Well, today I am up in the poetic bling bling! ^_^ I've come up with the
chant for a spell that will be used later on in the story, otherwise, I got
lots of homework, peeps. Not counting the studying for finals, but my
English teacher is getting scarier now that she's pregnant. (If you ever
have a pregnant teacher, head for the hills (Especially if it's a man.))
Now she's making up write a book review speech (mine is over the
Silmarillion), and we are reading the joy luck club. If you're like me and
you have a goofy Indiana accent, the cute little Chinese style of speaking
gets annoying while you're reading it.
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"Families are like brownies; sweet with a few nuts."
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Chapter 9: Sleepover
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Miroku pasted a spell scroll against the door frame of a mansion. He turned to the rich owner of the house. "There! Now that ominous cloud hanging over your home will disperse!"
The man nodded to him, "Thank you, Lord Monk!"
Miroku did his one handed praying thing, then slid open the screen door and inhaled the scent of the greasy Japanese food that sat waiting in the large room inside.
"Cheeseburger!" Sumiko shouted and sat down in front of a tray that held a bowl of rice and shrimp.
"Miroku, you lied again." Inu Yasha pointed out in annoyance.
Miroku walked in calmly and said, "It offers them comfort in times like these." He found a seat next to Sango. She looked at him warily as she picked up her chopsticks. She set a plate of shrimp on the floor for Kirara. Kirara waved her two tails happily and licked the raw shrimp.
The last two to come inside were Shio and Shippou, who found himself a nice place to sit next to Kagome. Then Shio realized the only place left to sit was next to Sumiko. She smiled at him and patted the floor next to her. "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"
Shio rolled his eyes and went to go sit down. She smiled up at him and said, "I taught I taw a puddy tat!"
He narrowed his eyes at her then started into his food. 'Honestly, she asks like my sister.' He thought.
Sumiko picked up her bowl, and once again smashed her face into the bowl and gulped down the rice. Everyone watched her eating out of the corner of their eyes. Within seconds, she set the bowl down and grinned contentedly. Kagome looked down at her watch, "Wow! That took her ten seconds less then the last time she did that!"
"Yay!" Sumiko cheered for herself with bits of rice clinging to her chin. Sango passed her a napkin. Sumiko knew what to do with it this time, but when she was completely done eating, she realized that everyone else had barely started. And right away, she became bored out of her mind. She turned to Kagome, "Mother, candy?"
"Uh, sure, Sumiko," Kagome said. "There's some in my pack."
"Gracias!" Sumiko smiled and crawled over to her backpack. It took her a minute to figure out how to open it, but when she did, she gasped. There were so many interesting things inside!
She reached in and pulled out a dictionary. She stuffed it into her kimono and put her hand in the bag again. She pulled out an algebra study guide. She stuffed it into her kimono and reached in again. She ended up pulling and stuffing a deck of cards, a dirty romance novel, the bible, and a tube of lipstick before she found some peach flavored gum. "Candy!" she shouted and came back to sit in her place.
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Meanwhile, across the land, a modest little mansion sat inconspicuously in the middle of a giant purple barrier of poisonous gas. Very inconspicuous indeed.
Kagura the wind user approached a dimly lit room in the mansion, and as she did, she heard a girl's voice from inside the room call, "Come oooon, lucky seven! Kikase needs a new pair of Shinto sandals!" There came the clatter of a pair of dice being thrown against the wall, and that was when Kagura reached the room.
"HAH! Eight! You lose again!" A girl with long black hair and pale white skin said.
A girl sitting across from her with long blond hair and green clothes gaped at the dice. "No fair! You rigged the dice!"
"No I didn't! You're just sadly unlucky! Now pay up, loser!" the dark haired girl held out her hand. Kikase grumbled and handed her some money.
Kagura stood watching them from the doorway. "Naraku doesn't allow gambling in his mansion."
The dark haired girl leaned back with her hands behind her head. "Oh, what a hypocrite! He gambles with people's lives more often then Kikase over there practices her flute!"
"-I practice my flute-a lot." Kikase tapped the end of her wooden flute on the floor.
