Fae: Umm.

Miadotta: That's a great way to open a chapter.

Crystella: *sneaks up behind her* Be nice, Miadotta!

Miadotta: AAAAHHHH!!!! Don't do that!!!

Crystella: But it's fun!

Ashley: I guess we should send Seto out on his date before we start making trouble.

Fae: Right. SETO KAIBA!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!

Seto: *runs in* What?

Crystella: You have a date.

Seto: Okay, where is it?

Crystella: Find out for yourself. I don't know. -_-U

Seto: That's helpful. *leaves*

(On the date)

Seto: Umm. I hope this is it. *knocks on a door*

Voice from inside: GET THE DOOR BEFORE I HURT YOU!

Seto: *cringes*

Voice: FINE, I'LL GET IT MYSELF!

Seto: Here we go.

Osiris: *opens the door. She has shoulder length brown hair, dark blue eyes, is wearing a dark blue cloak, and looks about 15* What do you want?

Seto: Are you Osiris?

Osiris: Who wants to know?

Seto: I'm here to pick you up for a date.

Osiris: Oh. Let's go then. *walks away*

Seto: *runs to catch up with her* So, where do you want to go?

Osiris: You're supposed to know that. You're the guy, not me.

Seto: Umm. Okay.

(At an Egyptian 5 star restaurant)

Seto: So, what do you want?

Osiris: I'm having the steak.

Seto: Okay. I'll have the Salad. (We'll pretend he is a Vegetarian)

Tea: *comes up* Can I take your order?

Osiris: *hisses and makes a cross with her fingers*

Seto: We'll have 1 salad and 1 steak please.

Tea: Oh, hi friend of mine named Seto Kaiba! And hi friend of Seto Kaiba!

Seto: I am not your friend, swamp thing. Go get us our food before I hurt you.

Tea: Okay! *goes to get food*

Osiris: Why does it have to work here?

Seto: To torture us, of course.

Osiris: Figures.

Tea: *comes back* Here is your food, friends!

Seto/Osiris: GO AWAY!!!

Tea: *runs*

(The 2 start eating. They talk about stuff. Like how to kill Tea.)

Seto: I'll be right back.

Osiris: Okay.

Seto: *leaves*

Osiris: Hehehe. *puts stuff on Seto's half eaten salad. You'll find out what it is later*

Seto: *comes back* Hello. You've hardly touched your steak.

Osiris: Who cares.

Seto: *takes a bite of his salad and promptly starts spazzing out*

Osiris: *laughs insanely* It's been fun Kaiba. Especially when I food poisoned you. *cackles and leaves*

Seto: *who has stopped spazzing out* Wow, she's scary. *leaves*

(back at Somewhere over the Rainbow ((the place where everyone lives)))

Seto: *bursts in* I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TORTURE US!!!!

Fae: *looks up* I didn't.

Seto: THAT WAKKO (sorry, this is Seto talking) TRIED TO POISON ME!!!!

Fae: Oh, then I lied.

Marik: Apparently.

Ashley: Hey! Guess what?

Malik: Tea's been squashed by a ten-ton block of cement?

Ashley: No, but that's a good idea. Anyway, Joey actually has a date!

Marik: Wow, that's scary.

Ashley: I know. I'll get him! JOEY WHEELER GET YOUR BIG BUTT OVER HERE THIS INSTANT!!!

Joey: What d'you want?

Ashley: You have a date with someone named Ice-Dragon1018.

Joey: Oh. Crystella, where is it?

Crystella: I like being useless! I haven't got a clue!

Joey: -_-U

(At the house of Ice-Dragon ((we hope)))

Joey: Maybe this is it. I've only got two more houses on this block to check. I've tried everywhere else. *knocks on the door*

Ice-Dragon: Coming! *opens door* Oh, good, you're finally here! I was beginning to think you got lost!

Joey: I did, because of Fae's useless yami.

Crystella: *from far away* I HEARD THAT, WHEELER!!

Ice-Dragon: Come on in, I just need to do my hair and we're set. *disappears somewhere to do her hair*

Joey: *staring mindlessly at a wall*

Ice-Dragon: *is 14, has shoulder length brown/red hair, blue eyes, and is wearing a knee-length black skirt* I'm ready! So, where are we going?

Joey: I was thinking maybe the arcade?

Ice-Dragon: Um. Okay. Can we try DDR?

Joey: Sure. Let's go!

(At the Arcade)

Ice-Dragon: *is whooping Joey at DDR* Wow, Joey, you're horrible at this!

Joey: I never could dance.

Ice-Dragon: That's okay. Let's get Ice Cream!

Joey: Okay!

(At the Ice Cream place)

Ice-Dragon: *talking to clerk* I'll have a large chocolate ice cream cone with sprinkles and gummy bears on top! And a cherry!

Joey: Are you gonna actually eat all that?

Ice-Dragon: Of course I am.

Joey: Wow. I've never met a person who could out-eat me.

