Uh, hi! ^_^;;;; Uh, I know I didn't put the main characters in the
beginning, so here they come! And BTW, my conscience went on strike Sunday,
so this might turn into a lemon somehow. And there will be a lot of crap
related to sex. And blood. And gore. And nudity. And sex. And language. And
adult situations............
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"Families are like brownies; sweet with a few nuts."
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Chapter 2: Tricks that backfire
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"Where is it?" Kagome searched around her big sack for the bag of chips she left in there. "I know I didn't eat them yet, where did they go?" Shippou saw her going through her sack and scampered over excitedly. "Oh boy! Do you have candy?!"
"Huh?" she halted in her search and looked down at his cute kitsune self. She smiled down at him. "Sure! Here you go!" she handed him a big round lolly.
"Yummy!" Shippou took the lolly and started to skip away. He was starting to pass the forest when a potato chip fell on his head. "Ouch!" he said and looked at it, as if the potato chip hurt him. He sniffed it and exclaimed, "Oh! Barbeque flavor!" he stuffed it into his mouth and a couple more fell onto his head. He looked up and saw Inu Yasha lying in a tree.
Shippou put the lolly in his mouth and jumped up onto the branch the hanyo was on. Inu Yasha had fallen asleep after eating half of Kagome's potato chips.
Shippou blinked at him then asked, "Hey Inu Yasha, are those Kagome's chip?"
He continued to sleep and didn't answer.
"Inu Yasha, she's looking for those chips, you'd better go apologize or something!" Shippou said.
Inu Yasha's ears twitched but he didn't wake up.
Shippou frowned and climbed onto his chest. Then he smiled and said in Kagome's voice, "Inu Yasha, good morning!"
Inu Yasha's ears twitched again.
Shippou said in Kagome's sweet voice, "Inu Yasha, I'm never going back to my time again! From now on, I'm going to look for shards of the shikon jewel with you and do whatever you say!"
Inu Yasha's ears twitched again and he smirked in his sleep.
Shippou snickered. It was all so much fun! ^_^ He then said in Kagome's voice, "Who wants that bastard Kouga? No one that's who! He's no where near as cool as you!"
Inu Yasha's ears twitched again and he continued to smirk.
"And Sesshomaru? He's lucky you go so easy on him or else you would have whooped his demon ass a long time ago!" Inu Yasha grinned in his sleep and laughed lightly through his teeth.
Then Shippou smirked evilly. "Oh, Inu Yasha! You're so strong, smart and handsome! What would I ever do without you?"
Inu Yasha laughed again and blushed a little.
Shippou laughed out loud and tugged at the smiling, drooling hanyo's kimono to wake him up. "Come on, Inu Yasha!" he said in his own voice. "Wakie, wakie so we can go tell Kagome you ate her chips!"
All of a sudden, Inu Yasha put a hand behind Shippou's head and pressed a little. Shippou looked at him freaked out. Inu Yasha puckered and said, "I'll get up in a second Kagome, kiss me first."
OO "EWW!!! GROSS!!!" Shippou pulled a twig out of his kimono and it became a giant mallet.
KA-BONK!
(AN: ^^ I LUV onomatopoeias!)
Inu Yasha fell out of the tree and rubbed the huge lump on his head.
Shippou jumped down and frowned at him with his hands on his hips. "Good morning! Now let's go! Kagome's looking for her chips!"
Inu Yasha let go of the lump and glared murderously at Shippou. Shippou sweat dropped in fear. "Uh-oh, I'm in trouble!"
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Kagome sat on the ground going through her bag. Little did she know of the hidden figure watching her from the bushes.
POOF!
"GAH! Too much stuff!" she was getting a little frustrated. All of a sudden, she felt someone massaging her shoulders from behind. And it felt good. Whoever it was had strong soothing hands. She sighed happily and forgot all about the potato chips.
"Feeling better now?" she heard Inu Yasha say in a comforting voice.
Her eyes widened and she turned around so fast she squeaked and fell over her backpack. She looked at Inu Yasha who crouched on the ground in front of her, he grinned a mischievous grin and his eyelashes seemed longer then usual. He held up a hand. "Hello, Sailor!" ^_^
She raised an eyebrow at him and sweatdropped. "Inu Yasha?"
