AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey everyone! It's getting closer and closer to Wrestlemania XX(in my story, that is.) I will be gone all next week (June 9-14). I'll be on a trip, and writing stories like mad most likely! It'll be a blast. So anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter and PLEASE review! I want to know what everyone who reads this thinks! Even if you only have an email address, you can review, lol.
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"Crash! What is wrong with you? Can't you do anything right?" Matt shouted as Crash walked up to Matt empty-handed.
"Well, uh, sometimes I can." Crash replied stupidly.
"Did I ask you to speak?" Matt said in near hysterics, "Lita, did you hear me ask him to speak?"
"Matt, actually you did." she said calmly, "Don't you think we should go now? It's getting dark and the weather isn't exactly the best at this time of day." She said pointing to the sky.
"No! I still have my ants!" Matt cried, pointing to the table where there resided the crusty, sunbaked ants that were still squished into the table.
Matt moved closer to the table and began speaking to the dead creatures in a hushed tone.
"To become Mattitude Followers-"
"Matt, you already told them that."
"Shut up." He said, sticking his tongue out at Lita, then turning back to the table, "To become a Mattitude Follower, you first need to be HUMAN! Where are humans!?! Are there any humans left on this Earth?!" He said, gradually getting louder and began to shout.
"Calm down Matt, it is seriously ok. Here's some magical and almighty dust to put on the bugs. Then they will become human." Lita said, lying, as she picked up a handful of assorted dirt off the ground.
"Are you sure it will work?"
"Positive." Lita said, laughing nervously.
~*~
*THUD*
"Damn it, I keep running into the wall." Jade said, laughing gleefully, "Rey come give me a bump!"
"Ok," he said speeding towards her.
Before he could reach her, Eddie Guerrero sped up and nailed her halfway across the square boat pool.
She sailed past the fountain in the center, getting sprayed with water and nailed Chavo who was fighting to smash Layce in the wall, the problem being that RVD was trying to smash HIM into the wall.
This caused a chain reaction and RVD, bumper boat and all, went sailing out of the water and skidded around the parking lot for quite some time.
"Come on, we're going back to the hotel now!" Stephanie said dragging Bitchy behind her as she called out the orders, "Everyone into the bus now!"
"But some people are still wandering around..." Jade said, pausing as she stepped out of her bumper boat and remembered that Kaley and Jeff were off hunting for Skittles.
"Oh! Look Rob, look at the pretty shooting stars!" Layce said, picking RVD off of the ground where his scraped up bumper boat had come to a rest. Little did she know what was the REAL cause of these astronomical wonders.
"Wow dude, like, cool! I have never seen a shooting star before, not to mention two of them!" RVD said, rubbing his ass.
"Me neither. I'm glad we're watching them together." Layce replied, grinning.
"Bitchy, can't you get him to stop singing that Meow Mix commercial?" Stephanie asked, referring to Brock Lesnar who was still singing the Meow Mix song, although he had somehow realized he needed to get aboard the bus.
"Hit him with something, I don't know." He responded, shrugging.
~*~
"Homes, this was the best idea you ever had." Eddie said laughing hysterically.
"Yeah I know, this is great isn't it? But what are we going to do with these when we take all of them?" Chavo responded.
Chavo continued to pop the bumper boats with a pin he had found on the ground and watch the rubber sink to the bottom as Eddie took the motors and loaded them into the back of the bus.
"I don't know, bro. Esse, maybe we can sneak off somewhere tonight and sell them to someone." Eddie said.
~*~
"Eddie! Chavo! Let's go!" Stephanie called, herding everyone else onto the bus and seemingly not noticing what they were smuggling onto the vehical, "Bitchy what are we going to do about Mr. and Mrs. Rainbow?"
"Do we dare send someone to look for them?" Bitchy asked, looking at her in the moonlight.
"Nah, I think they'll be able to find their way back. Kaley said she was from around here, right?" Steph said dragging Tajiri and Funaki onto the bus, who were both laughin mischieveiously.
"Now, who all are we missing..hmm... Let's see. Kaley and Jeff are searching for Skittles.. and planning to do other things; Trips and Flair are dead and in hell; Matt, Lita and Rhyno are.. somewhere; Kane and Undertaker are.. somewhere; Big Show and A-Train are still locked in the storage closet; John Cena is in the hospital in Madison; and.. Victoria is stranded in a tree. Oh yes, and Steven Richards is..missing. Correct?" Stephanie said turning to Bitchy.
