Cam-Sama: I'm baaaaaack! And I'll try to make this chapter better than the
last one, it was stupid. This one should have more stupid yet fnny
challenges, and Filia will probably hit Xellos over the head, but that's
OK! ^_^ Oh yeah, and if you forgot who N.T.W.S.N. is it's Naga The White
Serpent Nurse
***DISCLAIMER***I don't own Slayers, but one day I will! AND THEN...I'LL OWN THE WORLD! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!...sorry, burst of psychotic energy there...
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Cam-Sama: And we're back at the Slayers Race where we are about to start round 2! This one will be everyone's favorite Golden Dragon...
Filia: Thank you! Thank you!*bows*
Cam-Sama:...Against everyone's favorite Mazoku!
Xellos:*bows*
Filia: BOOOO! BOOOO!
Audience in the Golden Dragon section: BOOOO! BOOOO!
Xellos:*gives death glare*
Golden Dragons:...eep...
Cam-Sama:*sweatdrops* OK then...aaaaaany way, these two will have to do another race to the finish for that completely useless point they'll get for winning! It has nothing to do with getting the Clair Bible, but that's just to bad. Now, get to your starting positions! Ready...set...g-
Filia: WAAAAAIIIT!!
Cam-Sama: WHAT!? Don't you dare say you should get a head start because your blind! I already know you aren't!
Filia: Well, I just wanna finish my cup of tea.
Cam-Sama: Grrrrr...if these things annoy me so much I don't know why I write them! HURRY UP FILIA!
Filia: NO! Tea is one of those things that can't be rushed!
Cam-Sama: Oh yeah? Muahahahahahaha! *makes some minor changes to the story* HA! Ohh Filia-chan! Would you please look in that mirror over there! *snicker snicker*
Filia: Alright, but it better not interrupt drinking my- EEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGG! *runs away, shrieking like a banshee* WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME! MY BEAUTIFUL BODY! GONE! WAAAAAAAA*sob*
Cam-Sama: Will you race now? Or do I have to make it worse?
Filia: I'll race! I'll race! But I don't see what can be worse than turning me into a copy of HIM!*points at Xellos*
Cam-Sama: Oh, you never know what I'll think up!*turns Filia back to normal* Now...ready...set...GO!
Filia & Xellos:*runs like crazy*
Cam-Sama: Well, they're moving pretty fast! They're already out of-
Lina: GOURRY! GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKEN! AND LEGGO MY EGGO!
Gourry: THEY'RE MINE! I PAYED FOR EM'!
Lina: AND THEN YOU GAVE THEM TO ME! NOW LET GO!
Lina & Gourry:*wrestle over food*
Cam-Sama:...please, everyone...just look at the screen. Ahh, good! Filia and Xellos have just made it to the first challenge! They have to play that American Gladiators game with the big staff things! They're opponents are big, yellow, furless gorilla's with lipstick on! Where do we get these weird animals? I have no idea! Ooooohh, that must hurt! Filia's gorilla just hit her over the head! She looks dazed...wait! She's getting back to...uh-oh, there's her tail! That can only mean!...
Filia: HOW DARE YOU HIT ME OVER THE HEAD!? I'LL LET YOU MEET MY GOOD FRIEND MACE-SAMA! HEEEEYAAAH! *BONK*
Filia's Gorilla: Duuuuhhh???*falls down*
Filia: Haha! Victory! *does cheesy victory pose**blink blink* 0.o What am I doing! I gotta get moving! *dashes ahead*
Xellos: I told you! The reason I beat you is a secret! Sore wa himitsu desu! And furthermore...Aak! Filia's already way up ahead! *runs after Filia*
Xellos ran as fast as he could to catch up to Filia. He wanted to teleport but he knew he'd be zapped, which Cam-Sama hoped he didn't remember because there had been no zapping whatsoever in this chapter! H finally caught up to her, since she couldn't run as fast with Mace-Sama under her skirt.
Xellos: My, my, Filia! You must be out of shape! I never exercise and I already caught up to you!
Filia: WHAT!? JUST WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT CHALLENGE! I'LL BEAT YOU FOR SURE!
Xellos: Ahh, and speaking of challenge, here we are! And it looks like we have to...AAAHHHH!
Filia: AND FURTHERMORE- *GASP**eyes get big and shiny, background turns to pastel lights* TEA! I'M IN HEAVEN!
Xellos: OOOOOOWWW! STOP BEING SO HAPPY! Erg...*falls onto ground*
Filia:*still in overly-happy mode* But how can I stop with all this tea! And...ARE THOSE BISCUTS!? Oooohhh!*SSSLLLLUUUUURP* *CRUNCH* *sip* *CHOMP*
Cam-Sama:*from starting line, looking at screen* Maaaaybe I shouldn't have made drinking that pool full of tea a challenge...I think Xellos is about to have some sort of seizure.
