Im finally updating. Sadly this is the last chapter * sniff * hope you like
it!!
Chapter 5: Mission- Dude where's my bra
"Fred, George!!!" Hermione screamed
"Calm down, you'll find it soon." Said Fred
"In the company of a certain Slytherin." George chuckled.
"Go find it." Hermione shouted
They walked to the Great Hall and found Malfoy sleeping on the table with a little purple thing on his head.
"Ooooh its purple." Ron teased.
"No, its lavender." Lavender corrected.
"You're standing right there." Ron said
"No the color is lavender."
"Oh, I like lavender." Ron said. Everyone stared at him like he was insane.
Hermione went over to Malfoy and snatched the bra off his head. Then he woke up.
"* gasp *" Draco gasped. "It's a bra!!" He pointed histerically. "And its lacy!!!!!" Draco screamed. He ran out of the hall shouting, "EEEEK COODIES!!!"
"That was odd." Hermione said. Then the bra disappeared from her hands, "Where is it now?"
"It follows Malfoy." Fred laughed.
"Grrrrr." Hermione grred.
They went to the library and they found Draco dancing around wearing the bra over his robes singing "HELP!" from the Beatles and drinking pepsi.
Hermione yanked the bra off him. "Gross. Whats wrong with you Malfoy?"
"Oh this isn't pepsi." Unzips the thing on the pepsi can. "Its pepsi twist. And im not Malfoy." Unzips thing on him and reaveals to be Snape. "Im Professor Snape."
They all scream as Snape chases them singing. "I feel pretty oh so pretty and pretty and witty and gay!"
"Wait a minute those aren't the words." Alicia said
"Yes they are." Snape said
"No they're not."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Fine whatever."
"This isn't pepsi twist." Says Snape and unzips the thing on the pepsi twist can, "Its diet pepsi twist. And im not Snape." Unzips thing on him. "Im Professor Mcgonagall. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They scream bloody murder as she chases them with a fuzzy bunny wabbit doll. "EAT FUZZ GRYFFINDORS!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!"
Ron it wakes up screaming. "Oh thank goodness it was just a dream." He turns over and sees the fuzzy bunny wabbit holding the lacey lavender bra. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Did you like it? Yeah I know it got kind of random and insane. I blame the four frappacinos I just had. Well thanx for all of your great reviews!!!
Chapter 5: Mission- Dude where's my bra
"Fred, George!!!" Hermione screamed
"Calm down, you'll find it soon." Said Fred
"In the company of a certain Slytherin." George chuckled.
"Go find it." Hermione shouted
They walked to the Great Hall and found Malfoy sleeping on the table with a little purple thing on his head.
"Ooooh its purple." Ron teased.
"No, its lavender." Lavender corrected.
"You're standing right there." Ron said
"No the color is lavender."
"Oh, I like lavender." Ron said. Everyone stared at him like he was insane.
Hermione went over to Malfoy and snatched the bra off his head. Then he woke up.
"* gasp *" Draco gasped. "It's a bra!!" He pointed histerically. "And its lacy!!!!!" Draco screamed. He ran out of the hall shouting, "EEEEK COODIES!!!"
"That was odd." Hermione said. Then the bra disappeared from her hands, "Where is it now?"
"It follows Malfoy." Fred laughed.
"Grrrrr." Hermione grred.
They went to the library and they found Draco dancing around wearing the bra over his robes singing "HELP!" from the Beatles and drinking pepsi.
Hermione yanked the bra off him. "Gross. Whats wrong with you Malfoy?"
"Oh this isn't pepsi." Unzips the thing on the pepsi can. "Its pepsi twist. And im not Malfoy." Unzips thing on him and reaveals to be Snape. "Im Professor Snape."
They all scream as Snape chases them singing. "I feel pretty oh so pretty and pretty and witty and gay!"
"Wait a minute those aren't the words." Alicia said
"Yes they are." Snape said
"No they're not."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Fine whatever."
"This isn't pepsi twist." Says Snape and unzips the thing on the pepsi twist can, "Its diet pepsi twist. And im not Snape." Unzips thing on him. "Im Professor Mcgonagall. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They scream bloody murder as she chases them with a fuzzy bunny wabbit doll. "EAT FUZZ GRYFFINDORS!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!"
Ron it wakes up screaming. "Oh thank goodness it was just a dream." He turns over and sees the fuzzy bunny wabbit holding the lacey lavender bra. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Did you like it? Yeah I know it got kind of random and insane. I blame the four frappacinos I just had. Well thanx for all of your great reviews!!!