AUTHOR'S NOTE: I think this chapter is the last of this story! Lol. Please review once you read it!
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"What do you say, how about some Skittle sex for the road?" Kaley asked.
"We don't leave until the morning." Jeff said.
"I know, but we can start now!!" Kaley said deviously.
"Ok, that would be good!" Jeff said grinning happily.
~*~
"Rey, I brought some of my special tapes. We should watch them." Jade said from her place on the bed.
"What tapes?" he asked.
"Tapes of some of your matches, all in a row!" Jade said with a grin, "I edited out all the stuff in between so it is just a bunch of your matches squashed together from the past year."
Let's see…there's matches form January (last year of course), February, March, April, May, June, July, and August," she said, reading off the notes on the first tape. She picked up the second one. "Then September, October, November, December, January this year, and February!"
"Interesting…I guess so…But I'm going to get something to eat first. Start without me." Rey said, a bit embarrassed.
"Ok!" Jade said happily and slipped a tape into the VCR.
~*~
"How am I going to get rid of him? Or…I should say…them…" Steph asked Stone Cold worriedly on the phone.
"Well, I can help you with the all-mighty Bitch, but you're on your own with Trips. Ghosts aren't my area, dontcha know." Steve said on the other end.
"Thank you. Please hurry. I really would like to sleep. Do you remember the plan we're unveiling tomorrow for the special match?" Steph asked.
"Of course. Maybe we'll tell Bitch a couple minutes before we tell the others. Bye now."
"Yeah," Steph said with a little laughter, "Bye." She hung up the phone and walked to the door.
"Bitchy, you're in trouble now. Go away!" Steph said as she opened the door. "Hunter, why are you here? Why have you come back? Why, why, why?"
Bitch scampered off and the transparent form of Trips said nothing.
"Fine, then I'm not talking to you either, asshole." Steph said, slamming the door shut, turning off the lights and flopping into bed.
~*~
"Are we there yet? Are we?" Kane asked.
"Shut the hell up." Undertaker said crossly.
"No. I just want to know where we are."
"We are in the Atlantic Ocean."
"Is that close to Wisconsin?"
"Maybe."
"Aren't you supposed to know?"
"Maybe. Just shut up or we won't get there. Ever."
~*~
"They didn't have any Doritos." Rey said grumpily.
"Oh dear. What the hell are we going to do now?"
"I dunno. Let's just go to bed."
"All right."
~*~ Morning ~*~
"That was great. But now we have to get ready to go to Green Bay." Kaley said somberly, rolling out of bed and walking to the bathroom.
Jeff followed with the bag of Skittles and they continued what they had been doing…in the shower.
~*~
"The horror! The absolute horror!" Jade said. "I think I lost one of my tapes!"
"You probably already packed it." Rey said calmly; After all, he didn't care too much that it was missing.
"Oh all right." Jade replied as a knock sounded on the door.
"Are you guys ready to go?" Jeff called from the other side of the door. "Kaley wanted me to ask you."
"Yeah, almost." Rey said closing one of their suitcases and launching it at the door, which promptly busted open.
"Shit man, be careful." Jeff said, jumping out of the way just as the suitcase skimmed over the ground where he had been standing.
"Oh. Sorry." Rey said. Jade ran out into the hallway with her suitcase and Jeff went to get Kaley as they headed towards the lobby.
~*~
"Did you lose our special Rock again?" Layce asked RVD.
"I put it out on the balcony, it should be there." Rob responded from near the ice chest he had just taken a soda from.
"Ok. That will need it's own luggage cart!"
"Ok, let's go then."
~*~
"Are you all ready for Wrestlemania?" Steph addressed the zombies gathered around her.
They all paused from eating to say a quick "yes," then went back to their food.
"I sure hope you sum bitches are," Austin said and then paused, "Because this is not going to be an ordinary Wrestlemania. You all know that this match will decide the fates of all of you. You all do NOT know what the match will be called. You are about to find that out."