N.T.W.S.N.: Oh, he'll be fine. It'll just take a while since Filia's not going to stop being happy until she's done her tea.
Cam-Sama: Ok, good. And it looks like Filia's finished. And she's off to the next challenge, which I have a feeling she won't like...hehehe...
Xellos: Ooohhgg! My stomach! Ahhg, at least she's gone. Now to drink the te- HEY! SHE DRANK MY TEA TOO!
Cam-Sama:*from flying T.V./speaker* Well, that's OK! You get to go to the next challenge!
Xellos: Woohoo!*runs off to next challenge*
Cam-Sama: Well, let's see where Filia is! Ahh! She just about at the last challenge! Listen carefully folks and I bet you'll know when she get's there!
*crowd listens carefully*
Filia:*off in the distance*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK! SPIDERS! I HATE SPIDERS! EYAAAGGHH! GET THEM OFF OF ME!
Cam-Sama: See? ^_^
*crowd turns back to screen*
Xellos: Oooh! Spiders! Now, what do I have to do? Oh, the sign says...eat 5 of them? Well, that won't be too hard at all! *starts munching away*
Filia: THERE IS NO WAY I'M EATING ONE OF THESE!
Xellos: That's good Filia! You could stand to miss a meal anyway.
Filia: WHAT!?*twitch twitch* I'LL SHOW YOU! *CRUNCH* *CHOMP* *SQUISH* *MUNCH MUNCH* BUUUURRP! HA! *hit's Xellos with Mace-Sama* See you at the finish line, sucker! AAAAHAHAHAHAAA!
Xellos: Duuhh? X_X
Cam-Sama: I think Filia has finally lost it...LOOK! THERE SHE IS! AND I THINK SHE'S GONNA WIN!
Filia: YES! I won! I won! *does victory dance*
Cam-Sama: Nurse? I think we need that medical copter for Xellos now!
N.T.W.S.N.: Yes, sir!
Cam-Sama: Well, that's the end of today's race! Tune in next time for the thir-
Zelgadis: WAIT A MINUTE! You! You made me get burned to a crisp yesterday! You should have told us those dragons were allergic to sea food!
Cam-Sama: Uhh...hehe...bye! *runs off screen*
Zel: GET BACK HERE!
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Cam: Well, that was a little better than the last chapter, I think. Please R&R and give me some idea's for the next race, Lina vs. Luna! ^_^
***DISCLAIMER***I don't own Slayers, but one day I will! AND THEN...I'LL OWN THE WORLD! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!...sorry, burst of psychotic energy there...
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Cam-Sama: And we're back at the Slayers Race where we are about to start round 2! This one will be everyone's favorite Golden Dragon...
Filia: Thank you! Thank you!*bows*
Cam-Sama:...Against everyone's favorite Mazoku!
Xellos:*bows*
Filia: BOOOO! BOOOO!
Audience in the Golden Dragon section: BOOOO! BOOOO!
Xellos:*gives death glare*
Golden Dragons:...eep...
Cam-Sama:*sweatdrops* OK then...aaaaaany way, these two will have to do another race to the finish for that completely useless point they'll get for winning! It has nothing to do with getting the Clair Bible, but that's just to bad. Now, get to your starting positions! Ready...set...g-
Filia: WAAAAAIIIT!!
Cam-Sama: WHAT!? Don't you dare say you should get a head start because your blind! I already know you aren't!
Filia: Well, I just wanna finish my cup of tea.
Cam-Sama: Grrrrr...if these things annoy me so much I don't know why I write them! HURRY UP FILIA!
Filia: NO! Tea is one of those things that can't be rushed!
Cam-Sama: Oh yeah? Muahahahahahaha! *makes some minor changes to the story* HA! Ohh Filia-chan! Would you please look in that mirror over there! *snicker snicker*
Filia: Alright, but it better not interrupt drinking my- EEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGG! *runs away, shrieking like a banshee* WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME! MY BEAUTIFUL BODY! GONE! WAAAAAAAA*sob*
Cam-Sama: Will you race now? Or do I have to make it worse?
Filia: I'll race! I'll race! But I don't see what can be worse than turning me into a copy of HIM!*points at Xellos*
Cam-Sama: Oh, you never know what I'll think up!*turns Filia back to normal* Now...ready...set...GO!
Filia & Xellos:*runs like crazy*
Cam-Sama: Well, they're moving pretty fast! They're already out of-
Lina: GOURRY! GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKEN! AND LEGGO MY EGGO!
Gourry: THEY'RE MINE! I PAYED FOR EM'!
