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"Families are like brownies; sweet with a few nuts."
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Chapter 5: Sumiko
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Inu Yasha, Shio, Miroku, and Sango stood in front of the giant demon egg, which was still decaying. Whatever horrible smells and gases that were inside before, had staled and grown even more bitter.
"Ugh!" Sango put her exterminator mask on. Inu Yasha and Shio covered their noses with their sleeves. Miroko covered his nose and mouth with a cloth. The preist knelt to examine the egg. "What sort of demon hatched out of this?" he asked out loud. Shio felt like he was going to be sick.
"Hang on!" Inu Yasha said taking his sleeve off of his nose and sniffing the air. "Kagome's scent!"
"UGH! How can you smell ANYTHING but rotten eggs right now??" Shio asked turning about as green as his kimono.
Inu Yasha ignored him and started sniffing around. "Kagome.......Shippou......and someone else....." he concluded.
"Maybe it was what hatched out of that egg?" Sango suggested.
"I hope not." Miroku said. "If it were the hatchling, it probably would have eaten Lady Kagome and Shippou."
Inu Yasha growled and said, "Shut up, Miroku! I can't even smell her blood! I think I'd know if it ate her or not."
"Can you smell anything Shio?" Miroku asked.
Shio heaved and they heard a funny growl coming from his guts. He put one hand over his mouth and held his stomach with the other and ran off screen. They heard gagging noises and Inu Yasha rolled his eyes, "Lameo!" he shouted.
"Oh god!" they heard Shio say weakly. "I just threw up on an ant hill......cool!"
Inu Yasha sighed and resumed tracking Kagome.
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"-eight, nine, ten! Ready or not, here I come!"
Shippou had taken the girl and gone off to play hide and seek with the village children.
Kagome sat trying to do her homework, but she couldn't concentrate at all! She was interested in the new girl and how she acted. It was obvious that the girl wasn't a mute, because she heard her laughter and "baby talk" ever since they got to the village. The children loved her and she loved them. But why she was inside an egg was something no one understood.
"Kagome!"
Inu Yasha landed next to her with an expression of concern and anger. "Where the hell where you?! Miroku thought you were dead!" he said. (Translation: Where were you?! I was worried sick; Miroku scared me with that comment about you being eaten.)
"Oh, Inu Yasha!" The other members of their party came over as she stood up. She told them about finding the egg and the girl who came out of it.
"Where is she?" Sango asked.
"Over there." Kagome pointed at the girl kneeling on the ground with her back to them, covering her eyes, thinking she was well hidden. They started to walk over to her. "Oh by the way," Kagome said. "She doesn't know how to talk, I tried asking for her name and everything, she can't form real words."
They stood behind her, but the kitsune girl didn't seem to notice. Kagome went around and stood in front of her. She tapped her on the head and the auburn haired girl smiled up at her.
"Hi!" Kagome said.
The girl stood up and said as if quoting someone she heard, "What's up my greasy home fry?"
Kagome looked at her in shock. "You're speaking!" she said.
"Hai!" the girl nodded and smiled.
"What is your name?" Kagome asked.
The girl smiled at her in silence for a few seconds and Kagome guessed she wasn't going to tell her.
"Sumiko!" the girl said and pointed her index fingers into her cheeks and smiled. Kagome laughed a little then said, "Well, Sumiko, I want you to meet my friends!" she turned the girl around to face the group.
Sumiko blinked at them all and then smiled and said, "Yo, Dawg!"
Sango smiled back at her. This Sumiko looked like a sweet and friendly person. She could see the innocence in her expression.
Miroku liked what he saw. He went up to her and held her hands, "Will you bear my child?"
Everyone but Shio, Miroku, and Sumiko facefaulted. Sumiko just blinked, smiling innocently then said, "Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!"
Miroku just kind of stood there, never having received that kind of response to his twenty dollar quote before. "Do I take that as a yes?"
Sango grabbed him by the ear and dragged him away from Sumiko.
Inu Yasha just started at her. He had never seen that girl before, yet there was something familiar about her. And Shio felt the same way, but he only contemplated it for a second before doing a math problem in his head: Hot Fox Chick + Horny Dog/Fox Demon= Pleasant Night.
He went over and put an arm around Sumiko's shoulder. "Hi!" ^_^ he said.
She stared up at him. He was very pretty, and had big green eyes. She smiled at him and said, "Kitty cat!"
He laughed lightly and said, "No, I'm a kitsune like you!" then his eyes filled with the mischievousness of a master tempter, "A very-lonely, kitsune." He said in a low sexy voice. He looked at Kagome and Sango. "I suggest you look away and cover your ears."
They were confused, but they did what he said.