"Yes Kagome?" He asked in a really sweet voice. He came and held her hands. He smiled and rubbed the side of his head against the side of her head like a cat. "Is there something you need my little cumquat? Cause I'd do anything for you!"
Kagome was freaking out. All of a sudden, she saw Inu Yasha with a little fox tail run past screaming with Shippou's voice.
Inu Yasha ran in, saw the Inu Yasha in front of Kagome and raised his fist. The Inu Yasha on the ground sweatdropped and raised his hands up. "No, no, not the face!"
WHACK!
The Inu Yasha with the fox tail came back and saw Inu Yasha standing over another Inu Yasha, who was lying on the ground with spirally eyes and little cancan dancers circling his head.
The real Inu Yasha, who was the Inu Yasha standing over the unconscious Inu Yasha, looked from one fake Inu Yasha to the other fake Inu Yasha. "Uhh....."
The Inu Yasha with the fox tail came over and looked down at the other fake one, then he asked in Shippou's voice, "What did you do to him?"
Then the Inu Yasha on the ground said in a mind jogged voice that was a little bit higher then the regular Inu Yasha's, "Easy peasy, Lemon squeasy......." @-@
The Inu Yasha with the fox tail changed into Shippou in a poof of fox fire. "You killed him! He's dead!"
"He's not dead, just in a coma! There's a big difference!" Inu Yasha said as-a-matter-of-factly.
Kagome looked on at them, a few of her hairs out of place. One Inu Yasha was bad enough, but three of them?? She could already feel the ulcer growing in her stomach.
Shippou did what all people do when someone is unconscious; he poked the fake Inu Yasha with a stick.
"Shippou, I don't think that will aid him in any way." Kagome stated.
"But it's fun!" Shippou said.
"Well how can we tell who he really is?" Kagome asked.
"Well, shape shifters usually have some kind of trait that makes them look different from the form that they steal." Shippou said in an intelligent manner.
Inu Yasha looked over the fake and said, "He looked nothing like me!"
Well it was enough to fool Kagome for a few seconds so that either meant he was stupid, she was stupid, or they both were stupid.
Then the Inu Yasha on the ground made a funny sound and said in his unconsciousness, "Did it excite you as much as it excited me?"
The real Inu Yasha's eye twitched as he figured out who it was. "Stand back, Kagome." He said. Kagome and Shippou backed away as Inu Yasha stood in front of the unconscious Inu Yasha's head.
"Oh my god!" The real Inu Yasha shouted. "Those whores are wearing practically nothing!"
POOF!
The fake one turned into a kitsune/dog demon. He sat up and looked around with large green eyes lined with long red eyelashes. He wore a gree and white kimono that was open in the front with white fur. His hair was long and auburn in color, which he put up in a pony tail. He looked around alert as if he was not assaulted a second ago. "Whores? Where!?" he asked.
"AHA!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"Eek!" The guy turned around and looked up at Inu Yasha terrified. "Inu!" he laughed nervously. "Hi man! Nice to see you again, best bud! Ol' pal! Good friend-I didn't do anything-how was your day?"
"Shio, what did I tell you about turning into me?" Inu Yasha asked with a vein popping on his forehead.
Shio was still holding his hands up in surrender. He laughed nervously. "Don't do it?"
"Right. So now what does that mean?" Inu Yasha asked him. It was like 24 questions.
"Uh," Shio bowed his head a little. "You'll laugh heartily and forgive me with a kind and merciful heart?"
"Mmm-no." Inu Yasha said.
"Really, man! I would never touch your woman!" Shio tried to plead as Inu Yasha dragged him away by the back of his kimono. "I mean-not that she isn't lovely-but I'm not like that! I have more respect then to pull something like that! I was only trying to help you! Make her more attached to you, ya know?"
Inu Yasha dragged him over to the lake, and pulled him up to his eyelevel. He looked at Shio and smiled a little too nicely. "It's okay, Shio! ^_^ I understand!"
Shio smiled a little then Inu Yasha said, "Just don't do it again, okay?"
"Okay!" Shio said. ^_^
"Okay!" Inu Yasha said. ^_^ He pushed Shio into the lake.
Shio came up, his hair and kimono dripping wet. T_T "Aw, man! No respect!"
