
Argentium : Oh honestly Dynast, you should know by know that however long you keep going, you'll never get me off
Dynast : Sure, but you want to do this don't you?
Argentium : Oh come ON! We've already done it about five times in the space of fifteen minutes!
Dynast : Yes but when I get it going, you'll seriously never have done it this hard!
Argentium : Trust me, I could keep going all night, I'm only worried about this thing breaking.
Dynast : But if that breaks we're in trouble!
Argentium : Whatever! GET IT GOING BABY!!
Dynast : *Groans loudly, like he's pushing something* Jeez, this is stiff!
Argentium : WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YEAH! LOOK AT ME GO DYNAST!!!!
*Camera crew round the corner and we find Argentium riding an electric rodeo bull, while Dynast operates it. Yes readers it is time to get your minds out of the gutter and give yourself a good hearty smack because you deserve it!!!! By order of Lunara and her shovel! Goodnight!*
Lunara : And remember, if you don't review, I hunt you down, and this shovel will be up your nose!!! ^_^!!
Old geezer : Wahahah! I took the odds that they weren't, come on! Pay up!
Betting man : DAMMIT!
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Episode 2 - Crazy presenter hook up fest
Phibrizzo : I return everybody! And today is a special day as we have managed to get two very well renowned *Coughs and looks pleased with himself* Although less powerful then myself of course, Mazoku Lords!
Argentium : Oh goodness, not more.
Lunara : *Praying silently to herself, although no one knows quite why*
Phibrizzo : We were going to interview a well known Mr. Zelgadiss and Xellos but unfortunately due to circumstances encountered by an angry golden dragon they are on a quest to save each other.
Argentium : *To herself* cousin Filia, you make me proud.
Phibrizzo : So without further ado, I welcome our two Mazoku Lords. Dynast and. . . . Gaav!
Lunara : *Almost wetting herself with anticipation* YES YES YES YES!!!! I KNEW IT!
Argentium : I swear this obsession is unhealthy.
*The two Mazoku Lords walk on form either side of the stage, Argentium watches Gaav*
But I kind of see her point, he's alright *sniff* for one of those Mazoku thingies. *Looks haughtily up at the ceiling*
Phibrizzo : Welcome, welcome my brothers! *Turns viciously to the audience* STOP CHEERING! STOP BEING SO HAPPY!!! Thank you! Take a seat you two, and don't mind those two women, they're absolutely insane. . . . uh. . . . .Luna? O.o;;;
Lunara : *Has attached herself to Gaav's leg* Yes?
Gaav : Oh. . . . hello!
Lunara : ^______________________^ Oh my L-sama, he spoke to me!
Dynast : And who's that woman over there?
Phibrizzo : Oh, she's a reject golden dragon because she came out kinda silvery instead of gold. Explains the name, Argentium Silverwing. She's really jealous of her twin sister, Aureum Goldentail.
Argentium : *Is suddenly hovering over Phibrizzo with her mace at the ready* And where did all this information come from?
Phibrizzo : Uh. . . .uh. . .
Dynast : A silver, golden dragon? Well, that IS interesting.
Argentium : Well I don't think it's. . *Turns to look at Dynast for the first time*. . . VERY interesting.
Lunara : *Looks up at Argentium* Oh it doen't matter really, we're still great friends even though we're complete opposites, I think if we work hard enough, we can make her really really evil which of course would be cool. Hang on a moment . . . . Argentium? *Waves a hand infront of her sparkling blue eyes*
Argentium : ~*_*~ It gives a whole new meaning to the word divine. . . .
Gaav : What on earth is wrong with her?
Dynast : I'm not sure, but the way she's looking at me is really starting to freak me out.
Phibrizzo : Careful, she looks rather amorous.
Lunara : Her? Like? Dynast? Argentium? Never! She's all stuck up about the dragon thing!
Argentium : *shaking herself out of it* I have free will!
Lunara : *Scoffs* argentium, You are a smoochy goodie-do-gooder dragon lord, you can't possibly hook up with a Mazoku!
Argentium : *Looks enfuriated* EAT MY MALLET YOU GRAVEDIGGER!!!!
Lunara : DON'T INSULT MY SHOVEL-WIELDING SKILLS!
*Catfight ensues*
Phibrizzo : Don't worry guys, they manage to have at least one each show, it should end soon, in the meantime I want to ask you some questions.
Dynast : Fire away
Phibrizzo : Alright, why do you live in like the north pole?
