Well here it is, the chapter you've been waiting for...Let's see what'll become of poor Hiei.....

The Dark One
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"DDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD!" Trunks' voice rang out through the Capsule corp. building.

Hiei was hiding in a closet in some room one one of the many floors.

"MR. VEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGGEIEEEEEEE!!" Goten's tiny voice rang out next to it. Suddenly there was a crash, an "Ow!" and then crying. Hiei decided maybe it was time to get out.

Bad idea.

"Dad!!! The chickens got out of the pen again!"

Hiei became confused, "Chickens? Nani?" These people have chickens too???

Trunks walked into the room dragging Goten by the feet.

"What happened to the boy?" Hiei asked.

"Wha? Oh you mean this chicken! I was about to cut off it's head." Trunks reached into his pocket and pulled out what looked like a butcher knife.

"How'd you.." Hiei stopped, he didn't wanna know how he got that in his pocket.

"Here we go." Trunks raised the knife and brought it down on Goten's head.

"No, Trunks!" Too late, the blade cracked in half as it hit the chibi's head.

"Ow, Trunks!" Goten yelped and ran away crying.

"Chase the chicken!" Trunks galloped in the direction Goten went.

Hiei stared on in amazement as he suddenly heard someone knocking at the window. He turned to see a larger version of Goten outside of the building.

"What the hell is this?" Hiei asked himself aloud.

"Hey Vegeta, want some help? I felt the kid's ki's get really high and I figured you gave them sugar again." He said.

"Who are you?" Hiei asked rudly.

"Goku." He flashed the famous Son Smile not even caring that Vegeta asked him this odd question.

"Uh, ok." Hiei's day couldn't get any worse...

Or so he thought.
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"Yo Kurama. Oh and midget. How are ya? Welcome to my fantastic, big, expensive, fun..." As Kurama and Vegeta walked into Yusuke's home the were greeted by a big scary looking boy, who kept talking and talking and talking...He reminded Vegeta of Hercule for some odd reason.

(A/N- By the way this is set after the whole Majin Buu incident.)

"Shut up baka!!" Vegeta shouted angrily. "Or I'll pull out your voice box!"

Everyone in the room shut up and turned towards the door where Kurama stood stifling a laugh, and Vegeta looked ready to send Kurama to another dimension.

Suddenly a young boy with a head full of gel stepped out of the other room.

"Hey Hiei."

"Hmph." Vegeta huffed. Suddenly the room filled with whispers and everyone began pointing and staring at the confused saiyan prince. One baby with a pacifer said

"Since when does he say hmph and not hn?"

Vegeta made sure to say "hn" from now on.

"What are you staring at?" He yelled at everyone as the staring didn't cease.

Suddenly a girl with blue hair stepped up to him. "Hiei behave yourself!

"Bulma!!?!?!" Wait...Vegeta found himself once again confused.
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"AGAIN!"

"Make me!"

BOOM!

Trunks attacked Hiei with a ki blast, causing Goku to fly into the room.

"Trunks, be nice to your father." He said as Goten began to bite his head.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" He screamed, tears running like rivers down his face.

Hiei just stared as Goku ran around the room trying to pry Goten's jaws off of him.

"Save me Kami!" He continued.

At that moment Trunks began to yell at Hiei again.

"I want you to be Kairi again! Say it just once!! Pweese!" Trunks whinned as he began forming a ki blast.

Hiei started trying to remember what she had said to Sora. "Uh..."

"I want Kingdom Hearts!!! Now!!!" Trunks whinned.

"Someone has an obsession problem..." Hiei mumbled, but it seems that Saiyans have great hearing.
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"Let me guess, you planned this right?" Vegeta asked angrily, cornering Botan. "You make me look likea freak!" He stopped realizing he looked basically the same. "Well Onna? Where's the boy? He's in on this too right? Along with Kakorat."

"Hiei are you ok?" Kuwabara started. "Cause you're ruining my party!" He huffed.

"Baka! Shut up!" Vegeta attempted to ki blast him but again nothing came out. "YOU NINGENS SUCK!"

With that Vegeta walked out of the house, for a moment anyway, he walked back in and once again started yelling at Botan...

"You ruin my life! Make me go to parties, hang out with your idiotic friends! Then change my identity! Do you think I'm stupid! All I ever wanted was a pony..I mean, all I ever wanted was to destroy this planet and be gone!" Vegeta took a moment to breath.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIEI!!!!" Botan yelled back.

Vegeta blinked. "I'm talking about your scheme. 'Come on Goku, let's ruin Vegeta's pathetic life!' I hate you all!"

"Who's Goku?"

"So that's how it's gonna be?" Vegeta suddenly got an idea...."Yea, Bulma would never pass this up." He thought.

"So, anyway, I'm tired, is there a room I could use to go to sleep?" He asked Yusuke.

"Uh, yea, sure, uh...Upstairs..."

(A/N-In this fic Yusuke has his own house.)

"Well ok, so Onna, would you like to join me?" He smirked.

"HIEI WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!"

"You aren't the onna!" Vegeta said.

"Duh!" Kuwabara said. "Let's get back to the party. Hiei no sugar for a week."

"Nani?" Vegeta began to think he was going to be lost forever.
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Goku and Hiei were both in a closet, the doors covered in clothes and what else they could find.

"Dad, Goten's Dad, where are you? Sora wants you!" Trunks said, thinking it'd make them come out of hiding.

"Why is the sky looking for us??" Goku asked.

"It's from a ningen game thing..."

"Oh."

"Dad, Mom's looking for you!" Goten shouted.

"AH! Oh no what'd I do!" Goku kicked down the door, clothes flying everywhere.

"Good job baka!"

"Where's Chi-Chi?" Goku asked stupidly.
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Hiei and Goku find refuge in Bulma and Vegeta's room, Trunks isn't allowed in there...But will he find another way to get what he wants? Riku?

Vegeta wishes he was never born as a certain Ferry girl shows him a bit more attention then he likes.
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Poor Vegeta! And Goku's so stupid I had to add the Chi-Chi thing in there. New characters from DBZ and maybe some...Koenma?

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