Kagura sighed wistfully and said, "Yes, but he always seems to win those gambles, sadly." She held up her fan and looked at the dark girl. "Shitai, Naraku wants to know if you've brought that girl back yet."
Shitai snorted and said, "Yeah, well Naraku only gave me one week's notice when he gave me this job! Maybe he can bring 50 year old people back from the dead in one afternoon, but I can't!"
Kagura looked at her amused and questioning. "Urasue was able to bring Kikyo back in one afternoon."
"Urasue is a second rate mud hag!" Shitai looked extremely irritated. "That witch can only make fake bodies! Very few people know how to bring the dead back the way I do!" she smiled smugly and said, "What I do is make an exact carbon copy of the dead person's body and soul, giving them complete flexibility. And it can last for a long time, because you don't need to keep feeding it souls!" then she turned her annoyed expression back in Kagura's direction. "And if Naraku thinks he can get any better, then by all means!" She looked over at the person sitting in the shadows of the room and said, "I mean, that sixty one years-dead girl was hard enough, but then he expects me to bring back a fifty-one years dead adult! Adults are harder then children, let me tell you!"
The person in the dark made no sounds of movement or motions of thought. Shitai glanced back at Kagura and said, "Tell Naraku that the fastest I can work is four to five days on this one, or else she will be too unstable."
Kagura shrugged and left the room. "Whatever."
The moon came out from behind the clouds and it's light flashed over the silver hair of the girl in the room. She sat staring at the floor with an emotionless expression on her face. Shitai smiled at her and said, "How's it hanging over there, Sashimi?"
The girl showed no signs of emotion. She looked up at the Shitai with glassy blue eyes.
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"Here you go." Kagome handed Sumiko a pair of lilac silky pj's decorated with little pictures of ice cream cones.
"Oh! Shiny!" Sumiko took the pajamas and rubbed the front of the shirt against her cheek feeling the silk. Then she started to take off her kimono right there in the main room.
"Wait! No, Sumiko!" Kagome stopped her and lead her to a room she could change in.
The guys sat in a row and watched Sumiko, Kagome, Kirara, and Sango leave the room in that order.
Miroku grinned after them then turned to the other guys. "I bet that girl is worth seeing in the hot spring!" he said.
Inu Yasha gave him a disgusted look, "What are you talking about?"
Miroku started fantasizing. "Come on! You don't think she's hot?"
Inu Yasha looked annoyed and said, "I don't know what you're talking about, she's not all that pretty."
Shio, Miroku and Shippou all looked at Inu Yasha like he was insane.
"Do you have holes for eyes??" Shippou asked.
"For real, man! She's drop dead gorgeous!" Shio said.
Inu Yasha just folded his arms and said, "I have no interest in her."
Shio looked scared and said, "Oh god! Don't tell me you're gay!"
"NO!!" Inu Yasha shouted at him. "Maybe you have a thing for girls who act like toddlers but I don't! And I thought you hated her!!"
"I despise her!" Shio said. "But she turns me on so much!"
"Same here!" Miroku nodded.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" they jumped as someone screamed from across the house. Shippou jumped onto Miroku's shoulder. The three adolescence guys stood up and waited for whatever horror was reeking havoc to come into the room.
The sound of running and things falling over flew through the hallways, when all of a sudden, Sumiko came running through the room the guys were in laughing like a maniac. Only, there was something different about her. She was dressed in nothing but pink underwear from the future. She screamed with laughter and ran past them like they weren't even there. A wind blew past them, then Kagome came through the room, after the fox girl with a pair of pajamas over her arm. "Sumiko, get back here! You're not decent!"
A few seconds after Kagome passed, Sango came through with Kirara at her feet. "The fox hunt is on!" she called as she passed.
The guys stood there in silence. Shippou looked around in confusion. "I wasn't paying attention, what happened?"
Miroku, Shio, and Inu Yasha blinked.
Then all of a sudden, Miroku ran in the direction they left. "Wait for me, Sango! I'll help you catch her!"
Shio came after him, "Me too! I'm really fast!"
