Happiness! ^_^ I'm starting to get reviews!
Moo-Moo-chan: ^_^V Thank you fur reviewing! Yeah the flash back chapters are usually really sad and the funny chapters will be something to look forward to. And thank you when you mention my story!
Rainwood: ^_^ Shio is probably my favorite original character and a lot about Shio and Inu's past will be revealed and you'll be surprised about how the same they are.
Lil Washu-chan: ^_^ hehe the voice of Shio, huh? You are right! I was thinking about it for a while, I knew what his voice sounded like but I didn't know who to compare it too. If Vash is the funny blond guy with the spiky hair on Trigun then, YES!! That is EXACTLY who he sounds like! V^_^V
BTW there is yet another new original character who is about to enter the story soon, and I promise that she will be just as interesting as Shio! ^_^
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"Families are like brownies; sweet with a few nuts."
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Chapter 4: Faux Gurl
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"What?!" Inu Yasha shouted at Kagome. "You just came back from your time! What do you need to go back for?"
She wasn't afraid of him. "Because a certain someone ate all of my chips!" she glared at him like she knew it was him.
He took a step back, sweat dropped and shouted, "It wasn't me!" he said.
Her expression became annoyed and she said, "You've got chip crumbs on your shirt."
"Huh?" he looked down and brushed the crumbs off of himself.
"When you try to lie to me, at least get rid of the evidence!" she shouted at him.
He was trying to think of some kind of comeback for that, but other then that, he was speechless.
Kagome turned to everyone else. "I won't be gone long, I'll get the chips, maybe some soda, some dog buiscuits, and come right back, okay?"
"Seeya later Kagome!" Sango said.
Kagome kissed Shippou on the head. Hugged Sango. Then gave Miroku a "friends only, don't touch me" hug. And then when she went to Shio he stood there with his eyes closed and lips puckered.
Kagome blushed and Inu Yasha growled at him.
Shio sweat dropped and smiled. "Just kidding man!" ^_^ He shook Kagome's hand and even kissed it. Then after Kagome blushed, said goodbye again and left, Shio had to explain to Inu Yasha that that was a way to greet a lady!
Inu Yasha still kept a wary eye on him. He and Shio had been best friends for a very long time, but everyone didn't understand why. Inu Yasha was a fighter who got angry very easily and was kind of reserved. But Shio was a playboy sexgod who was most of the time laid back and open, and when it came to fighting, he acted helpless. And through their fights, and Shio embarrassed Inu Yasha, and Inu Yasha made fun of him, they remained the best of friends.
They went and sat on a grassy hill near the village staring up at the clouds as they floated by overhead.
"So how have you been lately?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Fine. But the shards of the jewel are getting harder and harder to find." Shio said. He pointed up at a cloud, "That one looks like a slice of cheese."
Inu Yasha looked up at the cloud and shook his head. "I can't see it."
"Oh well." Shio said.
The wind blew through the grass and dandelion seeds floated by overhead.
"Why are you collecting the shards anyway?" Shio asked.
Inu Yasha sighed. "I'm trying to get them all before Naraku does."
"Who's Naraku?" Shio asked.
"He's an asshole who likes to toy with people's emotions." Inu Yasha growled at the very thought of him. "He manipulates people and uses other demons to do his dirty work." He said.
Shio looked up at the sky and said the first thought that came into his head. "He sounds like a pimp or something."
Inu Yasha slowly turned his head to give him a funny look.
Shio looked back and shrugged innocently. "What?"
Inu Yasha sighed and went back to concentrating on the clouds.
Then Shio saw two round clouds that were smooshed tight together. He grinned pervertedly and pointed it out to Inu Yasha, "Hey, man, what does that look like to you?"
Inu Yasha looked at it for a few seconds. It was interesting to him, but he couldn't figure it out. "What?"
Shio grinned and said, "It looks like Kagome's ass."
Inu Yasha sat up and glared at him. "Since when do you know what her ass looks like?"
