AUTHOR'S NOTE: The story continues! Hope you enjoy this chapter. Should be interesting.
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~*~ Women's Locker Room ~*~
An unearthly noise is heard from the corner where Jazz had been banished by the other divas.
"What is that horrid noise?" Trish asked.
"She singin' da blues, playa!" Teddy Long said outside the door. Ivory went out the door and chased him away. He began to take off his shoes but discovered it would not come off. SOMEONE had placed cement in his shoes… Hmmm…
"Shut-up Jazz! That is really bad singing. Please don't quit your day job." Lita said.
"Yeah, I'm gunna come over there and beat the shit out of you if you don't shut it!" Nidia said.
"Like you could do anything to me, you idiot!" Jazz growled from her corner.
From another corner, some mumbling could be heard.
"Playing with dolls, are we, Victoria?" Trish asked the form sitting in her corner.
"Mwahahahaha! Torrie will be cursed for eternity!" Victoria shouted suddenly.
Everyone looked over to where Torrie was sitting and nearly screamed. She was suspended in the air and was doing a very strange dance. Everyone looked towards Victoria and saw that she had a mini-Torrie doll and was pretty much controlling her.
"Put the voodoo doll down and walk away slowly." Ivory said.
~*~ Backstage ~*~
"Are you alright, Jade?" Rey asked.
"I think so, but there's a big welt on the back of my head." Jade responded.
Rey moved closer and they kissed… several times. Then there was a knock on the door and Kaley entered. Jade and Rey pulled apart.
"Was I… interrupting anything? I can leave if you want." Kaley said with a confused look on her face.
"Oh, er… no, it's ok." Jade said, glancing at Rey Rey.
"Um, Rey is it ok if I talk to Jade alone? I have to tell her something." Kaley asked.
"Si, I'll just wait outside." Rey said, the opened the door. He almost had a heart attack when Jeff was right outside the door. Rey closed the door silently and began talking to Jeff.
"Jade, I'm really sorry. I had to do that because Bitchy said to go out there and make it interesting or I was fired. Friends?"
"Oh. Yeah, that's ok, I guess…" Jade said staring at the door, "I just heard the words 'Skittle' and 'Doritos'!!"
~*~ Outside the door ~*~
"How's Jade doing? Is her head ok?" Jeff started out the conversation.
"She's doing ok. She's able to talk, at least." Rey said grinning, but then frowned at Jeff.
"I'm sorry for the way that worked out, the whole RAW roster was threatened with their jobs if they didn't do this. Bitchy's completely crazy." Jeff said trying to explain, "Do you want some Doritos?" He said, handing over about three giant bags of Doritos.
"Thanks man.. I brought some Skittles too, dawg!" Rey said, handing over six bags of Skittles.
"You're so awesome Rey Rey!" Jeff screamed then pounced on the Skittles.
"Ok, man, but don't you think we should get back to the girls?" Rey asked, trying to pull Jeff out of his state of skittle-oblivion.
Just then Bitchy walked past singing.
"Uh, dude, you do know that your voice sucks, right?" Jeff said, having woken up, so to speak.
"Shut up! I'm enjoying myself." Bischoff responded.
"And why are you just wandering around Stephanie's territory?" Jeff continued the barrage of questions.
"Leave me alone." Bitchy said, and started to pout. He walked away.
"Ok, let's go back to the girls NOW. We should share the wealth!" Rey suggested.
"Oh alright." Jeff agreed.
Just then the door opened. "Come on Rey Rey!" Jade said upon seeing them next to the door.
"We'll just leave you two here," Kaley said, "I hope you feel better soon Jade." She said grabbing Jeff and walking off.
"I will. Thanks!" Jade called after them.
~*~ In The Ring ~*~
Brock Lesnar staggered down the ramp screaming and carrying a boom box.
"Hey Macarena, Macarena." He was shouting, then started to do the Macarena as the boom box turned on to that song. Chavo Guerrero saw him and started screaming, and then Eddie joined him.
"OH MY GOD, ESSE! What is he doing?" Chavo said, frightened.
