AUTHOR'S NOTE: Here I am, with yet another chapter! I hope you enjoy. Please review after you read! Thanks!
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It was three in the morning in the room shared by Rey and Jade.
"Holy shit! Where am I!? What's going on?!" Jade sat bolt upright, almost shrieking but somehow (miraculously) contained it, although she fell on the floor.
No reply. Jade got her bearings as her head came in contact with the wall and realized she was at the Kalahari.
"Rey? ¿Eso tu? What the fuck are you doing?" She asked, rubbing her eyes in an attempt to see better through the darkness.
She got up and slowly approached the form that was jumping up and down between the two beds. She caught him midair and set him on the ground. She then shook him thoroughly.
"Rey? ¿Hola? Oscar?" Jade asked. Rey's eyes had the glazed over look in his eyes.
"Huh? Where the hell am I?" Rey said, looking at Jade who had dumped ice on his head.
Jade burst out laughing and fell on the ground. Rey stared blankly at her.
"Hehe, I didn't know you sleep walk- er, I should say… sleep…um, bounce." Jade said, "But lets go back to sleep now. It's still too early to get up. Unless you wanna watch a movie?"
Before Rey could respond, a weird noise was heard from by the fold-out sofa. He approached it cautiously and jumped on the form crouching there.
"Argh! Oof! Get offa me!" The voice of Jeff Hardy resounded throughout the room.
"¿Qué usted está haciendo aquí?" Rey demanded, jumping quickly off of Jeff as soon as he recognized his friend.
"Wha-"
" 'What are you doing here?' " Jade said before he finished the question.
"Oh… well, I came here to wrestle you like you asked me to when you came to my door and I opened it and-" Jeff started.
"What are you talking about?" Rey asked.
"You came to my room and asked if I wanted to wrestle you in here!" Jeff exclaimed, looking confused.
From the other side of the room you could hear Jade laughing as she let in Kaley.
"What's going on?" Kaley asked.
"It appears... that Rey was sleepwalking…and he went to your room, got Jeff and they started wrestling… I've never known that Rey ever slept-walk." Jade attempted to explain, rubbing sleep from her eyes.
"Allow me to say something," Rey said laughing, "I don't remember doing that… All I know is that Jade almost gave me whiplash trying to wake me up!" he exclaimed.
"Oh… sorry about that. But I think we should go back to sleep now. I'm tired still." Jade apologized.
"Yeah. It's kind of three thirty in the morning!" Kaley exclaimed, attempting to drag Jeff out of the room. Jeff closed the door as he went past it on his ass, and Jade and Rey were alone once again.
Jade ran for her bed and Rey did the same.
"Brrrr… my bed's so cold!" Jade said into the darkness.
"I can help you warm up." Rey said.
~*~ Later ~*~
Everyone was slowly wandering around, drifting eventually towards the humongous get together in Ingraffias for the buffet.
To get the cook to stay, Stephanie had had to pay an extra large sum of money, and assured the poor little chef that the wrestlers were all leaving in three days.
By this time, it was around 10:00 A.M. and among the ones who had not shown up yet were Rey and Jade, Jeff and Kaley, and Layce and RVD. The Hurricane was also missing, but he seemed to be wandering around an awful lot lately. At that time, a conversation was taking place about those very people.
"Where in the hell did they all go?" Bitchy asked.
"Last night, Layce and Rob were ranting on about a meditation rock, the other two couples are probably… sleeping, and Hurri-dorky dude is probably lurking in the game room." The Rock stated.
"But I thought Jade was just Rey's manager?" Booker T asked.
"Well… I guess things have changed. They've become an item." Giggled Trish, taking a seat beside Stephanie. Just then they heard the oddest noise in the world.
"What in the hell?!" Steph shrieked.
They all looked out the door towards the area where all of the stomping and grunting was coming from.
"What in the blue hell does Rhyno have?" The Rock asked.
"Uh…I think it's the rhino from in front of the freaking hotel. You know, by the front entrance?" Bitchy said.
"Why do you have that, Rhyno?" Stephanie called out.
No answer, but he continued to run around the hotel holding the rhino.
When he got to the top floor he threw the rhino on the ground near the end of the hallway.
