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Stephanie walked through the backstage area, pleased with the efficiency of her backstage clean-up crew. They had just cleaned up the huge mess that was backstage after it suddenly came under attack for reasons unknown. There had been broken chairs and lamps among other odd items strewn about the floors. No one was injured but everything was basically trashed. By the time she had gotten back there, the assailants had disappeared, hopefully for good.
"Come on guys, time to get ready for the battle royal! I don't want ANY of the screw-ups like earlier tonight. I swear, I'm going to start firing some people soon." She said, rousing all of the Smackdown! superstars from their seats in the coffee room.
~*~
"The 20 man-over-the-top-rope-battle-royal is a last-man-standing match, meaning the last Superstar in the ring is the winner. To be eliminated, you must be thrown over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor. This match is for the number one contenders spot for the WWE Championship. The Superstar who wins this specialty match will face the current champion, Kurt Angle, at Wrestlemania XX this sunday." Tazz said, as one-by-one, Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit, The Rhyno, Charlie Haas, Shelton Benjamin, Eddie & Chavo Guerrero, Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore, Crash, Tajiri, Funaki, Brock Lesnar, A-Train, Big Show, Jamie Noble, John Cena, Brian Kendrick, Undertaker, and Nathan Jones entered the ring.
In his entrance, Big Show tripped over A-Train, who was for some reason still outside of the ring. He nailed his head on the steel post, then yelled at A-Train until he helped him up and into the ring.
The bell rang and soon Rey Mysterio was flying all over the ring as usual, picking his way carefully around the larger men; they could wait until later. Tajiri flipped Jamie Noble out of the ring.
"Elmination number one!" Michael Cole said.
~*~ Meanwhile ~*~
"What in the hell was that?" Bischoff screamed at the RAW superstars.
"Umm..well, it was an attack..sort of... Hey man, I only busted up that chair 'cause I thought it was Rey Mysterio or something! God, look at Kane! He chokeslammed a goddamned floor lamp because he thought it was Brian Kendrick." RVD said, trying to explain the 'slight' mishap.
A growl is heard from the direction in which Kane is standing.
"I don't care what you thought was what! How can you mess up that bad? Nup, no, don't say anything. Just... No! Shut up. I know! Aha! We'll try this again!" he said, then immediately ran inside to find a monitor to watch and see what would be the perfect time to try invading once again, leaving the superstars staring after him in increduality.
"Dude, that dude has got issues! We really pulled that off, but do you think that we can do it again? Girls?" Jeff said, speaking of the way himself and the other RAW superstars had purposely messed up. He and Kaley had rejoined the rest of the superstars shortly before the first 'invasion.' Kaley took out an economy-sized bag of Skittles amd started running with them. She reached a tree that was situated far from any other dwelling and soon Jeff had caught up with her.
"Ooh. Skittle sex. In a tree. Should be interesting." Trish said enviously.
"Mwahahahahahahahaha!! Mwahahahahahahaha! Free! Be free, my little pretties! Ehehehe! Spiders!" Victoria said, coming up behind Trish and dumping a big-ass box of them on her head.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WHAT?! NOOOOOO!! Spiders!!!! Ewww!!!!!!" Trish said before running off screaming, while attempting to free herself of the little devils. Off in the distance: "These aren't poisonous, are they?!" Trish screamed, continuing to run. She then ran smack into a tree... The one that Kaley and Jeff happened to be occupying at the moment.
*Thud* "AHHHHHH!!! NO!!! EW!!!!!!!! When I said it would be interesting, I didn't mean I actually wanted to know!!! AHHHHHHH!!!" Trish screamed as Jeff and Kaley fell onto her, without any clothing. She screamed louder and ran away even farther.
"Err... I think she might be scarred for life." Jericho stated.
"What?!" Stone Cold screamed in his ear, startling Jericho and causing him to fall off of his perch on the edge of a bench.
"OW!"
"What?!"
"No-"
"What?!"
"Stop-"
"What?!"
"Shut-the-hell-up!" Jericho finally screamed.
Just then, Bitchy came running back from indoors. From the ruckus he was creating, it was a fucking miracle that he hadn't been spotted by Stephanie or any of her people.
"Mwahahahahaha! Now is the time! There is a 20-man-battle-royal going on right now! The perfect match to interfere with! Teeheehee! I can't-"
At that moment, Bubba Ray Dudley put his ass through a picnic table just to shut him up.
"There." Bubba said, satisfied (but not stratusfied?).
"Why did you do that, man? Now we're screwed, 'cause I don't know what we're exactly supposed to do!" Jeff said.
"Believe dat, playa!" Teddy Long shouted in his ear.
"Ow! Damnit!" Jeff yelled.
"Tell me I did NOT just hear that!" Booker T said then did a spinaroonie on another nearby picnic table. Bubba Ray almost powerbombed him through that, but Kane held him back.
Bubba started to explain to Jeff why he had put Bitchy through a table, but Kaley cut him off.
"Yeah, I know we needed to shut him up. Oh well, he's out cold," she said testing Bitchy by poking him in the head several times with a stick she ripped off of a tree, "Let's just wing it. What is the worst that could happen?" Kaley said consolingly, as she swung open one of the double doors on the outside of the Alliant Energy Center.
"Here we go!"
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There's the latest chapter from the mind of Jade..and with some help from Kaley (sort of) lol. Heh. Got a bunch of ideas when I took a break at a waterpark/ resort up north, so, look for them soon :D REVIEW THIS STORY or I'll send......Skittle warriors after you!! Teehee!
