AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey, sorry it's been a while since I updated... about a week, but still, thats a long time for me. I hope you enjoy this chapter, etc... Please review!
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"On your marks!" Jade shouted.
"Get set!" Rey yelled.
"Go!!" Both Rey and Jade shouted.
And the first-ever Kalahari-Lazy-River-tube-race was on, between RVD and The Hurricane.
"Are there any rules for these races?" Jamie Noble asked, coming up behind them.
"Hell no!" Rey said, watching as RVD nailed Hurricane hard in the side in an attempt to knock him over.
Hurricane fell with a splash, then immediately got up and chased after Rob, who had hightailed it further along the river. They were now about halfway through the first lap.
"Two laps to go, guys!" Jade shouted to them a couple minutes later as they approached the final bend and came into view from where Rey, Jade and Noble were standing.
~*~
"Oh, Jeffy, this is great!" Kaley said, slurping on a skittle daquiri she had made for herself and Jeff using a blender.
"Yeah, no kidding." Jeff said, grinning, "Do you think we should get Rey and Jade some Dorito flavored daquiries?"
Before she could answer, a shout was heard.
"Grab me another beer!" Stone Cold yelled from the corner of the platform on which the bar was situated. He had given up on chasing around Big Show and A-Train and was now content with drinking beer. Now it was only Nash and Kane who were after the giant duo.
"Me, too!" Said Chris Benoit.
Jeff threw one at each of them, otherwise Austin would have been bitching endlessly until he got what he wanted.
From the bar, they could all see all of the divas (those not banished, that is) running around the kiddie play area.
"This is so cool!" Molly screeched.
"Yeah!" the other divas chimed in.
They then began shooting water canons, stationed every so often throughout the play area, at all the guys plus Kaley at the bar.
"Hey!! That alcohol abuse! Watch where you're spraying the damn water. We don't want chlorinated alcohol!" Rhyno shouted at the girls from another corner.
"Eww... That's gross." Kaley said from her spot under the bar, where she had taken refuge with her daquiri.
~*~
"Get in the God-damned closet!" Kane growled as he and Nash started to move closer to the giants.
*ROAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* Big Show roared across the place. He was being backed closer and closer to the Innertube Closet, and quite obviosly didn't like it.
"Ah, shuddup and get in there. You're a stupid oaf and you know it." Goldberg said, joining Nash and Kane.
Behind the pair of giants, Brian Kendrick appeared and opened the door at the exact same time as the trio ran at them collectively, spearing them into the closet. They jumped out and slammed the door shut behind them, trapping the two giants.
"Hey... Where did Brian go?" Goldberg asked as screams escaped from behind the door.
~*~
"And we have a winner!!" Jade shouted as RVD crossed the invisible finish line, followed closely by The Hurricane.
"¡Felicitaciones en ganar la primera raza siempre!" Rey said to Rob as he came out of the water through the wave pool.
"What did you say, dude?" Rob questioned looking confused.
Layce came up behind him, "Didn't you learn any Spahish in school?" She teased, "He said 'Congratulations on winning the first race ever!' " She explained, glancing at Rey.
"¡Exactamente! Gracias, señora encantadora." Rey said to Layce.
"AAAHHHHHH! Stop it! Please, it's torture! No offense, dude, but I don't like it when I can't understand anything coming out of a person's mouth." RVD said, trying to stay calm.
"It's ok, Robbie." Layce said soothingly then walked away with him. Before she had gotten out of sight she yelled back to Rey and Jade.
"Are there any meditation rocks in this place?" Layce asked, grinning.
"I'm sure there are," Jade said winking, "Myabe you can ask at the front desk... If those guys didn't get scared away by us, too."
"¿Falté algo, mi reina misterio?" Rey asked, confused.
"No, you've not missed anything. Now we got to get to our next race! Jamie Noble versus his darling girlfriend, Nidia!" Jade said, almost choking on the last few words.