"Somebody, quick! Hit him again! I don't want that stuck in my head!" Triple HHH yelled as the Guerreros suddenly began doing the Macarena as well.
Goldberg appeared out of nowhere at the same time RVD did and started nailing Brock repetitively.
"Ow! Ouch! AHHHHHHHH! Get off me!" Brock screamed. "I'm gunna F-5 you if you EVER hit me again!" He said, and then stalked off backstage.
RVD got back in the ring and attempted to wrestle, but most of the other wrestlers were lying down because they were so tired.
"I'm back, and better than ever!" Bitchy's music started and he strolled down the ramp with a microphone in hand.
"Hello, hello, hello, ladies and gentlemen, fans and wrestlers alike! As you can see, my RAW superstars have invaded Smackdown! I came here to challenge the whole of Smackdown to a match at Wrestlemania XX this Sunday! If RAW wins, the rosters will permanently re-group. If Smackdown! possibly finds a way to beat my superstars, the brands will remain separate, but there will be a re-drafting of both brands. So some of the RAW wrestlers might be on Smackdown, and the might be on RAW, still. Vice-versa for the Smackdown! superstars. Stephanie, could you come out and tell me what you think?" Bitchy said, then looked expectantly towards the top of the ramp.
Stephanie stood at the top of the ramp, looking down on Bitch-face. All of the superstars were looking around wildly, the Smackdown! superstars hearing this for the first time and the RAW superstars waiting to see what Stephanie had to say.
"You know what Bischoff? Even though you came and created this big mess without permission from my father, I ACCEPT! Now get the hell out of my building! You got what you came here for!" Stephanie said viciously.
"Fine," Bitchy sniffed, "I'll go. But we're staying at the same hotel as you Smackdown! people, the Kalahari in Wisconsin Dells. See you there!" He said gleefully.
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I hope that was fun for you all :D Next chapter will be all about the Kalahari, most likely, with the superstars all hang out. The Kalahari is a giant Resort and Waterpark and there are a lot of sweet things around that place. Been there about 15 times even though it is kind of expensive. Anywayz, stay tuned. Lol!
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~*~ Women's Locker Room ~*~
An unearthly noise is heard from the corner where Jazz had been banished by the other divas.
"What is that horrid noise?" Trish asked.
"She singin' da blues, playa!" Teddy Long said outside the door. Ivory went out the door and chased him away. He began to take off his shoes but discovered it would not come off. SOMEONE had placed cement in his shoes… Hmmm…
"Shut-up Jazz! That is really bad singing. Please don't quit your day job." Lita said.
"Yeah, I'm gunna come over there and beat the shit out of you if you don't shut it!" Nidia said.
"Like you could do anything to me, you idiot!" Jazz growled from her corner.
From another corner, some mumbling could be heard.
"Playing with dolls, are we, Victoria?" Trish asked the form sitting in her corner.
"Mwahahahaha! Torrie will be cursed for eternity!" Victoria shouted suddenly.
Everyone looked over to where Torrie was sitting and nearly screamed. She was suspended in the air and was doing a very strange dance. Everyone looked towards Victoria and saw that she had a mini-Torrie doll and was pretty much controlling her.
"Put the voodoo doll down and walk away slowly." Ivory said.
~*~ Backstage ~*~
"Are you alright, Jade?" Rey asked.
"I think so, but there's a big welt on the back of my head." Jade responded.
Rey moved closer and they kissed… several times. Then there was a knock on the door and Kaley entered. Jade and Rey pulled apart.
"Was I… interrupting anything? I can leave if you want." Kaley said with a confused look on her face.
"Oh, er… no, it's ok." Jade said, glancing at Rey Rey.
"Um, Rey is it ok if I talk to Jade alone? I have to tell her something." Kaley asked.
"Si, I'll just wait outside." Rey said, the opened the door. He almost had a heart attack when Jeff was right outside the door. Rey closed the door silently and began talking to Jeff.
"Jade, I'm really sorry. I had to do that because Bitchy said to go out there and make it interesting or I was fired. Friends?"
