AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'll probably be writing a lot more on my trip! I can't wait! So here's the next chapter for now. Don't forget to please, please, please review if you haven't already!
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"You little shit, let's just watch Anger Management!" Jericho shouted at Jade right off the bat.
"Fine, maybe you can learn something from it." Jade said, then sat down next to Rey.
"But I don't wanna watch that." Whined Matt Hardy, who had just snuck into the room.
"Too damn bad, Mr. Mattitude-on-the-brain." Jade said.
"Stop being so mean to me." Matt whimpered and went to the corner.
~*~ Later ~*~
"Ah, that was a good movie. See Matt? Aren't you glad you stayed? Even if it was just in the corner?" Rey said standing up and beginning to usher wrestlers out of his and Jade's room.
"You stupid moron! I told you to stay awake and watch the movie!" Jade was shouting as she kicked Jericho in the ribs.
"Calm down, it's not his fault he's stupid." Rey said gently.
"Let's kick him out the door!" Jade said excitedly, noticing that all of the other wrestlers were gone, and began kicking him again.
They then proceeded to kick Jericho out of the door.
"Woo! That was fun." Rey said, shutting the door and walking with Jade wrapped in his arm, back towards their bed. They sat down.
"Rey, what do you think about me?" Jade asked quietly.
"Don't start this," Rey started, laughing, "I love you, remember?"
"Ok, I was just wondering." Jade said with a smile as they hopped into bed.
Just then a door slammed in the hallway.
"Jeff, I can't believe the tree branch-OOF! WHO PUT HIM HERE?!-" A voice was heard in the hall, "God damn it Jericho, get out of here!"
The force of Kaley kicking him as she ran into him, fully awoke Jerky-the-ho, and sent him spiraling down the hall quite a distance.
"Hey!" He said, then scampered off down the hallway towards his lonely suite.
"Ow. Anyway, I can't believe that stupid tree branch broke like that!"
"Yeah, that's not cool! I guess we'll just have to sleep in a normal bed tonight, Kaley." Jeff responded sadly.
Rey and Jade ran to the door. Rey tripped over his new title belt laying on the floor, but instead of falling on his face, he caught himself quick enough to do a full flip and continue out of the door.
"I knew trees are cursed! I knew it-"
"Trish, stop running around like a freaking psycho." Kurt Angle said as he walked past with a glass of milk.
"Shut up and go give Big Show his daily allotment of breath mints!" Trish yelled back.
"B-but I was already down there," Kurt said starting to cry, "I was already in the waterpark. I don't want to go back! The noises scared me!"
"Oh," Kaley said noticing Rey and Jade in the doorway, "Did we wake up up?"
"Si, pero esta bien." Rey responded.
"Wha-?" Kurt asked through tears, Jeff asking the same question concurrently.
" 'Yes, but it's okay.' " Jade said, laughing.
At that point, Trish decided to make her escape, with Kurt's milk, too.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!" Kurt said starting to cry, "Give me my milk back!" He shouted then ran after the woman, who was giggling non-stop.
"Are you guys ok? I heard you fell out of a tree?" Jade asked with concern.
"We didn't exactly fall out of a tree... the tree branch we were on kind of broke..." Jeff responded, looking at Kaley and laughing.
"Oh, well, are you still ok?" Rey asked this time.
"Yeah, thanks." Kaley said.
"Well, good night, I guess." Jeff said.
" 'Night." Jade and Rey said and closed their door.
~*~ Morning ~*~
"AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Kaley shouted as she burst through the door and jumped on the bed in which Jade and Rey were sleeping.
Jeff jumped on the bed as well and they both started nailing the sleeping pair on the head with pillows they had brought with them.
"Ow, shit! What are you crazies doing? How'd you get in here?" Jade asked as she socked Kaley with a pillow and knocked her onto the ground. Rey was busy nailing Jeff over the head with his pillow.
"Ok, that's enough," Jade said sitting up on the bed and glancing at Jeff who was still clobbering Rey over the head with the pillow.
"Yeah, before we actually injure each other," Kaley said.
