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"Elimination two!" Tazz shouted as Rey Mysterio threw Crash over the top rope after nailing him with a springboard moonsault. "This is great!" Cole shouted.
~*~
Backstage the RAW superstars trooped past a startled Kurt Angle; who, upon seeing the men & women of RAW (and in some cases *cough* Jazz *cough* humans without a definite gender) go past, had choked on the glass of milk he had been chugging, and fell on the ground in convulsions.
"Too bad for Mr. Champion." Triple H said, stepping over his body.
"Here we go guys. And girls." Jeff said, quickly adding the last part after Kaley kicked him in the shin.
~*~
Matt Hardy hit the Twist of Fate on Shannon Moore.
"Hey!" Shannon shouted, "I thought I was your number one M-F'er!" he whined as he flew over the top rope.
"They don't call that move the Twist of Fate for nothing, man!" Matt shouted as Shannon hit the floor.
All of a sudden, the lights went out and the back you could hear Stephanie scream once more.
Over the PA system, RAW's theme music started blaring.
"Holy shit, esse!" Chavo yelled to Eddie.
At first no one could see anything, but some of the lights managed to flicker back on, just in time to see every single RAW superstar running down the ramp, minus the Divas. I wonder where they could be?
~*~
In the woman's locker room, Nidia and Torrie were having a nice (is that possible? Wait, don't answer that) conversation about places to have sex. Then the door burst open and Jazz stood in the doorway.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Holy shit! It's a caveman! Save us!!! Oh my fucking god!" Dawn Marie screamed in absolute horror. Behind Jazz, a blonde head could be seen bouncing up and down, trying to see over Jazz's shoulder.
"Damn it Jazz, go through the fucking doorway!" Trish and Kaley said simultaneously who were by now both trying to force there way past Jazz. Finally Trish got pissed and kicked Jazz in the back of the head.
"Tiiiiiiiiimmmmmberrrrrrrrrr!" Someone shouted from the back and they all started laughing.
"We're supposed to be beating the shit out of ya'll, but I thought this would be a better chance for a major sleepover!" Kaley explained excitedly.
"That sounds cool." Alisha, a tall, blonde girl said, coming out of the back of the room.
"Yeah! We can tell stories and share secrets and watch the men beat the shit out of each other! Yay!" Nidia shouted.
"Don't get too excited, whore!" Trish said, and then added thoughtfully, "Do you think we should invite Stephanie to join us?"
"No, she'd probably go into goddamned hysterics." Ivory said.
~*~
"Oh My God, Tazz! What is going on?" Cole shouted into the headset, watching as HBK beat up on Chris Benoit, Kevin Nash and Undertaker battled, and HHH & Ric Flair double-teamed Big Show. In the corner, Rey Mysterio was holding his own against RVD.
Kane was running around trying to set things on fire. Occasionally he succeeded, but the Hurricane, who had miraculously appeared out of nowhere, was running around behind him spraying things with water so the building did not burn down.
The Rhyno was busy dishing out a Gore to any RAW superstar who stepped in his path. The first of his victims was Christian, who immediately started moaning about how Goldberg had speared him so many times, and now the Rhyno had nailed him.
Jericho somehow got a microphone and began talking trash to the audience. "Hello, all of you little monkeys out there watching this, the is THE King of the World. RAW is taking over and you can't stop us! We are going to de-"
But before Jericho could finish his little rant about how he was the best, etc., a Gore knocked him breathless. After Rhyno was through with him, Matt Hardy came up from behind, picked him up, and gave him a Twist of Fate.
Rey Rey had fended off RVD and was now teamed with Brian Kendrick. They were beating the crap out of Test. Kendrick knocked him down and Rey Rey went for a 619 in the midst of everyone battling in the ring.
RVD gave a five-star frogsplash to Eddie Guerrero, and then gave him a little talk when he got up.
"That's how the real frog splash is done, and don't you forget it! Isn't it cool? Of course it is! Everything's cool when you're Rob Van Dam." He said, doing the little thumb thingy.
At that point in time, Brock Lesnar ran past screaming something about Bacon Bits. Goldberg, who had just nailed him with the chair on the back of the head, just shook his head and looked terrified as Brock continued to run around.
"Bacon! I want bacon! *Bark* Bacon, Bacon, Bacon!" Brock said, starting to do some odd doggy dance on his knees.
"DUDE! That is SO not cool. Why are you on the ground like that?" RVD said, walking up to him with a steel chair behind his back. All he got in response from Brocky was a couple of yips and barks, so he hit him over the head with the chair.
"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, mix!" Brock started shouting at the top of his lungs and then began purring.