"Ok, but this is the last race of the might. We can have more tomorrow, but I'm getting tired. Word has it we're going mini-golfing tomorrow." Rey said, winking at Jade.
~*~
"Come on, let's go find a meditiation rock somewhere, adn then we can relax and have...fun." Layce said to RVD as they approached the front desk in the lobby.
"What are you candyasses doing here?" The Rock asked at the same time Jericho screeched out, "What are you assclowns doing?"
These two were seated side-by-side behind the front desk. Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley stood by the doors to serve as bouncers in case any tourists or fans tried to enter the main doors.
"Dude, calm down. We just wanted to know if you knew about any meditation rocks around this place, so just chill out." RVD said, apparently back to his old self.
"Why do you want to know about meditation rocks?" The Rock said, sporting a People's Eyebrow and gazing curiously at the pair in front of him.
"Well... I don't think we have to tell you. Just tell me where there's a meditation rock." Layce said.
"But WHY should we tell you?" Jericho asked.
"TELL ME WHERE THERE IS A FUCKING MEDITATION ROCK OR I'LL KILL YOU!" Layce shrieked, getting up in Jericho's face.
"Layce, calm down," RVD said then whispered, "She has some mental problems. We need a meditation rock to make her condition better," to Rocky and Jericho. They nodded in understanding.
"There's a couple of them down the hall on the second floor, you can get there by taking the elevators," Jericho said pointing, "Good luck." He added.
"I heard what you said about me. Why did you say that? That was mean." Layce asked, whispering to Rob.
"It was only a little lie so they would stop asking questions. I didn't mean a word of it," He replied, whispering comfortingly.
~*~
Jamie Noble and Nidia were fighting each other down the river. They were still on the first lap and had been on it for approximately 15 minutes. Finally they approached the starting point.
"¡Dos a ir!" Jade said as they neared the point.
The battling couple paused a moment, looked up, then Nidia jumped up in the air and brought her tube down on Jamie's head.
"OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" He howled, then chased after her before she got too far ahead.
"Wow, it seems to be going much faster now. I'm amazed!" Jade said, turning to Rey.
"Hey guys, how're the races going?" Jeff asked walking up to them with Kaley beside him. They were both sopping wet.
"We're going back to our rooms now. Have fun watching the trailer park rejects," Kaley said.
"What happened to you guys?" Rey asked.
"The divas kind of attacked the bar with water cannons from the kiddie play area... Long story." Jeff replied.
"Here, look what I brought for you!" Kaley said, holding up the Dorito and daquiri mixture.
"OH MY GOD! What is that?" Rey shouted excitedly, pouncing on Kaley, "Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
Jade soon joined him in attacking Kaley. Finally they wrenched the...er...liquid away from her and sat there drinking it all up.
"Hey, aren't you going to pay attention to your racers? They just went past." Jeff said, reminding them of their previous entertainment.
"Oh, yeah! One lap to go!" Jade called after them, but she doubted they heard. Nidia had just got dunked by Jamie and was now chasing him at full speed to get ahead once again.
"Well, we're off!" Jeff said, then walked off arm-in-arm with Kaley.
Nidia rounded the finally corner and took the win.
"¡Felicitationes!" Rey congratulated en español.
Nidia and Jamie Noble immediately ran off, leaving Jade and Rey alone.
"One last race?" Rey asked hoping off the bridge and onto an empty innertube in the river.
"You're on!" Jade shouted then jumped in after him.
Rey ended up beating Jade, but that was ok with her. They left; amidst whimpers that echoed throughout the empty waterpark from various locked rooms and closets; and walked back to their suite, hugging each other close.
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No, the story isn't over, even though it kind of sounded like it, lol. There's still a lot more left of the story, Sorry if this chapter was kind of boring. I am half asleep right now but I wanted to write more, so that's what I did! Some of you may have been confused, so... Here are some Spanish translations from this chapter:
"¡Exactamente! Gracias, señora encantadora." = "Exactly! Thank you, lovely lady."
"¿Falté algo, mi reina misterio?" = "Did I miss something, my mystery queen?"