He turned on his magic charm, everything that usually lured woman who held desire in their hearts and impure thoughts in their mind, which pretty much meant any woman alive. "He raised her hand and kissed it." She watched and smiled at him. He looked up at her, his eyes half lidded and his inviting lips slightly parted. Then he said, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever had the pleasure of meeting." Well that right there should have done it. Within seconds, she would be have been hornier then a rosebush and be begging him to go to bed with her. No woman he had ever met had ever withstood this much of his temptation.
The girl smiled then grabbed one of the long locks of hair he had hanging alongside his face. She gave it a short tug and laughed cutely, "Kitty funny!" she said.
Shio face faulted.
"Can we turn back around yet?" Kagome asked taking her hands off of her ears.
"Yes," Inu Yasha shook his head after just watching Shio crash and burn for the first time from using his enchantment. He pulled the player to his feet.
Shio stood there in complete shock. "I don't understand!" he said in disbelief. "I used a lot of enchantment just then! All a woman needs to do to be caught in the spell is to have thought an impure thought at least once in their life! It has never, never, ever, ever failed!"
Sumiko went over to Kagome and hugged her from behind.
"What is she a lesbian?" Shio asked suddenly.
"I don't know!" Kagome sweat dropped.
Inu Yasha was confused. He had never thought of Kagome being stolen from hi-their group by another girl. He went over and pulled Kagome away from her.
Sumiko looked sad that he took her away.
Inu Yasha growled at her. "What do you want?" he asked.
Sumiko looked up at him and pouted. It scared him, because now he was definitely sure he had seen that face somewhere before. She whimpered and asked, "Puppy friend?"
Inu Yasha was temporarily too confused and shocked to speak. Sumiko went over and hugged Kagome's arm. "Mommy, Puppy friend?" she asked her.
Kagome looked over at Inu Yasha who was spacing out. "Inu Yasha? He's a friend, yeah. He just takes some getting used to-did you just call me "Mommy"?"
Sumiko rubbed her head against Kagome's arm affectionately. "The price is right!" she said.
Kagome looked at her nervously then at Miroku and Sango who were watching with interest while Inu Yasha and Shio were trying to get rid of their mental trauma. "She thinks I'm her mother!!" she said to them.
"I think it's cute!" Sango said.
"I wish I had a child." Miroku mused.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" Sumiko said with a large contented smile.
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Well peeps, what do you think of the new character? Reviews would be loverly.
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"Families are like brownies; sweet with a few nuts."
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Chapter 5: Sumiko
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Inu Yasha, Shio, Miroku, and Sango stood in front of the giant demon egg, which was still decaying. Whatever horrible smells and gases that were inside before, had staled and grown even more bitter.
"Ugh!" Sango put her exterminator mask on. Inu Yasha and Shio covered their noses with their sleeves. Miroko covered his nose and mouth with a cloth. The preist knelt to examine the egg. "What sort of demon hatched out of this?" he asked out loud. Shio felt like he was going to be sick.
"Hang on!" Inu Yasha said taking his sleeve off of his nose and sniffing the air. "Kagome's scent!"
"UGH! How can you smell ANYTHING but rotten eggs right now??" Shio asked turning about as green as his kimono.
Inu Yasha ignored him and started sniffing around. "Kagome.......Shippou......and someone else....." he concluded.
"Maybe it was what hatched out of that egg?" Sango suggested.
"I hope not." Miroku said. "If it were the hatchling, it probably would have eaten Lady Kagome and Shippou."
Inu Yasha growled and said, "Shut up, Miroku! I can't even smell her blood! I think I'd know if it ate her or not."
"Can you smell anything Shio?" Miroku asked.
Shio heaved and they heard a funny growl coming from his guts. He put one hand over his mouth and held his stomach with the other and ran off screen. They heard gagging noises and Inu Yasha rolled his eyes, "Lameo!" he shouted.
"Oh god!" they heard Shio say weakly. "I just threw up on an ant hill......cool!"
Inu Yasha sighed and resumed tracking Kagome.
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"-eight, nine, ten! Ready or not, here I come!"
Shippou had taken the girl and gone off to play hide and seek with the village children.
Kagome sat trying to do her homework, but she couldn't concentrate at all! She was interested in the new girl and how she acted. It was obvious that the girl wasn't a mute, because she heard her laughter and "baby talk" ever since they got to the village. The children loved her and she loved them. But why she was inside an egg was something no one understood.
"Kagome!"
Inu Yasha landed next to her with an expression of concern and anger. "Where the hell where you?! Miroku thought you were dead!" he said. (Translation: Where were you?! I was worried sick; Miroku scared me with that comment about you being eaten.)
"Oh, Inu Yasha!" The other members of their party came over as she stood up. She told them about finding the egg and the girl who came out of it.