Shio looked at him calmly yet confused, "What? You mean you've never tried to undress her with your eyes?"
Inu Yasha blushed and gawked at him. "WH-WHAT?!"
Shio looked up at the clouds again. "Man, it would be hard not to! Those long legs, that perfect figure, wow! If she were to have pups, they'd be beautiful!"
Inu Yasha continued to blush and growl at him.
Shio looked at him defensively. "What?? It's just saying what any normal man would think!"
"Keh!" Inu Yasha fell back down in the grass and put his hands behind his head irritably not wanting to discuss the subject further.
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Meanwhile at the village, Miroku was making his rounds.
"Will you bear my child?" he held the hands of a young girl and asked.
BONK!
Sango lifted her boomerang off of his head and the girl speed walked away looking back at them like they were psycho. She glared at him, "Pervert."
Miroku sighed and whined, "How come you don't smack Shio when he does something perverted?"
"That's different. Shio's only playing around and he waits for permission before he starts patting butts." She said disgustedly.
Miroku blinked at her then came over and held her hands. "Sango, would you give me permission to-"
BONK!
Sango rubbed the side of her boomerang and gasped. "You jerk! You put a dent on my Hiraikotsu!"
Miroku sat on the ground with another bump on his head. T_T
Then all of a sudden a strange feeling swept through him, kind of like when there was a demon nearby, only there was something different about this one. He could tell that the demon was not close by at all, but there was a lot of magic coming from where it was.
Sango noticed the serious look on his face. "What?"
"There is a demon nearby." He stood up and looked at her.
All of a sudden, Sango felt it too, and she wasn't even a priestess.
We'd better go tell the others!" she said and they ran off to find Inu Yasha and Shio.
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Kagome landed at the bottom of the well in the feudal era and felt like she had just jumped into a tank of warm jello. 'What's this weird feeling?' she asked herself.
"Kagome!" Shippou shouted from the lip of the well. He had been waiting very patiently for her return. Kagome climbed out with her big pink sack.
"Hello, Shippou-chan!" she said and hugged him. "Where's Inu Yasha and the others?"
"I don't know, they left a little while ago, but I wanted to wait for you!" Shippou said.
Kagome hugged him again just because he was so cute. "I wonder if they can feel this weird feeling too?"
"You too?" Shippou asked. "It feels like I'm sitting in someone's magic potion."
The energy felt far away, yet at the same time, very close. What was strange, was she knew what direction it was coming from, almost as if it were a shikon shard. She went over to her bike and put loaded her pack onto it. "Come on, Shippou! Let's go find it." She said.
Shippou jumped onto the basket of her bike and she started to peddle in the direction the magic energy was coming from. They went around a hill, down a steep path, around a cluster of rock formations and into a deeper part of Musashi's forest. Then she stopped her bike and stared at the source of the energy. A giant gooey ball about twice Kagome's size, sat attached to the face of a tall steep cliff.
"What is that?!" she said.
Shippou jumped out of the basket and looked at it. "It looks like a really big demon egg!" he said.
Then he shielded his eyes and squinted. "There's something in it!" he said.
Kagome tried to look inside but only saw a shadow deep at the core of the egg. "This is weird. Why is it emitting so much power?" she asked.
Then all of a sudden they heard a loud POP!
Shippou jumped onto Kagome's leg and she took a step back in fear. The egg made that sound. It popped again and then a long vertical line split down the middle. The egg popped open and a mountain of slime oozed out of it.
"Gross!" Kagome held her nose. Smoke rose out of the egg and the magic's strength started to die down. The nasty colored goo bubbled as if it were hot or reactive. "What's that?" Shippou looked at something solid stuck inside the goo. Then all of a sudden, a human looking hand popped out.
"IT'S AN ALIEN!!" Shippou shouted and jumped onto Kagome's shoulder. "No!" she said. She reached out and grabbed the hand, it was kind of wet from the goo, but it was safe to touch. Kagome pulled on the hand and an unconscious person slid out of the goo. "It's a girl!" Kagome said.