Inu Yasha ran after him, and Shippou ran behind all of them shouting, "Wait for me! I don't want to be left behind!"
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^_^ I am in my happy place ya'll!! And I finished the sillmarilion! Now all I have to do is write the dreaded speech and wear a skirt next Wednesday when I read it. _
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"Families are like brownies; sweet with a few nuts."
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Chapter 9: Sleepover
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Miroku pasted a spell scroll against the door frame of a mansion. He turned to the rich owner of the house. "There! Now that ominous cloud hanging over your home will disperse!"
The man nodded to him, "Thank you, Lord Monk!"
Miroku did his one handed praying thing, then slid open the screen door and inhaled the scent of the greasy Japanese food that sat waiting in the large room inside.
"Cheeseburger!" Sumiko shouted and sat down in front of a tray that held a bowl of rice and shrimp.
"Miroku, you lied again." Inu Yasha pointed out in annoyance.
Miroku walked in calmly and said, "It offers them comfort in times like these." He found a seat next to Sango. She looked at him warily as she picked up her chopsticks. She set a plate of shrimp on the floor for Kirara. Kirara waved her two tails happily and licked the raw shrimp.
The last two to come inside were Shio and Shippou, who found himself a nice place to sit next to Kagome. Then Shio realized the only place left to sit was next to Sumiko. She smiled at him and patted the floor next to her. "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"
Shio rolled his eyes and went to go sit down. She smiled up at him and said, "I taught I taw a puddy tat!"
He narrowed his eyes at her then started into his food. 'Honestly, she asks like my sister.' He thought.
Sumiko picked up her bowl, and once again smashed her face into the bowl and gulped down the rice. Everyone watched her eating out of the corner of their eyes. Within seconds, she set the bowl down and grinned contentedly. Kagome looked down at her watch, "Wow! That took her ten seconds less then the last time she did that!"
"Yay!" Sumiko cheered for herself with bits of rice clinging to her chin. Sango passed her a napkin. Sumiko knew what to do with it this time, but when she was completely done eating, she realized that everyone else had barely started. And right away, she became bored out of her mind. She turned to Kagome, "Mother, candy?"
"Uh, sure, Sumiko," Kagome said. "There's some in my pack."
"Gracias!" Sumiko smiled and crawled over to her backpack. It took her a minute to figure out how to open it, but when she did, she gasped. There were so many interesting things inside!
She reached in and pulled out a dictionary. She stuffed it into her kimono and put her hand in the bag again. She pulled out an algebra study guide. She stuffed it into her kimono and reached in again. She ended up pulling and stuffing a deck of cards, a dirty romance novel, the bible, and a tube of lipstick before she found some peach flavored gum. "Candy!" she shouted and came back to sit in her place.
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Meanwhile, across the land, a modest little mansion sat inconspicuously in the middle of a giant purple barrier of poisonous gas. Very inconspicuous indeed.
Kagura the wind user approached a dimly lit room in the mansion, and as she did, she heard a girl's voice from inside the room call, "Come oooon, lucky seven! Kikase needs a new pair of Shinto sandals!" There came the clatter of a pair of dice being thrown against the wall, and that was when Kagura reached the room.
"HAH! Eight! You lose again!" A girl with long black hair and pale white skin said.
A girl sitting across from her with long blond hair and green clothes gaped at the dice. "No fair! You rigged the dice!"
"No I didn't! You're just sadly unlucky! Now pay up, loser!" the dark haired girl held out her hand. Kikase grumbled and handed her some money.
Kagura stood watching them from the doorway. "Naraku doesn't allow gambling in his mansion."
The dark haired girl leaned back with her hands behind her head. "Oh, what a hypocrite! He gambles with people's lives more often then Kikase over there practices her flute!"
"-I practice my flute-a lot." Kikase tapped the end of her wooden flute on the floor.
Kagura sighed wistfully and said, "Yes, but he always seems to win those gambles, sadly." She held up her fan and looked at the dark girl. "Shitai, Naraku wants to know if you've brought that girl back yet."