Lina: AND THEN YOU GAVE THEM TO ME! NOW LET GO!
Lina & Gourry:*wrestle over food*
Cam-Sama:...please, everyone...just look at the screen. Ahh, good! Filia and Xellos have just made it to the first challenge! They have to play that American Gladiators game with the big staff things! They're opponents are big, yellow, furless gorilla's with lipstick on! Where do we get these weird animals? I have no idea! Ooooohh, that must hurt! Filia's gorilla just hit her over the head! She looks dazed...wait! She's getting back to...uh-oh, there's her tail! That can only mean!...
Filia: HOW DARE YOU HIT ME OVER THE HEAD!? I'LL LET YOU MEET MY GOOD FRIEND MACE-SAMA! HEEEEYAAAH! *BONK*
Filia's Gorilla: Duuuuhhh???*falls down*
Filia: Haha! Victory! *does cheesy victory pose**blink blink* 0.o What am I doing! I gotta get moving! *dashes ahead*
Xellos: I told you! The reason I beat you is a secret! Sore wa himitsu desu! And furthermore...Aak! Filia's already way up ahead! *runs after Filia*
Xellos ran as fast as he could to catch up to Filia. He wanted to teleport but he knew he'd be zapped, which Cam-Sama hoped he didn't remember because there had been no zapping whatsoever in this chapter! H finally caught up to her, since she couldn't run as fast with Mace-Sama under her skirt.
Xellos: My, my, Filia! You must be out of shape! I never exercise and I already caught up to you!
Filia: WHAT!? JUST WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT CHALLENGE! I'LL BEAT YOU FOR SURE!
Xellos: Ahh, and speaking of challenge, here we are! And it looks like we have to...AAAHHHH!
Filia: AND FURTHERMORE- *GASP**eyes get big and shiny, background turns to pastel lights* TEA! I'M IN HEAVEN!
Xellos: OOOOOOWWW! STOP BEING SO HAPPY! Erg...*falls onto ground*
Filia:*still in overly-happy mode* But how can I stop with all this tea! And...ARE THOSE BISCUTS!? Oooohhh!*SSSLLLLUUUUURP* *CRUNCH* *sip* *CHOMP*
Cam-Sama:*from starting line, looking at screen* Maaaaybe I shouldn't have made drinking that pool full of tea a challenge...I think Xellos is about to have some sort of seizure.
N.T.W.S.N.: Oh, he'll be fine. It'll just take a while since Filia's not going to stop being happy until she's done her tea.
Cam-Sama: Ok, good. And it looks like Filia's finished. And she's off to the next challenge, which I have a feeling she won't like...hehehe...
Xellos: Ooohhgg! My stomach! Ahhg, at least she's gone. Now to drink the te- HEY! SHE DRANK MY TEA TOO!
Cam-Sama:*from flying T.V./speaker* Well, that's OK! You get to go to the next challenge!
Xellos: Woohoo!*runs off to next challenge*
Cam-Sama: Well, let's see where Filia is! Ahh! She just about at the last challenge! Listen carefully folks and I bet you'll know when she get's there!
*crowd listens carefully*
Filia:*off in the distance*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK! SPIDERS! I HATE SPIDERS! EYAAAGGHH! GET THEM OFF OF ME!
Cam-Sama: See? ^_^
*crowd turns back to screen*
Xellos: Oooh! Spiders! Now, what do I have to do? Oh, the sign says...eat 5 of them? Well, that won't be too hard at all! *starts munching away*
Filia: THERE IS NO WAY I'M EATING ONE OF THESE!
Xellos: That's good Filia! You could stand to miss a meal anyway.
Filia: WHAT!?*twitch twitch* I'LL SHOW YOU! *CRUNCH* *CHOMP* *SQUISH* *MUNCH MUNCH* BUUUURRP! HA! *hit's Xellos with Mace-Sama* See you at the finish line, sucker! AAAAHAHAHAHAAA!
Xellos: Duuhh? X_X
Cam-Sama: I think Filia has finally lost it...LOOK! THERE SHE IS! AND I THINK SHE'S GONNA WIN!
Filia: YES! I won! I won! *does victory dance*
Cam-Sama: Nurse? I think we need that medical copter for Xellos now!
N.T.W.S.N.: Yes, sir!
Cam-Sama: Well, that's the end of today's race! Tune in next time for the thir-
Zelgadis: WAIT A MINUTE! You! You made me get burned to a crisp yesterday! You should have told us those dragons were allergic to sea food!
Cam-Sama: Uhh...hehe...bye! *runs off screen*
Zel: GET BACK HERE!
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Cam: Well, that was a little better than the last chapter, I think. Please R&R and give me some idea's for the next race, Lina vs. Luna! ^_^