Who the hell is he?
Mario opens his eyes as he looks around. He is standing on a platform
surrounded by a pit of paranoia. He shivers in fear as he sits down. "What
am I doing here!" he thinks to himself. A platform flashes next to his
which makes his even bigger. A figure starts to form on the new platform. A
symbol forms on the platform. It looks like three triangles. A person
flashes on the symbol. Zelda drops to the ground landing on her back. Mario
looks at her then shakes her. He checks her pulse. "Shesa alive." he sighs.
Suddenly he gets the wildest idea. He puckers his lips and closes his eyes
as he heads straight for Zeldas lips. Zelda eyes open right before Mario
could plant his on hers. Her eyes widened. She cocked her hand aside then
smacked him with force. Mario fell on his back raising his damage percent
(Or D.P.) to 15%. "You pervert!" she screamed. Mario's cheek was brick red
he looked at her with eyes zoned out. "I need a beer!" he laughed still
zoned out. Zelda looked around. "Where are we? who are you?" she asked.
Finnally gaining his self he said "Imma Mario! And I don't know exactly
where we are or how we got here." Zelda looked at him with a surprised
glance. "And you are?" he asked her. "Princess Zelda of Hyrule." she said
looking around. "Awww crap not another princess!" he said to himself.
Another flash formed a platform next to mario's but just like last time it
made his and Zelda's platform bigger. A figure appeared in a blinding flash
of light. The figure slowly turned to normal revealing DK. Zelda looked at
Dk with wide eyes of fear. "Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" she screamed as she wildly
punched Dk. Dk's body shifted with every punch he received. "Stop! Make her
stop!" Dk cried. Mario grabbed her wrist. "Princess listen to me! Stop
right no..." Mario was cut off by Princess Zelda punching him. Dk laughed
on with a wide grin. Zelda looked at Dk and transformed into Shiek. "Get
some monkey man!" she said kicking Dk in the crouch. Dk's eyes filled with
tears. He suddenly fell to the ground motionless. Shiek looked at Dk
happily. She transformed back into Zelda. Zelda looked at Mario. "Do you
think he's dead?" she asked. "Lemme see" he said touching his pulse. Mario
felt a beat in his wrist. Of course Mario didnt want Dk to die so he he
made a quick lie. "Yup he's dead!" he lied. "Quick lets throw him off this
thing!" she said trying to push him. Mario struggled to walk. "NO!" he
said. Zelda looked a him. "Why?" she said looking at him. "Because we could
um you know um...eat him we get hungry!" he said thinking of anything he
could come up with. Zelda thought for a minute. "Your right!" she said
gleefully. "And since im right how about a hug!" he said with a smile. She
looked at him and punched him in the nose. "Grow up please!" she said
annoyed. Mario rubbed his nose. Another Platform flashed connecting to the
last. A figure appeared a few inches above it. A symbol formed on the
platform. The figure was Roy who no was standing on his feet. "where the
hell am I?" he asked. "We don't exactly know..." Mario said. "Well who are
you people?" Roy asked with a surprised face. "This is gonna be long!"
Mario said annoyed.
************************* Hours passed and it seemed that more people arrived by the minute. Finnally the last person arrived. Peach walk on the platform which was now gigantic from all the arrivals. She walked over to Mario who was sitting by Zelda. "Uhhh hmmm!" Peach cleared. Mario looked at her suprised. "PEACH!" Mario jumped with fear. "and who is this!" she squealed. "This! this is princess Zelda!" he said honestly. "Please take this perv!" Zelda begged. "PERVERT! what do you mean!" she squealed."Tell her Mr.Sticky lips!" Zelda yelled. "Well I um...she was..." he was cut off by a blinding light. Once again A platform formed but with the brightest light. Dk actually awoke. "Hmmmm..what's" He was punched by Zelda making him fly off the platform losing one of his stocks. this platform made the gigantic platform into a arena. A white figure floating a few inches above the arena landed on the ground. Everyone turned they're head in its derection. The figure flashed a couple of times. The figure seemed to have cleared because a man now formed. The man had white long hair the reach up to his back. A scarf covered his mouth. He had a blue armor that cut on his waist. His waist had leather bandages surrounding his muscular formed abs. His gloves were robotized with gadgets. his finger tips had leather but his wrists had metal. His pants were white with zippers on the side. His eyes were all white at first but they seemed to turn back to normal which was two perfectly good green eyes. He had sword which weighed 50 pounds. the length was 40 inches. its width was 20 inches wide. He had a emerald in the middle of his fore head. It was the size of a ant. He looked at Link and greeted him. "Sup Link" he said as his eyes flashed. the girls looked at him with hearts in they're eyes. "Um do I know you?" he said. "No...and its sad you don't know me..." he said looking up. He walked over to Roy. He just looked at him. "its been a while Roy!" he said without looking at him. "I don't even" he was cut off by the man. "I know you don't know me" he said as he continued walking. He finally he got to the end of the arena where Zelda, Mario, and Peach stood watching him. The man walked up to Peach "aaaahhhhh! Princess Peach!" he said kissing her hand. She giggled with delight. He passed Mario leaving him jealous. He reached Zelda. "And my favorite Princess in the world Zelda!" he said. "Its a pleasure um..I dont know your name." she studdered. "Leo...the names Leo...and the pleasure is all mine!" he says kissing Zelda on the lips. *Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch* after two minutes he stopped. He looked at everyone. Everyone looked surprised he gave Zelda a kiss. "What the hell its not like she has raybee's!" he said with a grin. Link looked scared. "She does? Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he said running around waving his hands frantically. Bowser walked up to Link and punched him making him fly out of the arena. One Links stocks was wasted. Link came back angry. "Hey is that!" Leo said surprised. He looked past Yoshi to see Wario. "Hey what the hell are you doing here Wario!" her said annoyed. "Uhhhh I was sent here automatically" he said scared. "No you seen Luigi disappear into a portal then you followed him! Right!" he said scaring Wario. Wario looked at everyone then made a run for it. Leo just stood there looking angry. Suddenly everyone noticed it wasn't Leo. It was his mere image. He was so fast it looked like he was there. But he wasn't. He was in front of Wario with his sword in front of him. Wario looked frozen in his tracks. Leo put away his sword then looked at Wario. Wario split in two and exploded into tiny nuetrons and flames. Wario came back with one missing stock. "Since I feel sorry for you ill let you live!" he said smiling. Who is this guy? What game did he come from? Is he evil or a hero? Is he gay? "Oh hell no!" he said taking out his sword. He ran over to Toad who had a microphone in his hand was talking as the narrator. Leo took the Mic. and put it through toads head. After that he snapped his back. He finally elbowed toad making him die. "I am not! I repeat! Not! Fucking gay!" he said pointing at toad. "And to you people send requests! Or ill sick Link on you! Oh yeah I don't own smash bros. Game freak does. So see ya till next time!" he said looking at the default readers.
