Note: I'm sorry I took so long to update this. I'll try to update more often!!!! Please don't kill me!!

Yami: A word of advice, NEVER break the lock and read your hikari's sister's diary. She'll try and kill you.

Fae: *is being held back by Yugi and Crystella* You got that right!!!!

Crystella: Fae, calm down. BAKURA!!! YOU HAVE A DATE!!! Oww! She bit me! *digs nails into Fae's arm* CALM DOWN!!!

Fae: Oww!!!!

Bakura: *comes in* Well, I'll see you guys later. *leaves*

(On the Date)

Bakura: *knocks on a random door*

Brynne: *is 15, has brown hair with black streaks, and blue-gray eyes, opens the door* Hi Bakura!!!!

Bakura: Hello.

Brynne: Well, come on in! *disappears inside*

Bakura: Okay. *follows*

Brynne: (who, by the way, is wearing baggy silver pants, a black tank top, black leather gloves past the elbows, black leather choker with a black stone, and a knife that is in a side bag on her belt) You want something to eat?

Bakura: That's okay. Hey, I was thinking.

Brynne: Since when do you think?

Bakura: Good question. Anyway, I thought we could go to Six Flags Great Adventure on our date!

Brynne: Yay! Can we go on roller coasters??

Bakura: Sure!!

(At Six Flags ((I think these people can teleport or something)))

Bakura: So, what do you want to go on first?

Brynne: I wanna go on Medusa and Nitro and Superman and. *continues with many rides*

Bakura: Okay. let's go on Medusa first.

Brynne: *stops in mid-sentence* Okay!

Bakura: *heads toward Medusa and looks at the long line* I'm not standing in line for this. *walks to the front of the line*

Brynne: *follows wondering what our tomb robber friend has planned*

Ride Attendant: Excuse me, sir, but you have to go to the end of the line and wait like every other human being here.

Bakura: Ah, but I'm not a puny mortal like you and if you do make me go to the back of the line, I will send you to the Shadow Realm for a few millennia!

Brynne: Umm. What are you doing?

Bakura: Getting us on the ride.

Brynne: Oh, okay.

Ride Attendant: *looks scared* Go right ahead sir.

Bakura: That's better. *gets on the ride with Brynne*

Brynne: You're so evil.

Bakura: Thank you. Being evil is my job.

Brynne: Ah ha!

Bakura: Ah ha what?

Brynne: I dunno, I just felt like saying Ah ha!

Bakura: Okay. Do you know something really fun to do when you're on a roller coaster?

Brynne: What?

Bakura: Cutting the chains that hold the separate carts together. *grins evilly* (please don't try this.)

Brynne: Ooh, how fun!

Bakura: Yup! *cuts the chains, sending the other carts backward*

Brynne: *giggling insanely*

Police: Come out with your hands up!!!!

Bakura: I haven't done anything today!!!

Brynne: I think it's because you kind of sent a few people flying out of their seats when they were going backward.

Bakura: Oh. *the ride stops* Here we go again. *goes up to the police* Can I help you?

Police Person who I will name Bob: Yes.

Bakura: With what?

Bob: I have no idea. They just told me to arrest you. Get in the car.

Brynne: No!

Bob: Yes!

Brynne: No!

Bakura: Just get in, we can have fun with him.

Brynne: Okay. *gets in, followed by Bakura, and then our stupid friend Bob*

Bakura: *whispering* Sing an annoying, random song! That always annoys the heck out of 'em.

Brynne: If you're sure. I hate you, you hate me, *Bakura joins in* let's hang Barney from a tree, with the shot of a gun, Barney hit the floor, no more purple dinosaur! *keeps repeating the song*

Bob: NO! NOT BARNEY!!! DON'T WORRY BARNEY!! I SHALL SAVE YOU! *jumps out the window*

Bakura: Hey, look. *points to Bob* Road kill!

Brynne: Neat. *boom* Hey, the car crashed into a tree.

Bakura: Oh.

More Police: What did you do to Bob??

Bakura: We were singing about killing Barney and he jumped out the window.

Police: Okay.

(At the Police Station)

Bakura: Hmm.

Brynne: What?

Bakura: I bet I could break that brick wall.

Brynne: You would hurt yourself!

Bakura: So? These walls are made of something just about as strong as cardboard. *punches the wall, and it breaks into little tiny pieces* Let's go!

Brynne: Okay! *jumps out the side of the building where Bakura killed the wall*

Bakura: Before the idiots find out what happened, we should scatter.

Brynne: You're right. Night, Bakura!