The girl lye on the ground, naked and completely covered in the goo. Kagome went over and tried to lightly shake her awake. "Excuse me? Girl?"
She slowly opened her eyes then her vision focused in on Kagome. She had deep emerald green eyes and long red eyelashes. She smiled admiringly at Kagome.
"Uh, hi!" Kagome said.
The girl smiled and threw her arms around Kagome, making the school girl feel really wrong. She was being hugged by a naked girl covered in unidentified slime. Kagome pulled her off of her and the girl sat silently smiling at her. "Um, excuse me, but what's your name?" she asked.
The girl continued to smile up at her like she didn't hear/understand her.
"Can you talk?" Kagome asked.
She sat there smiling.
Kagome sweat dropped. She pulled her bag over and started to go through it. The girl watched her curiously as she pulled out a towel. "Here!" Kagome said. She held it out to her.
The girl smiled brightly, took the towel in her hands and started stroking it like it was a cat. She smiled up at Kagome as if to say, 'Thank you! I like it!'
Kagome sweatdropped. "No, no." she said. She took the towel back and pretended to wipe her face with it to show her what to do.
The girl took the towel again, looked at it, then to Kagome as if unsure, and then started to wipe the slime off of her.
"What's wrong with her, Kagome?" Shippou asked. "Why is she so stupid?"
"I guess she's like a baby or something." Kagome told him what she thought. At last, the girl finished by wiping her hair with the towel then smiling at Kagome again.
The girl had long reddish-brown hair that went low down her back. She had two pointy fox ears on top of her head and a brown fox tail with a white point at the end.
"She's a kitsune!" Kagome said.
"Kitsune aren't born from eggs!" Shippou said.
"Well, this one was!" Kagome said. She draped a blanket over the girls shoulders and said, "Shippou, you stay here with her, I'll go to the village and get her some clothes." She started to walk away, but the girl got up and tried to follow her.
Kagome realized this and turned around to tell her, "No, stay!" she started to walk away again and the girl followed her. Kagome sighed and sat her down on the ground. "Shippou, hold her." Shippou held the girls hands and she looked down at him confused. "Okay, bye!" Kagome waved to them and started off.
"Bye, Kagome!" Shippou shouted.
The girl looked from her to him then from her again, nervously. She looked up at Kagome who was leaving. "Yaaaaaaaayaaaaaaa!!!" the girl shouted after her.
Kagome looked over at her in shock. The girl pulled one of her hands out of Shippou's and held it in Kagome's direction. "Yaaaaaawaaaaaaaaiiiiiiuuaaa!!!" she cried. Then her hand dropped and she burst into tears.
Kagome ran back over. "Shhh!!!" she tried to get her to settle down. The noise would probably send a group of hungry demons over. The girl wouldn't stop crying though. Kagome reached into her bag and pulled out a lolly. She unwrapped it and held it up in front of the girl. The girl stopped crying and stared, humbled by the shiny candy.
"Do you want it?" Kagome asked, she stuck it in the girl's hand. The girl looked at the sucker and sniffed it. It apparently smelled good to her and she started trying to bite it.
Kagome handed Shippou a sucker and he said, "Like this!" she watched him as he licked the sucker. After a few seconds she started licking hers and sat in silence while Kagome was able to go to the village and get a nice kimono for her.
Kagome had to help her because she tried stoking the kimono like the towel. The kimono was sleeveless, covering her shoulders. It was green with a white under kimono shirt and pants. There was a square silk wrap decorated in gold and green leaf decorations. They folded into a triangle and tied around her waist with the knot in front like a sash or belt. And Kagome got her some nice light brown sandals to go with it.
"Wow!" Shippou gaped at how stunning the kitsune girl was. The girl stood and was slightly taller then Kagome. She like she was about fifteen or sixteen even though she was just born.
"Do you want to go back to our village with us?" Kagome asked.
The girl just smiled and hugged Kagome's arm. Kagome sweat dropped and she and the two kitsune started to walk back.