"All of you will be involved in a chair war. Steel chairs only. Even-" Steph started to explain.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE RISKING? You're risking my beautiful, rock-star head being bashed in! My lovely blondeness being destroyed and muddied by the cruelties of my foes! That can not happen!" Jerky yelled.
"You'll just have to deal. I'm not concerned about it. It might actually do something for you. As for that bit about being muddied by your foes or whatever that garbage was that you just said…you probably deserve it more than anyone else here. Enjoy!" Steve said.
"B-but…we are co-general managers. This can't happen without consulting me! What's wrong with you? I'm calling Lindaaaaaaaaaa!" Bitchy started screaming.
"Kill him, for god's sake." Edge said.
"Well then we WOULD have to talk to Linda, one way or another." Steph pointed out.
"Shut the hell up, all of you. Bitch, stop being a goddamned lame ass and shut your mouth. Stephanie, continue if you please."
"Quite right, Steve. Anyway, like I was saying…we are having a chair war. It will be kind of like a mix between a barroom brawl and a battle royale. Even the Divas will be involved. So, you guys get ready! We're leaving in a half hour." Steph explained calmly as Bitchy started to squeal again.
"But, exactly how do we know who wins...?" Jade asked.
"That is a very good question…Steve?" Steph asked.
"Why that's easy. The match is timed. You have one hour to defeat the other brand. Whatever brand has the most people standing when that buzzer sounds wins and then Bitch-Beast here will explain what happens all over again." Steve said.
"Is Brock excluded from the match?" Gail Kim stood up and asked.
"Hell no, why would he be?" Steve exclaimed.
"Well, he seems to have a personality disorder that only shows…when he gets hit over the head with some sort object." Gail said.
"The more the merrier!" Steve said then start guzzling a beer and throwing others around. "Come on, finish breakfast so we can get going!"
"Sheesh, the alcohol abuse that goes on around here!" Jade said watching beer fly in every direction.
~*~ A Half Hour Later ~*~
"Steve stop throwing your beer! Grab it and get in there!" Steph shouted above the ruckus of loading vans full of people and belongings (you wouldn't take a plane to go somewhere that is only two hours away!), "Kurt, do you have your teddy bear?"
"Yes'm," Steve said as Kurt Angle shouted at Steph that he hadn't forgotten his teddy.
"Good. Bitchy, are the fat Asses still locked in the Waterpark?" Steph called out again.
"Vea sod ve!" responded a muffled voice.
"You guys, get off him." Steph said exasperatedly to some of the wrestlers in the first van. They hopped out of the van and then a crumpled Bischoff fell out. "What was your answer?"
"They should be!" Bitch repeated.
"Oh. Right. That's good." She said.
"Everyone, in the vans now!" Stone Cold shouted.
~*~ Two Hours Later: Green Bay, WI. ~*~
"Everyone has a half hour to check in and get back down here to these vans so we can get to the arena!" Steph commanded to the masses gathered around her outside the Best Western hotel.
"Come on Rey, let's go." Jade said, picking up a large suitcase and heading towards the double glass doors bordered on both sides by ash tray/garbage cans.
"Ok. Maybe the vending machines HERE have Doritos!" Rey said, following her with their ice chest and another suit case.
"Yeah, we need some more Skittles, too. It's horrible how we have none left and if there aren't any here, we are making the vans all stop at a gas station!" Jeff said, as they turned left into a darkly lit corridor.
"Kind of like you did every two miles on the way here?" Rey said with a laugh, but Jeff just stuck his tongue out at him and closed the door to their room, which was coincidentally once again next to Rey & Jade's.
~*~
"Now, Kane, you can stop whining, because we are finally here! In the Wisconsin Dells! Kane, where the hell is everybody…?" Undertaker questioned.
"Well, that depends on what day it is."
"I think it is Sunday. Or it should be."
"They must be in Green Bay by now.
"Oh, hell. Now we have to go THERE. Come on."
"Hm…Right. Ok, I'm here."
~*~ Half hour later ~*~
"Whew, we made it, Kaney!" Undertaker said.