"Yeah, that's pretty much it for right now. Steven's head isn't missing, just his body. Otherwise, yeah. Let's get going." The almighty Bitch responded.
"But where is Jazz?"
~*~
"Kaley," Jeff said worriedly, "Are you sure there are Skittles somewhere in this town?"
"There should be," Kaley responded, "Let's keep going. WE MUST FIND SKITTLES!" She said psychopathically.
"Believe me, I know. Let's try this store!" Jeff said excitedly and headed towards a convenience store on the other side of the street.
"Yay! Jeffy they have Skittles!" Kaley shouted, earning disturbed glances from the person behind the counter and other customers in the store at the moment.
"How many bags of Skittles do you have?" Jeff drawled, walking up to the counter, "I'll take them all, just ring up the price."
"Ok, sir. Are you sure you want our whole stock?" The man asked curiously.
"Hell yeah I'm sure, why wouldn't I ask something unless I meant it?" Jeff replied as Kaley burst out laughing.
"Ok.. If you're sure... I'll be right back
"This," the salesperson said five minutes later, lugging out a humongous box full of smaller boxes of Skittles, "is all I have. The total cost is $157.95."
"Yes!" Kaley shouted as she watched him drag the box closer and closer to them, "Thank you soo much!"
"Just out of curiosity, what exactly are you planning to do with these?" The man asked as Jeff handed him the money and picked up the box with ease.
"Personal reasons. You don't wanna know." Kaley answered, turning to Jeff and laughing, "Thanks again!" She called behind them.
"Hm..now we need to find a nice, sturdy tree." Jeff said, "Do you know a good one around here?"
"Well, there's no trees in the middle of Main Street, we should go look in the woods over there."
~*~
"Hmm.. that didn't work, Matty? Why don't you try mixing them in a cup with Kool-Aid and then add in the mystical dust?" Lita asked from her spot on the hood of her rental car.
"Good idea!" He shouted happily with a crazy grin on his face.
"Crash," Lita whispered to Crash, "You NEED to find someone for Matt to entertain before he figures out it is just dirt."
"Ok." Crash sighed, then snuck away before Matt could notice.
Five minutes later, Crash returned. Matt was on his breaking point, and was very close to snapping on his new pets.
"I swear, there is NOBODY in this town besides us. I'm sorry." Crash said quietly to Lita.
"It's alright. Lets go back to the hotel now! Matty, we can try again tomorrow, nless the other have something planned." Lita said, gathering up Matt and his table and shoving both items into the rental car.
~*~
"Last one in the waterpark is a retard!" Kurt Angle shouted and took off running to his room to change.
"Well we all know who that will be." Charlie Haas said looking at the bus which only contained a sleeping Hurrricane.
As soon as the words were out of his mouth, Hurricane snapped awake.
"Call me what you wish, but I am not going swimming anyway! I'm going to play games!" The Hurricane stated, then ran off in the direction of the giant game room.
"Dude, the only reason Hurricakey had been the last one out of the bus was because we are all going to order movies in our rooms!" RVD said to Haas before he bolted down the long hallway towards Jade and Rey's room. he was the last one of those watchign movies to reach that particular room.
Shelton Benjamin came up behind Haas and slapped him ont he back playfully.
"So I guess we're gunna crash their party, right?" Benny asked, but before he could receive an answer...
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! JAZZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WITH STEVEN RICHARDS' BODY? HOW DID YOU ESCAPE? AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!!!!!" Someone screamed from inside the hotel.
~*~
"I love you Jeff!" Kaley said into his ear.
"Do you really? Who is Jacob? What did/ does he mean to you?" Jeff asked, sitting up in the tree they had claimed for the night. Sure it was cold, but only to people not as involved with each other as these two were.
"Aw Jeff, can't we just drop it. I don't know anymore. I used to like him so much, but he just wouldn't see it. He liked making out with sluts that he had only known a couple months. Can we just drop it?" Kaley pleaded.
"No, I want you to figure it out, for both of our sakes. What did he really mean to you?" Jeff pressed.