"Where is she?" Sango asked.
"Over there." Kagome pointed at the girl kneeling on the ground with her back to them, covering her eyes, thinking she was well hidden. They started to walk over to her. "Oh by the way," Kagome said. "She doesn't know how to talk, I tried asking for her name and everything, she can't form real words."
They stood behind her, but the kitsune girl didn't seem to notice. Kagome went around and stood in front of her. She tapped her on the head and the auburn haired girl smiled up at her.
"Hi!" Kagome said.
The girl stood up and said as if quoting someone she heard, "What's up my greasy home fry?"
Kagome looked at her in shock. "You're speaking!" she said.
"Hai!" the girl nodded and smiled.
"What is your name?" Kagome asked.
The girl smiled at her in silence for a few seconds and Kagome guessed she wasn't going to tell her.
"Sumiko!" the girl said and pointed her index fingers into her cheeks and smiled. Kagome laughed a little then said, "Well, Sumiko, I want you to meet my friends!" she turned the girl around to face the group.
Sumiko blinked at them all and then smiled and said, "Yo, Dawg!"
Sango smiled back at her. This Sumiko looked like a sweet and friendly person. She could see the innocence in her expression.
Miroku liked what he saw. He went up to her and held her hands, "Will you bear my child?"
Everyone but Shio, Miroku, and Sumiko facefaulted. Sumiko just blinked, smiling innocently then said, "Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!"
Miroku just kind of stood there, never having received that kind of response to his twenty dollar quote before. "Do I take that as a yes?"
Sango grabbed him by the ear and dragged him away from Sumiko.
Inu Yasha just started at her. He had never seen that girl before, yet there was something familiar about her. And Shio felt the same way, but he only contemplated it for a second before doing a math problem in his head: Hot Fox Chick + Horny Dog/Fox Demon= Pleasant Night.
He went over and put an arm around Sumiko's shoulder. "Hi!" ^_^ he said.
She stared up at him. He was very pretty, and had big green eyes. She smiled at him and said, "Kitty cat!"
He laughed lightly and said, "No, I'm a kitsune like you!" then his eyes filled with the mischievousness of a master tempter, "A very-lonely, kitsune." He said in a low sexy voice. He looked at Kagome and Sango. "I suggest you look away and cover your ears."
They were confused, but they did what he said.
He turned on his magic charm, everything that usually lured woman who held desire in their hearts and impure thoughts in their mind, which pretty much meant any woman alive. "He raised her hand and kissed it." She watched and smiled at him. He looked up at her, his eyes half lidded and his inviting lips slightly parted. Then he said, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever had the pleasure of meeting." Well that right there should have done it. Within seconds, she would be have been hornier then a rosebush and be begging him to go to bed with her. No woman he had ever met had ever withstood this much of his temptation.
The girl smiled then grabbed one of the long locks of hair he had hanging alongside his face. She gave it a short tug and laughed cutely, "Kitty funny!" she said.
Shio face faulted.
"Can we turn back around yet?" Kagome asked taking her hands off of her ears.
"Yes," Inu Yasha shook his head after just watching Shio crash and burn for the first time from using his enchantment. He pulled the player to his feet.
Shio stood there in complete shock. "I don't understand!" he said in disbelief. "I used a lot of enchantment just then! All a woman needs to do to be caught in the spell is to have thought an impure thought at least once in their life! It has never, never, ever, ever failed!"
Sumiko went over to Kagome and hugged her from behind.
"What is she a lesbian?" Shio asked suddenly.
"I don't know!" Kagome sweat dropped.
Inu Yasha was confused. He had never thought of Kagome being stolen from hi-their group by another girl. He went over and pulled Kagome away from her.
Sumiko looked sad that he took her away.
Inu Yasha growled at her. "What do you want?" he asked.
Sumiko looked up at him and pouted. It scared him, because now he was definitely sure he had seen that face somewhere before. She whimpered and asked, "Puppy friend?"
Inu Yasha was temporarily too confused and shocked to speak. Sumiko went over and hugged Kagome's arm. "Mommy, Puppy friend?" she asked her.
Kagome looked over at Inu Yasha who was spacing out. "Inu Yasha? He's a friend, yeah. He just takes some getting used to-did you just call me "Mommy"?"
Sumiko rubbed her head against Kagome's arm affectionately. "The price is right!" she said.
Kagome looked at her nervously then at Miroku and Sango who were watching with interest while Inu Yasha and Shio were trying to get rid of their mental trauma. "She thinks I'm her mother!!" she said to them.
"I think it's cute!" Sango said.
"I wish I had a child." Miroku mused.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" Sumiko said with a large contented smile.
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Well peeps, what do you think of the new character? Reviews would be loverly.