Bakura: Night, Brynne!

(Back at Somewhere Over The Rainbow)

Fae: Crystella, do I have permission to kill your baka brother?

Crystella: No, that's my job.

Fae: Aww.

Ashley: Fae, don't kill Yami. I like him. RYOU! GET YOUR I'M-IN-DESPERATE- NEED-OF-TAN BUTT OVER HERE!! YOU HAVE A DATE!!

Ryou: Okay. What is her name?

Ashley: Her name is Akira. Have fun!

Ryou: Yup. *leaves*

(On the date ((I just know these people use Map Quest or something.)))

Ryou: I hope Yami survives. *knocks on the door*

Akira: *a girl with hair styled like Bakura's, but silver with black tips, green eyes with flecks of blue and cute glasses, wearing black pants (baggy + flare-legged) with a dark blue tank top saying 'WARNING: Keep away from Sugar' and a black trench coat opens the door* Ryou!!!! *glomps him*

Ryou: Hello! (it's amazing he can breathe, isn't it?)

Akira: So, where are we going?

Ryou: Good question. How about- no, Bakura just got arrested by going there.

Akira: *sweatdrop* How about. getting some ice cream?

Ryou: That would work. Let's go!

Akira: Yay! *runs out the door*

Ryou: *follows*

Akira: We should drive my new car!!!

Ryou: Okay, would you like to drive, or should I?

Akira: I'm driving!!

Ryou: Okay then. *thinks: I bet she's not supposed to be behind the wheel of a car*

Akira: *gets in* Yup, I got a new one because they couldn't fix the other one.

Ryou: Why.?

Akira: Cause I crashed it into a tree.

Ryou: Okay then..

Akira: Ready?

Ryou: *thinks: No.* Yes, let's go.

Akira: OKAY! *floors it*

Ryou: Maybe we should walk.

Akira: NAH!!!!

Ryou: Umm. Akira?

Akira: Yeeeeeeeeeess?

Ryou: How much sugar have you had today?

Akira: *evil grin* A looooooooooott.

Ryou: That explains it.

Akira: *crashes into another tree* WE'RE HERE!

Ryou: Thank Ra.

Akira: Why? Don't you like me? *pouts*

Ryou: Of course I do! I'm just really hungry.

Akira: *brightens up again* Okay!!!

Ryou: What do you want?

Akira: Umm, I'll have strawberry!

Ryou: Okay then. Why don't you find a place to sit, and I'll get the ice cream.

Akira: Okay. *goes off to find someplace to sit* (this place is outside, by the way. It's in a park)

Ryou: *gets in line*

Akira: Ooh, this is nice. *sits on a bench under a tree*

Ryou: *gets to the front of the line and orders* I'll have one vanilla cone and one strawberry cone.

Guy behind the counter: Yup. *hands it to Ryou*

Ryou: *gives him the money and goes to find Akira*

Akira: RYOU! OVER HERE!

Ryou: *walks over to her and hands her the ice cream*

Akira: Thanks, Ryou. Yay! Sugar fix! *eats it*

Ryou: *eats his also, but slower so he doesn't get a brain freeze*

Akira: I love you, Ryou.

Ryou: I love you too, Akira.

Akira: *huggles him*

Ryou: *huggles back* You know, the way the light hits you, you look like an angel.

Akira: *eyes go starry* Reeeeeeally?

Ryou: Really.

Akira: Awwwww.

Ryou: *looks at his watch* Well, I've got to head home. Want me to drive you back to your house?

Akira: Umm. *looks at dead car* We kinda can't drive.

Ryou: Okay. then can I walk you home?

Akira: Sure!

Ryou: Okay.

Akira: ONWARD!!!! *takes off*

Ryou: AKIRA! WAIT! YOU CAN'T RUN INTO THE STREET IF THERE ARE CARS COMING!!! Oh boy. *runs after her*

(Back at Akira's House)

Ryou: *panting* You're. . . Fast. . .

Akira: I know. Well, I had a lot of fun tonight; I'll see you later.

Ryou: Yes, so did I. *kisses her* Maybe we can do it again sometime?

Akira: *gets this dreamy look on her face and nods* Good night!

Ryou: *walking down the street* Night, Akira-chan!

(Back at Somewhere Over The Rainbow ((I need to steal these teleporters that they use.)))

Ryou: That was fun. *grins*

Fae: I need to come up with something for us to do on the in-between parts of these chapters. *thinks*

Crystella: Anyway, time to call my hikari's strange cousin. MARIKU!!! (don't ask) YOU HAVE A DATE!!! MOVE IT!!!

