AUTHOR'S NOTE: Disclaimer is the same as the first two chapters. All of the people own who they own, and themselves, and what not. I only own myself and the idea for this (my bro is a crazy tard and sometimes gives useful suggestions..the wheelbarrow thing was something that came about when we were talking at dinner the other night..one of his only useful contributions, lol :P Cody). My friends own themselves and anyone I know personally who I chose (or they asked) to be included in this story is owned by his/her self.
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*~* At the hotel across the street *~*
Jericho is pacing back and forth in the hotel pool area. All of the other RAW superstars are gathered there as well, waiting for the time when they cross the road, mob-style. Since hearing what their newest assignment was, and reaching the hotel, Jeff Hardy, Kaley and The Hurricane had all disappeared. Supposedly Jeff and Kaley were setting up the first stage of 'Target: Smackdown' and who the hell knew where Shane Helms had gone off to.
Also pacing is HHH and Ric Flair is following close behind. Neither of the three are watching where they are going. Jericho and HHH were going opposite ways, and in the middle they clashed.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNN *blub* YOUUU!!! Help! *dunk* I can't *dunk* swwwwwwiim!!!!" Nature Boy screamed, as he ironically flew into the water after tripping over HHH and Jericho on the floor, considering the fact that you would think anyone having a name containing 'nature' would at least know how to swim.
"Leave him in there, we need some entertainment," said Jericho, dusting himself off and continuing to pace.
"Nah, Bitchy would kill us if we didn't haul his ass outta there." Christian and Test said simultaneously, each grabbing an arm of Flair. He was still claiming to be drowning, although the depth in the area of the pool he was in was a mere three feet.
The door opens, somehow, and Bit- oops, I mean Bischoff- walks into the room. Now, this was one of those little key-card-access-only pool rooms, so we knew he must have gotten the key card from someone. He might have found the Hurricane and bought it off of him or something.
No one pays any attention to him so he coughs to get their attention. Instead of just a small, short cough, he starts choking and hacking. He falls on the floor where everyone stares at him for about five minutes, laughing their asses off, until Bubba Ray Dudley goes over and smacks him on the back and dunks his head in the water.
"The Rock says you better hurry up and say what you came here to say. You are wasting The Rock's time!"
"Dude, hurry up, or I'm gunna go back to my room with Layce." RVD states, smiling at Layce then glaring at Bischoff.
"You leave and you're FIRED! Teehee! I love firing people! It just makes my day!" Eric said, finally regaining control of his respiratory system. "Have you heard or seen what Jeff and Kaley have been doing? They weren't exactly supposed to... run around with Skittles," he said miserably, "but they did, and that was the attention-getter that I was looking for. You should have heard Stephanie after that! Teehee! I love pissing a lot of people off at the same time." He looked around grinning.
"Err... dude, chill out. You're totally freaking me out. What are you talking about? Skittles?" RVD ventured to ask. They had all been in this stupid pool area since they got there, so how the hell did Eric think they had heard anything?
"Oh, there were Doritos involved, too... But thats enough of what has happened. Now on to what is going to happen now!" Bitchy said, grinning evilly and laughing like a maniac.
"Get on with it!" Kane growled as usual. Everyone nods in agreement.
"Ok, here's the plan. Once Steph's security catches up with Kaley and Jeff, and kicks them out of the Coliseum, Jeff is going to call us and let us now. That should be happening any time now. So anyway, once he does that, we all sneak over there. You can all do whatever you want over there, as long as it includes attacking a Smackdown! superstar, even if it is a friend from the past, a family member, or the Divas. I want to make sure Stephanie gets extremely-"
CRASH!!!!! "God damn you! Can't I do anything without being interrupted?!" Eric shouted at Jericho who had fallen out of his chair and into the pool.
"Hey you stupid ass clown! Get me out of here! *blub* God! *blub* SO much disrespect for the king of the *blub* world! Damn you Christian." Jericho said before falling back into the pool.
"Now I think we should leave HIM in there." Booker T spoke up.
Christian looked around sheepishly, but almost bursts out laughing.
