***Disclaimer*** I don't own Slayers. (Yet! I will one day!
MUAHAHAHAAA!) And I took M. Cookie's idea for the chicken
leg.
Cam-sama: Whoa. Been a long time since I updated this fic. Well, it's about time I did.
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Cam-sama: We're back at the Slayers Race again! Sorry for not getting back sooner, but SOMEONE messed up and put a very long string of commercials on... *glares at work crew* Well, we're about to start round three. Lina Inverse vs. her worst fear: Luna Inverse!
Lina: WHAAAAT! I HAVE TO GO AGAINST HER?! WHYYYY MEEEEEE?! She'll murder me! *runs to exit* Let me out! LET ME OUT!
Cam-sama: *pulls out zapper button* Ooohhh Lina-chaaaaan! ^_^
Lina: I don't care! Zap me all you want! It's a million times easier than facing Luna!
Cam-sama: Grrr...now I have to find another way to keep her here...AHA! *pulls out Swirly Vortex Thingy (tm)* Now where is it...hmmm...THERE! *pulls out shadow reflector* Hey, Lina, remember this?
Lina: Huh? AAAAAAAAAHHHH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I'll RACE! I'LL RACE!
Cam-sama: Goooooooood! ^_^ For those of you who don't know, the shadow reflector makes an exact copy of the person it reflects, except the personality, which is the exact OPPOSITE. It happened to Lina once before, and the copy was a humanitarian, hated violence, and always wanted to talk things out. *shudders* And I won't even get started on the Naga copy. Anyway, to the starting line!
Luna: Well, long time, no see, sis!
Lina: Not long enough...
Luna: Oh, and by the way, don't think I've forgotten the bath incident.
Lina: Eep...
Cam-sama: Ready...set...GRAPE!
Lina and Luna:*take step forward, then stop*
Cam-sama: Haha! Got you! GO!
Lina and Luna: *start running*
Cam-Sama: Well, let's watch, shall we?
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Luna: Huff...Huff...hey, Lina! Look at this! *pulls out a chicken leg* fetch!
Lina: CHICKEEEEN! *runs after chicken leg*
Luna: Hehehe... Now, what's the first obstacle... Huh? A hoop. I have to jump through a hoop. How pathetic! The author must really be running out of idea's.
Cam-sama: Not quite! Look!
Hoop: *sets on fire, pulses electricity, spikes come out*
Cam-sama: You have to get past that without being hurt!
Luna: Oh great...
Lina: LUNA! YOU DIRTY CHEATER! Huh? What's with the hoop?
Luna: We have to get past it without getting hurt. Now let me see...if the pulses go this fast...and if I can jump through the exact middle...hmmm...
Lina: Hmm...he said we have to get PAST it without getting hurt, he never said anything about going through it! HAHAHA! See ya, sis! *runs off*
Luna: Huh? HEY! *runs after Lina*
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Cam-sama: Well, looks like Lina found the loophole in the first obstacle, let's see how they do at the second one. They're just about to it.
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Lina: Now, what do I have to do...huh? OH YEAH! MY KINDA OBSTACLE! I think I have to out eat Luna! Heeheehee! ^_^
Cam-sama: Nope. You have to out UN-eat Luna. We have to see who can go the longest without eating, neither of you can move until the other one starts eating, and then, the one who starts eating has to finish it all.
Lina: WHAT? NOOOOO! T_T
Luna: Well, I'm gonna win this one! You never could pass up food.
Lina and Luna: *sits down in front of food*
Luna: Only a matter of-
Lina: *starts wolfing down food*
Luna: -time...well, off I go! *starts running*
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Cam-sama: Looks like Luna's gonna be at the finish line first! If you'll look back to the screen, please.
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Luna: Huff...huff...I'm gonna win!
Lina: I don't think so, sis!
Luna: HUH? How did you get here so fast?
Lina: HA! I could eat twice that much and still catch up to you!
Luna: Hmph. You still won't beat me! I'm still ahead, and the finish lines right over there!
Lina: Hmmm...LOOK! ISN'T THAT CEPHIED?
Luna: What? Cephied-sama? Where?
Lina: *runs past* Think of it has payback for the chicken leg, Luna. Bye!
Luna: HEY! *starts running*
Cam-sama: And the winner is...LINA INVERSE!