Moo-Moo-chan: ^_^V Thank you fur reviewing! Yeah the flash back chapters are usually really sad and the funny chapters will be something to look forward to. And thank you when you mention my story!
Rainwood: ^_^ Shio is probably my favorite original character and a lot about Shio and Inu's past will be revealed and you'll be surprised about how the same they are.
Lil Washu-chan: ^_^ hehe the voice of Shio, huh? You are right! I was thinking about it for a while, I knew what his voice sounded like but I didn't know who to compare it too. If Vash is the funny blond guy with the spiky hair on Trigun then, YES!! That is EXACTLY who he sounds like! V^_^V
BTW there is yet another new original character who is about to enter the story soon, and I promise that she will be just as interesting as Shio! ^_^
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"Families are like brownies; sweet with a few nuts."
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Chapter 4: Faux Gurl
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"What?!" Inu Yasha shouted at Kagome. "You just came back from your time! What do you need to go back for?"
She wasn't afraid of him. "Because a certain someone ate all of my chips!" she glared at him like she knew it was him.
He took a step back, sweat dropped and shouted, "It wasn't me!" he said.
Her expression became annoyed and she said, "You've got chip crumbs on your shirt."
"Huh?" he looked down and brushed the crumbs off of himself.
"When you try to lie to me, at least get rid of the evidence!" she shouted at him.
He was trying to think of some kind of comeback for that, but other then that, he was speechless.
Kagome turned to everyone else. "I won't be gone long, I'll get the chips, maybe some soda, some dog buiscuits, and come right back, okay?"
"Seeya later Kagome!" Sango said.
Kagome kissed Shippou on the head. Hugged Sango. Then gave Miroku a "friends only, don't touch me" hug. And then when she went to Shio he stood there with his eyes closed and lips puckered.
Kagome blushed and Inu Yasha growled at him.
Shio sweat dropped and smiled. "Just kidding man!" ^_^ He shook Kagome's hand and even kissed it. Then after Kagome blushed, said goodbye again and left, Shio had to explain to Inu Yasha that that was a way to greet a lady!
Inu Yasha still kept a wary eye on him. He and Shio had been best friends for a very long time, but everyone didn't understand why. Inu Yasha was a fighter who got angry very easily and was kind of reserved. But Shio was a playboy sexgod who was most of the time laid back and open, and when it came to fighting, he acted helpless. And through their fights, and Shio embarrassed Inu Yasha, and Inu Yasha made fun of him, they remained the best of friends.
They went and sat on a grassy hill near the village staring up at the clouds as they floated by overhead.
"So how have you been lately?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Fine. But the shards of the jewel are getting harder and harder to find." Shio said. He pointed up at a cloud, "That one looks like a slice of cheese."
Inu Yasha looked up at the cloud and shook his head. "I can't see it."
"Oh well." Shio said.
The wind blew through the grass and dandelion seeds floated by overhead.
"Why are you collecting the shards anyway?" Shio asked.
Inu Yasha sighed. "I'm trying to get them all before Naraku does."
"Who's Naraku?" Shio asked.
"He's an asshole who likes to toy with people's emotions." Inu Yasha growled at the very thought of him. "He manipulates people and uses other demons to do his dirty work." He said.
Shio looked up at the sky and said the first thought that came into his head. "He sounds like a pimp or something."
Inu Yasha slowly turned his head to give him a funny look.
Shio looked back and shrugged innocently. "What?"
Inu Yasha sighed and went back to concentrating on the clouds.
Then Shio saw two round clouds that were smooshed tight together. He grinned pervertedly and pointed it out to Inu Yasha, "Hey, man, what does that look like to you?"
Inu Yasha looked at it for a few seconds. It was interesting to him, but he couldn't figure it out. "What?"
Shio grinned and said, "It looks like Kagome's ass."
Inu Yasha sat up and glared at him. "Since when do you know what her ass looks like?"
Shio looked at him calmly yet confused, "What? You mean you've never tried to undress her with your eyes?"