Dynast : Why not? Most of those foolish mortal human things can't stand the intense cold, so they stay away and I don't have to face them much.
Gaav : You know I think that those humans get a real raw deal, some of them have absolutely no magic whatsoever, they are a really boring race and do nothing interesting.
Phibrizzo : *Turns to Gaav* So! Do you feel a slight sympathy for these creatures?
Gaav : Well. . *Gets hit on the side of the head by a blue shoe* OUCH!
Argentium : *from the middle of a cartoon fight cloud* WHAT? YOU LEVERED OFF MY SHOE WITH THAT DAMN SPADE!
Lunara : It's A SHOVEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!! AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE-YAAAAAA!!
*CLLLLLAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaAAaaAaAANG!*
Argentium : *Falls out of the cloud sideways with a seriously crooked smile and swirled eyes* @.@ strawberry noodles.*collapses*
Phibrizzo : Guys, I think we seriously should stop them fighting
Argentium : *On the rebound, leaps up ferociously and faces Lunara who has an argentium shaped dent in her shovel* You haven't won yet!
Dynast : What can we do?
Phibrizzo : I don't know! Strip or something!!!
*The two women freeze, Argentium is having her black hair yanked by Lunara who is avoiding a punch to her cheek*
Lunara : Did. . . . .did.. . . .you just? . .THERE IS AN L-SAMA!
Dynast : -o_o-;; please tell me you were joking, I'll be raped *Warily eyes Argentium*
Gaav : *Leaps up and starts dancing* Wooooh yeah baby! There is nothing I like better than making girls happy! *Rips off his coat and flings it* CUE MUSIC!
*Macho man starts blaring through the speakers, the audience starts laughing and cheering, while dancing in their seats*
Dynast : Oh my dear sama. . . .
Gaav : Come ON Dynast! I'm obviously far more macho than you!
Dynast : *Eyes snap open* Was that a challenge?
Gaav : You better believe it!
Argentium : *Releasing Lunara* You SHOW HIM DYNAST!
Lunara : *letting go of Argen's hair* BEAT HIM TO IT GAAV BABY!
Dynast : ALRRRRIGHT! THAT DOES IT GAAV!
Phibrizzo : *Approaches Gaav's coat cautiously* Hmmm. . . .
Gaav : Ok, along to the song, you have to strip down and show how macho you are!
Argentium : COME ON! Please let me see your boxer shorts!
Lunara : Oh ho ho ho! Argen! Mazoku males don't WEAR underwear!
Argentium : *Faints*
Dynast : Me first?
Gaav : Yes! You first Dynast
Dynast : Oh no Gaav, after you!
Gaav : Oh no, I insist Dynast
Dynast : Seriously Gaav, it's your call
Gaav : Shortest first!
Dynast : Largest first!
Gaav : Ladies first, Dynast!
Dynast : ..¬.¬;; You calling me a lady?
Gaav : YUP!
*Camera goes to Phibrizzo, clawing through Gaav's cavernous coat*
Phibrizzo : I could camp out in this, oh, so this is where the circus went. . . . .Hmm, what are these things
Lunara : *Swipes away the coat* Phibrizzo! Looking through people's belongings is rude! Very rude! *Accidentally holds it the wrong way and several things begin to fall out*
Phibrizzo : *Watches absolutely delighted* Axe, knife, sword, shield, helmet, spear, left over take away, turkey, rubber chicken. . . . . .O.o;;; What?
Lunara : sack of potatoes, cocktail dress, hair straightner, curlers, brush. . . . . .*Clunk* Make up kit? ^_^ This is kinda hot in a. . . . .yaoi kinda way.
Gaav : That is NOT mine!
Dynast : o.o;;; suuuuuure
Phibrizzo : YOU STOLE THAT FROM MY DRESSING ROOM! *Crickets chirp and everything goes silent* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .shit.
Argentium : You have a make-up kit?
Lunara : HE has a dressing room! *Strokes her spade lovingly* I don't have a dressing room. . . . .*Looks dangerous*
Gaav : Well you see, Phibby here does *Pats the ten year old looking Mazoku on the back* Isn't that right Phib the phag
Phibrizzo : . . . . . . You know, I think I've forgotton something, what could it be. . . . OH YEAH! *Clicks his fingers and with a loud BANG Gaav is a pie of ashes on the floor*
Pile of ash formerly known as Gaav : Damn you, Hellmaster, you win this time!