Crowd: *cheers*
Cam-sama: Well, that's it for this race! Stay tuned next time for Gourry vs. Zangulas!
Cam-sama: Whoa. Been a long time since I updated this fic. Well, it's about time I did.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cam-sama: We're back at the Slayers Race again! Sorry for not getting back sooner, but SOMEONE messed up and put a very long string of commercials on... *glares at work crew* Well, we're about to start round three. Lina Inverse vs. her worst fear: Luna Inverse!
Lina: WHAAAAT! I HAVE TO GO AGAINST HER?! WHYYYY MEEEEEE?! She'll murder me! *runs to exit* Let me out! LET ME OUT!
Cam-sama: *pulls out zapper button* Ooohhh Lina-chaaaaan! ^_^
Lina: I don't care! Zap me all you want! It's a million times easier than facing Luna!
Cam-sama: Grrr...now I have to find another way to keep her here...AHA! *pulls out Swirly Vortex Thingy (tm)* Now where is it...hmmm...THERE! *pulls out shadow reflector* Hey, Lina, remember this?
Lina: Huh? AAAAAAAAAHHHH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I'll RACE! I'LL RACE!
Cam-sama: Goooooooood! ^_^ For those of you who don't know, the shadow reflector makes an exact copy of the person it reflects, except the personality, which is the exact OPPOSITE. It happened to Lina once before, and the copy was a humanitarian, hated violence, and always wanted to talk things out. *shudders* And I won't even get started on the Naga copy. Anyway, to the starting line!
Luna: Well, long time, no see, sis!
Lina: Not long enough...
Luna: Oh, and by the way, don't think I've forgotten the bath incident.
Lina: Eep...
Cam-sama: Ready...set...GRAPE!
Lina and Luna:*take step forward, then stop*
Cam-sama: Haha! Got you! GO!
Lina and Luna: *start running*
Cam-Sama: Well, let's watch, shall we?
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Luna: Huff...Huff...hey, Lina! Look at this! *pulls out a chicken leg* fetch!
Lina: CHICKEEEEN! *runs after chicken leg*
Luna: Hehehe... Now, what's the first obstacle... Huh? A hoop. I have to jump through a hoop. How pathetic! The author must really be running out of idea's.
Cam-sama: Not quite! Look!
Hoop: *sets on fire, pulses electricity, spikes come out*
Cam-sama: You have to get past that without being hurt!
Luna: Oh great...
Lina: LUNA! YOU DIRTY CHEATER! Huh? What's with the hoop?
Luna: We have to get past it without getting hurt. Now let me see...if the pulses go this fast...and if I can jump through the exact middle...hmmm...
Lina: Hmm...he said we have to get PAST it without getting hurt, he never said anything about going through it! HAHAHA! See ya, sis! *runs off*
Luna: Huh? HEY! *runs after Lina*
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Cam-sama: Well, looks like Lina found the loophole in the first obstacle, let's see how they do at the second one. They're just about to it.
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Lina: Now, what do I have to do...huh? OH YEAH! MY KINDA OBSTACLE! I think I have to out eat Luna! Heeheehee! ^_^
Cam-sama: Nope. You have to out UN-eat Luna. We have to see who can go the longest without eating, neither of you can move until the other one starts eating, and then, the one who starts eating has to finish it all.
Lina: WHAT? NOOOOO! T_T
Luna: Well, I'm gonna win this one! You never could pass up food.
Lina and Luna: *sits down in front of food*
Luna: Only a matter of-
Lina: *starts wolfing down food*
Luna: -time...well, off I go! *starts running*
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Cam-sama: Looks like Luna's gonna be at the finish line first! If you'll look back to the screen, please.
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Luna: Huff...huff...I'm gonna win!
Lina: I don't think so, sis!
Luna: HUH? How did you get here so fast?
Lina: HA! I could eat twice that much and still catch up to you!
Luna: Hmph. You still won't beat me! I'm still ahead, and the finish lines right over there!
Lina: Hmmm...LOOK! ISN'T THAT CEPHIED?
Luna: What? Cephied-sama? Where?
Lina: *runs past* Think of it has payback for the chicken leg, Luna. Bye!
Luna: HEY! *starts running*
Cam-sama: And the winner is...LINA INVERSE!
Crowd: *cheers*
Cam-sama: Well, that's it for this race! Stay tuned next time for Gourry vs. Zangulas!