"I'm that one! See that one in the back! That's me!"
"Duo, there's like a million orcs in the back row. Could you be more specific as to which orc you played in the Lord of the Rings?"
"I'm that one! The one I'm pointing at!"
"You're pointing at least three orcs Duo!"
Crash!
Duo, Heero, Troa, Quatre, and Wufei get off the couch and run into the kitchen.
"Are you girls all right?"
"What happened?"
Heero helped Relina get up, there was soot all over the kitchen, and where the oven should have been, there was a lump of melted metal.
"Sally and Noin tried fixing the oven."
"Sorry, I thought that fixing the oven would be similar to hot-wiring a car."
"Yeah. Sorry, I thought that fixing the oven would be similar to rigging explosive charges."
"So you turned the oven into a bomb?"
"Hehe! Guess I did."
"Guess we can't make you boys that dinner we promised."
"That's alright Relina; Duo can go get us food from McDonald."
"Way to volunteer somebody else Heero."
"Come on Duo, Heero saved your neck how many times? You owe him."
"I understand that but why can't you."
"I'll have chicken nuggets and a coke!"
.
Ten minutes Later.
"Is that everything?"
"Yeah."
"That'll be Twenty-six Seventy-five."
"Here you go."
"Out of Thirty. Three dollars and twenty-four cents change. Here's your drinks and you food."
"Thanks, bye."
Duo starts to walk out of the McDonald's, but saw a gold ring lying on the floor. He picked it up. He turned around to give it to the cashier so she could put it in the lost and found (like there's a lost and found at McDonald's) when he saw seven Nazgul coming toward him. At this site Duo simply ran.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
He ran and ran and ran and ran until his shoes didn't have anymore soles left. He stopped to catch his breath. He felt a finger tap him on the shoulder. He turned his head to see what it was. It was the Witch King and the other six Ring Wraiths.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
He ran and ran. He was running so hard that he started to cry. His tears and sweat got into his eyes so he couldn't see. He ran until he hit something hard in front of him.
"Umph!"
He looked up and saw a tree.
"Hey you silly goose! Watch were your going!"
"A talking tree!"
"Uhmm! We prefer to be called Ents. It's really degrading to be called a 'Talking Tree'."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Duo ran and ran and ran. He fell on the ground, he couldn't run any more. The Nazgul walked up to him.
"Go a head! Take the ring! It's yours! Give back to Lord Sauron!"
"We don't want the ring."
"Then kill me! Go a head! Do it!"
"We don't want to kill you."
"Then what do you want?!"
The Witch King pulled a large brown bag out of his cloak and stretched out his arm with the bag toward Duo.
"You forgot your fries."
"Duo, there's like a million orcs in the back row. Could you be more specific as to which orc you played in the Lord of the Rings?"
"I'm that one! The one I'm pointing at!"
"You're pointing at least three orcs Duo!"
Crash!
Duo, Heero, Troa, Quatre, and Wufei get off the couch and run into the kitchen.
"Are you girls all right?"
"What happened?"
Heero helped Relina get up, there was soot all over the kitchen, and where the oven should have been, there was a lump of melted metal.
"Sally and Noin tried fixing the oven."
"Sorry, I thought that fixing the oven would be similar to hot-wiring a car."
"Yeah. Sorry, I thought that fixing the oven would be similar to rigging explosive charges."
"So you turned the oven into a bomb?"
"Hehe! Guess I did."
"Guess we can't make you boys that dinner we promised."
"That's alright Relina; Duo can go get us food from McDonald."
"Way to volunteer somebody else Heero."
"Come on Duo, Heero saved your neck how many times? You owe him."
"I understand that but why can't you."
"I'll have chicken nuggets and a coke!"
.
Ten minutes Later.
"Is that everything?"
"Yeah."
"That'll be Twenty-six Seventy-five."
"Here you go."
"Out of Thirty. Three dollars and twenty-four cents change. Here's your drinks and you food."
"Thanks, bye."
Duo starts to walk out of the McDonald's, but saw a gold ring lying on the floor. He picked it up. He turned around to give it to the cashier so she could put it in the lost and found (like there's a lost and found at McDonald's) when he saw seven Nazgul coming toward him. At this site Duo simply ran.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
He ran and ran and ran and ran until his shoes didn't have anymore soles left. He stopped to catch his breath. He felt a finger tap him on the shoulder. He turned his head to see what it was. It was the Witch King and the other six Ring Wraiths.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
He ran and ran. He was running so hard that he started to cry. His tears and sweat got into his eyes so he couldn't see. He ran until he hit something hard in front of him.
"Umph!"
He looked up and saw a tree.
"Hey you silly goose! Watch were your going!"
"A talking tree!"
"Uhmm! We prefer to be called Ents. It's really degrading to be called a 'Talking Tree'."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Duo ran and ran and ran. He fell on the ground, he couldn't run any more. The Nazgul walked up to him.
"Go a head! Take the ring! It's yours! Give back to Lord Sauron!"
"We don't want the ring."
"Then kill me! Go a head! Do it!"
"We don't want to kill you."
"Then what do you want?!"
The Witch King pulled a large brown bag out of his cloak and stretched out his arm with the bag toward Duo.
"You forgot your fries."