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Paris: No Hermy does not turn black in chappy 3, my friend (who also
happens to be black) said that it would be funny to see Hermione try to be
all gangsta or something and I made it sister on purpose so that way its
all like the whole proper white girl thing. No offense to white people
after all im have white have Spanish so yeah.
Chapter 4: WEIRD
"Dare."
"Touch Snape."
Everybody starts laughing
"Fine, okay."
They see Snape walking down the hall, Alicia goes and "casually" bumps in to him.
"Miss Spinnet!" Snape snapped "You do not touch a teacher
"Watchoo talking about Willis?"
"How did you know my middle name?"
"What?"
"My middle name, oh never mind." Snape walked away
They all stare at eachother. They all ran back to the common room.
"Truth or dare Parvati?"
"Truth."
"Do you like Harry?"
"Of course I do he has the cutest glasses. Tee hee."
"Um. okay."
Hermione and Katie come back. Apparently they talked things over.
"What'd we miss?" Hermione asked.
"Parvati likes Harry." Alicia answered.
Hermione gasps dramatically. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Parvati spins the bottle, it lands on Ginny."
"Truth."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg?" Fred asked
Ginny smiled. " Well chickens came from eggs so, wait, eggs came from chickens, but chickens came from eggs, but eggs came from chickens, wait, chickens came from eggs...im confused!"
Ginny sighed and spun the bottle.
"Cho, truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"Kiss Ron."
"Ewww!! Kiss Sean!!! That's gross!" Reluctantly she leaned over and kissed his cheek.
"(overly exaggerated but oh so pleased I feel so alive sigh)" Ron sighed
"Ew." Cho said. "George, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Hit on moaning Myrtle."
"Okay."
They all go to the girls bathroom. George walks in while the others watch behind the door.
"Hey Murtle, those glasses are pretty damn sexy."
"Your making fun of me." Myrtle cried
"No, im making love of you." George said
"Oh, well." she giggled " I guess most people do." She blushed
"Of course, im George."
"I know."
Slightly disturbed by her reply. " So how bout it? Hmmmmmm?"
"Im sorry George but im devoted to Harry, he'd be terribly disappointed."
"Well, alright" George started to walk away.
"Oh and George? Tell that bush head cat face to stay away from Harry."
"Will do."
Once out the door everybody cheered and started laughing.
"Hey! Bush head cat face! Stay away from Harry"
"HAHA!!!NEVER!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA"
"That's very disturbing." Harry said
"Truth or dare Lavender?" George asked.
"Dare."
"Take something off."
Lavender pulled out her hair band and flicked it at George.
"Truth or dare Harry." She asked
"Truth."
"Do you like Hermione?"
"Hell no."
"Oh come on Harry we need to tell everyone about our love!"
"No, truth or dare."
"Truth."
"Will you ever stop?"
"NEVER!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAAA." Hermione suddenly felt unprotected. "Dude, where's my bra?"
(snickers coming from Fred and George)
Chapter 4: WEIRD
"Dare."
"Touch Snape."
Everybody starts laughing
"Fine, okay."
They see Snape walking down the hall, Alicia goes and "casually" bumps in to him.
"Miss Spinnet!" Snape snapped "You do not touch a teacher
"Watchoo talking about Willis?"
"How did you know my middle name?"
"What?"
"My middle name, oh never mind." Snape walked away
They all stare at eachother. They all ran back to the common room.
"Truth or dare Parvati?"
"Truth."
"Do you like Harry?"
"Of course I do he has the cutest glasses. Tee hee."
"Um. okay."
Hermione and Katie come back. Apparently they talked things over.
"What'd we miss?" Hermione asked.
"Parvati likes Harry." Alicia answered.
Hermione gasps dramatically. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Parvati spins the bottle, it lands on Ginny."
"Truth."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg?" Fred asked
Ginny smiled. " Well chickens came from eggs so, wait, eggs came from chickens, but chickens came from eggs, but eggs came from chickens, wait, chickens came from eggs...im confused!"
Ginny sighed and spun the bottle.
"Cho, truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"Kiss Ron."
"Ewww!! Kiss Sean!!! That's gross!" Reluctantly she leaned over and kissed his cheek.
"(overly exaggerated but oh so pleased I feel so alive sigh)" Ron sighed
"Ew." Cho said. "George, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Hit on moaning Myrtle."
"Okay."
They all go to the girls bathroom. George walks in while the others watch behind the door.
"Hey Murtle, those glasses are pretty damn sexy."
"Your making fun of me." Myrtle cried
"No, im making love of you." George said
"Oh, well." she giggled " I guess most people do." She blushed
"Of course, im George."
"I know."
Slightly disturbed by her reply. " So how bout it? Hmmmmmm?"
"Im sorry George but im devoted to Harry, he'd be terribly disappointed."
"Well, alright" George started to walk away.
"Oh and George? Tell that bush head cat face to stay away from Harry."
"Will do."
Once out the door everybody cheered and started laughing.
"Hey! Bush head cat face! Stay away from Harry"
"HAHA!!!NEVER!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA"
"That's very disturbing." Harry said
"Truth or dare Lavender?" George asked.
"Dare."
"Take something off."
Lavender pulled out her hair band and flicked it at George.
"Truth or dare Harry." She asked
"Truth."
"Do you like Hermione?"
"Hell no."
"Oh come on Harry we need to tell everyone about our love!"
"No, truth or dare."
"Truth."
"Will you ever stop?"
"NEVER!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAAA." Hermione suddenly felt unprotected. "Dude, where's my bra?"
(snickers coming from Fred and George)