"Oh my god Cole, the world's gone to hell!" Tazz screamed in fright as Brock started crawling around on the announcer's table.
"Mew, Mew!" Brock said in response, then started clawing Cole's arm.
Goldberg came from behind and nailed Brock Lesnar yet again.
"Why the hell did you just hit me? And who do you think you are?" Brock said in a voice that resembled that of a woman's, and actually sounded a bit like Stephanie's.
"Hi, man, how are you doing?" Goldberg said, attempting to shake Brock's hand.
"What? I'm not a man. That is an insult! I'm Stephanie McMahon and you better back off!" Brock said.
"Oh god," Cole whispered to Goldberg, "You better hit him again." By this time, Lesnar had a huge welt on the back of the head, but that didn't daunt him.
WHAM! RVD and Goldberg nailed him over the head at the same time and Brock keeled over.
"Uh… Did we kill him?" Goldberg asked.
"No, dude, he's still breathing. Let's drag him to Stephanie's office and maybe he'll wake up soon!" Rob said.
"Good idea." Goldberg responded, nodding and picking up Brock's ankles.
~~~ Meanwhile, in the ring… ~~~
Rey was in the corner being attacked by Goldust, when out of the blue, Jade, who had somehow escaped the sleepover, nailed Goldy over the head with a kendo stick that she had stolen from Tommy Dreamer. Rey threw him out of the ring and turned to Jade. They became a team immediately and went after Jeff Hardy. Before they could get beyond a couple punches, Kaley flew out of the air with a lead pipe and knocked Jade out. She had apparently escaped the slut-fest, as well.
"Sorry you had to go like that." Kaley said, sighing and plunking some skittles into her mouth.
Rey wasn't about to give up on her that easily, not after what she had done to Jadey! She ran away, back to the women's locker room and Rey started after her, but Jeff stepped in front of him.
"Lo siento, Rey. I can't let you go. You know you don't really wanna beat her up. Look, Jade's coming out of it already!" Jeff said, trying to convince Rey to leave Kaley and himself alone.
"You're right, I don't want to beat up una chica…" Rey said, lunging at Jeff.
They fought each other for quite some time, until Jade woke up completely. She started going backstage alone, but Rey saw her and followed her, helping her into his own locker room.
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"Elimination two!" Tazz shouted as Rey Mysterio threw Crash over the top rope after nailing him with a springboard moonsault. "This is great!" Cole shouted.
~*~
Backstage the RAW superstars trooped past a startled Kurt Angle; who, upon seeing the men & women of RAW (and in some cases *cough* Jazz *cough* humans without a definite gender) go past, had choked on the glass of milk he had been chugging, and fell on the ground in convulsions.
"Too bad for Mr. Champion." Triple H said, stepping over his body.
"Here we go guys. And girls." Jeff said, quickly adding the last part after Kaley kicked him in the shin.
~*~
Matt Hardy hit the Twist of Fate on Shannon Moore.
"Hey!" Shannon shouted, "I thought I was your number one M-F'er!" he whined as he flew over the top rope.
"They don't call that move the Twist of Fate for nothing, man!" Matt shouted as Shannon hit the floor.
All of a sudden, the lights went out and the back you could hear Stephanie scream once more.
Over the PA system, RAW's theme music started blaring.
"Holy shit, esse!" Chavo yelled to Eddie.
At first no one could see anything, but some of the lights managed to flicker back on, just in time to see every single RAW superstar running down the ramp, minus the Divas. I wonder where they could be?
~*~
In the woman's locker room, Nidia and Torrie were having a nice (is that possible? Wait, don't answer that) conversation about places to have sex. Then the door burst open and Jazz stood in the doorway.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Holy shit! It's a caveman! Save us!!! Oh my fucking god!" Dawn Marie screamed in absolute horror. Behind Jazz, a blonde head could be seen bouncing up and down, trying to see over Jazz's shoulder.
"Damn it Jazz, go through the fucking doorway!" Trish and Kaley said simultaneously who were by now both trying to force there way past Jazz. Finally Trish got pissed and kicked Jazz in the back of the head.
"Tiiiiiiiiimmmmmberrrrrrrrrr!" Someone shouted from the back and they all started laughing.
"We're supposed to be beating the shit out of ya'll, but I thought this would be a better chance for a major sleepover!" Kaley explained excitedly.
"That sounds cool." Alisha, a tall, blonde girl said, coming out of the back of the room.
"Yeah! We can tell stories and share secrets and watch the men beat the shit out of each other! Yay!" Nidia shouted.
"Don't get too excited, whore!" Trish said, and then added thoughtfully, "Do you think we should invite Stephanie to join us?"