Inu Yasha blushed and gawked at him. "WH-WHAT?!"
Shio looked up at the clouds again. "Man, it would be hard not to! Those long legs, that perfect figure, wow! If she were to have pups, they'd be beautiful!"
Inu Yasha continued to blush and growl at him.
Shio looked at him defensively. "What?? It's just saying what any normal man would think!"
"Keh!" Inu Yasha fell back down in the grass and put his hands behind his head irritably not wanting to discuss the subject further.
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Meanwhile at the village, Miroku was making his rounds.
"Will you bear my child?" he held the hands of a young girl and asked.
BONK!
Sango lifted her boomerang off of his head and the girl speed walked away looking back at them like they were psycho. She glared at him, "Pervert."
Miroku sighed and whined, "How come you don't smack Shio when he does something perverted?"
"That's different. Shio's only playing around and he waits for permission before he starts patting butts." She said disgustedly.
Miroku blinked at her then came over and held her hands. "Sango, would you give me permission to-"
BONK!
Sango rubbed the side of her boomerang and gasped. "You jerk! You put a dent on my Hiraikotsu!"
Miroku sat on the ground with another bump on his head. T_T
Then all of a sudden a strange feeling swept through him, kind of like when there was a demon nearby, only there was something different about this one. He could tell that the demon was not close by at all, but there was a lot of magic coming from where it was.
Sango noticed the serious look on his face. "What?"
"There is a demon nearby." He stood up and looked at her.
All of a sudden, Sango felt it too, and she wasn't even a priestess.
We'd better go tell the others!" she said and they ran off to find Inu Yasha and Shio.
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Kagome landed at the bottom of the well in the feudal era and felt like she had just jumped into a tank of warm jello. 'What's this weird feeling?' she asked herself.
"Kagome!" Shippou shouted from the lip of the well. He had been waiting very patiently for her return. Kagome climbed out with her big pink sack.
"Hello, Shippou-chan!" she said and hugged him. "Where's Inu Yasha and the others?"
"I don't know, they left a little while ago, but I wanted to wait for you!" Shippou said.
Kagome hugged him again just because he was so cute. "I wonder if they can feel this weird feeling too?"
"You too?" Shippou asked. "It feels like I'm sitting in someone's magic potion."
The energy felt far away, yet at the same time, very close. What was strange, was she knew what direction it was coming from, almost as if it were a shikon shard. She went over to her bike and put loaded her pack onto it. "Come on, Shippou! Let's go find it." She said.
Shippou jumped onto the basket of her bike and she started to peddle in the direction the magic energy was coming from. They went around a hill, down a steep path, around a cluster of rock formations and into a deeper part of Musashi's forest. Then she stopped her bike and stared at the source of the energy. A giant gooey ball about twice Kagome's size, sat attached to the face of a tall steep cliff.
"What is that?!" she said.
Shippou jumped out of the basket and looked at it. "It looks like a really big demon egg!" he said.
Then he shielded his eyes and squinted. "There's something in it!" he said.
Kagome tried to look inside but only saw a shadow deep at the core of the egg. "This is weird. Why is it emitting so much power?" she asked.
Then all of a sudden they heard a loud POP!
Shippou jumped onto Kagome's leg and she took a step back in fear. The egg made that sound. It popped again and then a long vertical line split down the middle. The egg popped open and a mountain of slime oozed out of it.
"Gross!" Kagome held her nose. Smoke rose out of the egg and the magic's strength started to die down. The nasty colored goo bubbled as if it were hot or reactive. "What's that?" Shippou looked at something solid stuck inside the goo. Then all of a sudden, a human looking hand popped out.
"IT'S AN ALIEN!!" Shippou shouted and jumped onto Kagome's shoulder. "No!" she said. She reached out and grabbed the hand, it was kind of wet from the goo, but it was safe to touch. Kagome pulled on the hand and an unconscious person slid out of the goo. "It's a girl!" Kagome said.