"Run free! Be free my little rhino!" Rhyno said gleefully, staring at the rhino.
He stared at it for approximately 15 minutes.
"Raaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh!! I said be free!" Rhyno screamed at the form of the rhino, which if you stood it on end, it would be up to Rhyno's stomach.
He then heaved the rhino over his head and threw it through the window.
"Hurray! Fly my little rhino! Fly!" he said and was about to jump out of the window after the rhino, but Matt Hardy showed up at that precise moment with Lita beside him.
~*~
"Jeff? Where are you?" Kaley said, sitting up in bed slowly, "Oh… in the shower." She said, realizing that this device had been what woke her up.
The shower stopped and Jeff came out of the bathroom in a towel.
"Good morning." Jeff said.
"Good morning," Kaley responded, smiling when she saw only the towel around his waist, "Do you think the Jade and Rey are up yet?"
"Let's find out," Jeff said, the hit his hand against the wall as hard as he could to make as much noise as possible, "Ow!" he said after a few minutes, then gave up and walked off to get dressed.
~*~
"Now what in the hell is that?" Jade said, startled awake by the thumping next door.
"I don't know. What the hell are Kaley and Jeff doing over there?" Rey asked, continuing to walk around the room with a towel around his waist as he had been, waiting for Jade to wake up.
"Do I want to know?" Jade said, getting out of the bed and heading for one of the two bedrooms.
"Oh, good idea, I should change too," Rey said, noticing he still had only a towel on, "After that do you want to go eat breakfast or watch movies?"
"We should just go down to breakfast. Remember we're supposed to be going mini-golfing today?" Jade yelled from behind the door.
"Oh yeah!" Rey said from behind the other bathroom door.
~*~
"How's everyone doing?" Layce and RVD asked as they walked into Ingraffias.
"We're fine," Bitchy responded for everyone, "but do you know where Kaley, Jeff, Jade, Rey, and/ or The Hurricane are?"
"Nope, sorry dude, I have no clue. Why?" Rob asked.
"Oh, no one told you? First we're going to HHH's funeral- he died last night of his head injury because Flair refused to take him to the hospital- and then we are going mini-golfing!" Stephanie said, sitting down with another plate of bacon. She was the only one who was still eating.
"Ok, cool." Layce said.
"What? Hell no. I'm not going to any funeral or mini golfing. That's stupid as hell!" The Undertaker said as he walked past the main table.
"Damn straight, we got other things to do." Kane said, exchanging glances with 'Taker.
'Taker nodded and they walked towards the fire. As they approached this marvelous centerpiece, they spoke strange incantations then walked straight into it and disappeared.
"Awesome! I wanna do that!" Jeff shouted, entering the restaurant with Kaley trying to restrain him once again; Jade and Rey watching them with an entertained look on their faces.
"Finally! You have come-" Bitchy started, but was interrupted.
"Slogan infringement!" The Rock shouted.
"Shut up, you didn't let me finish!" Bitchy complained, then turned his attention back to the two couples, "Finally you guys have joined us! Where in the hell have you been?"
"Yeah, we've been waiting to go to HHH's funeral for a while." Stephanie said, starting to pout.
"Would you shut up about the funeral? No one cares that he died, you stupid ass clown!" Jericho shouted from across the restaurant.
"Trips died? Cool!" Jeff exclaimed.
"Sorry," Kaley attempted to apologize, "We had a mid-night fiasco." She finished, laughing.
"Well, I'm going to the funeral now. All who would like to come, follow me!" Stephanie yelled.
The Hurricane appeared from around the corner. "I will go, citizen Stephanie. It is my duty as a superhero!" He said boldly, as no one else moved from his or her seat and silence filled the room.
"Ok, while they are gone, let's go downtown and find a good place to mini golf!" Bitchy said excitedly and headed out the door.
The two couples that had come in late grabbed a couple cold breakfast items from the trays on the buffet table and followed the others, all except the Rhyno, Matt Hardy and Lita, who were still… somewhere.
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Hope you enjoyed this chapter! I swear that they are actually mini-golfing in the next chapter, they won't hang around the hotel or anything like that, lol. Here's some more translation:
"¿Eso tu?" = "That you?"
"¿Hola?" = Hello?