Marik: *comes out* Okay, who is it?

Crystella: According to this, her name is Sen-ra. She is 17, has silver hair, red eyes, and a word of warning: be careful.

Marik: Thanks Stella. *leaves*

(On some Random Street)

Sen-ra: *standing outside wearing a rare hunter uniform* Wow, Marik is really late.

Marik: *runs up to her* Hi!

Sen-ra: It's about time!

Marik: Sorry, I was running on pagan-standard time. (wanna know what it is? Ask in a review)

Sen-ra: Okay then.

Both: *hear a meow*

Sen-ra: Cuaba! I thought I told you to stay inside!

Cuaba: *hisses at Marik*

Marik: Oy, now I have your cat AND Fae hissing at me!

Sen-ra: It's okay.

Marik: Ready to go?

Sen-ra: Go where?

Marik: To the Shadow Realm! ^_^!!

Sen-ra: ^_^!! Okay!

Marik: I may need to call on Crystella and Bakura to get us out, but that's not until later.

Sen-ra: ONWARD TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!

(In The Shadow Realm)

Sen-ra: Ooh, shadowy.

Marik: There's this nice little café thing over here. *points*

Sen-ra: Since when does the Shadow Realm have a café?

Marik: Since Crystella came. She decided it needed something to make it more survivable.

Sen-ra: Oookay.

(In The Café, cleverly named 'The Café')

Marik: * Sitting at a booth-thing)* So, what do you want?

Sen-ra: Umm, do they have anything nutritious?

Marik: Not a thing. Well, there's meat, but that's different.

Sen-ra: Good. I don't like anything nutritious.

Marik: ^_^ Okay then.

Tea: *is the waitress* OH LOOK! CUSTOMERS/FRIENDS!!! *walks over to them* HI FRIENDS!! WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?

Marik: *sigh* So that's where Crystella and Bakura hid her.

Sen-ra: I'll have some Steak and a salad.

Tea: AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, OTHER FRIEND?

Marik: I would like you to be cooked in the oven, but I'll have the same thing Sen-ra had.

Tea: IS THAT ALL, FRIENDS???

Marik: *pulls out the Millennium Rod and pokes her with the pointy side* Move it, Swamp Thing!

Tea: OKAY!!! *runs away, talking about friends*

Marik: She frightens me. Greatly.

Sen-ra: Me too. I'm hungry.

Marik; Ho hum. I'm bored. *remembers something that Crystella taught him* MOOOO!!!!!

Sen-ra: Umm, okay.

Marik: Come on, moo with me! It's fun AND it confuses people!

Sen-ra: YAY!! *also moos whilst waiting for the food*

Tea: HERE IS YOUR FOOD FRIENDS!!!! *puts the food on the table* ENJOY!!! *walks away to go and torture other poor people*

Both: *stares*

Sen-ra: Oh, good, food! *eats*

Marik: *also eats*

(After they finish eating)

Marik: That was good.

Sen-ra: Yes it was. *looks at watch* CRAP!!!

Marik: What?

Sen-ra: I'M LATE!!

Marik: What time do you have to be home?

Sen-ra: 10 minutes ago!! *gets up*

Marik: *also gets up* Let's go then.

(Outside The Café)

Marik: Let me call Crystella and Bakura. *calls to them using his mind ( I didn't even know he HAD a mind. Crystella: don't be mean.)* They'll get us out in a minute.

Sen-ra: Okay. I had a really great time.

Marik: Me too.

Sen-ra: *kisses him on the cheek* Bye! *gets sucked out of the Shadow Realm and sent back home*

Marik: *also gets sent back home*

(Back At Somewhere Over The Rainbow)

Fae: *still thinking*

Bakura: *laughs*

Malik: Shut up, Bakura.

Sakura: JOEY! YOU of all people HAVE A DATE!!! MOVE IT, YOU'RE LATE!!

Joey: *runs in, trying to tie his shoe* What's her name?

Sakura: Princess Florea. She is 14, has black hair, green eyes, and sounds pretty sweet.

Joey: Okay, thanks Sakura! *runs out the door*

(Another Random Street)

Joey: *knocks on a door*

Princess Florea: *opens the door* Hi Joey! *is wearing a green jacket, white tank top, black pants, and sneakers*

Joey: How are you?

Florea: I'm good, and you?

Joey: I'm mooiful.

Florea: Huh?

Joey: Never mind.

Florea: I don't have any idea where we could go, so do you just wanna hang out here?

