AUTHORS NOTE: Hey, second chapter! Sorry they're all so short, but I got to space them out! I still don't own Rey Rey, or any other superstars. Jeff still owns himself and so do Kaley and I. Skittles and Doritos are owned by their people and so on and so forth. Wait, you DIDN'T see Skittles OR Doritos in the last sentence! Oh well, Read on!
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::Riiinng::
Stephanie picked up the phone. "Hello? Oh, its just you Bischoff.. What do you want??"
"Hey there, Steph. I just wanted to let you know that I've got a special surprise for you tonight and I just know you're going to love it!"
"Oh god, what the hell is it now?" She demanded.
"I'm not at liberty to say right now." CRASH! "Ouch, sorry about that Stephie. I kind of.. Fell over. Anyway, like I was saying, you'll just have to wait and see!"
"Oh great," She said sighing.
~*~ Meanwhile ~*~
"Ooh! And he delivers the frogsplash, followed by the pin!" Cole yelled into the headset as Eddie Guerrero hooked the leg of Charlie Haas.
Eddie leaves the ring in the heat of his victory, smiling and happily spouting random things in Spanish. Haas hobbled past, then the lights dimmed.
"Who's dat jumpin' out the sky?" Rey Mysterio's theme played loud and clear through the crowd's cheers and screams of excitement. He popped out of the stage and races to the ring. His manager, Jade, is already waiting at ringside.
Just then, John Cena's music started playing and he entered. He started with his usual, "Yo, yo, yo! Kill the beat-"
Cutting into his ditty before he could continue, Rey grabbed the microphone. "Dude, just get in the ring and start the match-"
But before he could finish, Cena had started running for the ring and dived in. Instead of gliding just between the mat and the bottom rope, he had dived right into the edge of the ring. He bounced off and Rey jumped out just as the whole thing collapsed. One of the ropes snapped up in the air and narrowly missed Jade's head.
"Holy fucking gawd!" She shrieked, diving out of the way (you'd think these people would learn after all this diving).
"Holy shit Cole, did I just see what I think I saw? Mr. Vanilla Ice just rammed his head into the ring!" Tazz yelled.
Backstage, you could hear the screech Stephanie let out as she realized what had happened.
"Cut the damn tape! Where in God's name is security? Get the fucking stage crew out there and set the ring back up! Get some EMTs out there to check on Cena!" She was yelling over and over again.
Soon they had the ring back up and the ropes secure. The match would have started, but Cena was definitely injured. He was taken to the U.W. Hospital where he was admitted and placed under the care of some surgeon named Mary Mayville and her evil assistant, Kimberly Paul.
Back at the Coliseum, Rey was pacing backstage waiting to see who would be his replacement opponent. Jade was wandering around somewhere too.. Kind of like she always does. But that's beside the point. Rey got his cue and waited to be shot out of the stage yet again. In the ring was none other than Matt Hardy, Version 1. Rey sighed to himself as he prepared to spring into the air, hoping that this wouldn't turn into another messed up disaster.
The bell rang and the match began. Rey started with the upper hand, Jade tripping Matt several times and nailing him over the head with a steel chair she happened to find under the ring, just to help Rey Rey out a tad. All of a sudden a cry rent the air.
"SKITTLES!! Skittles for everyone!" Yelled Jeff Hardy as he ran through the crowd with a wheelbarrow full of skittles; throwing them to everyone he passed by. On the other side of the arena, Kaley was seen spreading the wealth as well.
"Holy shit?! Aren't they on RAW? What the fuck is going on?" Demanded Matt. "Why is Jeff here? Steph," he whined, "Why didn't you tell me Jeff was coming? I wanted to have a party for him!"
From the back, you could hear Stephanie once again, "Shut up Matt, I didn't know they were coming! Get the damn security out there again!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!! EVERYONE MUST HAVE SKITTLES!!!" Kaley and Jeff shouted simultaneously, running around with maniacal looks on their faces.
"NO, Skittles must DIE!" Rey shouted, "Doritos are the best damn food on earth!" So saying, he grabbed several bags from under the announcer's table.
"What the hell are Doritos doing under there?" asked Cole.
"Well I guess they're doing whatever the hell they want to, now, aren't they?" Tazz said as he watched Rey Rey dance with the Doritos in the ring. He squealed in delight and threw a bag at Jade, who tore them open and started throwing them to everyone much the same way as Jeff was tossing about his Skittles. "God damn, this show's gone to hell," he mumbled under his breath.
Suddenly Stephanie appeared at the top of the ramp. "God damn you all, what the hell do you think you're doing? Give me those damn Doritos," she said grabbing them from Rey and Jade, "Security, haven't you caught those two yet?" She asked, watching as Jeff and Kaley continued to run around like freaks, trying to elude the security personnel. "Get this match going again! God damn!" She concluded, finally heading backstage once more.
So the ref came back out from under the ring, where he had thought he would be safest during the short riot, and the match began once more. Matt had a bit of advantage, because Rey was still concentrating on his beloved Doritos, but in the end it was Rey who came out on top. Jade entered the ring and they were circling each other.. Ooh.. And they closed in...
