Leo rested his blade on his shoulder waiting for someone to arrive. He looked at kirby eating one of the pichu.
Leo: Kirby put him down!
Kirby: Sorry I get hungry...(Kirby spit Pichu out shooting saliva all over Bowser.)
Bowser:(looks angrily over at kirby) You friggin gay round gnome! Im gonna kick your cotton candy ass! (Boswer charges at kirby full speed which was really slow)
By the time he got there three minutes past when he was only 5 feet away from kirby.
Link: Back off Bowser! If you don't then you'll be hearing from me! (whips out his sword)
Boswer:(Grins) You both couldn't take me on even if I had one stock and you both had 3!
Wario: Yeah cause then illa come to Bowser side!
Mario: Not if I kick your ass firsta!
Everyone got on two side which led to a argument. Leo: Okay shut the fuck up NOW! (he said as his voice echoed and everyone got quiet.)
Leo: Ether you guys work this out or I kick everyone ass!
Everyone:*starts to apologize to everyone*
Leo: Good! *turns in another direction*
Leo started tapping his foot on the cold ground. Zelda blushed when he smiled at her. She seemed to like him. He waved. She just blushed even redder trying to wave. He looked over the platform to see two hands fly over the platform.
Right hand: bow down to your KING! (it says waving its self around.)
Left hand: Yes bow down to your KING! (it says waving its self around.)
Rh: I just fucking said that!(Glares at lh)
Lh:Oh yes I forget!(waves itself stupidly)
Leo: Finally you friggin came!
Rh:Sorry...If someone hadn't eaten so much we would have been here!(Look at lh)
Lh:Who? Me? Well I told ya we shoulda never went to Taco bell! I wanted Mcdonalds!
Leo:Just shut the hell up and do the greeting ceremony!
Rh: Right!
Lh: Yup and im left!
Rh:(Glares) You are truly stupid!
Lh: What? What did I do?
Rh: I meant right as in okay!
Lh: Ohhhhhh! Whoops!
Leo: Start already!
Rh: Okay(clears throat) Hello im the right hand!
Lh: And im the left!
Rh: And we have gathered you all for the third time already for a smash tournement.
Lh: Yes, Yes, But this time winner takes none!
Rh: Its all retard!
Lh: Let the games begin!
Rh: Not now!(bitch slaps the left hand)
Rh: We've done the honor to finding more characters!
Lh: Such as slippy from star fox!
Rh: Donky kong Jr. from the early Mario and Donky kong.
Lh: Impa of the Zelda ocarina of time! Nope not the fat one from the game boy!
Zelda:(Gasp)
Rh:(Glares at Lh) Geno from Mario RPG
Lh: Smithy from Mario RPG!
Rh: King Dedede from the Various kirby games!
Lh: And more!
Rh: Now we shall begin the games!
Lh: Now we shall begin the games!
Rh: GRRRR!(Kicks Lh's ass)
Rh: Now does anyone have any questions?
Zelda:(Raises arm)
Rh: Yes Zelda?
Zelda: Is my kid form gonna in this tournament like Links?
Rh: Yes indeed.
Link:(raises his hand)
Rh: Yes link?
Link: I think you shouldn't because little Zelda can be a little bitchy...(High fives little link)
Rh:(Sigh)Well anyways any more questions?
Bowser: Right here bitch!
Rh:!!!
Boswer: Yup! I said it I said the word right! And the word bitch!
Rh: Hurry and ask the question before I finger blast you outta here...
Bowser: Is this thing rated R because if its rated teen im outta here!
Rh: Its rated R so this will be a little violent...Well a lot violent...
Lh: whuh huh?(Snaps into consciousness) What did I miss?
Rh:(beats the living fuck outta the lh knocking it on conscious)Ok lets go! Leo would you do the honors!
Falco: WAIT!
Rh: What now!
Falco: Where are the new people you told us about?
Rh:We'll have to get them through ether battle or mini games or game events we proceed to! Not Leo...
Samus: Excuse me sir!?
Rh: Yes samus what is it!?
Samus: Will we travel together?
Rh: At the beginning which is the mini games and game events yes...but once we go on adventure mode or tournament mode no...
Samus: Ohhh I see...Sorry for the intrusion....
Rh: Its ok...Now Leo...
Wario: Hold on a friggin minute!
Rh: What the fuck do you want shrimp!
Wario: Do we get bath room breaks because i have to take a serious shit! Whooooooo ohhh!
Mewto: What a fucking moron...
Peach & Zelda: Ewwwwww that's disgusting...
Mario: I'll shuta the little fucker upa!
Luigi:Muh muh me ah!
Rh: There's only 2 bathroom breaks! End of discussion!
Pikachu: Pika pika chu *translation* What if you
Rh: I swear Pikachu if you open your fucking mouth im gonna fucking blast a whole clip of bad ass all over your head splattering your fucking BRAIN!
Everyone:(Stares dumb founded at the right hand.)
Rh: Now...(Clears his throat)Where was I? Oh yes...Leo plz do the honors of opening a path to the mini games.
Leo:(Takes his blade and slices the air very slowly cutting a teleportation that quickly sucks everyone in)
Narrator: Will they make it to the mini games? Will the left hand gain consciousness? Will I be in this tournament? We'll see next time on smash bros 3!
(Note: I don't own Smash Bros.melee or any other game characters I took from Nintendo. Be sure to submit in replies of which character you wanna see or who should be leo's girlfriend. Well till next time salutations!