*cough* "ANYWAY, I want to make Steph really mad. After we beat up her little superstars, I'll go out there and challenge the whole of Smackdown to a match at Wrestlemania XX next week. If RAW wins, the rosters will re-group. If Smackdown happens to *cackles evilly* WIN the match, the rosters will remain split, but there will be a re-drafting of both brands. So some of you might still be on RAW, and some might move to Smackdown, and vice-versa! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He finished. Everyone stared at each other in silence. They had a chance to escape hell!
Suddenly the door burst open again. In stepped Stone Cold.
"What the hell are you doing here, Austin?" Bitch-face asked.
"WHAT?!"
"What are you doing here?!"
"WHAT?!"
"Shut up!"
"Oh alright. You're not fun anymore, Bitchy!" Austin said, "Since I'm the new part-owner, I demand to know what the hell is going on here!"
Suddenly Bischoff's clothes tranformed into his silly kung-fu outfit. "Wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Owaaaaaaaaaa!!! Huiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! *fake chop* *fake chop* Hwwwwwaaaaaaa-"
"Shut up Bitchy," the group said collectively.
Trish growled at him, but Ivory held her back.
Austin Stunner-ed Eric into the pool, and just as he slipped below the surface of the water, his cell phone went off, and he shot out of the water.
"YAY!!!!!! It's the phone! I'll answer it and see who it is!" he screamed, then pushed the button. The water-logged cell phone would not turn on, so he would occasionally press the button, put the phone to his head, "Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? DAMN!" Finally the stupid phone turned on.
"Hey Bischoff, what the hell is wrong with your phone? Anyway, we just got our asses thrown out of the place, so you can come now. But there's something you should know first-" and the phone cut Jeff off.
"DAMN IT TO HELL!" Bischoff yelled.
"Ow!" Was the collective response, "Dude, you know we are in a freaking pool area, shut the fuck up or we'll dunk you again! God damn, this places echoes." Layce stood up as she said this, then sat back down next to RVD on a pool chair. She was actually quite cozy.
"Whatever. Anyway, it's time to go!" Bischoff said, then went for the door.
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There's the third chapter. I'm not sure if it's as entertaining as the previous chapters, but I tried. I hope you enjoyed, please Review! Thanks much! Hey, look, it's also a humongous chapter compared to the previous two! Yeah, I went wild with this one! Lol. Hope to update it again soon!
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*~* At the hotel across the street *~*
Jericho is pacing back and forth in the hotel pool area. All of the other RAW superstars are gathered there as well, waiting for the time when they cross the road, mob-style. Since hearing what their newest assignment was, and reaching the hotel, Jeff Hardy, Kaley and The Hurricane had all disappeared. Supposedly Jeff and Kaley were setting up the first stage of 'Target: Smackdown' and who the hell knew where Shane Helms had gone off to.
Also pacing is HHH and Ric Flair is following close behind. Neither of the three are watching where they are going. Jericho and HHH were going opposite ways, and in the middle they clashed.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNN *blub* YOUUU!!! Help! *dunk* I can't *dunk* swwwwwwiim!!!!" Nature Boy screamed, as he ironically flew into the water after tripping over HHH and Jericho on the floor, considering the fact that you would think anyone having a name containing 'nature' would at least know how to swim.
"Leave him in there, we need some entertainment," said Jericho, dusting himself off and continuing to pace.
"Nah, Bitchy would kill us if we didn't haul his ass outta there." Christian and Test said simultaneously, each grabbing an arm of Flair. He was still claiming to be drowning, although the depth in the area of the pool he was in was a mere three feet.
The door opens, somehow, and Bit- oops, I mean Bischoff- walks into the room. Now, this was one of those little key-card-access-only pool rooms, so we knew he must have gotten the key card from someone. He might have found the Hurricane and bought it off of him or something.
No one pays any attention to him so he coughs to get their attention. Instead of just a small, short cough, he starts choking and hacking. He falls on the floor where everyone stares at him for about five minutes, laughing their asses off, until Bubba Ray Dudley goes over and smacks him on the back and dunks his head in the water.
"The Rock says you better hurry up and say what you came here to say. You are wasting The Rock's time!"