Ice-Dragon: *who's ice cream is already half gone* Well, now you have.

Joey: When I was five, I stole about 10 comic books from the store.

Ice-Dragon: *slaps him* That wasn't nice!

Joey: *is now swirly-eyed and lying on the ground* Owwww. you hit hard!

Ice-Dragon: I know. It comes in handy. *has finished her ice cream* Let's go!

Joey: Go where?

Ice-Dragon: Home, of course!

Joey: Okay. (Back at Ice-Dragon's house)

Joey: Did you have fun?

Ice-Dragon: Yes I did.

Joey: Good, because so did I.

Ice-Dragon: Maybe we can go out again sometime.

Joey: I would like that.

(They kiss goodbye, and Joey leaves. All together now.. Awwwwwwwwww!!! Back at Somewhere over the Rainbow)

Joey: *walks in*

Crystella: Fae, do I have permission to hurt Joey?

Fae: No, what if we need him for another date?

Crystella: Aww.

Malik: *is dancing a 'victory dance'*

Miadotta: Malik, what are you doing?

Malik: I have a date!! Yayness!!!

Miadotta: Fae, I thought you didn't let him into your sugar stash.

Fae: I don't, but I can't hurt him. Go Malik, off to your date with Shadow!

Malik: Crystella.

Crystella: I haven't any idea where it is.

Malik: You're no help. *leaves*

(At Shadow's house)

Malik: Okay then. *knocks on a door*

Shadow: *opens door. She is 14, has shoulder length black hair with blue and red streaks, and hazel/brown eyes* Hello!!! *glomps Malik* So, where are we going?

Malik: I have an idea. we can go on a mailbox-killing spree!!!

Shadow: Yay! I like killing mailboxes!

Malik: Me too!! *the 2 travel down the road blowing up mailboxes along the way*

Shadow: *steps on a bunny and squashes it* Ack! The poor lil bunny!!

Malik: That's okay. *starts skipping and singing* We're off to kill the mailboxes, the mailboxes shall die!!

Shadow: *stares* You're scary, you know that?

Malik: Thanks, I get it from my cousin.

Shadow: Cousin?

Malik: Crystella.

Shadow: Ah.

Malik: Back to blowing things up!

Shadow: Yeah! *they continue blowing up mailboxes, until they come to one encased in duct tape*

Malik: All hail the mighty mailbox of duct tape! *bows*

Shadow: *stares at Malik again* Mighty mailbox of duct tape?

Malik: Yes. It is made of duct tape, so therefore we cannot blow it up!

Shadow: Oookay.. *continues along blowing things up*

Malik: *gets up and is also blowing things up*

Specter: *comes out* Who are you?

Shadow: Go away Specter.

Specter: Yes, sir! *goes away*

Shadow: Sorry, that was my stupid yami Specter.

Malik: That's okay.

Shadow: What time is it?

Malik: Uh. *looks at watch* 7:30. Why?

Shadow: AHH!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOME 10 MINUTES AGO!!! I had a good time, but I have to go. Seeya! *kisses Malik and runs*

Malik: Oookay..

(Back at Somewhere over the Rainbow)

Bakura: I win again! Man, you are really bad at this! I wouldn't even be playing if you hadn't threatened to turn us all chibi.

Malik: *comes in and sees Marik and Bakura playing Candyland* Hikari, you still have that game?

Marik: Yes..

Miadotta: Scary. Anyway, time for the next date. HEY!!! FISH DUDE PERSON!!!

Mako: *comes in* Yes?

Miadotta: You have a date.

Mako: Really? Cool. Where?

Miadotta: I dunno, go ask the genius.

Mako: Crystella?

Crystella: No idea.

Mako: *leaves*

(At Jade's House (( I wonder how these people are finding these houses.)))

Mako: *knocks on a door* Crystella is useless.

Crystella: *from far away* I WILL HURT YOU PERSON!!

Jade: *a girl who is 19, has long slightly wavy dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, and is wearing a dark blue tank top with a picture of a dolphin on it, tan Capri pants with a wooden bead belt, tan sandals, a dolphin necklace with dolphin earrings and my hair down with a dark blue kerchief, opens the door* Mako!!! *glomps him* Hi!

Mako: Can't. Breathe.

Jade: Ack! I'm sorry! *lets go*

Mako: I was thinking maybe we could go to the beach? It's really beautiful at sunset.

Jade: I would love that! I packed a picnic basket, so maybe we could have a picnic, too!

Mako: Yeah!!

(At the beach ((these people travel pretty quickly, don't they?)))

Mako: *is sitting with his arm around Jade, watching the sunset with her*

Jade: It's beautiful!!

Mako: Just like you.

Jade: You're so sweet!!! *glomps him again, but so he can breathe this time*

Mako: *smiles at her*

Jade: The cows are speaking to me. Do you know what they say?

Mako: Umm. No?