Lunara : GAAV!! OH my goodness GAAV! *Kneels by his ahses* My darling, me sweet baby darling Gaav! *Scoops him lovingly into a shiny new urn* PHIBRIZZO!
Phibrizzo : *gulp* Y-y-yes?
Lunara : I'M GOING TO LUNARA BLAZE YOU TO YOUR OWN REALM AND BACK!
Phibrizzo : ^^ You know, that is quite a long way. . . .
Lunara : *Drawing her shovel* Precisely. . .
Phibrizzo : *Stares, contemplating the matter for several moments* I have come to a descision *Turns and begins to run* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunara : *Brandishing her shovel ferociously* BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Chases after him, leaving argentium and dynast alone*
Argentium : Well. . . . . .It's just me and you dynast
Dynast : You know, I'm not very good with women, considering that I live in the north pole and. . . . .*Stares a little bit below her neck line* I'm. . . . not all...that breas..I mean Great!! At talking to THEM. . . .
Argentium : Well don't talk to them, talk to my face.
Dynast : o.o;; Would you like to take this backstage
Argentium : There's no stopping me! ^_____________________^ *Takes his hand and follows him*
Voice from urn : Hello?. . . . . . . .I'm kinda stuck? *Sigh* Valgaav? VALGAAV!?
Valgaav : *Poking his head round the corner* Yes Lord? . . .Lord Gaav?? Lord. . . . . .OH MY GOODNESS! Gaav-sama! What happened?
Gaav : It was. . . . .
Lunara : WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE?? *Waves her shovel around brutally*
Valgaav : Oh! So you're looking for Gaav to finish him off huh?
Lunara : What?
Gaav : WAIT!
Valgaav : NO SIR! I have to AVENGE your death!
Lunara : Let him fight, I know it hardly seems fair but oh well!
Phibrizzo : Don't do it! No! You'll mess up my stage!
Lunara : THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE BRAT! *Hooks him up by his collar, using her shovel* Look, Valgaav wants to kill you because you massacred his master, kay?
Phibrizzo : WHAT?
Valgaav : Gggrrrrrrrrrr, so, it was YOU! HELLMASTER! AGAIN!
Phibrizzo : You'd be surprised, I think that you should take up Yoga and meditation ^^;;;;;;;
Voice from backstage : WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DO IT AGAIN DYNAST! OH YAAAaAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All : ()____() ;;;;;;;;;;; *Turn to direction of sounds*
Lunara : I really think we need to go NOW, before they chuck us off for going over the pg-13 limit.
Betting man : 3-1 says that they're making out steamily, backstage!
Old geezer : I'll take those odds!
Lunara : Well guys, thank you very much for attending this episode of Phibrizzo's show, we hope you enjoyed it, infact, we hope you enjoyed the whole series, because now I am going to make sure he never ever rises from his ashes again!
Phibrizzo : Lunara, I think you should try to remember that without me you don't get paid.
Lunara : *Taps her shovel gently into her palm* Don't provoke me.
Phibrizzo : *Looking for nearest escape route* Well, good night and BYE! *Makes a quick getaway*
Valgaav : GET'IM! *Him and Lunara chase Phibrizzo offstage*
*But backstage. . . .the camera crew just HAD to find out, and then perhaps send off the footage to hot sex weekly*
Voice from round a corner : Ok Argentium, seeing as you are absolutely impossible to throw off, I'm gonna crank it up to it's highest
Argentium : Oh honestly Dynast, you should know by know that however long you keep going, you'll never get me off
Dynast : Sure, but you want to do this don't you?
Argentium : Oh come ON! We've already done it about five times in the space of fifteen minutes!
Dynast : Yes but when I get it going, you'll seriously never have done it this hard!
Argentium : Trust me, I could keep going all night, I'm only worried about this thing breaking.
Dynast : But if that breaks we're in trouble!
Argentium : Whatever! GET IT GOING BABY!!
Dynast : *Groans loudly, like he's pushing something* Jeez, this is stiff!
Argentium : WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YEAH! LOOK AT ME GO DYNAST!!!!
*Camera crew round the corner and we find Argentium riding an electric rodeo bull, while Dynast operates it. Yes readers it is time to get your minds out of the gutter and give yourself a good hearty smack because you deserve it!!!! By order of Lunara and her shovel! Goodnight!*
Lunara : And remember, if you don't review, I hunt you down, and this shovel will be up your nose!!! ^_^!!
Old geezer : Wahahah! I took the odds that they weren't, come on! Pay up!
Betting man : DAMMIT!