"¡Dos a ir!" = "Two to go!"
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"On your marks!" Jade shouted.
"Get set!" Rey yelled.
"Go!!" Both Rey and Jade shouted.
And the first-ever Kalahari-Lazy-River-tube-race was on, between RVD and The Hurricane.
"Are there any rules for these races?" Jamie Noble asked, coming up behind them.
"Hell no!" Rey said, watching as RVD nailed Hurricane hard in the side in an attempt to knock him over.
Hurricane fell with a splash, then immediately got up and chased after Rob, who had hightailed it further along the river. They were now about halfway through the first lap.
"Two laps to go, guys!" Jade shouted to them a couple minutes later as they approached the final bend and came into view from where Rey, Jade and Noble were standing.
~*~
"Oh, Jeffy, this is great!" Kaley said, slurping on a skittle daquiri she had made for herself and Jeff using a blender.
"Yeah, no kidding." Jeff said, grinning, "Do you think we should get Rey and Jade some Dorito flavored daquiries?"
Before she could answer, a shout was heard.
"Grab me another beer!" Stone Cold yelled from the corner of the platform on which the bar was situated. He had given up on chasing around Big Show and A-Train and was now content with drinking beer. Now it was only Nash and Kane who were after the giant duo.
"Me, too!" Said Chris Benoit.
Jeff threw one at each of them, otherwise Austin would have been bitching endlessly until he got what he wanted.
From the bar, they could all see all of the divas (those not banished, that is) running around the kiddie play area.
"This is so cool!" Molly screeched.
"Yeah!" the other divas chimed in.
They then began shooting water canons, stationed every so often throughout the play area, at all the guys plus Kaley at the bar.
"Hey!! That alcohol abuse! Watch where you're spraying the damn water. We don't want chlorinated alcohol!" Rhyno shouted at the girls from another corner.
"Eww... That's gross." Kaley said from her spot under the bar, where she had taken refuge with her daquiri.
~*~
"Get in the God-damned closet!" Kane growled as he and Nash started to move closer to the giants.
*ROAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* Big Show roared across the place. He was being backed closer and closer to the Innertube Closet, and quite obviosly didn't like it.
"Ah, shuddup and get in there. You're a stupid oaf and you know it." Goldberg said, joining Nash and Kane.
Behind the pair of giants, Brian Kendrick appeared and opened the door at the exact same time as the trio ran at them collectively, spearing them into the closet. They jumped out and slammed the door shut behind them, trapping the two giants.
"Hey... Where did Brian go?" Goldberg asked as screams escaped from behind the door.
~*~
"And we have a winner!!" Jade shouted as RVD crossed the invisible finish line, followed closely by The Hurricane.
"¡Felicitaciones en ganar la primera raza siempre!" Rey said to Rob as he came out of the water through the wave pool.
"What did you say, dude?" Rob questioned looking confused.
Layce came up behind him, "Didn't you learn any Spahish in school?" She teased, "He said 'Congratulations on winning the first race ever!' " She explained, glancing at Rey.
"¡Exactamente! Gracias, señora encantadora." Rey said to Layce.
"AAAHHHHHH! Stop it! Please, it's torture! No offense, dude, but I don't like it when I can't understand anything coming out of a person's mouth." RVD said, trying to stay calm.
"It's ok, Robbie." Layce said soothingly then walked away with him. Before she had gotten out of sight she yelled back to Rey and Jade.
"Are there any meditation rocks in this place?" Layce asked, grinning.
"I'm sure there are," Jade said winking, "Myabe you can ask at the front desk... If those guys didn't get scared away by us, too."
"¿Falté algo, mi reina misterio?" Rey asked, confused.
"No, you've not missed anything. Now we got to get to our next race! Jamie Noble versus his darling girlfriend, Nidia!" Jade said, almost choking on the last few words.
"Ok, but this is the last race of the might. We can have more tomorrow, but I'm getting tired. Word has it we're going mini-golfing tomorrow." Rey said, winking at Jade.