"Oh. Yeah, that's ok, I guess…" Jade said staring at the door, "I just heard the words 'Skittle' and 'Doritos'!!"
~*~ Outside the door ~*~
"How's Jade doing? Is her head ok?" Jeff started out the conversation.
"She's doing ok. She's able to talk, at least." Rey said grinning, but then frowned at Jeff.
"I'm sorry for the way that worked out, the whole RAW roster was threatened with their jobs if they didn't do this. Bitchy's completely crazy." Jeff said trying to explain, "Do you want some Doritos?" He said, handing over about three giant bags of Doritos.
"Thanks man.. I brought some Skittles too, dawg!" Rey said, handing over six bags of Skittles.
"You're so awesome Rey Rey!" Jeff screamed then pounced on the Skittles.
"Ok, man, but don't you think we should get back to the girls?" Rey asked, trying to pull Jeff out of his state of skittle-oblivion.
Just then Bitchy walked past singing.
"Uh, dude, you do know that your voice sucks, right?" Jeff said, having woken up, so to speak.
"Shut up! I'm enjoying myself." Bischoff responded.
"And why are you just wandering around Stephanie's territory?" Jeff continued the barrage of questions.
"Leave me alone." Bitchy said, and started to pout. He walked away.
"Ok, let's go back to the girls NOW. We should share the wealth!" Rey suggested.
"Oh alright." Jeff agreed.
Just then the door opened. "Come on Rey Rey!" Jade said upon seeing them next to the door.
"We'll just leave you two here," Kaley said, "I hope you feel better soon Jade." She said grabbing Jeff and walking off.
"I will. Thanks!" Jade called after them.
~*~ In The Ring ~*~
Brock Lesnar staggered down the ramp screaming and carrying a boom box.
"Hey Macarena, Macarena." He was shouting, then started to do the Macarena as the boom box turned on to that song. Chavo Guerrero saw him and started screaming, and then Eddie joined him.
"OH MY GOD, ESSE! What is he doing?" Chavo said, frightened.
"Somebody, quick! Hit him again! I don't want that stuck in my head!" Triple HHH yelled as the Guerreros suddenly began doing the Macarena as well.
Goldberg appeared out of nowhere at the same time RVD did and started nailing Brock repetitively.
"Ow! Ouch! AHHHHHHHH! Get off me!" Brock screamed. "I'm gunna F-5 you if you EVER hit me again!" He said, and then stalked off backstage.
RVD got back in the ring and attempted to wrestle, but most of the other wrestlers were lying down because they were so tired.
"I'm back, and better than ever!" Bitchy's music started and he strolled down the ramp with a microphone in hand.
"Hello, hello, hello, ladies and gentlemen, fans and wrestlers alike! As you can see, my RAW superstars have invaded Smackdown! I came here to challenge the whole of Smackdown to a match at Wrestlemania XX this Sunday! If RAW wins, the rosters will permanently re-group. If Smackdown! possibly finds a way to beat my superstars, the brands will remain separate, but there will be a re-drafting of both brands. So some of the RAW wrestlers might be on Smackdown, and the might be on RAW, still. Vice-versa for the Smackdown! superstars. Stephanie, could you come out and tell me what you think?" Bitchy said, then looked expectantly towards the top of the ramp.
Stephanie stood at the top of the ramp, looking down on Bitch-face. All of the superstars were looking around wildly, the Smackdown! superstars hearing this for the first time and the RAW superstars waiting to see what Stephanie had to say.
"You know what Bischoff? Even though you came and created this big mess without permission from my father, I ACCEPT! Now get the hell out of my building! You got what you came here for!" Stephanie said viciously.
"Fine," Bitchy sniffed, "I'll go. But we're staying at the same hotel as you Smackdown! people, the Kalahari in Wisconsin Dells. See you there!" He said gleefully.
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I hope that was fun for you all :D Next chapter will be all about the Kalahari, most likely, with the superstars all hang out. The Kalahari is a giant Resort and Waterpark and there are a lot of sweet things around that place. Been there about 15 times even though it is kind of expensive. Anywayz, stay tuned. Lol!