Jade: They say. TICKLE MAKO!!! *commences tickling him while he laughs so hard he can't breathe*

Mako: *stomach rumbles, so he looks down and pokes it*

Jade: Oh, we should probably eat now, huh?

Mako: That would be nice.

Jade: *takes out food. The 2 eat happily for about half an hour, until it is all gone*

Mako: I'll be right back. *gets up and leaves*

Jade: Okay. *removes outer layer of clothing to reveal a 1 piece blue chibi killer whale bathing suit*

Mako: *comes back with wood* It's getting kind of cold out, so I thought I would make a fire. *starts setting up a fire* Shoot, forgot my weapon of mass destruction. Oh well. *starts rubbing 2 sticks together*

Jade: *is watching happily* Can we go swimming after?

Mako: Sure!

Jade: Yay!

Mako: *has lit the fire and is cuddling with Jade so that they both warm up a bit before going in the water*

Jade: I'll race you to the water! *gets up and runs*

Mako: *blinks* Hey! You got a head start!! *runs after her*

Jade: I win! *jumps into the water*

Mako: Hey look! *points* Fishies!

Jade: Those are dolphins, Mako.

Mako: That's what I meant to say. Dolphins.

Jade: *swims after them* Come on!

Mako: Okay! *follows*

(And it went on this way for another half hour, with no major incidents. Except Mako being dunked, that was it)

Jade: Let's go dry off and sit by the fire!!

Mako: Okay. *swims to shore, followed by Jade*

(At the fire)

Smokey the Bear: Only you can prevent forest fires! *disappears*

Jade: Oookay.

Mako: *has dried off, so has Jade. He is now cuddling with her some more*

(Back at Somewhere over the Rainbow ((we'll leave them there)))

Bakura: Are you sure you don't mind renting out your brother, Fae?

Fae: Sure.

Crystella: I shall retrieve the little one! YUGI MOTOU!!!!! GET YOUR LITTLE BUTT OVER HERE NOW!!!!

Yugi: *runs in* It wasn't me! I didn't do it! It was Yami!

Fae: *in older sister mode* What didn't you do?

Yugi: Nothing. Ask Yami! He did it!

Crystella: I'll interrogate my brother later. But right now, you have a date!

Yugi: *sighs in relief* Okay, where is it?

Crystella: Again, I have no idea.

Yugi: Crystella, you're so very helpful.

Crystella: I know. It's a gift!

Yugi: *shakes head and leaves*

(On the date. again)

Yugi: I wish Crystella was more helpful. *goes up to a black house and knocks on the door*

Rian: *answers the door* Hello, Yugi. You can come in for a bit if you want. *she walks back inside. She looks about 13, has short, black hair, and dark brown eyes*

Yugi: Umm. okay. *follows her inside*

Rian: Welcome to the place that I sleep in.

Yugi: *looks around at the many guitar cases and the many 'Let's Kill Joey' dart boards* Holy cow.

Rian: Cows aren't holy here. They are in India, though.

Yugi: Well, shall we go?

Rian: Sure, hold on a minute. *disappears into her room, which is painted black*

Yugi: *is looking at the 'Let's Kill Joey' dartboards*

Rian: *comes back out wearing a black T-shirt, blue jeans, the Millennium Choker, a black watch, an imitation Yugi necklace, black socks, a blue jean jacket and blue sneakers* I'm ready.

Yugi: *turns around and looks at her* Wow, you're pretty.

Rian: Thank you. *smiles at Yugi*

Yugi: So, where do you want to go?

Rian: Well. *smirks*

(In Singapore)

Rian: I have to show you my favorite café!! *runs off in some weird directions turning in circles*

Yugi: Wonder how much sugar she's had today. Well, I live with Crystella, I think I can handle it. *follows Rian*

Rian: He we are! *is standing outside a cute little café, located on top of Mount Faber*

Yugi: Wow!

Rian: Yup! *goes inside, followed by Yugi* Let's get some food! *sits down*

Yugi: Okay. *also sits down*

Tea: I'll be your waitress for tonight. Hello friend named Yugi!!!

Rian: *orders food and sends Tea away*

Yugi: So, what do you want to do after we eat?

(They get the food and start eating)

Rian: Can we go sightseeing??

Yugi: Sure! *they have finished eating; Yugi paid the bill and they are now sight-seeing*

Rian: Hey! Look at that! I can see the place where you live! *points to a big, blue building with the words 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' on it*

Yugi: Yup, I live there.

Rian: Cool. *looks at her watch* Crud. I was supposed to be home 20 minutes ago! I had a great time, Yugi, thanks! *kisses him and runs very fast*

(Back at Somewhere Over The Rainbow)

Yugi: *walks in and sees Yami in time out being lectured about not breaking things by Lianne*

Fae: Hi Yugi!

Yugi: Hi Fae!

Crystella: So, what did you guys think?

Ashley: Press the magic go button at the bottom of the screen to say that you liked it, even if you don't want a date!