~*~
"Come on, let's go find a meditiation rock somewhere, adn then we can relax and have...fun." Layce said to RVD as they approached the front desk in the lobby.
"What are you candyasses doing here?" The Rock asked at the same time Jericho screeched out, "What are you assclowns doing?"
These two were seated side-by-side behind the front desk. Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley stood by the doors to serve as bouncers in case any tourists or fans tried to enter the main doors.
"Dude, calm down. We just wanted to know if you knew about any meditation rocks around this place, so just chill out." RVD said, apparently back to his old self.
"Why do you want to know about meditation rocks?" The Rock said, sporting a People's Eyebrow and gazing curiously at the pair in front of him.
"Well... I don't think we have to tell you. Just tell me where there's a meditation rock." Layce said.
"But WHY should we tell you?" Jericho asked.
"TELL ME WHERE THERE IS A FUCKING MEDITATION ROCK OR I'LL KILL YOU!" Layce shrieked, getting up in Jericho's face.
"Layce, calm down," RVD said then whispered, "She has some mental problems. We need a meditation rock to make her condition better," to Rocky and Jericho. They nodded in understanding.
"There's a couple of them down the hall on the second floor, you can get there by taking the elevators," Jericho said pointing, "Good luck." He added.
"I heard what you said about me. Why did you say that? That was mean." Layce asked, whispering to Rob.
"It was only a little lie so they would stop asking questions. I didn't mean a word of it," He replied, whispering comfortingly.
~*~
Jamie Noble and Nidia were fighting each other down the river. They were still on the first lap and had been on it for approximately 15 minutes. Finally they approached the starting point.
"¡Dos a ir!" Jade said as they neared the point.
The battling couple paused a moment, looked up, then Nidia jumped up in the air and brought her tube down on Jamie's head.
"OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" He howled, then chased after her before she got too far ahead.
"Wow, it seems to be going much faster now. I'm amazed!" Jade said, turning to Rey.
"Hey guys, how're the races going?" Jeff asked walking up to them with Kaley beside him. They were both sopping wet.
"We're going back to our rooms now. Have fun watching the trailer park rejects," Kaley said.
"What happened to you guys?" Rey asked.
"The divas kind of attacked the bar with water cannons from the kiddie play area... Long story." Jeff replied.
"Here, look what I brought for you!" Kaley said, holding up the Dorito and daquiri mixture.
"OH MY GOD! What is that?" Rey shouted excitedly, pouncing on Kaley, "Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
Jade soon joined him in attacking Kaley. Finally they wrenched the...er...liquid away from her and sat there drinking it all up.
"Hey, aren't you going to pay attention to your racers? They just went past." Jeff said, reminding them of their previous entertainment.
"Oh, yeah! One lap to go!" Jade called after them, but she doubted they heard. Nidia had just got dunked by Jamie and was now chasing him at full speed to get ahead once again.
"Well, we're off!" Jeff said, then walked off arm-in-arm with Kaley.
Nidia rounded the finally corner and took the win.
"¡Felicitationes!" Rey congratulated en español.
Nidia and Jamie Noble immediately ran off, leaving Jade and Rey alone.
"One last race?" Rey asked hoping off the bridge and onto an empty innertube in the river.
"You're on!" Jade shouted then jumped in after him.
Rey ended up beating Jade, but that was ok with her. They left; amidst whimpers that echoed throughout the empty waterpark from various locked rooms and closets; and walked back to their suite, hugging each other close.
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No, the story isn't over, even though it kind of sounded like it, lol. There's still a lot more left of the story, Sorry if this chapter was kind of boring. I am half asleep right now but I wanted to write more, so that's what I did! Some of you may have been confused, so... Here are some Spanish translations from this chapter:
"¡Exactamente! Gracias, señora encantadora." = "Exactly! Thank you, lovely lady."
"¿Falté algo, mi reina misterio?" = "Did I miss something, my mystery queen?"
"¡Dos a ir!" = "Two to go!"