Hey! We're like at my favorite part of the story about! And talk about ironics! Some really really weird things will be happening so try to pay attention, okay! ^_~
Chapter 22: Pimpmistress
The next morning, Kagome found herself very motivated, and acting very hyper! She woke up at the crack of dawn to make everyone a five star breakfast like no other, then to polish her bicycle, take a jog around the forest, do seventy or so pushups, clean all of her dirty clothes in the stream, brush Shippou's tail, brush Kirara's tail even though Sango had done it the night before, drew a picture, did her homework, ran another few laps, then…
"Wow Kagome, you're really energetic this morning!" Sango said watching Kagome zoom back and forth.
The school girl stopped in front of her and said, "Iknow, Ican'texplainit! IwakeupandI'mlikespeedygonzalas! It'sfreaky, isn'tit?" then she zoomed away to do something else.
Everyone blinked.
"What's her problem?" Shippou said.
"Common symptom." Shio said. They looked at him as he went on, "I've seen it before, it happens when a girl is recovering from an orgasm, she get's all hyper, while the guy is-"
"Good morning." Inu Yasha, walked sleepily over from the forest, plopped down in the circle by the fire with everyone else, then slumped forward in a semi-concious state.
Shio shook his head, "Mm, mm, mm, way tooo obvious…" he took a sip of his tea that Kagome had made.
Kagome came skipping over and leaped into her spot. She grabbed a bowl of cornflakes and asked, "So Shio, how'd you sleep last night?!"
He sighed and raised his cup of tea to his lips dryly. "Well, I had a bit of trouble sleeping actually, I kept hearing things that go bump in the night."
"I couldn't sleep either!" Shippou said shivering a few feet away. "I kept having dreams that I was getting attacked by mad giraffes!" he shivered and started rocking back and forth in a fetal position while hugging himself. "Cold, so cold…"
"Speaking of mad giraffes," Shio said. "Where's that little skank, Sumiko?" he was obviously in a bad mood.
Kagome frowned at him for his rudeness before realizing that Sumiko wasn't there. She was no where! Not there! Missing – again! "I don't know, haven't seen her since last night." She said looking around.
Then they all heard some talking and laughing in the forest.
"I'm telling you, if you charge that much, they won't hire you!"
"They will charge that much for me, just because that price doesn't work for a pussy like you, doesn't mean that it won't for a sexmachine like me!"
"Has anyone seen my last tip?"
"Where did you leave it?"
Sumiko came walking into camp with six men. Each of them dressed as male whores.
Everyone at camp stared, bug-eyed.
Sumiko smiled at them as she came over. "Hey! I'm back!" she waved and stood a few feet away with the guys.
"Sumiko?" Kagome asked. "Who are they?"
"Oh, these are my whores." Sumiko said and pointed to each one in turn. "Woody, Johnson, Wang, Bananas, Pecan, and Snake."
The group: OO ;;;;;;;
Pecan nudged Woody and pointed, "Hey, there's two girls here. Maybe we can make some money here!"
"No way!" Inu Yasha and Miroku stood in front of the girls.
"They don't want you." Miroku said.
Kagome and Sango blinked but then they smiled mischievously. "What if we do want them?" Sango asked.
Miroku and Inu Yasha looked back at the girls a little bit shocked.
"That's right! Maybe we're up for an adventure!" Kagome said.
"What! But I thought you wanted me now!" Inu Yasha said. "What about last night??"
"HA! I knew it!" Shio jumped up at them. "You were screwing her last night! How could you do that, man! Don't you know how bad this is getting for me! I'm getting weaker by the day!"
"Actually, I just felt like bringing my boys with me. They wanted to follow me, so I let them, simple as that." Sumiko shrugged casually.
"Oh yeah? And how long have you had these "boys"???" Kagome asked, sounding very much like a mother.
"Oh, I've had them for a while, I just didn't let them come along." Sumiko then leaned forward and whispered. "You wouldn't believe how much Johnson snores!"
"I don't snore!" Johnson complained.
"The fudge you don't!" Wang said. "It's like listening to a friggn' chainsaw all night long!"
"Yeah, well being around Inu Yasha and Kagome is like listening to two mad giraffes all night long!" Shio barked miserably.
"So where have you guys been lately?" Sumiko asked her prostitutes.
"We were out in Osaka, we got some huge tips there!" Snake said.
"Yeah, there was only one girl who resisted us out there, the bitch." Bananas said.
"Yeah, some white haired loony looking for her brother and someone called 'Inu Yasha.'" Snake said.
Inu Yasha and Shio looked at Snake, wide eyed.
"She was hot though," he went on until all of a sudden Shio and Inu Yasha jumped on him and Bananas.
"Don't call my sister a bitch, you bitch!"
"Where did you see her last?!"
"And she isn't a loony!!"
"What was her name??"
"I dunno!" Snake said.
"What did she look like?!" Shio and Inu Yasha shouted at the same time.
Snake and Banana's looked at them like they were crazy. They exchanged hesitant glances then Banana's said, "She had long silver hair, and blue eyes, and she was drop dead gorgeous. She had this white light all around her, it was freaky!"
Shio gasped and let go of him.
"We know where she is now, at least!" Inu Yasha said looking at Shio.
"Sashimi." Shio said looking down at the grass with a far off look in his eyes.
"Right then, off to Osaka!" Sumiko said.
Shio nodded.
They picked up camp and went in that direction.
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Yes, I know, an extremely short chapter. The next one will be longer, for real!