"No, she'd probably go into goddamned hysterics." Ivory said.
~*~
"Oh My God, Tazz! What is going on?" Cole shouted into the headset, watching as HBK beat up on Chris Benoit, Kevin Nash and Undertaker battled, and HHH & Ric Flair double-teamed Big Show. In the corner, Rey Mysterio was holding his own against RVD.
Kane was running around trying to set things on fire. Occasionally he succeeded, but the Hurricane, who had miraculously appeared out of nowhere, was running around behind him spraying things with water so the building did not burn down.
The Rhyno was busy dishing out a Gore to any RAW superstar who stepped in his path. The first of his victims was Christian, who immediately started moaning about how Goldberg had speared him so many times, and now the Rhyno had nailed him.
Jericho somehow got a microphone and began talking trash to the audience. "Hello, all of you little monkeys out there watching this, the is THE King of the World. RAW is taking over and you can't stop us! We are going to de-"
But before Jericho could finish his little rant about how he was the best, etc., a Gore knocked him breathless. After Rhyno was through with him, Matt Hardy came up from behind, picked him up, and gave him a Twist of Fate.
Rey Rey had fended off RVD and was now teamed with Brian Kendrick. They were beating the crap out of Test. Kendrick knocked him down and Rey Rey went for a 619 in the midst of everyone battling in the ring.
RVD gave a five-star frogsplash to Eddie Guerrero, and then gave him a little talk when he got up.
"That's how the real frog splash is done, and don't you forget it! Isn't it cool? Of course it is! Everything's cool when you're Rob Van Dam." He said, doing the little thumb thingy.
At that point in time, Brock Lesnar ran past screaming something about Bacon Bits. Goldberg, who had just nailed him with the chair on the back of the head, just shook his head and looked terrified as Brock continued to run around.
"Bacon! I want bacon! *Bark* Bacon, Bacon, Bacon!" Brock said, starting to do some odd doggy dance on his knees.
"DUDE! That is SO not cool. Why are you on the ground like that?" RVD said, walking up to him with a steel chair behind his back. All he got in response from Brocky was a couple of yips and barks, so he hit him over the head with the chair.
"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, mix!" Brock started shouting at the top of his lungs and then began purring.
"Oh my god Cole, the world's gone to hell!" Tazz screamed in fright as Brock started crawling around on the announcer's table.
"Mew, Mew!" Brock said in response, then started clawing Cole's arm.
Goldberg came from behind and nailed Brock Lesnar yet again.
"Why the hell did you just hit me? And who do you think you are?" Brock said in a voice that resembled that of a woman's, and actually sounded a bit like Stephanie's.
"Hi, man, how are you doing?" Goldberg said, attempting to shake Brock's hand.
"What? I'm not a man. That is an insult! I'm Stephanie McMahon and you better back off!" Brock said.
"Oh god," Cole whispered to Goldberg, "You better hit him again." By this time, Lesnar had a huge welt on the back of the head, but that didn't daunt him.
WHAM! RVD and Goldberg nailed him over the head at the same time and Brock keeled over.
"Uh… Did we kill him?" Goldberg asked.
"No, dude, he's still breathing. Let's drag him to Stephanie's office and maybe he'll wake up soon!" Rob said.
"Good idea." Goldberg responded, nodding and picking up Brock's ankles.
~~~ Meanwhile, in the ring… ~~~
Rey was in the corner being attacked by Goldust, when out of the blue, Jade, who had somehow escaped the sleepover, nailed Goldy over the head with a kendo stick that she had stolen from Tommy Dreamer. Rey threw him out of the ring and turned to Jade. They became a team immediately and went after Jeff Hardy. Before they could get beyond a couple punches, Kaley flew out of the air with a lead pipe and knocked Jade out. She had apparently escaped the slut-fest, as well.
"Sorry you had to go like that." Kaley said, sighing and plunking some skittles into her mouth.
Rey wasn't about to give up on her that easily, not after what she had done to Jadey! She ran away, back to the women's locker room and Rey started after her, but Jeff stepped in front of him.
"Lo siento, Rey. I can't let you go. You know you don't really wanna beat her up. Look, Jade's coming out of it already!" Jeff said, trying to convince Rey to leave Kaley and himself alone.
"You're right, I don't want to beat up una chica…" Rey said, lunging at Jeff.
They fought each other for quite some time, until Jade woke up completely. She started going backstage alone, but Rey saw her and followed her, helping her into his own locker room.
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Wow! Look at that! I'm surprised at how long that got, lol. Usually it is super short and now look, it's about 400 words longer! Woohoo! Hope you enjoyed it, please check back soon for new chapters! Lease REVIEW! Thank ya very, very much!