"I loved him. But now I-I don't. I completely love you, Jeff, and gave up on Jacob so many years ago. Is that enough?"
"I guess so." Jeff said, then kissed her.
~*~
"Oh my god, damn!" Lita shouted at Haas and Benny as they came into the lobby.
Matt was wandering around the lobby, seeming not to notice the trail of blood streaking across the tiled floor leading to where Jazz was standing with the headless body of Steven Richards laying across her feet.
"Jazz, did you know you can go to jail for that?"
"What?!"
"Slogan infringement!" Stone Cold shouted from the Ivory Coast.
"Jazz do you know what you are doing?"
"I think so," she responded dazedly, "Victoria paid me to do this before she left."
"So how long had he been rotting around her and why are you JUST NOW getting to moving him?" Haas asked.
"The smell was making me sick, so I waited until just now." And with that, the it passed out.
"Well," Benny said, "lets just shove him into the elevator and leave him there to rot. You guys start mopping up the blood or something." He said, kicking Richards towards the center of the lobby.
"Ok." The other Lita and Haas agreed, and went in search of a mop and some water.
Crash had been trailing Matt arond the lobby.
"Matt, maybe you need to rest. You're really freaking me out. In the morning you can teach me some more Mattitude, and it will all be ok." Crash said convincingly.
"You know what, you little M-F'er? That's a good idea."
~*~
"Give the People's Champion the remote!"
"Which one?"
"The REAL People's Champ!"
"No, let's just watch soaps!" Trish yelled over the crowd.
"The King of the World would like the remote, you assclowns!" Jericho screeched.
"Quiet, quiet, quiet!" Jade shouted in an attempt at silence.
"Ya'll shut up, NOW!" Layce yelled, louder than all of the others.
Bubba Ray Dudley jumped off of one of the many beds in the suite and landed on Jericho. He stood up, satisfied.
"There. Maybe that will shut him up." He said then sat down next to D-Von on the bed.
"For once I'm glad you did something like that." Trish said sitting down next to the other divas who were all stationed on their own bed, all except Jade that is, who was seated on the floor next to Rey amongst all the other guys.
"Now then," Jade said standing up, "What movie are we going to watch?"
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Hope you enjoyed! I don't have that much to say anymore, lol.
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"Crash! What is wrong with you? Can't you do anything right?" Matt shouted as Crash walked up to Matt empty-handed.
"Well, uh, sometimes I can." Crash replied stupidly.
"Did I ask you to speak?" Matt said in near hysterics, "Lita, did you hear me ask him to speak?"
"Matt, actually you did." she said calmly, "Don't you think we should go now? It's getting dark and the weather isn't exactly the best at this time of day." She said pointing to the sky.
"No! I still have my ants!" Matt cried, pointing to the table where there resided the crusty, sunbaked ants that were still squished into the table.
Matt moved closer to the table and began speaking to the dead creatures in a hushed tone.
"To become Mattitude Followers-"
"Matt, you already told them that."
"Shut up." He said, sticking his tongue out at Lita, then turning back to the table, "To become a Mattitude Follower, you first need to be HUMAN! Where are humans!?! Are there any humans left on this Earth?!" He said, gradually getting louder and began to shout.
"Calm down Matt, it is seriously ok. Here's some magical and almighty dust to put on the bugs. Then they will become human." Lita said, lying, as she picked up a handful of assorted dirt off the ground.
"Are you sure it will work?"
"Positive." Lita said, laughing nervously.
~*~
*THUD*
"Damn it, I keep running into the wall." Jade said, laughing gleefully, "Rey come give me a bump!"
"Ok," he said speeding towards her.
Before he could reach her, Eddie Guerrero sped up and nailed her halfway across the square boat pool.
She sailed past the fountain in the center, getting sprayed with water and nailed Chavo who was fighting to smash Layce in the wall, the problem being that RVD was trying to smash HIM into the wall.
This caused a chain reaction and RVD, bumper boat and all, went sailing out of the water and skidded around the parking lot for quite some time.
"Come on, we're going back to the hotel now!" Stephanie said dragging Bitchy behind her as she called out the orders, "Everyone into the bus now!"