"Yeah, just in time," Kane said as the vans full of Superstars pulled up and started unloading, people spilling everywhere. "And for future reference, do not call me that ever again."
"Er…quite." 'Taker said, "You know you still don't have a mask on, right?"
"Ahhh! No!" Kane said then abruptly dashed off, probably to another closet.
"Oh dear." 'Taker said quietly to himself.
"Hey there, glad to see you made it here, and right on schedule, too." Bitch said, coming up to him.
"The hell you are." Undertaker responded.
"Let's get inside!" Stephanie said to the masses once again. "We've got a lot left to do before the show. My dad should probably show up, too, but he probably won't. That's ok, though."
"Get your candy Asses in there! Get in your locker rooms!" The Rock shouted in an attempt to help Steph.
"You have to get in here, too, dumb shit!" Kurt shouted from inside the building. They were all shouting and excited, even though they had to beat the shit out of each other in just under an hour.
"Steph, are we all getting our own entrances?" Edge asked.
"Sure are, it'll take up more time!"
"Can I go out first?"
"Um, ok. I'll see if I can arrange that with the stage & sound crew." Steph said, then turned away from him and began shouting again. "Bischoff, get out of the damn van. I know you were on the bottom, but now you're the last one out here!"
Inside, Stone Cold was issuing orders. "Start your warm-ups right now. We've got to be ready when it's time. People aren't paying to see this event for nothing. Actually, they have no idea what is going on, so they'll have to wait and see." Steve said with a laugh. "Stephanie, where are you? You have to go out there right away and explain what is going on to the audience."
"Oh, all right." Steph said beating off a couple of guys who had come out of nowhere.
"Ahhh! Tyson! I told you to burn in hell! Where is the Undertaker?" Jade said, recognizing one of Steph's terrorists.
"Undertaker…DOI…Who is that? DOI… I'm a mental…DOI…I'm a…DOI…Did I mention…DOI…I am a mental ret- DOI…-ard…DOI" Tyson said staring dumbly up from his seat on the ground.
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Ok, so I lied. That is not the end. The next chapter or two will be the end. Lol, sorry…Don't forget to review!
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"What do you say, how about some Skittle sex for the road?" Kaley asked.
"We don't leave until the morning." Jeff said.
"I know, but we can start now!!" Kaley said deviously.
"Ok, that would be good!" Jeff said grinning happily.
~*~
"Rey, I brought some of my special tapes. We should watch them." Jade said from her place on the bed.
"What tapes?" he asked.
"Tapes of some of your matches, all in a row!" Jade said with a grin, "I edited out all the stuff in between so it is just a bunch of your matches squashed together from the past year."
Let's see…there's matches form January (last year of course), February, March, April, May, June, July, and August," she said, reading off the notes on the first tape. She picked up the second one. "Then September, October, November, December, January this year, and February!"
"Interesting…I guess so…But I'm going to get something to eat first. Start without me." Rey said, a bit embarrassed.
"Ok!" Jade said happily and slipped a tape into the VCR.
~*~
"How am I going to get rid of him? Or…I should say…them…" Steph asked Stone Cold worriedly on the phone.
"Well, I can help you with the all-mighty Bitch, but you're on your own with Trips. Ghosts aren't my area, dontcha know." Steve said on the other end.
"Thank you. Please hurry. I really would like to sleep. Do you remember the plan we're unveiling tomorrow for the special match?" Steph asked.
"Of course. Maybe we'll tell Bitch a couple minutes before we tell the others. Bye now."
"Yeah," Steph said with a little laughter, "Bye." She hung up the phone and walked to the door.
"Bitchy, you're in trouble now. Go away!" Steph said as she opened the door. "Hunter, why are you here? Why have you come back? Why, why, why?"
Bitch scampered off and the transparent form of Trips said nothing.
"Fine, then I'm not talking to you either, asshole." Steph said, slamming the door shut, turning off the lights and flopping into bed.
~*~
"Are we there yet? Are we?" Kane asked.
"Shut the hell up." Undertaker said crossly.
"No. I just want to know where we are."
"We are in the Atlantic Ocean."