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Stephanie walked through the backstage area, pleased with the efficiency of her backstage clean-up crew. They had just cleaned up the huge mess that was backstage after it suddenly came under attack for reasons unknown. There had been broken chairs and lamps among other odd items strewn about the floors. No one was injured but everything was basically trashed. By the time she had gotten back there, the assailants had disappeared, hopefully for good.
"Come on guys, time to get ready for the battle royal! I don't want ANY of the screw-ups like earlier tonight. I swear, I'm going to start firing some people soon." She said, rousing all of the Smackdown! superstars from their seats in the coffee room.
~*~
"The 20 man-over-the-top-rope-battle-royal is a last-man-standing match, meaning the last Superstar in the ring is the winner. To be eliminated, you must be thrown over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor. This match is for the number one contenders spot for the WWE Championship. The Superstar who wins this specialty match will face the current champion, Kurt Angle, at Wrestlemania XX this sunday." Tazz said, as one-by-one, Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit, The Rhyno, Charlie Haas, Shelton Benjamin, Eddie & Chavo Guerrero, Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore, Crash, Tajiri, Funaki, Brock Lesnar, A-Train, Big Show, Jamie Noble, John Cena, Brian Kendrick, Undertaker, and Nathan Jones entered the ring.
In his entrance, Big Show tripped over A-Train, who was for some reason still outside of the ring. He nailed his head on the steel post, then yelled at A-Train until he helped him up and into the ring.
The bell rang and soon Rey Mysterio was flying all over the ring as usual, picking his way carefully around the larger men; they could wait until later. Tajiri flipped Jamie Noble out of the ring.
"Elmination number one!" Michael Cole said.
~*~ Meanwhile ~*~
"What in the hell was that?" Bischoff screamed at the RAW superstars.
"Umm..well, it was an attack..sort of... Hey man, I only busted up that chair 'cause I thought it was Rey Mysterio or something! God, look at Kane! He chokeslammed a goddamned floor lamp because he thought it was Brian Kendrick." RVD said, trying to explain the 'slight' mishap.
A growl is heard from the direction in which Kane is standing.
"I don't care what you thought was what! How can you mess up that bad? Nup, no, don't say anything. Just... No! Shut up. I know! Aha! We'll try this again!" he said, then immediately ran inside to find a monitor to watch and see what would be the perfect time to try invading once again, leaving the superstars staring after him in increduality.
"Dude, that dude has got issues! We really pulled that off, but do you think that we can do it again? Girls?" Jeff said, speaking of the way himself and the other RAW superstars had purposely messed up. He and Kaley had rejoined the rest of the superstars shortly before the first 'invasion.' Kaley took out an economy-sized bag of Skittles amd started running with them. She reached a tree that was situated far from any other dwelling and soon Jeff had caught up with her.
"Ooh. Skittle sex. In a tree. Should be interesting." Trish said enviously.
"Mwahahahahahahahaha!! Mwahahahahahahaha! Free! Be free, my little pretties! Ehehehe! Spiders!" Victoria said, coming up behind Trish and dumping a big-ass box of them on her head.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WHAT?! NOOOOOO!! Spiders!!!! Ewww!!!!!!" Trish said before running off screaming, while attempting to free herself of the little devils. Off in the distance: "These aren't poisonous, are they?!" Trish screamed, continuing to run. She then ran smack into a tree... The one that Kaley and Jeff happened to be occupying at the moment.
*Thud* "AHHHHHH!!! NO!!! EW!!!!!!!! When I said it would be interesting, I didn't mean I actually wanted to know!!! AHHHHHHH!!!" Trish screamed as Jeff and Kaley fell onto her, without any clothing. She screamed louder and ran away even farther.
"Err... I think she might be scarred for life." Jericho stated.
"What?!" Stone Cold screamed in his ear, startling Jericho and causing him to fall off of his perch on the edge of a bench.
"OW!"
"What?!"
"No-"
"What?!"
"Stop-"
"What?!"
"Shut-the-hell-up!" Jericho finally screamed.
Just then, Bitchy came running back from indoors. From the ruckus he was creating, it was a fucking miracle that he hadn't been spotted by Stephanie or any of her people.
"Mwahahahahaha! Now is the time! There is a 20-man-battle-royal going on right now! The perfect match to interfere with! Teeheehee! I can't-"
At that moment, Bubba Ray Dudley put his ass through a picnic table just to shut him up.
"There." Bubba said, satisfied (but not stratusfied?).
"Why did you do that, man? Now we're screwed, 'cause I don't know what we're exactly supposed to do!" Jeff said.
"Believe dat, playa!" Teddy Long shouted in his ear.
"Ow! Damnit!" Jeff yelled.
"Tell me I did NOT just hear that!" Booker T said then did a spinaroonie on another nearby picnic table. Bubba Ray almost powerbombed him through that, but Kane held him back.
Bubba started to explain to Jeff why he had put Bitchy through a table, but Kaley cut him off.
"Yeah, I know we needed to shut him up. Oh well, he's out cold," she said testing Bitchy by poking him in the head several times with a stick she ripped off of a tree, "Let's just wing it. What is the worst that could happen?" Kaley said consolingly, as she swung open one of the double doors on the outside of the Alliant Energy Center.
"Here we go!"
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There's the latest chapter from the mind of Jade..and with some help from Kaley (sort of) lol. Heh. Got a bunch of ideas when I took a break at a waterpark/ resort up north, so, look for them soon :D REVIEW THIS STORY or I'll send......Skittle warriors after you!! Teehee!