Shitai snorted and said, "Yeah, well Naraku only gave me one week's notice when he gave me this job! Maybe he can bring 50 year old people back from the dead in one afternoon, but I can't!"
Kagura looked at her amused and questioning. "Urasue was able to bring Kikyo back in one afternoon."
"Urasue is a second rate mud hag!" Shitai looked extremely irritated. "That witch can only make fake bodies! Very few people know how to bring the dead back the way I do!" she smiled smugly and said, "What I do is make an exact carbon copy of the dead person's body and soul, giving them complete flexibility. And it can last for a long time, because you don't need to keep feeding it souls!" then she turned her annoyed expression back in Kagura's direction. "And if Naraku thinks he can get any better, then by all means!" She looked over at the person sitting in the shadows of the room and said, "I mean, that sixty one years-dead girl was hard enough, but then he expects me to bring back a fifty-one years dead adult! Adults are harder then children, let me tell you!"
The person in the dark made no sounds of movement or motions of thought. Shitai glanced back at Kagura and said, "Tell Naraku that the fastest I can work is four to five days on this one, or else she will be too unstable."
Kagura shrugged and left the room. "Whatever."
The moon came out from behind the clouds and it's light flashed over the silver hair of the girl in the room. She sat staring at the floor with an emotionless expression on her face. Shitai smiled at her and said, "How's it hanging over there, Sashimi?"
The girl showed no signs of emotion. She looked up at the Shitai with glassy blue eyes.
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"Here you go." Kagome handed Sumiko a pair of lilac silky pj's decorated with little pictures of ice cream cones.
"Oh! Shiny!" Sumiko took the pajamas and rubbed the front of the shirt against her cheek feeling the silk. Then she started to take off her kimono right there in the main room.
"Wait! No, Sumiko!" Kagome stopped her and lead her to a room she could change in.
The guys sat in a row and watched Sumiko, Kagome, Kirara, and Sango leave the room in that order.
Miroku grinned after them then turned to the other guys. "I bet that girl is worth seeing in the hot spring!" he said.
Inu Yasha gave him a disgusted look, "What are you talking about?"
Miroku started fantasizing. "Come on! You don't think she's hot?"
Inu Yasha looked annoyed and said, "I don't know what you're talking about, she's not all that pretty."
Shio, Miroku and Shippou all looked at Inu Yasha like he was insane.
"Do you have holes for eyes??" Shippou asked.
"For real, man! She's drop dead gorgeous!" Shio said.
Inu Yasha just folded his arms and said, "I have no interest in her."
Shio looked scared and said, "Oh god! Don't tell me you're gay!"
"NO!!" Inu Yasha shouted at him. "Maybe you have a thing for girls who act like toddlers but I don't! And I thought you hated her!!"
"I despise her!" Shio said. "But she turns me on so much!"
"Same here!" Miroku nodded.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" they jumped as someone screamed from across the house. Shippou jumped onto Miroku's shoulder. The three adolescence guys stood up and waited for whatever horror was reeking havoc to come into the room.
The sound of running and things falling over flew through the hallways, when all of a sudden, Sumiko came running through the room the guys were in laughing like a maniac. Only, there was something different about her. She was dressed in nothing but pink underwear from the future. She screamed with laughter and ran past them like they weren't even there. A wind blew past them, then Kagome came through the room, after the fox girl with a pair of pajamas over her arm. "Sumiko, get back here! You're not decent!"
A few seconds after Kagome passed, Sango came through with Kirara at her feet. "The fox hunt is on!" she called as she passed.
The guys stood there in silence. Shippou looked around in confusion. "I wasn't paying attention, what happened?"
Miroku, Shio, and Inu Yasha blinked.
Then all of a sudden, Miroku ran in the direction they left. "Wait for me, Sango! I'll help you catch her!"
Shio came after him, "Me too! I'm really fast!"
Inu Yasha ran after him, and Shippou ran behind all of them shouting, "Wait for me! I don't want to be left behind!"
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^_^ I am in my happy place ya'll!! And I finished the sillmarilion! Now all I have to do is write the dreaded speech and wear a skirt next Wednesday when I read it. _