"¿Qué usted está haciendo aquí?" = "What are you doing here?"
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It was three in the morning in the room shared by Rey and Jade.
"Holy shit! Where am I!? What's going on?!" Jade sat bolt upright, almost shrieking but somehow (miraculously) contained it, although she fell on the floor.
No reply. Jade got her bearings as her head came in contact with the wall and realized she was at the Kalahari.
"Rey? ¿Eso tu? What the fuck are you doing?" She asked, rubbing her eyes in an attempt to see better through the darkness.
She got up and slowly approached the form that was jumping up and down between the two beds. She caught him midair and set him on the ground. She then shook him thoroughly.
"Rey? ¿Hola? Oscar?" Jade asked. Rey's eyes had the glazed over look in his eyes.
"Huh? Where the hell am I?" Rey said, looking at Jade who had dumped ice on his head.
Jade burst out laughing and fell on the ground. Rey stared blankly at her.
"Hehe, I didn't know you sleep walk- er, I should say… sleep…um, bounce." Jade said, "But lets go back to sleep now. It's still too early to get up. Unless you wanna watch a movie?"
Before Rey could respond, a weird noise was heard from by the fold-out sofa. He approached it cautiously and jumped on the form crouching there.
"Argh! Oof! Get offa me!" The voice of Jeff Hardy resounded throughout the room.
"¿Qué usted está haciendo aquí?" Rey demanded, jumping quickly off of Jeff as soon as he recognized his friend.
"Wha-"
" 'What are you doing here?' " Jade said before he finished the question.
"Oh… well, I came here to wrestle you like you asked me to when you came to my door and I opened it and-" Jeff started.
"What are you talking about?" Rey asked.
"You came to my room and asked if I wanted to wrestle you in here!" Jeff exclaimed, looking confused.
From the other side of the room you could hear Jade laughing as she let in Kaley.
"What's going on?" Kaley asked.
"It appears... that Rey was sleepwalking…and he went to your room, got Jeff and they started wrestling… I've never known that Rey ever slept-walk." Jade attempted to explain, rubbing sleep from her eyes.
"Allow me to say something," Rey said laughing, "I don't remember doing that… All I know is that Jade almost gave me whiplash trying to wake me up!" he exclaimed.
"Oh… sorry about that. But I think we should go back to sleep now. I'm tired still." Jade apologized.
"Yeah. It's kind of three thirty in the morning!" Kaley exclaimed, attempting to drag Jeff out of the room. Jeff closed the door as he went past it on his ass, and Jade and Rey were alone once again.
Jade ran for her bed and Rey did the same.
"Brrrr… my bed's so cold!" Jade said into the darkness.
"I can help you warm up." Rey said.
~*~ Later ~*~
Everyone was slowly wandering around, drifting eventually towards the humongous get together in Ingraffias for the buffet.
To get the cook to stay, Stephanie had had to pay an extra large sum of money, and assured the poor little chef that the wrestlers were all leaving in three days.
By this time, it was around 10:00 A.M. and among the ones who had not shown up yet were Rey and Jade, Jeff and Kaley, and Layce and RVD. The Hurricane was also missing, but he seemed to be wandering around an awful lot lately. At that time, a conversation was taking place about those very people.
"Where in the hell did they all go?" Bitchy asked.
"Last night, Layce and Rob were ranting on about a meditation rock, the other two couples are probably… sleeping, and Hurri-dorky dude is probably lurking in the game room." The Rock stated.
"But I thought Jade was just Rey's manager?" Booker T asked.
"Well… I guess things have changed. They've become an item." Giggled Trish, taking a seat beside Stephanie. Just then they heard the oddest noise in the world.
"What in the hell?!" Steph shrieked.
They all looked out the door towards the area where all of the stomping and grunting was coming from.
"What in the blue hell does Rhyno have?" The Rock asked.
"Uh…I think it's the rhino from in front of the freaking hotel. You know, by the front entrance?" Bitchy said.
"Why do you have that, Rhyno?" Stephanie called out.
No answer, but he continued to run around the hotel holding the rhino.
When he got to the top floor he threw the rhino on the ground near the end of the hallway.
"Run free! Be free my little rhino!" Rhyno said gleefully, staring at the rhino.