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Yeah, probably went a little OCC with Shio, but o well. And its gonna stay this weird if you're wondering. The genre of each chapter will keep switching back and forth between angst and humor.
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"Families are like brownies; sweet with a few nuts."
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Chapter 2: Tricks that backfire
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"Where is it?" Kagome searched around her big sack for the bag of chips she left in there. "I know I didn't eat them yet, where did they go?" Shippou saw her going through her sack and scampered over excitedly. "Oh boy! Do you have candy?!"
"Huh?" she halted in her search and looked down at his cute kitsune self. She smiled down at him. "Sure! Here you go!" she handed him a big round lolly.
"Yummy!" Shippou took the lolly and started to skip away. He was starting to pass the forest when a potato chip fell on his head. "Ouch!" he said and looked at it, as if the potato chip hurt him. He sniffed it and exclaimed, "Oh! Barbeque flavor!" he stuffed it into his mouth and a couple more fell onto his head. He looked up and saw Inu Yasha lying in a tree.
Shippou put the lolly in his mouth and jumped up onto the branch the hanyo was on. Inu Yasha had fallen asleep after eating half of Kagome's potato chips.
Shippou blinked at him then asked, "Hey Inu Yasha, are those Kagome's chip?"
He continued to sleep and didn't answer.
"Inu Yasha, she's looking for those chips, you'd better go apologize or something!" Shippou said.
Inu Yasha's ears twitched but he didn't wake up.
Shippou frowned and climbed onto his chest. Then he smiled and said in Kagome's voice, "Inu Yasha, good morning!"
Inu Yasha's ears twitched again.
Shippou said in Kagome's sweet voice, "Inu Yasha, I'm never going back to my time again! From now on, I'm going to look for shards of the shikon jewel with you and do whatever you say!"
Inu Yasha's ears twitched again and he smirked in his sleep.
Shippou snickered. It was all so much fun! ^_^ He then said in Kagome's voice, "Who wants that bastard Kouga? No one that's who! He's no where near as cool as you!"
Inu Yasha's ears twitched again and he continued to smirk.
"And Sesshomaru? He's lucky you go so easy on him or else you would have whooped his demon ass a long time ago!" Inu Yasha grinned in his sleep and laughed lightly through his teeth.
Then Shippou smirked evilly. "Oh, Inu Yasha! You're so strong, smart and handsome! What would I ever do without you?"
Inu Yasha laughed again and blushed a little.
Shippou laughed out loud and tugged at the smiling, drooling hanyo's kimono to wake him up. "Come on, Inu Yasha!" he said in his own voice. "Wakie, wakie so we can go tell Kagome you ate her chips!"
All of a sudden, Inu Yasha put a hand behind Shippou's head and pressed a little. Shippou looked at him freaked out. Inu Yasha puckered and said, "I'll get up in a second Kagome, kiss me first."
OO "EWW!!! GROSS!!!" Shippou pulled a twig out of his kimono and it became a giant mallet.
KA-BONK!
(AN: ^^ I LUV onomatopoeias!)
Inu Yasha fell out of the tree and rubbed the huge lump on his head.
Shippou jumped down and frowned at him with his hands on his hips. "Good morning! Now let's go! Kagome's looking for her chips!"
Inu Yasha let go of the lump and glared murderously at Shippou. Shippou sweat dropped in fear. "Uh-oh, I'm in trouble!"
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Kagome sat on the ground going through her bag. Little did she know of the hidden figure watching her from the bushes.
POOF!
"GAH! Too much stuff!" she was getting a little frustrated. All of a sudden, she felt someone massaging her shoulders from behind. And it felt good. Whoever it was had strong soothing hands. She sighed happily and forgot all about the potato chips.
"Feeling better now?" she heard Inu Yasha say in a comforting voice.
Her eyes widened and she turned around so fast she squeaked and fell over her backpack. She looked at Inu Yasha who crouched on the ground in front of her, he grinned a mischievous grin and his eyelashes seemed longer then usual. He held up a hand. "Hello, Sailor!" ^_^
She raised an eyebrow at him and sweatdropped. "Inu Yasha?"
"Yes Kagome?" He asked in a really sweet voice. He came and held her hands. He smiled and rubbed the side of his head against the side of her head like a cat. "Is there something you need my little cumquat? Cause I'd do anything for you!"