"But some people are still wandering around..." Jade said, pausing as she stepped out of her bumper boat and remembered that Kaley and Jeff were off hunting for Skittles.
"Oh! Look Rob, look at the pretty shooting stars!" Layce said, picking RVD off of the ground where his scraped up bumper boat had come to a rest. Little did she know what was the REAL cause of these astronomical wonders.
"Wow dude, like, cool! I have never seen a shooting star before, not to mention two of them!" RVD said, rubbing his ass.
"Me neither. I'm glad we're watching them together." Layce replied, grinning.
"Bitchy, can't you get him to stop singing that Meow Mix commercial?" Stephanie asked, referring to Brock Lesnar who was still singing the Meow Mix song, although he had somehow realized he needed to get aboard the bus.
"Hit him with something, I don't know." He responded, shrugging.
~*~
"Homes, this was the best idea you ever had." Eddie said laughing hysterically.
"Yeah I know, this is great isn't it? But what are we going to do with these when we take all of them?" Chavo responded.
Chavo continued to pop the bumper boats with a pin he had found on the ground and watch the rubber sink to the bottom as Eddie took the motors and loaded them into the back of the bus.
"I don't know, bro. Esse, maybe we can sneak off somewhere tonight and sell them to someone." Eddie said.
~*~
"Eddie! Chavo! Let's go!" Stephanie called, herding everyone else onto the bus and seemingly not noticing what they were smuggling onto the vehical, "Bitchy what are we going to do about Mr. and Mrs. Rainbow?"
"Do we dare send someone to look for them?" Bitchy asked, looking at her in the moonlight.
"Nah, I think they'll be able to find their way back. Kaley said she was from around here, right?" Steph said dragging Tajiri and Funaki onto the bus, who were both laughin mischieveiously.
"Now, who all are we missing..hmm... Let's see. Kaley and Jeff are searching for Skittles.. and planning to do other things; Trips and Flair are dead and in hell; Matt, Lita and Rhyno are.. somewhere; Kane and Undertaker are.. somewhere; Big Show and A-Train are still locked in the storage closet; John Cena is in the hospital in Madison; and.. Victoria is stranded in a tree. Oh yes, and Steven Richards is..missing. Correct?" Stephanie said turning to Bitchy.
"Yeah, that's pretty much it for right now. Steven's head isn't missing, just his body. Otherwise, yeah. Let's get going." The almighty Bitch responded.
"But where is Jazz?"
~*~
"Kaley," Jeff said worriedly, "Are you sure there are Skittles somewhere in this town?"
"There should be," Kaley responded, "Let's keep going. WE MUST FIND SKITTLES!" She said psychopathically.
"Believe me, I know. Let's try this store!" Jeff said excitedly and headed towards a convenience store on the other side of the street.
"Yay! Jeffy they have Skittles!" Kaley shouted, earning disturbed glances from the person behind the counter and other customers in the store at the moment.
"How many bags of Skittles do you have?" Jeff drawled, walking up to the counter, "I'll take them all, just ring up the price."
"Ok, sir. Are you sure you want our whole stock?" The man asked curiously.
"Hell yeah I'm sure, why wouldn't I ask something unless I meant it?" Jeff replied as Kaley burst out laughing.
"Ok.. If you're sure... I'll be right back
"This," the salesperson said five minutes later, lugging out a humongous box full of smaller boxes of Skittles, "is all I have. The total cost is $157.95."
"Yes!" Kaley shouted as she watched him drag the box closer and closer to them, "Thank you soo much!"
"Just out of curiosity, what exactly are you planning to do with these?" The man asked as Jeff handed him the money and picked up the box with ease.
"Personal reasons. You don't wanna know." Kaley answered, turning to Jeff and laughing, "Thanks again!" She called behind them.
"Hm..now we need to find a nice, sturdy tree." Jeff said, "Do you know a good one around here?"
"Well, there's no trees in the middle of Main Street, we should go look in the woods over there."
~*~
"Hmm.. that didn't work, Matty? Why don't you try mixing them in a cup with Kool-Aid and then add in the mystical dust?" Lita asked from her spot on the hood of her rental car.
"Good idea!" He shouted happily with a crazy grin on his face.
"Crash," Lita whispered to Crash, "You NEED to find someone for Matt to entertain before he figures out it is just dirt."
