A/N: there's a crazy healer and pigeon after the best man, a bridesmaid,
cook, and guest who have an evil plot to keep Lupin single, and Tonks's
usual clumsiness. These equal Tonks and Lupin getting married!! XD Sirius
lives!!! He's the best man in this. And please forgive my OC's they really
aren't well written or thought out. Almost like I inserted a bunch of real
people or something. *shrugs* and forgive any spelling mistakes or format
errors. This is for MY pleasure, not yours, and if it really bothers you,
you can beta read. I really don't care.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!! All I own is the stupid pigeon.
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"ALRIGHT! I'M COMING!" Remus opened the door and looked down on Tonks, who innocently rang the doorbell one more time (DING DONG!) before putting her hands behind her back beaming.
"Hiya Rems!" Tonks said brightly, ignoring the fact that it was four-thirty- five in the morning. Remus stared. and stared. and stared. and stared.
Tonks was disguised as a woman with short light brown hair flecked with grey and pale-ish skin ared with premature wrinkles. a female Remus.
"Aren't you going to invite me in, Lupin?" Tonks asked after she was bored of staring back.
"Yeah, sure - so what are you doing here so early?" Remus stepped aside whilst Tonks bounded in.
"Oh, i just wanted to let you know that Mungo's is going to release Sirius tomorrow. isn't that neat? i came here as soon as i heard the news!" she sat down on the couch and changed her appearance so that she now looked like a female Sirius. "Go tell Moony, I'm going crazy!" she said, apparently imitating the raven-haired animagus himself. Tonks gave herself spiked neon-green hair and settled back into her natural complexion, also leaning back into the couch cushions.
"Is that so?" Remus asked, feeling justifiably grumpy. "and you heard this at four-something in the morning?"
Tonks blinked. "Well, no. i heard it yesterday at lunch, but then i accidentally tripped and got run over by one of those Muggle cars, and i just woke up in Mungo's across from Sirius a few minutes ago. they wouldn't let me out until i pretended that i was you - weirded out healers...." Remus stifled a yawn. "Oh, is that so?" he asked. "well, if you don't mind, i think I'm going back to bed....."
"Which brings me to the point where maybe you could please please please let me stay here? i can't call the kngihtbus because..." but before Tonks had thought up a legitimate excuse, the robe-clad Remus disappeared down the hallway with a "sure, find a spot that's comfortable."
Tonks stared after him and blinked. "oh yeah, i was supposed to say something else... yeah, i forgot though.... ah, well!" Tonks swung her legs up onto the couch and settled herself comfortably. "I'll wake him up and tell him when i remember.."
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!! All I own is the stupid pigeon.
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DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!
"ALRIGHT! I'M COMING!" Remus opened the door and looked down on Tonks, who innocently rang the doorbell one more time (DING DONG!) before putting her hands behind her back beaming.
"Hiya Rems!" Tonks said brightly, ignoring the fact that it was four-thirty- five in the morning. Remus stared. and stared. and stared. and stared.
Tonks was disguised as a woman with short light brown hair flecked with grey and pale-ish skin ared with premature wrinkles. a female Remus.
"Aren't you going to invite me in, Lupin?" Tonks asked after she was bored of staring back.
"Yeah, sure - so what are you doing here so early?" Remus stepped aside whilst Tonks bounded in.
"Oh, i just wanted to let you know that Mungo's is going to release Sirius tomorrow. isn't that neat? i came here as soon as i heard the news!" she sat down on the couch and changed her appearance so that she now looked like a female Sirius. "Go tell Moony, I'm going crazy!" she said, apparently imitating the raven-haired animagus himself. Tonks gave herself spiked neon-green hair and settled back into her natural complexion, also leaning back into the couch cushions.
"Is that so?" Remus asked, feeling justifiably grumpy. "and you heard this at four-something in the morning?"
Tonks blinked. "Well, no. i heard it yesterday at lunch, but then i accidentally tripped and got run over by one of those Muggle cars, and i just woke up in Mungo's across from Sirius a few minutes ago. they wouldn't let me out until i pretended that i was you - weirded out healers...." Remus stifled a yawn. "Oh, is that so?" he asked. "well, if you don't mind, i think I'm going back to bed....."
"Which brings me to the point where maybe you could please please please let me stay here? i can't call the kngihtbus because..." but before Tonks had thought up a legitimate excuse, the robe-clad Remus disappeared down the hallway with a "sure, find a spot that's comfortable."
Tonks stared after him and blinked. "oh yeah, i was supposed to say something else... yeah, i forgot though.... ah, well!" Tonks swung her legs up onto the couch and settled herself comfortably. "I'll wake him up and tell him when i remember.."