"Is that close to Wisconsin?"
"Maybe."
"Aren't you supposed to know?"
"Maybe. Just shut up or we won't get there. Ever."
~*~
"They didn't have any Doritos." Rey said grumpily.
"Oh dear. What the hell are we going to do now?"
"I dunno. Let's just go to bed."
"All right."
~*~ Morning ~*~
"That was great. But now we have to get ready to go to Green Bay." Kaley said somberly, rolling out of bed and walking to the bathroom.
Jeff followed with the bag of Skittles and they continued what they had been doing…in the shower.
~*~
"The horror! The absolute horror!" Jade said. "I think I lost one of my tapes!"
"You probably already packed it." Rey said calmly; After all, he didn't care too much that it was missing.
"Oh all right." Jade replied as a knock sounded on the door.
"Are you guys ready to go?" Jeff called from the other side of the door. "Kaley wanted me to ask you."
"Yeah, almost." Rey said closing one of their suitcases and launching it at the door, which promptly busted open.
"Shit man, be careful." Jeff said, jumping out of the way just as the suitcase skimmed over the ground where he had been standing.
"Oh. Sorry." Rey said. Jade ran out into the hallway with her suitcase and Jeff went to get Kaley as they headed towards the lobby.
~*~
"Did you lose our special Rock again?" Layce asked RVD.
"I put it out on the balcony, it should be there." Rob responded from near the ice chest he had just taken a soda from.
"Ok. That will need it's own luggage cart!"
"Ok, let's go then."
~*~
"Are you all ready for Wrestlemania?" Steph addressed the zombies gathered around her.
They all paused from eating to say a quick "yes," then went back to their food.
"I sure hope you sum bitches are," Austin said and then paused, "Because this is not going to be an ordinary Wrestlemania. You all know that this match will decide the fates of all of you. You all do NOT know what the match will be called. You are about to find that out."
"All of you will be involved in a chair war. Steel chairs only. Even-" Steph started to explain.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE RISKING? You're risking my beautiful, rock-star head being bashed in! My lovely blondeness being destroyed and muddied by the cruelties of my foes! That can not happen!" Jerky yelled.
"You'll just have to deal. I'm not concerned about it. It might actually do something for you. As for that bit about being muddied by your foes or whatever that garbage was that you just said…you probably deserve it more than anyone else here. Enjoy!" Steve said.
"B-but…we are co-general managers. This can't happen without consulting me! What's wrong with you? I'm calling Lindaaaaaaaaaa!" Bitchy started screaming.
"Kill him, for god's sake." Edge said.
"Well then we WOULD have to talk to Linda, one way or another." Steph pointed out.
"Shut the hell up, all of you. Bitch, stop being a goddamned lame ass and shut your mouth. Stephanie, continue if you please."
"Quite right, Steve. Anyway, like I was saying…we are having a chair war. It will be kind of like a mix between a barroom brawl and a battle royale. Even the Divas will be involved. So, you guys get ready! We're leaving in a half hour." Steph explained calmly as Bitchy started to squeal again.
"But, exactly how do we know who wins...?" Jade asked.
"That is a very good question…Steve?" Steph asked.
"Why that's easy. The match is timed. You have one hour to defeat the other brand. Whatever brand has the most people standing when that buzzer sounds wins and then Bitch-Beast here will explain what happens all over again." Steve said.
"Is Brock excluded from the match?" Gail Kim stood up and asked.
"Hell no, why would he be?" Steve exclaimed.
"Well, he seems to have a personality disorder that only shows…when he gets hit over the head with some sort object." Gail said.
"The more the merrier!" Steve said then start guzzling a beer and throwing others around. "Come on, finish breakfast so we can get going!"
"Sheesh, the alcohol abuse that goes on around here!" Jade said watching beer fly in every direction.
~*~ A Half Hour Later ~*~
"Steve stop throwing your beer! Grab it and get in there!" Steph shouted above the ruckus of loading vans full of people and belongings (you wouldn't take a plane to go somewhere that is only two hours away!), "Kurt, do you have your teddy bear?"
