Yo, my name is Frodo and I want y'all to know

I really suck at singing but I'm still gonna go

I got a cool ring that is powerful and bad

Sauron wants the ring that he once had!

So I'm goin' to Mordor to destroy this thing

Bilbo gave me mithril and his sword called Sting

It'll save my butt while I travel, it glows blue

Whenever there's an Orc around, I'll know 'cause it's so coo'

I got a Fellowship to protect me while this ring I carry

There Sam and Pippin and don't forget Merry

An elf named Legolas, girls think he's hot

There's a dwarf named Gimli, hot, he's not!

Gandalf the Wizard is comin' along too

Strider or Aragorn, let's not forget you!

Boromir the human man, he's taggin' along

He's trying to get the ring from me when I sing this song

How'd it all begin, well I'll enlighten you

Bilbo has a ring, and it looks brand new

It makes ya go invisible, isn't that neat?

But it will not melt in fire or in heat

So Bilbo leaves and I get the ring

Gandalf tells me not to use the stupid thing

So I hide it away until he comes back

He tells me to move away and I think, "Ack!"

I take Sam along with me and he's loyal as can be

He really freaks if he loses me.

He made a promise to Gandalf, I guess it's ok

Then Merry and Pippin join us on our way

We meet a scary rider decked out in black

He makes us feel like we wanna climb into a sack

There's nine of 'em out there hunting me

But they can only sniff and they can't see

We make it to Bree, a teeny tiny place

We meet a dude named Strider, he could trace

Who we were and where we are going

He's actually a king, but we weren't knowing

We make it to Weathertop, and I get cut

But Strider saves me and kills those Ringwraiths like a nut

Arwen takes me to Rivendell

All the while I am suffering a living hell

Elrond holds a council and there I meet

Gimli and Legolas, and their arguing turns up the heat

I decide to take the ring while they all fight

Looking at them ain't a pretty sight

So the Fellowship is formed and off we go

What awaits us ahead, I don't know!

We have to go to Moria, though I don't wanna

I'd rather be relaxing at the sauna

Turns out the mine's actually an evil tomb

We're certainly marching to our doom

Gollum is following us and I get mad

'Cause he wants the ring that Sauron once had

We find a book and it says "We can't get out"

Pippin knocks a skeleton and we're all in doubt

The Orcs started to attack, but we all fought

The Orcs are looking for the ring that Sauron sought

We kill 'em all and start to run

But this isn't even half the fun!

We find a Balrog who gets real mad

Gandalf dies saving us and we're all sad