He stared at it for approximately 15 minutes.
"Raaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh!! I said be free!" Rhyno screamed at the form of the rhino, which if you stood it on end, it would be up to Rhyno's stomach.
He then heaved the rhino over his head and threw it through the window.
"Hurray! Fly my little rhino! Fly!" he said and was about to jump out of the window after the rhino, but Matt Hardy showed up at that precise moment with Lita beside him.
~*~
"Jeff? Where are you?" Kaley said, sitting up in bed slowly, "Oh… in the shower." She said, realizing that this device had been what woke her up.
The shower stopped and Jeff came out of the bathroom in a towel.
"Good morning." Jeff said.
"Good morning," Kaley responded, smiling when she saw only the towel around his waist, "Do you think the Jade and Rey are up yet?"
"Let's find out," Jeff said, the hit his hand against the wall as hard as he could to make as much noise as possible, "Ow!" he said after a few minutes, then gave up and walked off to get dressed.
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"Now what in the hell is that?" Jade said, startled awake by the thumping next door.
"I don't know. What the hell are Kaley and Jeff doing over there?" Rey asked, continuing to walk around the room with a towel around his waist as he had been, waiting for Jade to wake up.
"Do I want to know?" Jade said, getting out of the bed and heading for one of the two bedrooms.
"Oh, good idea, I should change too," Rey said, noticing he still had only a towel on, "After that do you want to go eat breakfast or watch movies?"
"We should just go down to breakfast. Remember we're supposed to be going mini-golfing today?" Jade yelled from behind the door.
"Oh yeah!" Rey said from behind the other bathroom door.
~*~
"How's everyone doing?" Layce and RVD asked as they walked into Ingraffias.
"We're fine," Bitchy responded for everyone, "but do you know where Kaley, Jeff, Jade, Rey, and/ or The Hurricane are?"
"Nope, sorry dude, I have no clue. Why?" Rob asked.
"Oh, no one told you? First we're going to HHH's funeral- he died last night of his head injury because Flair refused to take him to the hospital- and then we are going mini-golfing!" Stephanie said, sitting down with another plate of bacon. She was the only one who was still eating.
"Ok, cool." Layce said.
"What? Hell no. I'm not going to any funeral or mini golfing. That's stupid as hell!" The Undertaker said as he walked past the main table.
"Damn straight, we got other things to do." Kane said, exchanging glances with 'Taker.
'Taker nodded and they walked towards the fire. As they approached this marvelous centerpiece, they spoke strange incantations then walked straight into it and disappeared.
"Awesome! I wanna do that!" Jeff shouted, entering the restaurant with Kaley trying to restrain him once again; Jade and Rey watching them with an entertained look on their faces.
"Finally! You have come-" Bitchy started, but was interrupted.
"Slogan infringement!" The Rock shouted.
"Shut up, you didn't let me finish!" Bitchy complained, then turned his attention back to the two couples, "Finally you guys have joined us! Where in the hell have you been?"
"Yeah, we've been waiting to go to HHH's funeral for a while." Stephanie said, starting to pout.
"Would you shut up about the funeral? No one cares that he died, you stupid ass clown!" Jericho shouted from across the restaurant.
"Trips died? Cool!" Jeff exclaimed.
"Sorry," Kaley attempted to apologize, "We had a mid-night fiasco." She finished, laughing.
"Well, I'm going to the funeral now. All who would like to come, follow me!" Stephanie yelled.
The Hurricane appeared from around the corner. "I will go, citizen Stephanie. It is my duty as a superhero!" He said boldly, as no one else moved from his or her seat and silence filled the room.
"Ok, while they are gone, let's go downtown and find a good place to mini golf!" Bitchy said excitedly and headed out the door.
The two couples that had come in late grabbed a couple cold breakfast items from the trays on the buffet table and followed the others, all except the Rhyno, Matt Hardy and Lita, who were still… somewhere.
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Hope you enjoyed this chapter! I swear that they are actually mini-golfing in the next chapter, they won't hang around the hotel or anything like that, lol. Here's some more translation:
"¿Eso tu?" = "That you?"
"¿Hola?" = Hello?
"¿Qué usted está haciendo aquí?" = "What are you doing here?"