"Ok." Crash sighed, then snuck away before Matt could notice.
Five minutes later, Crash returned. Matt was on his breaking point, and was very close to snapping on his new pets.
"I swear, there is NOBODY in this town besides us. I'm sorry." Crash said quietly to Lita.
"It's alright. Lets go back to the hotel now! Matty, we can try again tomorrow, nless the other have something planned." Lita said, gathering up Matt and his table and shoving both items into the rental car.
~*~
"Last one in the waterpark is a retard!" Kurt Angle shouted and took off running to his room to change.
"Well we all know who that will be." Charlie Haas said looking at the bus which only contained a sleeping Hurrricane.
As soon as the words were out of his mouth, Hurricane snapped awake.
"Call me what you wish, but I am not going swimming anyway! I'm going to play games!" The Hurricane stated, then ran off in the direction of the giant game room.
"Dude, the only reason Hurricakey had been the last one out of the bus was because we are all going to order movies in our rooms!" RVD said to Haas before he bolted down the long hallway towards Jade and Rey's room. he was the last one of those watchign movies to reach that particular room.
Shelton Benjamin came up behind Haas and slapped him ont he back playfully.
"So I guess we're gunna crash their party, right?" Benny asked, but before he could receive an answer...
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! JAZZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WITH STEVEN RICHARDS' BODY? HOW DID YOU ESCAPE? AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!!!!!" Someone screamed from inside the hotel.
~*~
"I love you Jeff!" Kaley said into his ear.
"Do you really? Who is Jacob? What did/ does he mean to you?" Jeff asked, sitting up in the tree they had claimed for the night. Sure it was cold, but only to people not as involved with each other as these two were.
"Aw Jeff, can't we just drop it. I don't know anymore. I used to like him so much, but he just wouldn't see it. He liked making out with sluts that he had only known a couple months. Can we just drop it?" Kaley pleaded.
"No, I want you to figure it out, for both of our sakes. What did he really mean to you?" Jeff pressed.
"I loved him. But now I-I don't. I completely love you, Jeff, and gave up on Jacob so many years ago. Is that enough?"
"I guess so." Jeff said, then kissed her.
~*~
"Oh my god, damn!" Lita shouted at Haas and Benny as they came into the lobby.
Matt was wandering around the lobby, seeming not to notice the trail of blood streaking across the tiled floor leading to where Jazz was standing with the headless body of Steven Richards laying across her feet.
"Jazz, did you know you can go to jail for that?"
"What?!"
"Slogan infringement!" Stone Cold shouted from the Ivory Coast.
"Jazz do you know what you are doing?"
"I think so," she responded dazedly, "Victoria paid me to do this before she left."
"So how long had he been rotting around her and why are you JUST NOW getting to moving him?" Haas asked.
"The smell was making me sick, so I waited until just now." And with that, the it passed out.
"Well," Benny said, "lets just shove him into the elevator and leave him there to rot. You guys start mopping up the blood or something." He said, kicking Richards towards the center of the lobby.
"Ok." The other Lita and Haas agreed, and went in search of a mop and some water.
Crash had been trailing Matt arond the lobby.
"Matt, maybe you need to rest. You're really freaking me out. In the morning you can teach me some more Mattitude, and it will all be ok." Crash said convincingly.
"You know what, you little M-F'er? That's a good idea."
~*~
"Give the People's Champion the remote!"
"Which one?"
"The REAL People's Champ!"
"No, let's just watch soaps!" Trish yelled over the crowd.
"The King of the World would like the remote, you assclowns!" Jericho screeched.
"Quiet, quiet, quiet!" Jade shouted in an attempt at silence.
"Ya'll shut up, NOW!" Layce yelled, louder than all of the others.
Bubba Ray Dudley jumped off of one of the many beds in the suite and landed on Jericho. He stood up, satisfied.
"There. Maybe that will shut him up." He said then sat down next to D-Von on the bed.
"For once I'm glad you did something like that." Trish said sitting down next to the other divas who were all stationed on their own bed, all except Jade that is, who was seated on the floor next to Rey amongst all the other guys.
"Now then," Jade said standing up, "What movie are we going to watch?"
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Hope you enjoyed! I don't have that much to say anymore, lol.