"Yes'm," Steve said as Kurt Angle shouted at Steph that he hadn't forgotten his teddy.
"Good. Bitchy, are the fat Asses still locked in the Waterpark?" Steph called out again.
"Vea sod ve!" responded a muffled voice.
"You guys, get off him." Steph said exasperatedly to some of the wrestlers in the first van. They hopped out of the van and then a crumpled Bischoff fell out. "What was your answer?"
"They should be!" Bitch repeated.
"Oh. Right. That's good." She said.
"Everyone, in the vans now!" Stone Cold shouted.
~*~ Two Hours Later: Green Bay, WI. ~*~
"Everyone has a half hour to check in and get back down here to these vans so we can get to the arena!" Steph commanded to the masses gathered around her outside the Best Western hotel.
"Come on Rey, let's go." Jade said, picking up a large suitcase and heading towards the double glass doors bordered on both sides by ash tray/garbage cans.
"Ok. Maybe the vending machines HERE have Doritos!" Rey said, following her with their ice chest and another suit case.
"Yeah, we need some more Skittles, too. It's horrible how we have none left and if there aren't any here, we are making the vans all stop at a gas station!" Jeff said, as they turned left into a darkly lit corridor.
"Kind of like you did every two miles on the way here?" Rey said with a laugh, but Jeff just stuck his tongue out at him and closed the door to their room, which was coincidentally once again next to Rey & Jade's.
~*~
"Now, Kane, you can stop whining, because we are finally here! In the Wisconsin Dells! Kane, where the hell is everybody…?" Undertaker questioned.
"Well, that depends on what day it is."
"I think it is Sunday. Or it should be."
"They must be in Green Bay by now.
"Oh, hell. Now we have to go THERE. Come on."
"Hm…Right. Ok, I'm here."
~*~ Half hour later ~*~
"Whew, we made it, Kaney!" Undertaker said.
"Yeah, just in time," Kane said as the vans full of Superstars pulled up and started unloading, people spilling everywhere. "And for future reference, do not call me that ever again."
"Er…quite." 'Taker said, "You know you still don't have a mask on, right?"
"Ahhh! No!" Kane said then abruptly dashed off, probably to another closet.
"Oh dear." 'Taker said quietly to himself.
"Hey there, glad to see you made it here, and right on schedule, too." Bitch said, coming up to him.
"The hell you are." Undertaker responded.
"Let's get inside!" Stephanie said to the masses once again. "We've got a lot left to do before the show. My dad should probably show up, too, but he probably won't. That's ok, though."
"Get your candy Asses in there! Get in your locker rooms!" The Rock shouted in an attempt to help Steph.
"You have to get in here, too, dumb shit!" Kurt shouted from inside the building. They were all shouting and excited, even though they had to beat the shit out of each other in just under an hour.
"Steph, are we all getting our own entrances?" Edge asked.
"Sure are, it'll take up more time!"
"Can I go out first?"
"Um, ok. I'll see if I can arrange that with the stage & sound crew." Steph said, then turned away from him and began shouting again. "Bischoff, get out of the damn van. I know you were on the bottom, but now you're the last one out here!"
Inside, Stone Cold was issuing orders. "Start your warm-ups right now. We've got to be ready when it's time. People aren't paying to see this event for nothing. Actually, they have no idea what is going on, so they'll have to wait and see." Steve said with a laugh. "Stephanie, where are you? You have to go out there right away and explain what is going on to the audience."
"Oh, all right." Steph said beating off a couple of guys who had come out of nowhere.
"Ahhh! Tyson! I told you to burn in hell! Where is the Undertaker?" Jade said, recognizing one of Steph's terrorists.
"Undertaker…DOI…Who is that? DOI… I'm a mental…DOI…I'm a…DOI…Did I mention…DOI…I am a mental ret- DOI…-ard…DOI" Tyson said staring dumbly up from his seat on the ground.
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Ok, so I lied. That is not the end. The next chapter or two will be the end. Lol, sorry…Don't forget to review!