"We should get to breakfast early today so the other's minds won't wander too much like they did yesterday." Rey said winking at Jade.
"I suppose so." Jeff said grabbing Kaley and running out the door.
Rey jumped up and ran for one of the bathrooms, and Jade followed suit.
~*~
"Damn it, Jeff, leave the fire alone and get some food!" Kaley said.
"What are we doing today, Bitchy?" Jericho asked.
"Oh god no! Who let Kaley have the grape jelly?" The Rock screamed, "The Hurricane is bad enough, but not the Hurri-Kaley! How do you get her to change back?! Oh the insanity! The absolute craziness! The horror-"
"We get the point! Shut the fuck up! All you have to do is give her the anecdote: apple juice!" Bitchy screamed across the buffet table.
"Quick Jeff, we have to save your girlfriend!" Rocky shouted at Jeff, then turned to the chef who was dashing around with random plates of food, "Give me all the apple juice you got!"
"How can I save her?" Jeff asked, confused.
"Didn't you hear her?!" Rocky shouted hysterically. "I mean 'him'."
"Yeah, but she's back to normal now anyway, you psycho." Jeff said coolly.
"Now that you assclowns are finished debating about that freak over there, would you mind telling me what we're doing today?" Jericho yelled at Bitchy, again.
"Oh, that's easy!" Stacy Keibler said happily, "We're going shopping!"
A groan is heard from nearly all guys inthe vicinity.
"Why in the blue/green hell would we all want to go shopping?" The Rock asked, seemingly composed once more and prepared for the next crisis.
"Exercise?" Bitchy squeaked from Scott Steiner's grasp. "Put me down you stupid son of a bitch!"
"Why such the naughty language, Bitchy?" Steiner asked, his eyes flashing dangerously.
"Why are you trying to kill me?" The almighty man-bitch asked.
"Oh my God! Oh my God, what is that!? We are all gunna die!" Rocky's voice was heard once again.
"God damn," Jericho said turning on his heel and walking towards the Rock, "What...in the hell...is your- OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHO LET THOSE IN HERE?!!? OH MY GOD!"
"WHAT IS IT!?" Stephanie shrieked.
~*~
"Do you think we should try to put Hell back together?" Undertaker asked calmly, sitting down on a chair on the balcony overlooking the outdoor waterpark.
"Man, how do you think we would do that?" Kane asked doubtfully.
"Duct tape?" 'Taker replied.
"Could work. But where would we get that much?" Kane asked, still doutful.
"Just ask George dubbya." 'Taker said jokingly.
"Well, be realistic, man. Why don't we try to track down Satan? I'm sure this has happened before." Kane said, then growled.
~*~
"I want my mommy! Get those scary mascots away from me! We are gunna die!" Kurt cried looking in the direction that all of the other superstars in Ingraffias were looking in.
"Quick! Grape jelly!" Kaley shouted, stuffed some of that purple mush in her mouth, then flew over to the two mascots, but THE Hurricane beat her to it.
"You, citizen...goat...! And citizen...woodpecker..! I demand to know why you are intruding upon this..resort!" The Hurricane said, attempting to look tough.
Muffled laughs are heard and the mascots begin chasing the two superheroes, while the Rock backed himself into a corner with wide eyes and began screaming hysterically and incoherently.
"I'll save you Kaley!" Jeff shouted.
"Stop..chasing...me! I demand justice!" Hurricane yelled as he ran for his life down one of the long, winding hallways.
The two odd creatures with deformed heads stopped, looked at each other and nodded. They took off the heads of their costumes.
"Oh my God!" Jeff burst out laughing and fell on the ground. Kaley came back to have a look, magically transforming into her normal powerless self.
"Jade, Rey? What are you DOING?! You freaked the hell out of everyone!" Bitchy said.
"See Jade, I told you they'd yell at us." Rey said accusingly.
"So, it was fun anyway," Jade said, laughing some more, "We found the suits in a closet on the way down to Ingraffias and decided to have some fun!"
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Whatcha think? Good? Bad? Ugly? Boring? I don't know, myself. I thougth it was kind of boring, nothing really happened. But oh well! Just continuing the plot.