Kagome was freaking out. All of a sudden, she saw Inu Yasha with a little fox tail run past screaming with Shippou's voice.
Inu Yasha ran in, saw the Inu Yasha in front of Kagome and raised his fist. The Inu Yasha on the ground sweatdropped and raised his hands up. "No, no, not the face!"
WHACK!
The Inu Yasha with the fox tail came back and saw Inu Yasha standing over another Inu Yasha, who was lying on the ground with spirally eyes and little cancan dancers circling his head.
The real Inu Yasha, who was the Inu Yasha standing over the unconscious Inu Yasha, looked from one fake Inu Yasha to the other fake Inu Yasha. "Uhh....."
The Inu Yasha with the fox tail came over and looked down at the other fake one, then he asked in Shippou's voice, "What did you do to him?"
Then the Inu Yasha on the ground said in a mind jogged voice that was a little bit higher then the regular Inu Yasha's, "Easy peasy, Lemon squeasy......." @-@
The Inu Yasha with the fox tail changed into Shippou in a poof of fox fire. "You killed him! He's dead!"
"He's not dead, just in a coma! There's a big difference!" Inu Yasha said as-a-matter-of-factly.
Kagome looked on at them, a few of her hairs out of place. One Inu Yasha was bad enough, but three of them?? She could already feel the ulcer growing in her stomach.
Shippou did what all people do when someone is unconscious; he poked the fake Inu Yasha with a stick.
"Shippou, I don't think that will aid him in any way." Kagome stated.
"But it's fun!" Shippou said.
"Well how can we tell who he really is?" Kagome asked.
"Well, shape shifters usually have some kind of trait that makes them look different from the form that they steal." Shippou said in an intelligent manner.
Inu Yasha looked over the fake and said, "He looked nothing like me!"
Well it was enough to fool Kagome for a few seconds so that either meant he was stupid, she was stupid, or they both were stupid.
Then the Inu Yasha on the ground made a funny sound and said in his unconsciousness, "Did it excite you as much as it excited me?"
The real Inu Yasha's eye twitched as he figured out who it was. "Stand back, Kagome." He said. Kagome and Shippou backed away as Inu Yasha stood in front of the unconscious Inu Yasha's head.
"Oh my god!" The real Inu Yasha shouted. "Those whores are wearing practically nothing!"
POOF!
The fake one turned into a kitsune/dog demon. He sat up and looked around with large green eyes lined with long red eyelashes. He wore a gree and white kimono that was open in the front with white fur. His hair was long and auburn in color, which he put up in a pony tail. He looked around alert as if he was not assaulted a second ago. "Whores? Where!?" he asked.
"AHA!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"Eek!" The guy turned around and looked up at Inu Yasha terrified. "Inu!" he laughed nervously. "Hi man! Nice to see you again, best bud! Ol' pal! Good friend-I didn't do anything-how was your day?"
"Shio, what did I tell you about turning into me?" Inu Yasha asked with a vein popping on his forehead.
Shio was still holding his hands up in surrender. He laughed nervously. "Don't do it?"
"Right. So now what does that mean?" Inu Yasha asked him. It was like 24 questions.
"Uh," Shio bowed his head a little. "You'll laugh heartily and forgive me with a kind and merciful heart?"
"Mmm-no." Inu Yasha said.
"Really, man! I would never touch your woman!" Shio tried to plead as Inu Yasha dragged him away by the back of his kimono. "I mean-not that she isn't lovely-but I'm not like that! I have more respect then to pull something like that! I was only trying to help you! Make her more attached to you, ya know?"
Inu Yasha dragged him over to the lake, and pulled him up to his eyelevel. He looked at Shio and smiled a little too nicely. "It's okay, Shio! ^_^ I understand!"
Shio smiled a little then Inu Yasha said, "Just don't do it again, okay?"
"Okay!" Shio said. ^_^
"Okay!" Inu Yasha said. ^_^ He pushed Shio into the lake.
Shio came up, his hair and kimono dripping wet. T_T "Aw, man! No respect!"
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Yeah, probably went a little OCC with Shio, but o well. And its gonna stay this weird if you're wondering. The genre of each chapter will keep switching back and forth between angst and humor.