The girl lye on the ground, naked and completely covered in the goo. Kagome went over and tried to lightly shake her awake. "Excuse me? Girl?"
She slowly opened her eyes then her vision focused in on Kagome. She had deep emerald green eyes and long red eyelashes. She smiled admiringly at Kagome.
"Uh, hi!" Kagome said.
The girl smiled and threw her arms around Kagome, making the school girl feel really wrong. She was being hugged by a naked girl covered in unidentified slime. Kagome pulled her off of her and the girl sat silently smiling at her. "Um, excuse me, but what's your name?" she asked.
The girl continued to smile up at her like she didn't hear/understand her.
"Can you talk?" Kagome asked.
She sat there smiling.
Kagome sweat dropped. She pulled her bag over and started to go through it. The girl watched her curiously as she pulled out a towel. "Here!" Kagome said. She held it out to her.
The girl smiled brightly, took the towel in her hands and started stroking it like it was a cat. She smiled up at Kagome as if to say, 'Thank you! I like it!'
Kagome sweatdropped. "No, no." she said. She took the towel back and pretended to wipe her face with it to show her what to do.
The girl took the towel again, looked at it, then to Kagome as if unsure, and then started to wipe the slime off of her.
"What's wrong with her, Kagome?" Shippou asked. "Why is she so stupid?"
"I guess she's like a baby or something." Kagome told him what she thought. At last, the girl finished by wiping her hair with the towel then smiling at Kagome again.
The girl had long reddish-brown hair that went low down her back. She had two pointy fox ears on top of her head and a brown fox tail with a white point at the end.
"She's a kitsune!" Kagome said.
"Kitsune aren't born from eggs!" Shippou said.
"Well, this one was!" Kagome said. She draped a blanket over the girls shoulders and said, "Shippou, you stay here with her, I'll go to the village and get her some clothes." She started to walk away, but the girl got up and tried to follow her.
Kagome realized this and turned around to tell her, "No, stay!" she started to walk away again and the girl followed her. Kagome sighed and sat her down on the ground. "Shippou, hold her." Shippou held the girls hands and she looked down at him confused. "Okay, bye!" Kagome waved to them and started off.
"Bye, Kagome!" Shippou shouted.
The girl looked from her to him then from her again, nervously. She looked up at Kagome who was leaving. "Yaaaaaaaayaaaaaaa!!!" the girl shouted after her.
Kagome looked over at her in shock. The girl pulled one of her hands out of Shippou's and held it in Kagome's direction. "Yaaaaaawaaaaaaaaiiiiiiuuaaa!!!" she cried. Then her hand dropped and she burst into tears.
Kagome ran back over. "Shhh!!!" she tried to get her to settle down. The noise would probably send a group of hungry demons over. The girl wouldn't stop crying though. Kagome reached into her bag and pulled out a lolly. She unwrapped it and held it up in front of the girl. The girl stopped crying and stared, humbled by the shiny candy.
"Do you want it?" Kagome asked, she stuck it in the girl's hand. The girl looked at the sucker and sniffed it. It apparently smelled good to her and she started trying to bite it.
Kagome handed Shippou a sucker and he said, "Like this!" she watched him as he licked the sucker. After a few seconds she started licking hers and sat in silence while Kagome was able to go to the village and get a nice kimono for her.
Kagome had to help her because she tried stoking the kimono like the towel. The kimono was sleeveless, covering her shoulders. It was green with a white under kimono shirt and pants. There was a square silk wrap decorated in gold and green leaf decorations. They folded into a triangle and tied around her waist with the knot in front like a sash or belt. And Kagome got her some nice light brown sandals to go with it.
"Wow!" Shippou gaped at how stunning the kitsune girl was. The girl stood and was slightly taller then Kagome. She like she was about fifteen or sixteen even though she was just born.
"Do you want to go back to our village with us?" Kagome asked.
The girl just smiled and hugged Kagome's arm. Kagome sweat dropped and she and the two kitsune started to walk back.