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"You little shit, let's just watch Anger Management!" Jericho shouted at Jade right off the bat.
"Fine, maybe you can learn something from it." Jade said, then sat down next to Rey.
"But I don't wanna watch that." Whined Matt Hardy, who had just snuck into the room.
"Too damn bad, Mr. Mattitude-on-the-brain." Jade said.
"Stop being so mean to me." Matt whimpered and went to the corner.
~*~ Later ~*~
"Ah, that was a good movie. See Matt? Aren't you glad you stayed? Even if it was just in the corner?" Rey said standing up and beginning to usher wrestlers out of his and Jade's room.
"You stupid moron! I told you to stay awake and watch the movie!" Jade was shouting as she kicked Jericho in the ribs.
"Calm down, it's not his fault he's stupid." Rey said gently.
"Let's kick him out the door!" Jade said excitedly, noticing that all of the other wrestlers were gone, and began kicking him again.
They then proceeded to kick Jericho out of the door.
"Woo! That was fun." Rey said, shutting the door and walking with Jade wrapped in his arm, back towards their bed. They sat down.
"Rey, what do you think about me?" Jade asked quietly.
"Don't start this," Rey started, laughing, "I love you, remember?"
"Ok, I was just wondering." Jade said with a smile as they hopped into bed.
Just then a door slammed in the hallway.
"Jeff, I can't believe the tree branch-OOF! WHO PUT HIM HERE?!-" A voice was heard in the hall, "God damn it Jericho, get out of here!"
The force of Kaley kicking him as she ran into him, fully awoke Jerky-the-ho, and sent him spiraling down the hall quite a distance.
"Hey!" He said, then scampered off down the hallway towards his lonely suite.
"Ow. Anyway, I can't believe that stupid tree branch broke like that!"
"Yeah, that's not cool! I guess we'll just have to sleep in a normal bed tonight, Kaley." Jeff responded sadly.
Rey and Jade ran to the door. Rey tripped over his new title belt laying on the floor, but instead of falling on his face, he caught himself quick enough to do a full flip and continue out of the door.
"I knew trees are cursed! I knew it-"
"Trish, stop running around like a freaking psycho." Kurt Angle said as he walked past with a glass of milk.
"Shut up and go give Big Show his daily allotment of breath mints!" Trish yelled back.
"B-but I was already down there," Kurt said starting to cry, "I was already in the waterpark. I don't want to go back! The noises scared me!"
"Oh," Kaley said noticing Rey and Jade in the doorway, "Did we wake up up?"
"Si, pero esta bien." Rey responded.
"Wha-?" Kurt asked through tears, Jeff asking the same question concurrently.
" 'Yes, but it's okay.' " Jade said, laughing.
At that point, Trish decided to make her escape, with Kurt's milk, too.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!" Kurt said starting to cry, "Give me my milk back!" He shouted then ran after the woman, who was giggling non-stop.
"Are you guys ok? I heard you fell out of a tree?" Jade asked with concern.
"We didn't exactly fall out of a tree... the tree branch we were on kind of broke..." Jeff responded, looking at Kaley and laughing.
"Oh, well, are you still ok?" Rey asked this time.
"Yeah, thanks." Kaley said.
"Well, good night, I guess." Jeff said.
" 'Night." Jade and Rey said and closed their door.
~*~ Morning ~*~
"AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Kaley shouted as she burst through the door and jumped on the bed in which Jade and Rey were sleeping.
Jeff jumped on the bed as well and they both started nailing the sleeping pair on the head with pillows they had brought with them.
"Ow, shit! What are you crazies doing? How'd you get in here?" Jade asked as she socked Kaley with a pillow and knocked her onto the ground. Rey was busy nailing Jeff over the head with his pillow.
"Ok, that's enough," Jade said sitting up on the bed and glancing at Jeff who was still clobbering Rey over the head with the pillow.
"Yeah, before we actually injure each other," Kaley said.
"We should get to breakfast early today so the other's minds won't wander too much like they did yesterday." Rey said winking at Jade.
