*Fred's Detention*

Fred walked in to Filch's office for his detention that night.

"Well, well, well. What is this?" said Filch. "Oh it's just you! What are you doing here?"

"Please sir." Said Fred in a small and very frightened voice. "I'm here for my detention." Fred had every right to be scared right now. Filch was well known for his reputation of telling any kid who came for detention about the old ways which included hanging kids by their thumbs on the dungeon walls.

"Pity they let the old ways die." He told Fred. "I really missed the screaming! Oh well. I guess you'll be spending your two week detention cleaning every room in the school."

"Please sir." Said Fred "It's not a two week detention. It's two weeks of detentions."

"That doesn't matter. You'll still be cleaning the school." Said Filch.

At that point Fred started to wish that they hadn't played that joke. In fact he was starting to wish that he were in detention with Katie and Snape. That would be better than any thing.

"Ok" said Filch. "You can get started by taking this broom up to the great hall and sweeping the floors.

"But" said Fred. "The whole schools up there just starting their late supper. You can't make me do this. It's just like putting me up in front of the school and saying that I'm a Squib or a Mud blood or even worse a janitor!

Just then Fred realized that he went a little too far because Filch was looking at him with great detest.

"I just happen to be a Squib and a janitor" he screamed. "When you go up Mr. Weasley. I will be sure to introduce you as just that! And may that be a lesson to you. The whole school's going to know that you're the Janitor for the next two weeks!"

Fred was starting to hope that his friends were having a better time than he was. Sure enough, true to his word Filch introduced him as the Janitor for the next two weeks and everyone laughed. The only people who didn't were Professer Snape and Professer Green and Katie and George. They didn't laugh because they were in detention just as he was and having a horrible time. (At least one of them was.)

* : ) Hope you like! Not all going to be this short. Just the next one. R & R