"Dude, hurry up, or I'm gunna go back to my room with Layce." RVD states, smiling at Layce then glaring at Bischoff.
"You leave and you're FIRED! Teehee! I love firing people! It just makes my day!" Eric said, finally regaining control of his respiratory system. "Have you heard or seen what Jeff and Kaley have been doing? They weren't exactly supposed to... run around with Skittles," he said miserably, "but they did, and that was the attention-getter that I was looking for. You should have heard Stephanie after that! Teehee! I love pissing a lot of people off at the same time." He looked around grinning.
"Err... dude, chill out. You're totally freaking me out. What are you talking about? Skittles?" RVD ventured to ask. They had all been in this stupid pool area since they got there, so how the hell did Eric think they had heard anything?
"Oh, there were Doritos involved, too... But thats enough of what has happened. Now on to what is going to happen now!" Bitchy said, grinning evilly and laughing like a maniac.
"Get on with it!" Kane growled as usual. Everyone nods in agreement.
"Ok, here's the plan. Once Steph's security catches up with Kaley and Jeff, and kicks them out of the Coliseum, Jeff is going to call us and let us now. That should be happening any time now. So anyway, once he does that, we all sneak over there. You can all do whatever you want over there, as long as it includes attacking a Smackdown! superstar, even if it is a friend from the past, a family member, or the Divas. I want to make sure Stephanie gets extremely-"
CRASH!!!!! "God damn you! Can't I do anything without being interrupted?!" Eric shouted at Jericho who had fallen out of his chair and into the pool.
"Hey you stupid ass clown! Get me out of here! *blub* God! *blub* SO much disrespect for the king of the *blub* world! Damn you Christian." Jericho said before falling back into the pool.
"Now I think we should leave HIM in there." Booker T spoke up.
Christian looked around sheepishly, but almost bursts out laughing.
*cough* "ANYWAY, I want to make Steph really mad. After we beat up her little superstars, I'll go out there and challenge the whole of Smackdown to a match at Wrestlemania XX next week. If RAW wins, the rosters will re-group. If Smackdown happens to *cackles evilly* WIN the match, the rosters will remain split, but there will be a re-drafting of both brands. So some of you might still be on RAW, and some might move to Smackdown, and vice-versa! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He finished. Everyone stared at each other in silence. They had a chance to escape hell!
Suddenly the door burst open again. In stepped Stone Cold.
"What the hell are you doing here, Austin?" Bitch-face asked.
"WHAT?!"
"What are you doing here?!"
"WHAT?!"
"Shut up!"
"Oh alright. You're not fun anymore, Bitchy!" Austin said, "Since I'm the new part-owner, I demand to know what the hell is going on here!"
Suddenly Bischoff's clothes tranformed into his silly kung-fu outfit. "Wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Owaaaaaaaaaa!!! Huiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! *fake chop* *fake chop* Hwwwwwaaaaaaa-"
"Shut up Bitchy," the group said collectively.
Trish growled at him, but Ivory held her back.
Austin Stunner-ed Eric into the pool, and just as he slipped below the surface of the water, his cell phone went off, and he shot out of the water.
"YAY!!!!!! It's the phone! I'll answer it and see who it is!" he screamed, then pushed the button. The water-logged cell phone would not turn on, so he would occasionally press the button, put the phone to his head, "Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? DAMN!" Finally the stupid phone turned on.
"Hey Bischoff, what the hell is wrong with your phone? Anyway, we just got our asses thrown out of the place, so you can come now. But there's something you should know first-" and the phone cut Jeff off.
"DAMN IT TO HELL!" Bischoff yelled.
"Ow!" Was the collective response, "Dude, you know we are in a freaking pool area, shut the fuck up or we'll dunk you again! God damn, this places echoes." Layce stood up as she said this, then sat back down next to RVD on a pool chair. She was actually quite cozy.
"Whatever. Anyway, it's time to go!" Bischoff said, then went for the door.
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There's the third chapter. I'm not sure if it's as entertaining as the previous chapters, but I tried. I hope you enjoyed, please Review! Thanks much! Hey, look, it's also a humongous chapter compared to the previous two! Yeah, I went wild with this one! Lol. Hope to update it again soon!