************************* Hours passed and it seemed that more people arrived by the minute. Finnally the last person arrived. Peach walk on the platform which was now gigantic from all the arrivals. She walked over to Mario who was sitting by Zelda. "Uhhh hmmm!" Peach cleared. Mario looked at her suprised. "PEACH!" Mario jumped with fear. "and who is this!" she squealed. "This! this is princess Zelda!" he said honestly. "Please take this perv!" Zelda begged. "PERVERT! what do you mean!" she squealed."Tell her Mr.Sticky lips!" Zelda yelled. "Well I um...she was..." he was cut off by a blinding light. Once again A platform formed but with the brightest light. Dk actually awoke. "Hmmmm..what's" He was punched by Zelda making him fly off the platform losing one of his stocks. this platform made the gigantic platform into a arena. A white figure floating a few inches above the arena landed on the ground. Everyone turned they're head in its derection. The figure flashed a couple of times. The figure seemed to have cleared because a man now formed. The man had white long hair the reach up to his back. A scarf covered his mouth. He had a blue armor that cut on his waist. His waist had leather bandages surrounding his muscular formed abs. His gloves were robotized with gadgets. his finger tips had leather but his wrists had metal. His pants were white with zippers on the side. His eyes were all white at first but they seemed to turn back to normal which was two perfectly good green eyes. He had sword which weighed 50 pounds. the length was 40 inches. its width was 20 inches wide. He had a emerald in the middle of his fore head. It was the size of a ant. He looked at Link and greeted him. "Sup Link" he said as his eyes flashed. the girls looked at him with hearts in they're eyes. "Um do I know you?" he said. "No...and its sad you don't know me..." he said looking up. He walked over to Roy. He just looked at him. "its been a while Roy!" he said without looking at him. "I don't even" he was cut off by the man. "I know you don't know me" he said as he continued walking. He finally he got to the end of the arena where Zelda, Mario, and Peach stood watching him. The man walked up to Peach "aaaahhhhh! Princess Peach!" he said kissing her hand. She giggled with delight. He passed Mario leaving him jealous. He reached Zelda. "And my favorite Princess in the world Zelda!" he said. "Its a pleasure um..I dont know your name." she studdered. "Leo...the names Leo...and the pleasure is all mine!" he says kissing Zelda on the lips. *Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch* after two minutes he stopped. He looked at everyone. Everyone looked surprised he gave Zelda a kiss. "What the hell its not like she has raybee's!" he said with a grin. Link looked scared. "She does? Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he said running around waving his hands frantically. Bowser walked up to Link and punched him making him fly out of the arena. One Links stocks was wasted. Link came back angry. "Hey is that!" Leo said surprised. He looked past Yoshi to see Wario. "Hey what the hell are you doing here Wario!" her said annoyed. "Uhhhh I was sent here automatically" he said scared. "No you seen Luigi disappear into a portal then you followed him! Right!" he said scaring Wario. Wario looked at everyone then made a run for it. Leo just stood there looking angry. Suddenly everyone noticed it wasn't Leo. It was his mere image. He was so fast it looked like he was there. But he wasn't. He was in front of Wario with his sword in front of him. Wario looked frozen in his tracks. Leo put away his sword then looked at Wario. Wario split in two and exploded into tiny nuetrons and flames. Wario came back with one missing stock. "Since I feel sorry for you ill let you live!" he said smiling. Who is this guy? What game did he come from? Is he evil or a hero? Is he gay? "Oh hell no!" he said taking out his sword. He ran over to Toad who had a microphone in his hand was talking as the narrator. Leo took the Mic. and put it through toads head. After that he snapped his back. He finally elbowed toad making him die. "I am not! I repeat! Not! Fucking gay!" he said pointing at toad. "And to you people send requests! Or ill sick Link on you! Oh yeah I don't own smash bros. Game freak does. So see ya till next time!" he said looking at the default readers.