We make it to Lothlorien where Galadriel is

Legolas is happy 'cause the race there is his

I look into the mirror and I see a bunch of junk
Sauron will take over my village, what a punk!

When we leave we get cloaks and a coolio phial
So now we paddle off, showing the cloaks in style
We pause for a while to take a rest
And Boromir's about to fail the test

He tries to take the ring, so I freak
I put on the ring and away I sneak
A bunch of Orcs attack and he gets killed
They took Merry and Pippin and away they milled

I go off to Mordor, trying to go alone

But Sam chases after me and sinks like a stone

I save him from drowning and there I see
Sam made a promise to stick with me

So the Fellowship's broke and Boromir's dead
I guess the ring really got to his head
Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn too
Chase after Merry and Pippin, which is real coo'

Will I complete my task, I don't know
I will have to keep my profile low
I'm about to go into a second hell
And now I stop singing the tale I tell!