The screens over the ramp came on to show mass destruction in the backstage area.
"What the hell?" Jade screamed aloud, as Rey covered his ears, startled by the loud shout.
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::Riiinng::
Stephanie picked up the phone. "Hello? Oh, its just you Bischoff.. What do you want??"
"Hey there, Steph. I just wanted to let you know that I've got a special surprise for you tonight and I just know you're going to love it!"
"Oh god, what the hell is it now?" She demanded.
"I'm not at liberty to say right now." CRASH! "Ouch, sorry about that Stephie. I kind of.. Fell over. Anyway, like I was saying, you'll just have to wait and see!"
"Oh great," She said sighing.
~*~ Meanwhile ~*~
"Ooh! And he delivers the frogsplash, followed by the pin!" Cole yelled into the headset as Eddie Guerrero hooked the leg of Charlie Haas.
Eddie leaves the ring in the heat of his victory, smiling and happily spouting random things in Spanish. Haas hobbled past, then the lights dimmed.
"Who's dat jumpin' out the sky?" Rey Mysterio's theme played loud and clear through the crowd's cheers and screams of excitement. He popped out of the stage and races to the ring. His manager, Jade, is already waiting at ringside.
Just then, John Cena's music started playing and he entered. He started with his usual, "Yo, yo, yo! Kill the beat-"
Cutting into his ditty before he could continue, Rey grabbed the microphone. "Dude, just get in the ring and start the match-"
But before he could finish, Cena had started running for the ring and dived in. Instead of gliding just between the mat and the bottom rope, he had dived right into the edge of the ring. He bounced off and Rey jumped out just as the whole thing collapsed. One of the ropes snapped up in the air and narrowly missed Jade's head.
"Holy fucking gawd!" She shrieked, diving out of the way (you'd think these people would learn after all this diving).
"Holy shit Cole, did I just see what I think I saw? Mr. Vanilla Ice just rammed his head into the ring!" Tazz yelled.
Backstage, you could hear the screech Stephanie let out as she realized what had happened.
"Cut the damn tape! Where in God's name is security? Get the fucking stage crew out there and set the ring back up! Get some EMTs out there to check on Cena!" She was yelling over and over again.
Soon they had the ring back up and the ropes secure. The match would have started, but Cena was definitely injured. He was taken to the U.W. Hospital where he was admitted and placed under the care of some surgeon named Mary Mayville and her evil assistant, Kimberly Paul.
Back at the Coliseum, Rey was pacing backstage waiting to see who would be his replacement opponent. Jade was wandering around somewhere too.. Kind of like she always does. But that's beside the point. Rey got his cue and waited to be shot out of the stage yet again. In the ring was none other than Matt Hardy, Version 1. Rey sighed to himself as he prepared to spring into the air, hoping that this wouldn't turn into another messed up disaster.
The bell rang and the match began. Rey started with the upper hand, Jade tripping Matt several times and nailing him over the head with a steel chair she happened to find under the ring, just to help Rey Rey out a tad. All of a sudden a cry rent the air.
"SKITTLES!! Skittles for everyone!" Yelled Jeff Hardy as he ran through the crowd with a wheelbarrow full of skittles; throwing them to everyone he passed by. On the other side of the arena, Kaley was seen spreading the wealth as well.
"Holy shit?! Aren't they on RAW? What the fuck is going on?" Demanded Matt. "Why is Jeff here? Steph," he whined, "Why didn't you tell me Jeff was coming? I wanted to have a party for him!"
From the back, you could hear Stephanie once again, "Shut up Matt, I didn't know they were coming! Get the damn security out there again!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!! EVERYONE MUST HAVE SKITTLES!!!" Kaley and Jeff shouted simultaneously, running around with maniacal looks on their faces.
"NO, Skittles must DIE!" Rey shouted, "Doritos are the best damn food on earth!" So saying, he grabbed several bags from under the announcer's table.
"What the hell are Doritos doing under there?" asked Cole.
"Well I guess they're doing whatever the hell they want to, now, aren't they?" Tazz said as he watched Rey Rey dance with the Doritos in the ring. He squealed in delight and threw a bag at Jade, who tore them open and started throwing them to everyone much the same way as Jeff was tossing about his Skittles. "God damn, this show's gone to hell," he mumbled under his breath.
Suddenly Stephanie appeared at the top of the ramp. "God damn you all, what the hell do you think you're doing? Give me those damn Doritos," she said grabbing them from Rey and Jade, "Security, haven't you caught those two yet?" She asked, watching as Jeff and Kaley continued to run around like freaks, trying to elude the security personnel. "Get this match going again! God damn!" She concluded, finally heading backstage once more.
So the ref came back out from under the ring, where he had thought he would be safest during the short riot, and the match began once more. Matt had a bit of advantage, because Rey was still concentrating on his beloved Doritos, but in the end it was Rey who came out on top. Jade entered the ring and they were circling each other.. Ooh.. And they closed in...
The screens over the ramp came on to show mass destruction in the backstage area.
"What the hell?" Jade screamed aloud, as Rey covered his ears, startled by the loud shout.
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Please Read and Review! Let me know what you think should happen, etc. I'm just getting started! ;)