Joey: Sure.

(Inside the home of Florea)

Florea: Oh no!

Joey: What's wrong?

Florea: I forgot to cook something for us to eat!

Joey: I'll do it. Take me to your kitchen!

Florea: *giggles* Okay!

(In the Kitchen)

Joey: What do you want to make?

Florea: Well, I was going to make hot dogs, but I don't know how to use the grill.

Joey: Okay. *grabs the hot dogs that were on the counter* Where is your grill?

Florea: Just outside of there. *points*

Joey: Okay! *disappears to the grill*

(A little bit later when the hot dogs are done)

Florea: Here are the buns! *hands him the buns*

Joey: Thank you! *gives Florea a hot dog* Here you are!

Florea: Thank you! *walks into her living room*

Joey: *grabs a hot dog and follows*

Florea: Let's watch some television. *turns on the T.V.*

Joey: Okay.

Florea: *cuddles up to Joey* This is nice.

Joey: Yeah. *also cuddles*

Florea: What time do you have to go back?

Joey: Eventually.

Florea: Oh. That's a good time.

Joey: Yup.

Florea: *lays her head on his shoulder*

Joey: *lays his head on top of hers*

(Back at Somewhere Over The Rainbow ((we'll leave them there, they look peaceful)))

Lianne: Kawaii!

Sakura: I know.

Fae: *still thinking*

Crystella: I must now summon the Malik. MALIKU!!!!! HURRY UP!!!

Malik: *runs in* What's she like? *trying to put his shoes on while hopping on one foot*

Crystella: Her name is Elizabeth. She's 16, has very long, reddish hair, pretty green eyes, and is kinda tomboyish.

Malik: Okay then. *both of his shoes are now on* Bye! *leaves*

(On the Date)

Malik: *walks up to a house and knocks on the door*

Elizabeth: *from inside* I'LL GET IT!!!! *opens the door*

Malik: Hi!

Elizabeth: Hi! *glomps him*

Malik: Where should we go?

Elizabeth: Let's go to the park!

Malik: Okay!

(At The Park)

Elizabeth: Let's go on the swings!

Malik: Okay.

Elizabeth: *runs over to the swings and sits on one*

Malik: *pushes her on the swing*

Elizabeth: *giggles*

Malik: *accidentally pushes her off the swing* Are you okay?

Elizabeth: *gets up* I'm okay, let's go on the slide!

Malik: Race ya! *takes off*

Elizabeth: Hey! No fair! *runs after him*

Malik: I win!

Elizabeth: Cheater!

Malik: *climbs up the ladder* Hah! I'm tall!

Elizabeth: *comes up behind him* Not for long! *pushes him down the slide*

Malik: *falling* AAAAHHHH!!!! *falls into the sand at the bottom*

Elizabeth: *laughs*

Malik: *gets up and spits out the sand* Yuck!

Elizabeth: *slides down* What now?

Malik: Let's get some ice cream!

Elizabeth: I want chocolate!

Malik: I want strawberry!

(At The Ice Cream Place)

Malik: Go find some chairs, and I'll get the ice cream!

Elizabeth: Okay! *goes to find somewhere to sit*

Malik: I'll have a strawberry cone and a chocolate cone, too.

Dude behind the counter: Okay. *gets the stuff* Here ya go. That'll be ten dollars.

Malik: This place isn't cheap. *hands him the money and gets the ice cream*

Elizabeth: *waves* Over here!

Malik: *walks over and gives her the ice cream*

Elizabeth: Thanks, Malik. *eats her ice cream*

Malik: You're welcome. *also eats his ice cream*

Elizabeth: *is done with her ice cream* What do you want to do now?

Malik: *is also finished* I don't know. Where do you want to go?

Elizabeth: I dunno.

Malik: *thinks*

Elizabeth: *also thinks*

Malik: *looks at watch* It's 10:00.

Elizabeth: o.OU I have to go home and baby-sit. *pouts*

Malik: Aw, I'll take you home.

(Back at Elizabeth's house)

Elizabeth: Night, Malik!

Malik: *kisses her on the cheek* Night!

(Back At Somewhere Over The Rainbow)

Crystella: Kawaii!

Malik: *comes in*

Fae: I know what we can do!

Bakura: Dear Ra, what is it?

Fae: We can play Truth or Dare. *evil grin*

Crystella: o.o Oh dear Isis (the goddess, not the character), save us!

Lianne: New - Rate-your-date! When you review, tell us what think of your date! 1 to 5 stars (*) is the rating!