"I suppose so." Jeff said grabbing Kaley and running out the door.
Rey jumped up and ran for one of the bathrooms, and Jade followed suit.
~*~
"Damn it, Jeff, leave the fire alone and get some food!" Kaley said.
"What are we doing today, Bitchy?" Jericho asked.
"Oh god no! Who let Kaley have the grape jelly?" The Rock screamed, "The Hurricane is bad enough, but not the Hurri-Kaley! How do you get her to change back?! Oh the insanity! The absolute craziness! The horror-"
"We get the point! Shut the fuck up! All you have to do is give her the anecdote: apple juice!" Bitchy screamed across the buffet table.
"Quick Jeff, we have to save your girlfriend!" Rocky shouted at Jeff, then turned to the chef who was dashing around with random plates of food, "Give me all the apple juice you got!"
"How can I save her?" Jeff asked, confused.
"Didn't you hear her?!" Rocky shouted hysterically. "I mean 'him'."
"Yeah, but she's back to normal now anyway, you psycho." Jeff said coolly.
"Now that you assclowns are finished debating about that freak over there, would you mind telling me what we're doing today?" Jericho yelled at Bitchy, again.
"Oh, that's easy!" Stacy Keibler said happily, "We're going shopping!"
A groan is heard from nearly all guys inthe vicinity.
"Why in the blue/green hell would we all want to go shopping?" The Rock asked, seemingly composed once more and prepared for the next crisis.
"Exercise?" Bitchy squeaked from Scott Steiner's grasp. "Put me down you stupid son of a bitch!"
"Why such the naughty language, Bitchy?" Steiner asked, his eyes flashing dangerously.
"Why are you trying to kill me?" The almighty man-bitch asked.
"Oh my God! Oh my God, what is that!? We are all gunna die!" Rocky's voice was heard once again.
"God damn," Jericho said turning on his heel and walking towards the Rock, "What...in the hell...is your- OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHO LET THOSE IN HERE?!!? OH MY GOD!"
"WHAT IS IT!?" Stephanie shrieked.
~*~
"Do you think we should try to put Hell back together?" Undertaker asked calmly, sitting down on a chair on the balcony overlooking the outdoor waterpark.
"Man, how do you think we would do that?" Kane asked doubtfully.
"Duct tape?" 'Taker replied.
"Could work. But where would we get that much?" Kane asked, still doutful.
"Just ask George dubbya." 'Taker said jokingly.
"Well, be realistic, man. Why don't we try to track down Satan? I'm sure this has happened before." Kane said, then growled.
~*~
"I want my mommy! Get those scary mascots away from me! We are gunna die!" Kurt cried looking in the direction that all of the other superstars in Ingraffias were looking in.
"Quick! Grape jelly!" Kaley shouted, stuffed some of that purple mush in her mouth, then flew over to the two mascots, but THE Hurricane beat her to it.
"You, citizen...goat...! And citizen...woodpecker..! I demand to know why you are intruding upon this..resort!" The Hurricane said, attempting to look tough.
Muffled laughs are heard and the mascots begin chasing the two superheroes, while the Rock backed himself into a corner with wide eyes and began screaming hysterically and incoherently.
"I'll save you Kaley!" Jeff shouted.
"Stop..chasing...me! I demand justice!" Hurricane yelled as he ran for his life down one of the long, winding hallways.
The two odd creatures with deformed heads stopped, looked at each other and nodded. They took off the heads of their costumes.
"Oh my God!" Jeff burst out laughing and fell on the ground. Kaley came back to have a look, magically transforming into her normal powerless self.
"Jade, Rey? What are you DOING?! You freaked the hell out of everyone!" Bitchy said.
"See Jade, I told you they'd yell at us." Rey said accusingly.
"So, it was fun anyway," Jade said, laughing some more, "We found the suits in a closet on the way down to Ingraffias and decided to have some fun!"
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Whatcha think? Good? Bad? Ugly? Boring? I don't know, myself. I thougth it was kind of boring, nothing really happened. But oh well! Just continuing the plot.